My skills are not that bad, right? I shook my head and called Zhao Junsheng again.
"Hey, Uncle Zhao, help me assemble a car." I said.
"You want to buy a car? Do you need it urgently? How about I give you my Hongqi first?" Zhao Junsheng thought I was in a hurry.
"Don't worry, you can order one for me first. I want a Jetta. It's cheap." I said.
"Jetta? You can really save money. How about Uncle Zhao pay for you to buy a Mercedes-Benz?" Zhao Junsheng said with a smile.
"You can pull it off. If I wanted to show off, I would have bought a Bentley or a Lincoln. I just don't want to stand out too much," I said.
"Okay, I'll ask someone to apply for it in a moment. I'll give you the license plate to save you from having to pay fines all day long." Zhao Junsheng said sarcastically.
I'm dizzy! Is my driving skills that bad? I hung up the phone dissatisfied. I remember when I was a professional racing driver in college.
When I returned the bra to Zhao Yanyan, the little girl looked shy and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Does your mother already know?"
I nodded.
The little girl actually smiled slyly, with an expression as if something bad had succeeded. I suddenly had a strong feeling that this little girl definitely did it on purpose!
"Did you do it on purpose?" I asked pretending to be angry.
"Is your mother angry?" Zhao Yanyan said evasively.
"Yes, she thinks you are a very casual girl." I deliberately lied to her.
"Is...is it?" Zhao Yanyan's eyes immediately dimmed, feeling very frustrated.
"I lied to you! My mother told me not to be sorry to you in the future." Seeing Zhao Yanyan like this, I really couldn't bear to lie to you anymore.
"Ah! Really? You didn't lie to me?" Zhao Yanyan immediately became happy again.
"Really, but do you think you did it on purpose?" I asked.
"Yeah." Zhao Yanyan nodded.
As expected, this girl did it on purpose. The purpose was to make my mother recognize her as soon as possible, so that she could become my legal wife smoothly in the future. Otherwise, it would be terrible if someone else takes the lead.
When Zhao Yanyan saw that I was silent, she thought I was really angry, so she held my hand and said, "I'm just afraid that you won't want me in the future!"
I quickly explained: "I don't blame you! Do you know what my dad gave me yesterday?"
"What is it? Is it for me?" Zhao Yanyan said happily when she saw that I was no longer angry and there were good things.
"It's for both of us." I said with a bad smile.
"Show me quickly!" Zhao Yanyan said urgently.
I took out the small box from my schoolbag and handed it to Zhao Yanyan.
Zhao Yanyan glanced at it and immediately pushed it back to me, shyly saying: "Damn it, Liu Lei, why did you bring it to school!"
I was deep in thought when suddenly a hand stretched out and snatched the two butterflies from my hand.
"Who is it?" I raised my head in displeasure and was about to get angry when I realized that the person standing next to me was my head teacher Ye Xiaoxiao.
"Follow me to the office!" Ye Xiaoxiao said with a cold face.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at Zhao Yanyan next to me, and the little girl immediately blushed and lay on the table, not daring to look at us. Isn’t this not a silver three hundred and two digits here? Alas! It seems that the explanation is unclear now.
I stood up helplessly and followed Ye Xiaoxiao out of the classroom. How many times had she come to see me? The third time? It was so funny to see her gnashing her teeth. Her face was obviously red, but she still pretended not to care.
In this way, a strange scene formed in the corridor. The teacher held a box of condoms and walked in front with a red face, followed by a student, both of whom were drooling and silent. Fortunately, there were not many people in the corridor at this time.
, otherwise it might make people think of something. I’m fine, and Ye Xiaoxiao’s face will definitely not be able to bear it by then.
"Go in!" Ye Xiaoxiao opened the office door with the key, stepped aside, and asked me to go in first.
I walked into the familiar office and took the lead and sat on Ye Xiaoxiao's chair, crossing my legs leisurely. If I light up a cigarette now, it would be so cool!
Ye Xiaoxiao closed the door and found me sitting on her chair. Following the precedent from last time, there was no attack. She pulled a chair and sat next to me.
"What is this for?" Ye Xiaoxiao threw the condom on the desk.
"Can this thing be used for anything else?" I didn't answer directly, but asked instead.
"You——!" Ye Xiaoxiao didn't expect that I would say it so directly, and her face immediately turned red.
"Teacher Ye, has he never used this before?" A sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.
"I...I..., who said I haven't used it before!" Ye Xiaoxiao bit her lip angrily and stamped her foot.
"Oh? It turns out that Teacher Ye has used it before, so why are you asking me what it is for?" I said with a smile.
"Liu Lei! You have gone too far!" Ye Xiaoxiao said.
"Excessive? Why did I go too far?" I asked strangely. To be honest, I didn't think I did anything too much.
"How old are you to use something like this!" Ye Xiaoxiao took two breaths and regained her calm demeanor.
"Teacher Ye doesn't seem to be very old either!" I still said in a teasing tone.
"I've never used it." Ye Xiaoxiao suddenly confessed to me for some reason.
"Ah?" Ye Xiaoxiao's 180-degree turn made me a little bit intolerable.
"Is it for Zhao Yanyan?" Ye Xiaoxiao stared at me and said.
I nodded subconsciously.
"Are you ready to use it or have you used it before?" Ye Xiaoxiao pressed me and asked.
"Is it important?" I asked. Whether it has been used or not has anything to do with her.
"Cough-cough-! I just want to care about you as your teacher and friend!" Ye Xiaoxiao said embarrassedly.
I was so dizzy, when did my strict Teacher Ye change his gender? He turned out to be so gentle.
"I've used it before." Ye Xiaoxiao's attitude made me embarrassed to hide it any longer.
"Oh!" Ye Xiaoxiao nodded and said nothing more.
After a while, I saw Ye Xiaoxiao didn’t speak, so I asked, “Can I go back?”
Ye Xiaoxiao nodded and indicated that I could leave. Just as I was about to turn around, Ye Xiaoxiao said again: "Wait a minute, you can take this thing back. I...it's useless for me to keep it. Don't bring it to school next time."