"Oh! I'm calling you husband! I asked you two, can you please stop irritating me!" Fatty Wu said dissatisfied: "Brother Liu didn't say anything, why are you worried! Men have to drink!"
"You...! You think I'm in the way here, right?" Zhao Yanyan snorted and said.
"Hey, how can that be impossible!" Fatty Wu quickly denied.
"Okay, Yan Yan, I can drink these." Compared with this, my drinking capacity in the previous life is just a drop in the bucket. There are no CEOs in China who don't drink, and they all drink a lot.
Seeing that I was confident, Zhao Yanyan no longer objected, but whispered in my ear: "Husband, be careful, Wu Tian might have drank it!"
I smiled slightly to reassure her.
By the end of the drink, Wu Tian and I had become brothers. Although this guy was older than me, he insisted on recognizing me as his eldest brother.
"Brother, I have to teach you how to pick up girls in the future!" Fatty Wu was already drunk, and he didn't even care that Zhao Yanyan was right next to him. He spoke shamelessly in front of the girl he had been pursuing so hard.
I said.
"Haha, no problem, this thing depends on one's understanding -" I began to tell him endlessly about some of the techniques I saw in my previous life for picking up girls.
Zhao Yanyan frowned as she listened. She twisted my waist hard with her small crab-like hands and whispered, "Tell me, how do you know so much? Did you use these methods to catch me?"
"You don't know if it's useful or not?" I chuckled. In fact, I didn't pursue Zhao Yanyan deliberately. When we came together, everything felt very natural, and it felt like it came naturally.
"Then don't talk anymore, don't lead others into trouble!" Zhao Yanyan warned me.
I knew this issue couldn't be discussed any longer, so I quickly changed the topic, but Fatty Wu was listening with great interest. My nonsense turned into a secret tip for picking up girls in his ears, and he was using it. Suddenly I saw
I stopped talking and asked anxiously: "Why don't you stop talking? Keep going!"
I quickly raised my glass and said perfunctorily: "Let's drink first, drink!"
"Yes!" As soon as Fatty Wu heard that he was drinking, he immediately picked up the wine glass. Apparently, he had forgotten what he had just done when I interrupted him. Fatty Wu filled himself up and said, "Come on, brother! We Northeasterners are right.
, A deep sip of emotion, a shallow lick of emotion, the heart is strong and the stomach bleeds! Let’s not go home until we get drunk today, and whoever doesn’t bleed shouldn’t go home.”
Damn it, this Fatty Wu was obviously drunk and had stomach bleeding? I think you are stupid, right? In my previous life, I burped once because of drinking. You want me to die again? Think of me as mentally ill.
When I was drinking just now, I tried my best to conserve my strength. As a result, the drunk Fatty Wu was no match for a sober-minded person like me. He usually fucked me and I took a sip. Finally, Fatty Wu drank the wine in the glass again and lay on his back.
Unconscious on the table.
"Is he okay? Do we need to send him to the hospital?" Zhao Yanyan looked at Fatty Wu who looked like a dead pig and asked worriedly.
"It's okay. People like him who drink often know how to drink. If it doesn't work, just drink." I took a sip of tea and said.
"Oh! But how do you know? Tell me! Do you often go out drinking?" Zhao Yanyan asked displeasedly.
"Of course not! I was... listening to what your dad said!" Seeing that Zhao Yanyan was unhappy, I quickly denied it and put the blame on Zhao Junsheng's head.
"Hmph! My dad knows how to mislead you. I'll settle the score with him another day." Zhao Yanyan said angrily.
Hehe, it seems that Zhao Junsheng is destined to be the hunchback! This reminds me of a sentence, that is: What do employees do? Employees take the blame for the boss!
I left the private room and asked the waiter to pay the bill. After a while, the waiter brought a bill for Wu Tian to sign. As a result, we yelled at Fatty Wu for a long time, but the birdman was completely unconscious.
"Can't you let him supply you next time?" I asked the waiter.
"No, although we know him, the hotel has regulations and it's difficult for us to handle it," the waiter said.
This army hotel has a lot of rules. It seemed that the signing was definitely not going to happen. I asked helplessly: "How much is the total cost?"
The waiter handed me a bill and said, "The total is four thousand six hundred and twenty-three, thank you."
Damn, this meal is too expensive. It costs more than 4,000 yuan without eating anything. This level of consumption in 1995 is almost catching up with Shangri-La. I took out my bank card from my pocket and handed it to the waiter and asked: "No
Is there a discount?”
The waiter took the bank card and said, "If you don't sign the bill, you can get a 10% discount."
"If you don't want to sign the bill, just swipe your card!" I waved my hand and said. I lost more than 4,000 yuan for no reason, and I will definitely get it back from Fatty Wu another day.
After paying the bill, I took Zhao Yanyan and left the world of heaven and earth. Before leaving, Zhao Yanyan pointed at Fatty Wu who was still sleeping at the wine table and said, "We really don't need to worry about him?"
"No, the hotel is run by their army anyway. Let's wait until his old man sends someone to pick him up." I said casually. As I was talking, I suddenly thought that since Fatty Wu was detained here, what should I pay for in a hurry?
Ah, why don't I just let him settle the score when the time comes? I've been taken advantage of for nothing.
The reason why I got drunk with Fatty Wu (it seemed like I was still sober and could still think about the problem!) is because in the general environment of China, the military is a force that cannot be ignored. In some aspects, we are even better than the government.
Greater power and influence. Fatty Wu is not that annoying. On the contrary, he can be said to be very generous. After my relationship with Zhao Yanyan, I only felt a little sad and then relieved. This is a real man. Compared with
Those villains like Liu Kesheng and Yang Kaiyuan who can only stab people in the dark are countless times stronger.
The development of this dinner went very smoothly under my deliberate arrangement. I believe that after today, Fatty Wu will regard me as a good friend and his big brother.
This is what I want. Now that the local government is on my side, if the military can also rely on connections, it will be of great benefit to my future development.
"Yanyan," under the moonlight, I stopped and stared at the little beauty with pink makeup and jade eyes beside me. I gently held her in my arms, held her little face with my hands, and kissed her affectionately.
Go down.
Although Zhao Yanyan only drank a few sips of wine, the little girl had never drank before. At this moment, her face was flushed and her whole body was hot under the influence of alcohol. She became confused and obsessed under my teasing.
"Ah... um... no, husband, we are still on the road..." Zhao Yanyan said vaguely.
I smiled slightly and pulled Zhao Yanyan into the military hotel guest house next to the Heaven and Earth.
The only good thing about a hotel run by the army is that there are no police to check at night. If you go against the army, it would be nothing but trouble. But with our current status in Songjiang, Zhao Yanyan and I have nothing to be afraid of. (To be continued)