"What kind of lottery, tell me and listen!" Huang Wenjing said.
"Well..." I deliberately pondered for a moment and said, "Well, the winner won't have to do any work in the dormitory from now on, and the three losers will take turns doing duty and doing laundry for him!"
"Okay!" Huang Wenjing agreed without thinking. After all, if one of the four wins, there are two back-ups. Besides, in terms of appearance, she is not as good as her eldest brother and the third child, but in terms of talking, who will be his opponent?
?It’s not certain who will win by then!
"Okay, Ouyang, as the eldest brother in our dormitory, why don't you start first?" Huang Wenjing said with a wicked smile. Generally speaking, no matter what you do, the first person to come up has a low chance of success, and the second person is not likely to succeed.
Maybe! Because although the first person didn't succeed, he did half the work, and things have loosened up a bit. If the second person takes a step forward, things may be settled!
So from a probability perspective, the second person’s chance of success is very high!
The third person also has a high chance of success, because if he does the same thing again, the person involved will probably become impatient! But no matter what, it has attracted the attention of the person involved!
As for the fourth person, it is relatively difficult, because if the first three people fail to do it, the fourth person will not be much better if they do the same thing! The person involved is already numb, so it will not have any effect at all.
!
And Huang Wenjing ranks second, which means that theoretically speaking, he has the highest success rate! No wonder he is so proud!
Ouyang Tianqi is not stupid. He naturally knows that the first one to play is usually the backer, but there is no way, who makes him the big brother!
So he thought for a while and suddenly shouted: "Huh? The school leaders are here!"
Ouyang Tianqi's move is very subtle, and he has a good grasp of the psychology of the vast majority of students. At this moment, the students are talking nonsense to each other. When they heard the leader came, they immediately calmed down and turned to us one after another.
I looked over!
However, Zhao Yanyan had no influence at all and stood there quietly!
I laughed secretly in my heart, I underestimated Zhao Yanyan too much. In the past few years that this girl has been with me, she has already developed the ability to not be surprised by anything.
When the students in the class saw that there was no leader at all, they suddenly sighed and looked at Ouyang Tianqi with contempt, feeling a little embarrassed about this guy and quickly lowered their heads.
This time it was Huang Wenjing's turn. This guy was thinking, how can he win with one blow? After thinking for a long time, what is attractive to beautiful women? Money? Looking at the dress of this beautiful classmate, it seems that she is from a rich family.
The little princess! It seems that the money route is no longer possible! And what about the others? Handsome guys! By the way, no woman can resist the temptation of Prince Charming!
"This handsome guy, who are you looking for?" Huang Wenjing called out with an idea.
Sure enough, many girls stopped talking and started looking for handsome guys! But how could Zhao Yanyan be an ordinary girl? I think except for her interest in me, other men just ignored her.
Seeing that she failed, Huang Wenjing sighed. Because of Huang Wenjing's voice, those girls all set their sights on Ouyang Tianqi and me!
Upon seeing this, Huang Wenjing smiled apologetically and said: "Brother, third child, don't blame me, haha! But it's good for you two to take the opportunity to find a girlfriend!"
Ouyang Tianqi and I gave him a look that said, "I'll deal with you when you go back." The boy immediately calmed down a lot.
It was my turn to play, but Chu Gao took the lead and said: "Third brother, let me try it first!" It seems that Chu Gao is not stupid. He knows that the last person to play is the weakest, so he strikes first to gain advantage!
I don't care, anyway, this is just a bet where others must lose and I must win!
This kid Chu Gao is also unique. He grew up in the capital as expected. His ideas are really TNND trendy!
Just listen to this boy shouting: "I'm sorry, I don't like men!!!"
As soon as Chu Gao said this, even the students from other classes looked over, but Zhao Yanyan remained unmoved, as if she hadn't heard anything.
In fact, I know Zhao Yanyan’s character very well! If she hadn’t met me, this girl would still be the same as in her previous life, not showing off to any boy!
Everyone felt a chill when they saw Chu Gao looking like he was eating for nothing, but this kid had a big face and looked indifferent!
All three people failed! The only hope is me! The three of them looked at me with ambiguous expressions, as if they were looking at a destined loser!
"Haha, it seems like I'm the only one left!" I said carelessly.
"I don't believe you can do it even if we can't!" Chu Gao said.
"That's right, Third Brother! Stop making a fool of yourself, I feel so embarrassed after such a while!" Ouyang Tianqi said.
"Hey! I still don't believe it! Third brother, if you can succeed, let alone being on duty for you, I can also buy breakfast for you every morning!" Huang Wenjing saw my expressionless face, thought I was giving up, and quickly spoke out.
Dao. In his opinion, all three of them have made a fool of themselves, how could I escape!
"Oh? Really?" I asked deliberately.
"Big brother and fourth brother prove it!" Huang Wenjing said.
"Okay! Then I'll give it a try!" I laughed evilly in my heart! Hahahahahaha! Breakfast for the four years of college is now available!
I cleared my throat and shouted: "O-po!"
As soon as I said the words, Ouyang Tianqi, Huang Wenjing and Chu Gao all looked at me as if they were stupid! But what happened next made the three of them completely stupid!
I saw that beautiful woman, Zhao Yanyan, turned around and said softly to me: "Husband, what's the matter?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" I shook my head and said. Zhao Yanyan turned around again. Fortunately, my voice was relatively soft and did not attract the attention of other students like those three people, otherwise I would have become a boy.
Public enemy!
The three of them were immediately stunned when they saw the scene in front of them.
After a long time, Ouyang Tianqi came to his senses and said, "Isn't it right... The third child, she is...?"
"Yes, she is my wife!" I said innocently.
"Damn it! Third child, you're fucking cheating on me!" Huang Wenjing said with a bitter smile, which was even uglier than crying.
Chu Gao was also unconvinced and said: "Third brother, you are cheating!"
"Cheating? No, right? You came up with the rules of the game. Besides, you didn't ask me if I knew her!" I spread my arms and said.
"My breakfast!" Huang Wenjing said depressedly.
"That's right, Third Brother, you are so boring that you don't want to tell everyone that you have such a beautiful girlfriend!" Ouyang Tianqi agreed.
"Damn it. I just said that the third child is a fierce man! From now on, I, Huang Wenjing, will hang out with you and recognize you as the boss!" Huang Wenjing said.
"I give up!" Ouyang Tianqi said: "From now on, the boss of our 301 will be Liu Lei!"
"I agree!" Chu Gao said.
Thus, the new boss of 301 was born. From this point on, I truly became the core figure among the brothers. Under my leadership, these three people all became my heroes.
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Everyone in each class was basically gathered. On the rostrum of the stadium, an old man came up. I knew this man in my previous life. He was the president of Huaxia University and an academician of the Central Academy of Sciences of China. He was very famous in the academic world.
, is a down-to-earth leader and subject leader.
After the old man came on stage, the stadium instantly became quiet. The students who can pass the Huaxia Examination have high IQs. They know that the old man on the podium at this moment must be a leader! No one is stupid enough to start a fight on the first day of school.
After all, no one wants to see a punishment just after starting school.
Seeing that the students were quiet, the old man nodded. He was very satisfied with the situation. After all, the old man was a scientist and was not very good at scolding others. If a student performed too poorly, he really didn't know what to say.
"Classmates, welcome to Huaxia University!" the old man said slowly.
The students below immediately raised their heads and looked at the old man. It seemed that their guess was correct. He must be an important leader of the school. However, most people's eyes were full of impatience and helplessness, because from elementary school to middle school
When it comes to high school, every time the principal speaks at the beginning of the school, they are all long and meaningless speeches. Some of them can even be repeated for a whole morning. This is unbearable for these elite students!
But there is nothing we can do!
"My name is Xu Zhenglei, and I am your principal!" the old man continued. As expected, as soon as the old man said this, many students below began to sigh. It seemed that the long speech was about to begin again! Unexpectedly, Xu Zhenglei actually changed the topic and said:
"I have a habit, that is, I don't like to talk nonsense! As you all know, the freshmen will have collective military training in the next month. This is originally a mobilization meeting, but what I want to say is that I have nothing to say!
A bunch of meaningless words of encouragement, that’s all bullshit! What kind of mobilization? Bullshit! Wouldn’t there be no military training without mobilization? Will you be willing to participate in military training if you are mobilized? Okay, you are all top students, you know what I mean
! In short, I hope everyone will take this military training seriously. Maybe you will think of this military training a few years from now, and it will be a good memory!" After saying this, the old man stood up and walked off the podium. Then, a man who claimed to be the school sports teacher
The head of the department came up to the stage and started his long speech. The students below were gasping and talking: This is the difference between people! Why can some people be principals, while others can only be presidents?
Can be the department chair!
And I don’t have the slightest irritation about it! I have already experienced these things once in my previous life. At that time, like most people, I thought that the director talked too much, but today it sounds like reliving old memories.
Same, very interesting.
"Teacher! Someone fainted!"
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