Why did you agree to a duel with me? I looked at Godzilla-san in the field, you must be mentally retarded, right?
The patriarch was also so angry with Godzilla that he almost vomited blood. What's so good about you? Why can't you understand what good things are like? When I say hello, you think you're really good?
But the patriarch doesn’t know me well either. Although marriage in the tribe doesn’t require a good match, at least his daughter’s husband can’t be a nobody, right? Thinking of this, the patriarch nodded slightly and said: “Okay.
, let Godzilla and the distant guests perform a martial arts competition for us, but they must not hurt each other!"
What about me? I was stunned and saw everyone looking at me, which made me really confused.
"Me?" I pointed to myself in astonishment and asked Shui Ling'er beside me: "Why does this guy want to compete with me? Your father actually agreed to it?"
Shui Ling'er looked at me with a somewhat flustered expression: "Because he also likes me. Although my father has betrothed me to you, according to the tribe's rules, he can challenge you!"
"Your father betrothed you to me?!" I opened my mouth in surprise? Guaiguai Longdidong, what kind of custom is this for you? When you see outsiders, you want to seduce them to stay?
At this time, an older middle-aged woman next to me saw my surprised look, so she explained to me: "Don't you know the customs of our tribe?"
"What custom?" I was confused.
"The breasts of unmarried girls are exposed. When a boy expresses his love for the girl he likes, he will help the girl to cover her breasts. If the girl does not refuse, it means that she
Accepted the boy's love!" The middle-aged woman explained: "Shui Ling'er didn't reject you just now, which means that she is also attracted to you, and Godzilla is her suitor, he is qualified to challenge you! If you
If you lose, you still can’t get Shui Ling’er!”
"Is there such a strange custom?" What kind of mess is this? I kindly put a dress on her and just got a wife? It seems that I have made a profit, but the problem is that I have nothing to do with myself.
I understand, getting a wife in this inexplicable place doesn’t seem to be the case!
"Yes, in fact, by covering her breasts, you are declaring to everyone that she is your private property and no one else can see it!" The middle-aged woman nodded.
So that’s it! Oh my god, there are such strange customs in the world!
"So you don't know..." Shui Ling'er saw my appearance, suddenly sighed and said quietly: "If you don't like me, I can explain it to my father, so I don't have to compete with Godzilla..."
Looking at Shui Ling'er's somewhat disappointed and resentful eyes, I didn't know what to say. Does she have a crush on me? I've just known her for less than half a day, will she fall in love with me?
Although I think I am handsome, I am not narcissistic to this extent. Maybe she is curious because I am a foreigner? When the novelty wears off, she may forget about me! Thinking of this, I slowly
He stood up and said to the clan leader: "Clan leader, I didn't know that your tribe still has such a custom, so the matter between Shui Ling'er and I is a complete misunderstanding. We can discuss it in the long term."
"Well, I didn't consider that you are from another place and don't know that our customs here are also normal!" The patriarch was not angry after hearing my words, but he was a little embarrassed: "But the words of offering sacrifices to heaven are already
If you don't do what you say, you will be blamed for claiming it!"
Sacrifice to heaven? Gods? I smiled bitterly and said nothing. I knew that people in such barbaric tribes revere the gods very much, and this kind of thinking cannot be changed by anything I say.
"Humph, you said that on purpose because you were too scared to compete with me!" Godzilla suddenly laughed at me loudly.
I glared at him impatiently: "Are you done yet? Even if I don't marry Shui Ling'er, she won't choose you!"
As soon as I said this, the whole place was in an uproar! Those who originally had the same idea as Godzilla were looking at me in surprise. My words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire!
"I'm going to kill you! How dare you slander the first warrior of the Akata tribe!" Godzilla's eyes flashed fiercely.
I really don’t want to compete with this Godzilla, it’s pointless. His brute strength can’t match the strength of one of my fingers! Am I not bullying a child?
Seeing that I didn't respond, Godzilla thought I was scared, so he asked, "What weapon did you use?"
I looked at him with disdain: "I don't use weapons!"
"You!" Godzilla raised his spear and charged towards me.
I don’t want to tangle with him, I just want to teach him a lesson so that he can shut up in the future. I know that even if I beat him up for a stubborn person like him, he will definitely think about how to do it next time.
Defeat me. So I will only give up completely when I make him understand that there is not even a slight difference in strength between us.
I looked at the direction in which he was charging, and with a wave of my hand, a line of flame hit the ground in front of him. Like a fire dragon, it separated him alive.
Godzilla was dumbfounded, and everyone present was dumbfounded! Just when I was very satisfied with the effect, something unexpected happened!
I don’t know who took the lead, but the people in the tribe actually knelt down to me one after another, kowtowed, and murmured words! Moreover, including the clan leaders and elders, they all knelt down in front of me!
"Shui Beishan, the leader of the Akata tribe, did not know that the gods were coming, so he is deeply offended!" the leader said very respectfully.
God? I was even more puzzled, but after thinking about it, I understood the reason! I just could make a neat flame appear on the ground without using any fire-making equipment. In their opinion, this is impossible to achieve by human power, so
Naturally, he regarded me as a god!
Seeing that I was silent, the leader of the Shuibeishan tribe thought I was angry, and quickly scolded Godzilla: "What are you doing? Come and beg God to forgive your ignorance and recklessness! Do you want the God to vent his anger on our Akata tribe?"
!”
Godzilla was also stupid. He didn't expect that he had angered the gods! In the hearts of people like them, gods are the supreme existence, and compared with women and gods, of course gods are more important!
Godzilla quickly wanted to run over and kneel down to me, but was unable to come because he was blocked by the fire dragon.
When I saw his embarrassed look, I couldn't help but feel a little funny. I asked you to pretend to be awesome with me, but I can't cure you? I waved my hand, and the fire dragon disappeared instantly.
Godzilla then rushed over and knelt down in front of me, kowtowing.
"Okay, I am not the god you say!" I waved my hand and said, "You all get up, there is no need to kneel down to me!"
However, the people in the tribe obviously didn't believe what I said, including Shui Ling'er, who was kneeling there fearfully, but there was an indescribable feeling in the eyes he looked at me.
I walked to Shui Ling'er, held her hand, helped her up from the ground and said, "Don't you even believe it? Haha, I'm just a trader!"
After hearing this, Shui Ling'er quickly shook her head and looked at me in horror: "I didn't know you were a god. My words were so offensive. Please forgive me!"
"Well, you are almost becoming my woman, there is nothing left to forgive!" Seeing that the atmosphere was a little tense, I made a joke to liven up the atmosphere.
Shui Ling'er's face lit up after hearing my words, but immediately turned lonely again: "How dare I climb so high..."
My heart ached when I heard this! Could it be that this girl really fell in love with me? Although there are a lot of love at first sight in this world, she wouldn't have met me by such a coincidence, right?
Could it be that I suddenly remembered that on the way to the tribe, I told Shui Ling'er a few popular cold jokes on the Internet, which made the girl tremble! In fact, I did it on purpose, and my purpose was just to
Look at the way the two peaks on her chest are trembling. Could it be that she fell in love with me because of this?
It's possible, very possible, that in this kind of tribe with little cultural interest, a joke might make people very happy. Not to mention a simple girl like Shui Ling'er, I think back then, Zhao Yanyan was also
I got the joke!
I shook my head, knowing that my soft-hearted nature was starting to cause trouble again.
(The fish man said, don’t make excuses for your loveliness! What do you mean by soft-heartedness? You are obviously a love interest!
Liu Lei said, Lao Yu, you didn't write it for me like this. Think about how pure I was in the first part. How did I turn into a stallion later?
The fish man said again that the new book will not have this problem. Unfortunately, you are not the protagonist. You are allowed to make YY while reading the book...)
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