"How dare you!" Yang Mei stood up and stared at me: "If you don't go, what will happen if Zheng Shaopeng takes advantage of me?"
"Aren't you afraid that I, Jenny, will be cheap?" It's not that I really don't want to go. To be honest, I quite want to join in the fun.
"You've already taken advantage of it anyway, so it's an advantage for you!" Yang Mei said.
"No...I just took a look at the photo..." I fainted.
Early the next morning, Zheng Shaopeng came before eight o'clock. Mother Yang kept praising him for being diligent and a career-oriented person.
Seeing Yang Mei in front of him, Zheng Shaopeng wanted to show off his talents, so he said politely and modestly: "The early bird catches the worm!"
"The early bug is eaten by the bird." Yang Mei said without even looking at him.
"Uh... That's right, that's right! It's like this. Big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat shrimps." Zheng Shaopeng said self-righteously.
"You idiot," I cursed in my mind, but on the surface I said, "Brother Zheng is really a talented person, that Wen Si is like a diabetic incontinent!"
"That's right!" When Zheng Shaopeng heard what I said, he immediately felt very fond of me. He nodded and said, "Diabetes insipidus is a bit exaggerated. It's true that my literary thoughts are as endless as diarrhea!"
After hearing this, Yang Mei glanced at Zheng Shaopeng with some disgust, but Zheng Shaopeng thought that he had finally attracted the beauty's attention, and continued to show off his literary talents: "Brother, I suddenly had an inspiration. I want to compose a poem on the spot. What do you think?"
"Brother Zheng still has such talent, he is a whore customer!" I deliberately made the word "whore" a little unclear. But Yang Mei understood it and smiled.
Seeing Yang Mei's smile, Zheng Shaopeng thought he had attracted her, and said proudly: "Qianke can't be said, let's just do it with poets!" Zheng Shaopeng also graduated from college after all, so he understood what Qianke Sao meant. Qianke was demoted to
Officials from other places, that’s not a good word! But Sao Ren means poet!
Yang Mei laughed even harder when she heard Zheng Shaopeng admitting that she was a poet.
"Xiao Zheng, do it quickly. Your uncle and I have learned a lot!" Although Yang's mother was interested in Zheng Shaopeng's money, she didn't want her son-in-law to be too stupid. Now she heard that he could compose poetry.
, very happy.
"Brother Zheng, we are all listening!" I picked up a glass of water and sat on the sofa to watch how this guy made a fool of himself.
"Ahem! Then I will compose a poem in the style of Li Bai!" Zheng Shaopeng cleared his throat and pondered for a moment:
The weather is so sunny today,
Yang Mei and I went to Ocean Plaza,
There are so damn many fish in the square,
Yang Mei and I were really fascinated to see it!
"Pfft..." I almost spit out the water I just took a sip of. This is also called poetry! Damn it, it's Li Bai's style. If Li Bai hears it, he won't jump out of the coffin and strangle you to death!
Yang Mei couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.
Winning a smile from a beautiful woman is priceless! Zheng Shaopeng thought he was talented, and Yang Mei fell in love with her at first sight and giggled along with her.
Mother Yang's expression was strange. Although she didn't know how to write poetry, she had heard a few of Li Bai's poems. Aren't Zheng Shaopeng's poems too different? But Mother Yang still smoothed things over and said: "Not bad, not bad, it rhymes quite well."
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"That's right, I was the representative of the Chinese language department back then!" Zheng Shaopeng began to brag. No one would investigate his history anyway.
Zheng Shaopeng also predicted that I would definitely go with him today, and he also knew that if he didn't let me ride in his car, Yang Mei wouldn't either. So he simply drove a Jinbei Bread, which seemed a little more generous.
When Yang's mother saw it, she praised Zheng Shaopeng for his magnanimity and broad-mindedness.
Mother Yang, on the other hand, favored Zheng Shaopeng even more. She bought two cars in the past two days. It seems that his family is not generally rich!
Of course, Zheng Shaopeng paid the bulk of the tickets for the Ocean Plaza tickets. Although each ticket only costs more than 100 yuan, it costs more than 800 yuan for five people. I don't care about money, but I can't buy tickets for 2B either.
Zheng Shaopeng invited Yang Mei and his family to come to Ocean Plaza just for an excuse. In fact, as a local of D city, they had already seen it and were not very interested. Only me, who had never been here before, looked at the ocean with interest.
biology.
"Brother, I think you are a good person. Let me discuss something with you." While Yang Mei was not paying attention, Zheng Shaopeng came to me and whispered.
"What's going on?" I asked and continued to watch the fish.
"Give Yang Mei to me, how about I give you 10,000 yuan?" Zheng Shaopeng tempted me.
"Oh, how can I give it to you? Even if I want it, Yang Mei doesn't agree!" I glanced at him and asked.
"Yang Mei's side is my business, you just need to withdraw." Zheng Shaopeng said.
"Okay then, just give me the money." I laughed secretly in my heart, Silly, Yang Mei and I have nothing to do with each other, how can you catch up if I give it to you? No matter what, I'll give you 10,000 yuan first.
Say it again.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Shaopeng took out a bundle of banknotes from his suit and handed it to my hand.
I was a little stunned. As expected of a nouveau riche, I had so much money with me!
I took the money without any guilt and held it in my arms. Although I was not short of money, I didn’t want it for free.
"Brother, since you have received the money, tell me what Yang Mei's hobbies are, such as what she likes to eat?" Zheng Shaopeng started to get up.
"Oh, no problem, what do you like to eat, right? She likes seafood." I said nonsense while looking at the sea creatures in front of me.
"seafood?"
"Well, not bad, then, like this... big squid..." I pointed at a sea creature that looked like a large squid in front of me and said, "You bought it and made it for her. She will definitely like it!"
"Really? That's great, I'm very good at cooking!" Zheng Shaopeng nodded, then pointed at the strange squid-like fish and shouted to the staff in the restaurant: "Waiter, how much does this seafood cost per pound?"
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