The golden fluff on Guoguo's body rolled up like a clay monkey, and a pair of big, ridged ears like windmills dangled back and forth. It also woke up.
"Go...go..." Liu Zhancheng was very angry with it. The little guy could tell at a glance that he was pretending to be asleep. Seeing its proud look, Liu Zhenzhen became angry. What a heartwarming scene.
Ah, the atmosphere ruined by this kid is gone.
"Guoguo..." the little thing yelled softly, spitting out its pink tongue and making a face.
"If you don't leave, I'll beat you up!" Liu Zhenhen shook his head with a big slap.
Guoguo brought half of her monkey-like face closer, looking like a hooligan who likes to do whatever he likes.
The huge moon covered with craters in the night sky hung over the bamboo forest. Under the cold and bright moonlight, Liu Zhenzhen and Guoguo Bastard stared at mung beans. Liu Zhenzhen knew that this little thing understood everything he meant, and kept talking.
If you are looking for a threat, lower your voice and threaten them one by one.
Guoguo smiled strangely and raised a little paw.
"What do you want to do again?" Liu Zhencheng glared.
Guo Guo gently poked Helen's waist.
"Ah..." Helen yelled, holding her waist and lifting up half of her body. Her hazy sleepy eyes suddenly caught sight of the naked Liu Zhensha, who was looking at Guoguo.
Just as he woke up Helen, Guoguo bit into Yu Lingyi and ran away, as fast as a rabbit rushing to be reincarnated.
"Richard!" Helen shouted in surprise, "Are you awake? When did you wake up?"
"Uh-huh..." Liu Zhanzhan almost fainted when he saw Guoguo standing proudly on the edge of the bamboo clearing.
"What's wrong? Dear Richard?" Helen's gaze extended downwards, and she suddenly froze. Her face suddenly opened with paint. Although such an intimate fact had just happened, Helen still felt very embarrassed.
.
"Helen...Helen..." Liu Zhenzhen felt that he was swept away by her gaze, and his whole body almost collapsed. His first reaction was to quickly cover his "vital part" with his hand, even though his palm was as big as
The casserole can only "half-cover the face as if holding a pipa". It blocks the top but not the bottom. It covers part of the body but cannot cover the whole. (PS: The main reason is that Liu Daguan is too huge and too big to be appropriate. Haha.)
"Where is Hagoromo...?" Helen's voice was as low as a mosquito's hum.
Liu Daguan used his hot fingers to drag Helen Guoguo's feather coat in the direction, while his other hand desperately pulled handfuls of grass on the ground to cover his lower body.
When Guoguo saw both people looking at it, she became even more proud and started dancing.
"What is it doing?" Helen glanced at Liu Zhenhan with both love and resentment.
"It's dancing the Guozhuang dance." Liu Zhenshao lost the courage to even raise his head.
"Dancing? I know Frosty Snow Pika loves to imitate, but are you sure it is dancing?" Helen looked at Liu Zhensha with a sad smile. Helen found that the place where her heart beat just now was already covered by green grass.
"Is the dance it dances taught by you, Richard?" Helen covered her mouth and snickered, "This "Guozhuang Dance" is really funny."
Liu Zhencheng pinched his nose and said "hehe" with an embarrassed smile.
"I just skipped it once, who knew it would learn from now on..."
Liu Zhencheng felt that he had lost all his fame in Guoguo's hands, and he almost had the desire to kill someone and silence him.
"It's a bit like the harvest dance performed by wizards here." Helen stood up, "Let me get the feather coat for you."
"No, no, no, no..." Liu Zhancheng hurriedly covered his vitals and stood up, "Don't, if you go to get the clothes, it will be angry..."
"Huh?" Helen looked at Liu Zhensha with confusion.
"You have to say "Alasso" before he will stop. If you don't say this, he will stop eating and get angry with you." Liu Zhenzhen said.
Helen clapped her hands, leaned down and said doubtfully to Guoguo, who was wriggling around with her belly pouted, "Ya~~la~~~suo~"
"Oh~~Mazhahe!" Liu Zhenzhen shouted from the side with a voice as loud as a bell.
Helen glanced at him with doubt, then looked at Guoguo. The little thing bent down to offer a khata, ended the dance, screamed happily and rushed over to jump into Liu Zhenzhen's arms.
Liu Zhancheng cursed and put the feather coat on his body haphazardly, and twisted Guoguo's little face with hatred and anger.
"Richard, what is this thing on your body?" Helen asked, touching Liu Zhenzhen's neck. There was a clearly visible bloody monster on it, which frightened Helen.
"It's a tattoo." Liu Zhenzhen was also surprised as to why this invisible tattoo couldn't be removed.
"There is something I forgot to tell you..." Helen said sternly: "Among Behemoth, tattoos are as sacred as family crests. Only warriors with military merit are qualified to get tattoos.
And our altar priests are servants of the God of War. If you get random tattoos, the brave Behemoth warriors will gossip behind your back. The military will also have objections. Richard, you'd better cover your tattoos in the future so that they don't be seen easily.
"
"Don't worry..." Liu Zhancheng's old face flushed: "It's not like I have nothing to do and show myself naked like this..."
The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward and a little subtle.
"Why did you tear your clothes apart just now..." Helen held it in for a long time, wanting to tell him what happened to her and him, but after holding it in for a long time, Ai Ai couldn't open her mouth. In the end, she had to say goodbye.
He said something half-heartedly.
"How did I know?" Liu Zhencheng was as unjust as Yue Fei when he arrived at Fengbo Pavilion, and almost had his heart ripped out.
"I don't know what happened after I ate that turtle egg. My whole body was as hot as fire, and my blood was boiling like hot water. I almost lost my mind because of the boiling water." Liu Zhenzhen said angrily.
"I am also doubting the egg of the dragon." Helen lowered her head thoughtfully: "Logically speaking, the egg of the dragon monster should be non-toxic, but I am not sure about the origin of this model, so...
....”
"I feel like there's something wrong with me now, but I can't explain it." Liu Zhenzhen himself also felt weird that he couldn't explain.
"Richard, your symptoms are very similar to a situation that occurs among our Behemoth warriors..." Helen seemed to have made up her mind, "Although I can't be sure, it's really similar..."
"What's going on?" Liu Zhenzhen asked.
"Go crazy." Helen seemed to feel that her words were a bit ridiculous, and laughed at herself: "The witch doctor in Behemoth can use dragon blood to extract a potion that stimulates madness. Since this model has the blood of a dragon,
, and if you eat its eggs, you may become incompletely insane to some extent."
"Go crazy? I think I heard you mention it to me. It's a kind of mutation that Behemoth warriors can have when they sing war songs at sacrifices, right?" Liu Zhenshao asked.
"Yes." Helen said: "After the altar priest is promoted to the war priest, he can learn various types of war songs with his mentor. The most complicated one is the "mad war song". The "mad war song" can
Let the Behemoth warriors instantly explode with twice the strength and destructiveness, and have a certain resistance to magic attacks, turning them into the most complete killing machines, with endless lives and endless battles! This is why sacrifice is the most important to the Behemoth army.
The use of..."
"Keep talking..."
"But the "Frenzy War Song" also has obvious sequelae. Some Behemoth warriors with poor physical fitness will even be in a state of malaise for a long time or even...
Death... This is a war song that exhausts one's physical strength and spirit, so in the temple
The code governing sacrifices strictly prohibits singing this kind of war song when it is not necessary. If it is not in a subtle confrontation with humans, and the number of human armies is too large and the power of magicians is too powerful, the gods will
The temple's chief priests may seal this war song for a long time."
Well, when we first learned to defeat the enemy with one move, the Central Military Commission and the General Staff also considered it in the same way. Liu Zhencheng found it particularly interesting.
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Background setting: Behemoth Witch Doctor
Witch doctors are people with two identities in Beamon's world. The first identity is wizards. They are good at prophecy. Helen mentioned in the previous article that the God of War guided her lover's name to Richard, which is the wizard's.
The result of the guidance of prophecy. However, prophecy is mostly ineffective, but the simple Behemoth Beastmen don't know this.
The second identity of witch doctors is that of doctors. They can treat some simple diseases. Since there are no human priests in the Behemoth Kingdom, the identity of witch doctors is still very important.
Witch doctors are also good at refining poisons and making some weird inventions. The old Behemoth proverb says: The curiosity of the witch doctor can kill a Garfield. (Garfield is a cat! Haha.)
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The number of words is a little less, sorry, brothers, it’s mainly because of the rule that the new book list exceeds 150,000. I published more than 90,000 words in six days, - Piao Tian Literature - there is no second new book like this this year.
A big secret will be revealed tomorrow! The Curse of Warcraft!