"The figure seems to be a little thinner, but she is still pretty. She is a bit young, and she is a little loli beauty." Ruorna looked at Qian Qian's flat chest, and then looked at Qian Qian's exquisite figure and
The colorful long hair made a sour comment: "Only our emerald Centifolia flower juice can dye such a beautiful hair color."
Sissi's face turned red with embarrassment and she lowered her head.
"Why did you bring the pheasant girl on the flower boat here?" Ningyu said, while secretly twisting Liu Zhancheng's waist. The porcupine skin suddenly made a hoarse friction sound, and the fur of a super-level magic beast made such a sound.
The sound is not simple.
"Unlike the pheasant girls on the flower boat, those pheasant girls are much hotter than this little sister, but they don't have her pure temperament, nor are they as delicate as she is." Ruoerna is quite discerning.
Ju, but this fairy dragon still seems to be stubbornly on a wrong path: "It seems that
Is it the love debt that Richard incurred somewhere?"
"Humph..." Daisy also sneered again and again: "That's not bad. It is said that the pheasant girls of the Qikeyin clan are Behemoth beauties who are comparable to peacock beauties. Richard has a unique vision after all."
There were snickers all around. No one came to help the lord, but there were many researchers with malicious intentions waiting to see the joke.
Sissi almost cried, and Liu Zhenzhen was extremely embarrassed.
"Sister, Richard has been promoted to the only Divine Comedy Shaman in the kingdom?" Daisy and Ruorna were stunned. Their expressions of surprise had just appeared, and were immediately replaced by sneers: "Humph, we still guessed right,
It turned out to be the saint in the summer palace of the God of War..."
"What is Shenqu Shaman?" Yijiao on the side was confused when he heard it: "Did the boss get promoted again? Haha, shit! Then wouldn't I become more boorish? Does that mean that I can walk sideways in the future?
Already?"
"You've been promoted to a hairy salary, and you're still walking sideways. You're not a crab." Liu Zhancheng said dejectedly: "I've been promoted to the top, and I won't have anything to do with it in the future. Labor and management will definitely be farmers from now on."
"Sure enough, you are a hair riser. Look at your hedgehog hair, you are so handsome, especially this skull necklace..." Ichijo licked his lips: "...very sexy,
A sexy farmer wouldn’t be a bad idea either.”
Liu Zhenzhen sighed again and told his three wives one by one what happened before and after coming to Shabak. Daisy and Ruorna heard that the Ibrahimovics came to them.
Their pretty faces were completely white, and until Liu Zhencheng finished speaking, the hearts of the two fairy dragons were still beating hard.
With tears in Daisy's eyes, she hit Liu Zhenhan hard with two pink electric cannons. She was angry at Richard for beating her father, but also a little bit uncontrollably ecstatic.
"First you punished Earl Garnet, which is equivalent to offending his uncle Wolfe, Quentin Redknapp, and then gave His Royal Highness a severe beating. Now you have offended the red high priest,
Mr. Mourinho, the head priest of the Swan, has also broken up with you. Richard, why do I feel like you have offended all the powerful people you can offend?" Ningyu smiled bitterly at the side and said: "You are too powerful.
Bar?"
"That's true." Helen said with a wry smile.
"Wow! I just discovered it~ It turns out that Helen changed into a peacock feather sacrificial robe with so many pearls hanging on it. Is this the priest's robe of the Cambridge High Priest?" Ruorna screamed infatuatedly:
"Wow Mo'er is also wearing a white feather robe. Is it made from Yuanyang Feiyu? It's so beautiful~ I want one too~"
"What kind of clothes are these? One looks like a hedgehog, one looks like a peacock, and one looks like a mandarin duck. You can't tell me that the cotton is really ordinary." Ichijo said vaguely while helping Er Shao chew the walnuts with his teeth.
"Sister Nana, Mo'er is now the Prophet of the Sky." The little beauty Butterfly wrinkled her nose and said with a sweet smile, then pouted her lips and rolled her eyes fiercely, and cursed: "Marijuana batch."
"You guys really dare to lie, hey... The senior officials of the Behemoth Temple don't even think about how a butterfly from the Mandarin Furui tribe can understand the Skade Cicada's "Starbuck's Tears" and "Storm Lion's Horns"
"Song"?" Ruorna chuckled.
"I've already fallen out. What does it matter if I lie to them?" Liu Zhenzhen said with a sly smile: "Now that I think about it, it seems that I didn't lie enough to them."
"Stop talking nonsense, who poisoned the little parrot?" Ningyu picked up the swearing little parrot lying on the table and gently stroked its feathers: "Feileng Cui's defense power
It can be said that it is extremely strict. I heard that several groups of bandits once harassed Caiyu City, but we in Feilengcui have never experienced banditry again since the three battles. Who can have such great abilities? If you really want to attack us
It’s not good, why take it out on a little parrot?”
"Damn it! Who dares to touch our people? Fuck him!" One barked loudly as he chewed the walnuts.
"I really can't guess, I don't know who has this ability." Liu Zhenshaan frowned and said: "I have received certain training in identifying poisons before, but I am definitely not equipped to deal with the current situation, but...
.There should be no one in Feilengcui who has the ability to sneak in and poison:"
"Isn't Yitiao doing research on poison? Do you have any opinions to express?" Ningyu took a look at Yitiao, and the little parrot also raised its head and shook the long feathers on its forehead vigorously.
"Me?" Ichijo laughed loudly: "I am extremely resistant to poison, but where did it come from? What's the research? Since you are back, I might as well ask Monk Owen to help me give some blood to the little parrot.
Well, I believe that my earth blood is more effective in resisting poison than phoenix blood."
"Damn! I'm so dizzy with anxiety. How could I have forgotten you? You are a master of invulnerability to poison." Liu Zhenzhen slapped his forehead and regretted for a while: "Obisrachi! I should have killed you earlier.
Call me back, that way I won't offend Mourinho."
"Actually, it's you who is stupid. I don't think your blood is necessarily worse than mine." Ichijo let Ou Wen play with his body while pouting wildly: "A mountain cannot be tolerated but Tago, you and Old Swan are not the same at all.
We're not from the same place. Mourinho can be a good father, but I don't think he'll be a good father-in-law... Fuck you, Owen, where are you?"
"What a big tree~ Oh~ what a big tree~" The little parrot stretched its neck in Ichijo's palm and screamed strangely. The man was stroking Ichijo's belly and Owen couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
"It seems that the poison of this little beast has been detoxified." Liu Zhenzhen twisted the little thing's hooked beak, and the little parrot pecked his boss's finger unwilling to be outdone. Although it was still weak and weak, it had regained its naughty and eccentric appearance.
He even imitated the Pope's tone in a weird voice: "Quack, you stupid pig, you maggot crawling out of the cesspit~"
Liu Chen was so happy that even though this little beast was dying, he didn't miss these two curse words from his teacher.
"This little thing's mouth is still as poisonous as before! She feels bad if she doesn't save it, but hates her after saving it!" Helen said angrily: "We should give it a name! Just call it Matlage!"
Everyone burst into laughter, causing a bunch of strong men from the House clan to sneer at each other. There may not be many kings in the history of the Behemoth Kingdom who can retaliate to the full extent, but the House clan in Matraqi’s position two hundred years ago
"Zheqin the Divine Arrow" is a familiar figure to every Behemoth. Not only does this master archer from House have extraordinary skills with arrows, but he is also famous throughout the country for his vicious curses. It is said that whenever this brother
Wherever, every sentence must include swear words, and this divine arrow Zheqin Materach is a tough person. No one can break this bad habit when meeting, no matter how solemn the occasion is, Mr. Qi Dan, the 12th officiant of Xinpu
He was once scolded by Matkaqi, who made him lose his mind. In the end, the sharp archer met a miserable end because he offended too many powerful people and had his tongue amputated.
It is not difficult to curse people. It is rare to curse people all the time in your life. Looking at the history of the entire continent, the only one who can do this is Materazzi...it seems...the current little parrot
It can also be counted as one.
"Yes! Let's call this little beast Materazzi!" Liu Zhenzhen gave Helen a thumbs up.
"Ou~bi~s~la~qi~" The little parrot was obviously very dissatisfied with the name, and uttered a profanity in a protracted tone.
Everyone laughed. This naughty baby brought happiness to everyone. With it, at least the provincial capital would no longer be boring. Time in the Aegean continent is so wonderful, and many disputes are actually unnecessary. For example, the little boy
When a parrot curses people, everyone will only think it is cute and irritating, because it is as fat as a fat hen, and no one will argue with it. But if Mourinho and Liu Zhenshao spoke like this,
I'm afraid it's already dark and the sun and the moon are dark. To use a philosophical saying, this is probably "attitude determines everything."
"Could it be Medusa from the Jade City who poisoned the ground?" Ningyu, who had been pondering for a long time, suddenly said something shocking: "Among the Behemoths, the ones who are best at using poison are the Medusa witch doctor and the toads of the Zuodanu tribe.
It’s a witch doctor! There are only a few Behemoths and two fallen elves who have contact with our Feileng Cui. Apart from Medusa, it’s hard for me to imagine anyone who has the opportunity to poison the little parrot.
"
"Medusa is not only good at using poison, she is also good at using poison. Poison is colorless and odorless, and has many special miraculous effects." Helen made an exaggerated gesture: "It is said that once a Medusa girl falls in love with a man, she only needs to
Plant the love poison, and if this man betrays his heart, he will die!"
"Nonsense." Liu Zhenzhen laughed. This kind of ridiculous legend seemed to be true even from overseas neighbors.
"Really? I really want to learn it." Daisy's eyes lit up.
"This is just a legend." Helen said regretfully: "To be honest, I just listened to my mother telling stories when I was a child. Daisy, don't take it seriously."
"We have also heard of this legend. We would rather believe that it exists than that it does not exist." A large group of Behemoths said noisily.
"You should beat these bastard Medusas!" Fei Luo cursed at the top of his voice triumphantly, but he didn't even realize that the Bellamy Mastiff warriors around him were glaring at him angrily.
"Damn! Fatty Luo, these Medusas are obviously like the sun." Bellamy said angrily.
"Quack~ It looks like the sun~ It looks like the sun~" The little parrot came to his senses.
"Shut up! It's too hasty to draw conclusions so early!" Ningyu said in surprise: "I'm just speculating."
It seemed that the proprietress of Feileng Cui No. 1 had spoken, and all the chirping sounds suddenly disappeared. Ichijo was about to say something, and quickly swallowed the flute again, stretching his neck. Elder Dulan smiled bitterly at the side.
He shook his head and sighed.
"Your Majesty Richard...can you let me try?" Sissi, who had been ignored by everyone, said vividly, her voice was like Professor Kuangsha humming without vocal cords, not Old Liu's sharp ears.
, I really can’t hear it.
"You?" Liu Zhanchen scratched his hair and looked at the three-pet folk priest firmly. He really couldn't see what this girl had to do with the complicated knowledge of poison principles. Therefore, mastiffs are not a race that is good at using poisons.
, their only threats are thieves and prostitutes.
"I can use the war song to try to identify it." Sissi lowered her head and played with the corners of her clothes nervously.
"War song? Our altar sacrifices only have "Symphony of Natural Disaster Bone Bells" ------ "Song of Resistance to Poisons". When did we have "Songs of Discrimination of Poisons"."
"My ancestor Prati is a great priest." Sissi raised her head high when she actually said these words, her eyes filled with crystal clear eyes could no longer control too much heaviness, and two strings of pearls
He also shed tears quietly as if asking for help: "He has been studying war songs all his life. No one understands war songs and "five-line music score" better than him."
"So you can also play five-line music, right?" Liu Zhenzhen opened his mouth.