"The Lord of the Thousand Red Cave?" Liu Zhenzhen staggered a few steps like a drunken man, and almost suffered a brain hemorrhage from shock. As the Buddha Giant Chief said, "When the sun is at peace, the daffodils are in full bloom; when the sun is rising, the roses are all over the wall!"
Liu Zhenshao almost went crazy on the spot, dear, if the four seasons flower of Feileng Cui does not bloom in season, then it will really be a heifer sitting on a chimera ------- Bull B will go to heaven!
"Kao? Your Majesty?" Everyone present almost had their eyes widened. According to Aegean customs, no matter how big the king's estate is, he must always have the appropriate title and the etiquette must be fulfilled, unless
If you are planning to go to war with this king, then that is a different matter.
The surprise of Chief Buddha Giant and Little Loli was definitely not fake, and there was no need to pretend.
"Fart! You're just a nymphomaniac!" Liu Zhencheng immediately shook his head like a rattle: "That's ridiculous! A certain family's birthday is calculated according to the lunar calendar!"
"Where did the lunar calendar come from in the Aegean continent? Richard, don't mess around, what's yours is yours!" Master Puskas reprimanded dissatisfiedly: "It's not like a man to throw things away randomly!"
"I..." Liu Zhencheng didn't know what to say. He couldn't tell others: Your calendar is wrong and you have to calculate according to the Chinese lunar calendar.
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"To put it bluntly, these seven major racial abilities are just plant-based magic." Master Stefano smacked his mouth and found it incredible: "But... Desai has never appeared in the plant-based magic in the Aegean continent.
This is the branch of "flower magic" that Chief Lee mentioned! Flowers are so fragile, so they act as a medium for magic? Ouch...my head is so dizzy!"
"Flower...Flower magic? This kind of magic..." Master Amar was also confused for a while: "...If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it!"
Daisy and Ruorna screamed again: "Aren't we the Queen of Flowers? The Dragon God is above us!"
"Richard!" Chief Desailly stared at Liu Zhenshai with a serious look on his face: "Now that the task of Wei Duo's trial has been completed, I want to tell you about the way the Buddha giant conducts himself!"
"Don't tell me, I have to be a vegetarian from now on! Tell you, that's impossible!" Liu Zhenzhen has begun to accept this identity, and he can't refuse it anyway. As for this Kao, it doesn't matter, but being a vegetarian is absolutely impossible.
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"Previous Wei Duo were non-vegetarians. We can even tolerate the killing of giant Wei Duo, so we will naturally accept this request. As long as the animals are not tortured and eaten, the elders and I will not interfere." Chief Desailly
Hehe smiled and said: "I'm telling you something else!"
"What's going on?" Liu Zhenzhen was a little nervous.
"Giant Wei Duo has a very high qualification in the clan, and you are the master of the Thousand Red Cave, so your status is even higher! But a high status does not mean that you can do whatever you want, if you do not violate the principles of life of a Buddha giant
, we will absolutely obey your words. As our law-protecting warriors, we also hope that you will stick to your duties without taking the initiative to provoke, and never commit any reckless crimes!" Chief Desailly said eloquently: "Destroy lives.
, no matter from any standpoint, it is completely wrong!”
"I won't offend anyone unless they offend me!" Liu Zhenzhen was really afraid of this kind of long-winded preaching and agreed repeatedly.
"Similarly, as a member of the Buddha Giant, I hope you can take it as your responsibility to spread this kind of kindness!"
"Definitely!" Liu Zhancheng promised, but he was furious in his heart. He will definitely send you guys underground to teach the Shijata cavemen. Anyway, those cavemen are so kind and honest that they can't be described. It's just right.
Accept your mental castration.
"Finally, I can't hide a fact from you." Chief Desailly sighed: "Actually, your seven flower spells have another name - "Seven Injury Spells"!"
"What do you mean?" Liu Zhenzhen's hair stood on end. He had a premonition that something was wrong. His keen sixth sense had never deceived him!
"The nature of the Buddha giant is pure and kind, and he will not tolerate killing in his life, even the guardian warrior Giant Wei Duo is no exception." Chief Desailly sighed: "The seven-injury spell and the seven-injury spell are, to put it bluntly, a spell that hurts others and hurts yourself!
Once you use flower spells in battle to cause the enemy to bleed, you yourself will inevitably vomit blood and get injured!"
"What?" Liu Zhenzhen was stunned.
"Oh my God! This flower spell is clearly a fallen magic!" Master Puskas was furious: "You actually harmed Richard!"
"Master, be quiet!" Chief Desailly's clear eyes swept over the crowd, exuding a sense of peace: "Wei Duo's flower spells are definitely not fallen magic! There are some left for Giant Wei Duo in the clan.
One commandment - "Use thunderous means to show compassion"! Think carefully, among the seven major flower spells, apart from the "flower finger", is there another one that has the ability to directly
A lethal spell? Why should Giant Wei Duo be given the naturally charming eyes of "the eyes of wild flowers gradually become charming" and many deception methods? Shouldn't Giant Wei Duo be always advised to surrender without fighting and to do good as soon as possible?
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Master Puskas was stunned when he heard this.
"Richard, you have the right to continue listening, because what you say next may be a bit ridiculous, but every chief must tell Giant Wei Duo the original words!" Chief Desailly's face was solemn and sacred.
"Speak!" Liu Zhencheng frowned and clenched his fists.
"Old legend has it that Giant Wei Duo is actually the most tyrannical demon in the blood sea of Poyi. The primate of all things made Wei Duo reincarnate into the Buddha Giant clan just to let the mind of our Buddha Giant influence Wei Duo's hostility! Including the most beautiful
The flower spells are also designed to influence the violence in the heart of Giant Wei Duo, so they can come to the world early!" Chief Desailly smiled bitterly: "Things are indeed a bit suspense, but we Buddha Giants have passed it down from generation to generation! In fact, it is passed down from generation to generation!
, every time a Wei Duo giant is born, it will trigger a bloody battle! Richard, your appearance is even more powerful, you are massacring the city! There has never been a Wei Duo in history with greater skill than you!"
"When you say that, I feel like I have a sense of fate." Liu Zhenzhen touched his chin and laughed dryly.
"Wei Duo's ability is too powerful. Without the restriction of the seven-injury spell, no one knows how much trouble you will cause! You have physical strength that surpasses that of a giant Buddha, and you also have the ability to amphibiously! Once you die abnormally,
He can also summon the "Fire of Nirvana of Wrath of Heaven"!" Chief Desailly sighed: "Don't blame me for not telling you this in advance, please forgive my selfishness, I don't want the Buddha giant family to fulfill the words of my predecessors, without Wei Duo
, the Buddha giant will no longer have the purpose of continuing to exist! Even if the primate of all things created us, the Buddha giant is destined to control and change his own destiny from the day he has wisdom and life!"
"Then what if I fight with others and use war songs or other spells? Will I still be injured and vomit blood?" Liu Zhenshao mumbled and asked Chief Desailly.
"No, only the Seven Injury Spell can restrict you!" Chief Desailly stood up holding the giant little Loli's hand: "Richard, are you ready for the fact that Jiskebi is your tan slave?
refuse?"
"Don't answer me in a hurry!" Chief Buddha Giant waved his hand, stopping Liu Zhensha, who was about to speak: "We Buddha Giants don't kill people, let alone commit suicide. Remember, since Jiskebi has been exposed by you,
The veil that represents chastity, then the only best ending for her is to be your tan slave, unless you want her to die in a flower burial!"
"What does it mean to die by being buried in flowers?" Liu Zhenshao was said to have a guilty conscience.
"When a Buddha giant woman no longer has any attachment to the world, she will be buried in flowers and die, and her soul will be exiled in the soil and flowers forever." Chief Desailly sighed: "Giskebi's parents have already sat down.
Hua, she is the treasure of our whole family, Richard, I will give you a few more days to think about it, I hope you will not disappoint us."
Liu Zhenshao looked at the giant chief and the little Loli who were walking towards the magic teleportation array with a little bit of disappointment, and suddenly felt a huge wave of guilt in his heart.
"I agreed! Jiskebi will be Richard's slave from now on!" Ningyu patted Katyusha's little buttocks and gave the highest instructions calmly.
Chief Desailly and Jiskebi turned back together and gave Ningyu a smile as sweet as the spring breeze.
Liu Zhenzhen, Guo Guo and Little Parrot wiped their faces together. Yi Jiao didn't expect that the landlady would interfere. He was so stupid that he kept comparing his fingers with his arms, his eyes glazed over.
The others collectively moved their heads to Liu Zhensha and then to Ningyu. They didn't see anything. They knew that Shenqu Shaman was going to break the kingdom's record again, but this record was not very glorious. From the earliest master-disciple incest
, then to the promiscuity of the Night Watcher, and finally to a pear tree crushing a begonia, His Majesty King of Flowers Richard is truly worthy of the resounding and ambiguous title of King of Flowers and Qianhong Yiku!
How apt!
The two giant Buddhas left, leaving behind a group of amateur philosophers each pursuing ethics and life in their hearts.
"Damn!" Liu Zhenshao suddenly came to his senses: "Isn't this giant Buddha's speech too good? Why do you make me feel so guilty with just a few words?"
"Yes, yes! Richard, let's talk about it. The giant Buddha has talked a lot about it. Why do I feel that this flower magic is still a fallen magic?" Colorful Dragon Eevee scratched his head dejectedly: "That's weird! How can I say that?
If you use magic to attack an enemy, you still have to vomit blood?"
"It's originally fallen magic! It's just that this Buddha giant is so eloquent that he fooled us all." Dragon Knight Lampard said straightforwardly.
"Damn it! You've been fooled!" Master Puskas slapped his thigh, "This giant Buddha chief actually hurt us in the end! We are magicians, and any magic is magic. Why are we being deceived today?"
Living?"
Master Stefano and Master Amar shrugged together, showing helplessness.
"Yes! I didn't suffer any loss! Anyway, my self-created "Blood Draining War Hymn" can replenish blood whenever I want! Haha! I'm crazy!" Liu Zhenzhen laughed wildly and saw that the giant Buddha had returned to Feilengcui and spoke.
There is no need to worry anymore, no matter whether he is corrupted by magic or not, as long as he does not lose his life like the Baodian Imam, there is nothing he can say.
"Save it! Your "Flower Finger", which is the only one with offensive power, needs flower petals in your hand. What if you don't have petals? Besides, its power is just a single-target attack spell at the mentor level, so it's worth your time.
Are you happy?" Master Puskas had nothing to say: "You are a Saint Chiao! My good son-in-law Richard, can you set your horizons a little higher?"
"How did I become your son-in-law?" Liu Zhenchen rolled his eyes at the old man.
"Choke! This kid doesn't admit it!" Master Puskas sneered: "Did the child in Joan of Arc's belly pop out of a stone? When did my prophecy fail?"
"Haha... If you don't tell me, I don't want to embarrass you, what kind of bullshit prophecy!" Liu Zhenzhen first laughed while holding his breath, and then stopped abruptly.
Because everyone looked at him as if he were a lunatic.
"No way? Is Joan of Arc really pregnant?" Liu Zhenzhen's face turned pale.
Everyone nodded.
"I...I didn't do anything!" Liu Zhenzhen became even more panicked: "Joseph is my daughter-in-law. I am having incest with my daughter? How is that possible!"
Everyone's gazes were playful.
"Male B! Who did it? Come forward!" Liu Zhenzhen was angry: "How dare you frame me! Is there no way you can do it?"
"The child in Joan of Arc's belly is indeed yours, Richard." Ningyu said slowly, word by word, perhaps because she was afraid that Liu Zhencheng could not hear clearly.
Liu Zhenhan looked around vigorously, raised his hand and pinched his face, muttering to himself: "I'm not dreaming now, are I?"
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Brothers, I have the audacity to ask for a Xiangpa ticket today! There are not many updates, and I am embarrassed to speak.
Naked at 365 degrees, bound to Kilimanjaro with thorns on his back, kneeling on a nail board and frantically begging for a fragrant ticket!
Green Elf MM, the book will arrive this month. To three book friends in Hong Kong, your book has been sent once, but for some reason I didn’t receive it and it wasn’t returned. I’ll send it again this month.
Another note: My Simplified Chinese publishing house is a pure liar. It has collapsed and the trees have fallen. Unfortunately, I didn’t even get a cent of the royalties and was deceived for nothing! If any book friend knows the publishing house, can you introduce it to me?