I don’t know why, but I felt extremely strong after my rebirth. At first, I thought it was the result of my daily hard work and exercise. But later, I felt more and more something was wrong. Before my rebirth, I didn’t have as much energy as I do now. And this
This feeling has become more and more obvious since I came back from Yanjing, and I feel like there is always inexhaustible energy in my body. I should find out from my brother, the King of Hell, what’s going on with me someday.
"Help -" a woman's voice calling for help came from a distance, and it seemed to be extremely pleasant. I couldn't help but stop and look around.
"Screaming? Do you keep shouting? No one will come to save you even if you scream until your throat is broken!" A rough voice rang out.
Sigh, I cursed in my heart, what kind of cultural quality does this gangster have? Why don't you come up with some fresh words?
Sure enough, the voice stopped shouting for help and was replaced by another trembling voice: "What do you want to do?"
Do you have any accomplices?
"What are you doing? Little girl, I'm having a lot of fun with you." At this time, she put on a sissy voice.
Damn it, this is so unprofessional, right? Just because of your voice, you are going to be a gangster? There is no future!
"Ah! Let go quickly! If you don't let me go, I will fight with you!" the female voice shouted.
"Fight? Okay! Grandpa, I'm waiting!" A rough voice shouted.
Sigh~ I'm in a pretty good mood today, so a hero comes to save me... Wait, I have to see if it's beautiful or not, otherwise I'll be fucked if I save a tiger girl and then insists on giving me my life.
Already.
I walked quietly in the direction of the sound, and it turned out to be an alley on the side of the road.
Two gangsters with completely opposite bodies, one fat and one thin, were facing away from me. Why did this figure look so familiar? Could it be the fat and thin Toutuo in The Deer and the Cauldron? I quickly glanced around with my peripheral vision to make sure there was no one there.
Carrying a camera.
Under the moonlight, I can clearly see the girl kidnapped by the two men. She is about seventeen or eighteen years old, and she is dressed in cool clothes. But she is very well developed~ I should say she is super good, with a pair of big breasts that are almost bulging.
The top was so stretched out. It belonged to his grandmother. I swallowed a mouthful of saliva. If you have a figure like this hanging out in the middle of the night, I would rape you too if you were a gangster.
The girl has a beautiful face, with an oval face and thin eyebrows. Her bright and clear eyes are obviously a little panicked and frightened, but she has an indescribable grace that makes people feel loved. Damn, she is such a beauty~ How can she let such a girl be so beautiful?
The two tutu have caused trouble, and I have to be the one who wants to go up!
How could that line be sung? When you see an injustice on the road, you should roar and take action when it's time to take action. I quietly went over from behind and patted the sissy girl on the shoulder.
"Oh my god, there's a ghost!" Shouto Tuo was on his head when he was suddenly hit by something on the back, and he was immediately startled.
"Call your mother!" Fat Toutuo turned around dissatisfied, suddenly saw me behind him, and said in surprise: "Who - who are you?"
"Brothers, you are so excited tonight." I said with a smile.
"Damn, I'm scared to death! Who are you? It's none of your business, get out of here!" Shou Toutuo said to me.
"Help!" The girl saw me coming and screamed frantically.
"Don't make any noise yet!" I looked at the girl dissatisfied and said to Fat and Thin Toutuo: "Are you going to be gangsters? Are there any farmers like you?"
"Hey? How did you know that we two brothers are farmers?" Thin Touduo responded.
"Shut up, you are talking nonsense to him!" Pang Toutuo immediately stopped Shou Toutuo, turned to me and said, "Whether we are farmers or not is none of your business?"
Hey! I have nothing to say about this IQ! I said depressedly: "Come on, let me show you two how to be a gangster!"
The two of them and the beautiful woman just now looked at me in astonishment. The girl looked particularly depressed. She thought she was about to escape from the tiger's mouth, but unexpectedly another gangster came. The girl sighed softly: It seems that her innocent body is going to be destroyed today.
It's ruined here.
I turned around, pondered for a long time, and even thought of Ye Xiaoxiao's big breasts, and finally suppressed a lewd smile on my face and walked towards the little beauty.
"Are you ready?" I suddenly remembered a sentence from the sketch "Selling Kidnappers" and said it smoothly.
Shou Tuo Tuo exclaimed: "Damn it, brother, look! This is called level-headedness. Before raping someone, you ask if they are ready?"
Fat Toutuo also echoed: "Yes! City people are still very qualified, and they are so damn polite!"
"Okay, I'm going to start. You have the right to choose to resist, but your resistance will only make me more excited!" I stretched my hand to the beauty's chest, and when I was about to touch it, I withdrew my hand.
Actually, I really don’t want to take it back, but I have no choice. The role I play now is that of a hero, not a pervert. I have to put myself in someone else’s shoes. If I really touch it, wouldn’t it be the same as those two fat and thin Toutuo? So?
I can't do this yet.
"Okay, the demonstration is over." I said to Fat and Thin Toutuo: "You two can get out."
"Boss, you are really the ultimate hooligan! Why don't you go first? You have to leave your brother with a thirst for food!" said Slender Toutuo.
"Who is the gangster? I originally wanted to be a hero and save the beauty. Seeing that you two were so unprofessional, I kindly gave you an example." I said angrily. He actually put the gangster's hat on my head.
"Second brother, this kid is playing tricks on us! Fuck him!" He said as he rushed up to bite me.
Hey! You said that you are a fat and thin tutu, but you really think that you are a fat and thin tutu, and you are still dangling in front of me. I was a Sanda champion in my previous life, and my physical strength is stronger in this life. I really don’t want to increase the burden of the angel in white.
Already.
"Wait a minute!" I shouted hurriedly, making a stop gesture.
"What? Are you scared? If you are scared, get out of here!" Shouted Tuo Tuo.
"I just want to ask you two if you have any medical expenses? I will accidentally give you two a disability soon. You will not have money for medical treatment, and I will feel bad for delaying your condition!" I said kindly.
"Hahahahaha!" The fat and thin Toutuo laughed arrogantly together.
I was really too lazy to talk nonsense with them anymore. I had said everything I needed to say. It was none of my business if I died this time. I kicked Fat Toutuo out directly and hit Shou Toutuo with a bang.
There was only a click sound on his body. It was estimated that one of Slender Toutuo's bones was crushed by his elder brother.
I went over to test my breathing, and they were both breathing, but both of them passed out. It seemed that there was little hope of waking up again. Two brand-new vegetative people were born.
"Hey, okay, let me tell you, little beauty, what are you doing standing here stupidly? Do you want to stay here and wait for the next group of gangsters to arrive?" I said to the dumbfounded girl. (Unfinished)