Chapter 116: Wherever You Go Are Awesome People (Part 2), Even Cars Are Awesome
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He is an awesome person everywhere, even his car is awesome
Along the way, following Xu Ruoyun's instructions, I parked the car in the open space in front of the teaching building. As soon as I parked the car, a BMW 3 Series parked next to me.
"Husband, that seems to be his car." Xu Ruoyun pointed to the BMW next to me.
"Ignore him, we should do whatever we need to do." I comforted Xu Ruoyun.
"Yeah." Xu Ruoyun nodded obediently.
I took out the car key and got out of the car. Xu Ruoyun also got out of the passenger seat.
At the same time, the owner of the BMW also happened to come out of the car. When he saw Xu Ruoyun, he was a little surprised. Then he looked at me and my car next to her, and raised the corner of his mouth with some contempt.
It doesn't matter to me. To be honest, I think the Santana 2000 is quite enjoyable to drive and gives me a nostalgic feeling. It feels similar to my original Jetta.
"Ruoyun, who is he?" The owner of the BMW asked Xu Ruoyun directly without giving me any face.
"It has nothing to do with you." Xu Ruoyun said lightly.
"I'm just kindly reminding you, don't be deceived. His car costs more than 200,000 yuan. How do you associate with a person of this status? Besides, the comfort of this car is far inferior to that of a BMW."
!" said the owner of the BMW.
After the owner of the BMW finished speaking, without waiting for Xu Ruoyun to speak, he turned to me and said: "I, Zhou Yu, the man who drives a Santana 2000, I advise you to give up! Even someone of your level wants to pick up girls, wait.
Come here if you can afford a BMW! It’s not a shame to drive a low-end car and go out to pick up girls!”
BMW? Haha, I once smashed one. But I didn’t have the time to waste words with such a self-righteous idiot. I smiled and took Xu Ruoyun’s hand and said softly: "Little Yunyun, how are the quality of the classmates in your school?"
Difference?"
"Then let's just ignore him." Xu Ruoyun looked at me, full of tenderness, not taking that Zhou Yu seriously at all.
Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and watched Xu Ruoyun and I leave.
"Fuck!" Zhou Yu was so angry that he punched the Santana 2000.
"Ah~~~!" Zhou Yu let out a wild wolf howl, and his whole body suddenly trembled, his hair stood up one by one, and smoke emitted.
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"Husband, I think I heard Zhou Yu's cry, what's wrong with him?" Xu Ruoyun asked curiously.
"Maybe I'm enjoying a free perm." I smiled evilly.
Fool, I knew you were going to take it out on my car, so I'm going to blow you up this time.
Du Xiaowei installed a new anti-theft system on my Santana 2000. After it is turned on, if the car body is hit hard, high-voltage current will be released in an instant. I just activated this anti-theft system.
"What is a free perm?" Xu Ruoyun asked strangely.
"You'll know when you see him." I smiled.
I knew that Zhou Yu would definitely not give up. Sure enough, when Xu Ruoyun and I were standing by the elevator waiting for the elevator, we saw Zhou Yu running over in a menacing manner.
Zhou Yu's hair stood up one by one, just like the American soldier in Street Fighter.
"Husband, how did you know he had a perm?" Xu Ruoyun didn't know the truth of the matter yet, so she was even more surprised.
I smiled and didn't answer.
"Oh, isn't this classmate Zhou? Your cool skills are so good. You have made yourself look so cool in such a short time!" I said before Zhou Yu could speak.
"Holy shit! You fucking bastard!" Zhou Yu pointed at me and yelled.
"Why did I trick someone? Who did I trick?" I asked deliberately.
"You're fucking cheating on me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.
"Why did I cheat on you?" I asked back.
"You use your car to shock me!" Zhou Yu said.
"I said, classmate Zhou, I left before you did, how could I shock you with my car? Did my car come to life or turned into a Transformer? Have you read too many fairy tales or have you gone crazy after watching cartoons?" I laughed.
road.
"I... I smashed it and it shocked me." Zhou Yu told the truth in a hurry.
"Look, that's it! Who told you to owe it to yourself? Why didn't it shock others, but it shocked you instead?" I said innocently: "If you feel unconvinced, you should go back and look for it. You can look for me."
What are you doing? If you are awesome, can you smash it?"
"You...hum! Damn it, you asked for this! Don't blame me for being rude!" Zhou Yu stamped his feet, turned and left.
"Husband, what did he do?" Xu Ruoyun asked when she saw Zhou Yu suddenly left.
"I don't know, maybe I'm looking for death." I shook my head helplessly.
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"Fuck you!" Zhou Yu threw a big brick at the windshield of Santana 2000 with great effort.
"Beep, the automatic rebound system is activated..." Santana 2000 beeped twice rhythmically, accompanied by the flash of red light...
There was a "bang!" and before Zhou Yu could react what was going on, the brick was bounced back and hit Zhou Yu's face firmly, causing him to suffer a bruise and swollen face.
This time, Zhou Yu finally realized how powerful this awesome car was, and he cursed angrily: "You bastard, try to punish me. I'm not done with you anymore." The more Zhou Yu thought about it, the angrier he became. Damn it, this car is evil. Although he was angry in his heart,
But I dare not continue to make mistakes.
Suddenly, Zhou Yu had an idea, his grandma, I can't touch you because my bad habits disgust you!
Zhou Yu looked around and saw no one around, so he quickly took off his pants, pointed at the front of the Santana 2000, and started to pee.
"Beep, the humidity level exceeds the standard, the automatic drying system is activated..." Santana 2000 still beeped twice, and then the red light flashed...
"Ouch~~!" Zhou Yu only felt a stream of hot air coming towards his little brother. Zhou Yu jumped three feet high and jumped far away. Unfortunately, the top of his little brother had been burned out.
A blister.
Zhou Yu was too angry to continue destroying the Santana 2000. He quickly pulled up his pants, got into his BMW, and sped away to a nearby hospital.
At this moment, I was flirting with Xu Ruoyun in the classroom, and I was imagining Zhou Yu's unlucky appearance. This Santana 2000 was equipped with a professional anti-theft system that Xu Qingwei developed when he was bored, and it has not been tested yet.
But I never expected that Zhou Yu would be such an idiot and pee on my car... Otherwise, I would really laugh until I cramp...
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