Gude, who was wearing a heavy helmet and carrying a sharp halberd spear, took the lead out of the gate of the Caliphate City. Behind him were dozens of fat panda warriors with two ferocious black eyes.
The bloody halberds in the hands of these Panta have verified the merits of the locals. Maybe the battle was too one-sided. Many Panta warriors were lazily chewing bamboo slices in their mouths. Two figures, one tall and one short, were captured by them.
Surrounded by people, they walked out of the city gate.
Princess Nancy and the Caliph of Kalimantan, whom Liu had heard for so long, finally appeared in front of him.
Princess Liger has blond hair like wheat waves, a black "king" pattern on her forehead, a small garlic nose with a smattering of freckles, and is at least two meters tall. She is tall but not rough. There is indeed a freckle between her eyebrows.
His majesty, Grek Thrall, has a bit of the kingly demeanor in the world. Although he is not very beautiful, he has a heroic temperament.
Last year, when the princess was kidnapped by humans in the desert, Liu Zhenshao had just dragged his family to the high red soil slopes and faced the biting autumn wind to suppress the bandits in the wilderness. At that time, Liu Zhenshao was still a bastard who didn't know how far the sky was, how high the land, how thick the land was.
Not frightened, tender as green onions.
In the blink of an eye, Liu Zhenshao is now standing in a foreign country as a spokesman for theocracy, facing Princess Beamon. Even Liu Zhenshao feels sad when he thinks about it.
Life, life...Liu Zhenzhen couldn't help but be filled with emotions.
"Mr. Mourinho, who is Richard? I want to thank his followers for rescuing me from the den of thieves!" Princess Nancy looked around with her jasper-like pupils, and she saw Liu
Shocked, but his eyes quickly slipped away.
Lao Liu felt that it was quite embarrassing, so he coughed several times.
"Your Highness, this is the Kingdom's new Divine Comedy Shaman, Your Majesty Richard." Mourinho stretched out his hand and introduced Liu Zhensha, who was wearing a heavy armor like a hedgehog and coughing like a tuberculosis ghost, to Princess Nancy.
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With a few crisp sounds of "kack, click, click, click", several Ouchi guards opened the gear buckle of the "Crown of Thorns Armor" and released the Divine Comedy Shaman wrapped in this heavy armor.
Old Liu wiped his long punk hair, took the crown and skull necklace from Vieri, and nodded to Princess Nancy.
"God of War! When did the kingdom have a human divine shaman? Didn't you say it was Pige?" Princess Nancy exclaimed.
This sentence unintentionally revealed the fact that no one in the Behemoth Kingdom dares to say it. No matter how you look at it, Liu Zhenshao definitely doesn't look like a good person now. Although he has dyed blond hair, his eyes and skin are
The color and appearance are really not related to any race of Behemoth.
Behemoth who was present was a little embarrassed, and Liu Zhenzhen was even more embarrassed. How should I explain this to Her Highness the Princess?
Mourinho looked up at the sky and pretended not to hear.
"Is this kind of doubt what your Highness should say when you meet with His Majesty the Divine Comedy Shaman?" Rodman, the Ouchi guard, looked at Princess Nancy angrily.
"Your Highness, please don't doubt the vision of the God of War!" Shangshu Zuopushe Nedved added coldly: "If Behemoth is not the spokesperson of the theocracy, who else can we choose?"
These two harsh words really helped Liu Zhensha solve the problem. Princess Nancy immediately realized her mistake. After all, she was a member of the royal family. She immediately obediently bowed to her noble majesty and said a few high-sounding words of "honor".
The cliches were withdrawn.
The previous Shenqu Shamans were all useless, unable to go to the battlefield or enter the temple, so Princess Nancy quickly went to chat with Mr. Mourinho, leaving Liu Zhensha aside-------
After the princess was rescued, before she had time to ask who was the initiator of the Kalimantan strategy plan, she had already assumed that the person in charge of the sacrifice should be Mourinho, the chief priest of the Swan.
Liu Zhenzhen sighed. He originally thought that the princess would throw herself into his arms and howl. Then he stroked the princess's hair and said kindly, "My child, you are suffering!" and other more sensational words to decorate the atmosphere.
, I didn’t expect that this was not the case at all.
"Damn it!" Old Liu felt even worse when he saw a large group of people gathered around to greet the princess.
"Boss! Let me introduce you, this is my biological brother Furukawa." Pan Shuai smiled and pulled over an equally strong and burly panda warrior.
Hello, boss!" The panda warrior straightened his back. His big face looked very similar to Gude's. Although he was still a little childish, he could tell he was already a very mature warrior. He was surrounded by dark circles.
His open pupils reveal strong determination and aggressive murderous intent. In a nutshell, he is also a guy with obvious violent characteristics.
It's just that there are a few bamboo poles with tooth marks on the back of his waist, and there are green leaves on them, which somewhat ruins his macho image.
"Haha! Why did you call my boss?" Liu Zhencheng hit Pan Ershuai on the chest and said hello to the panda warriors around him.
"Boss! We've watched a lot of live battles between you and your brother in the past few days. The fight was awesome, and Gua Wa'er died so hard!" Furukawa was so excited that he even spoke in Panta dialect.
{ps: Panta dialect is made up based on Chengdu dialect, because giant pandas are from Sichuan.}
"Qing Gouzi, you can't be friends?" Liu Zhancheng also joined in the fun, teasing the young man in Panta dialect and asking if the young man was in love.
Furukawa lowered his head shyly and mooted for a long time before he replied shyly: "No."
The panda warriors all laughed.
"Pan Shuai, I don't have time these days. When I'm done, I will talk to your clan leader and just settle here. There are no scholars in the east anymore, so why go back? The Bier clan
Fans or Garfield fans, whether you like Bear Girl or Catwoman, I'll help you do it!" Liu shocked and laughed: "Gude, you are an honorary knight and you also have a fief, so you want to help me do it.
The work of the elders and the clan! I have only made two knights under my command so far. You and Corina are the first ones with me. Bellamy is a hereditary prisoner. Now I can only help him obtain the status of priest and Summer Palace Sikou! How about it?
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"I am your follower, and this will remain unchanged throughout my life. As for the elders of the family, let them do whatever they want! Stay or stay, or don't stay if you don't agree! Bellamy is the summer palace secretariat? He specializes in catching thieves? They all say "stealing and stealing"
"Then what he did was not a treasonous thing?" Good laughed so hard that he was out of breath: "What else? Where are Fat Luo and Fat Ao? And Adu, and Robbie, and Pavel
, can this multi-person, priest-level arrangement be accommodated?"
"Fei Luo is the swordsman of the summer palace, Ao Pang is the commander of the other department, Adu and Duncan are the swordsmen of the summer palace, Pavel and Xiao Cui are the servants. Robbie is the chief of staff. Originally, the position of the priest should be the prime minister and the elder of the mammoth tribe.
I don’t agree, saying the name is obviously racist. Oh my god!”
"Me too!" Pan Shuai chuckled: "No wonder I heard Fei Luo humming "The first snow in the 141st year of the Aegean calendar" just after I came back. I dared to become a Dao Lang with this treasure!
Before Liu Zhencheng had time to reply, he saw a cold sword light suddenly shot out from the side and went straight to Caliph Abdullah. This cold light was extremely fast. The sharp wind hit Liu Daguan's face with a chill.
Without thinking, Old Liu quickly used his mithril arm to block this fatal attack. Sparks trembled, and half of Old Liu's arms were numb.
"What are you doing?" Liu Zhenhan looked at Princess Nancy angrily. This powerful sword strike came from Her Royal Highness.
Her Highness Nancy frowned and held a shining Shiyu Silver Sword. It looked like the style was just borrowed from Gotani.
Her sword skills were quite satisfactory, and her Rhine epee gestures were barely decent, giving her a bit of the heroic spirit of a female general. Her Highness the Caliph of Mulan was so frightened that she collapsed like chaff.
The ground was shaking.
"What else can you do! I'm going to kill him!" Princess Nancy gritted her teeth and looked at His Highness the Caliph. Her angry green eyes quickly shifted her gaze to Liu Zhenhan.
"Don't be anxious, my Highness, killing someone is actually the worst way to get revenge!" Liu Zhenshao comforted His Highness with soft words. He could understand why the liger princess was so angry and was kidnapped.
Mulan has been a baby for half a year, and she can only imagine on her knees what kind of treatment Her Highness the Princess has suffered.
"Do you want to stop me?" Mr. Nancy looked at the Divine Comedy Shaman strangely. She seemed a little unbelievable that a Divine Comedy Shaman dared to interfere in the princess' revenge.
Her Royal Highness the Princess just learned from the short conversation with the Swan Priest that her three brothers had died in the battle to rescue her. This liger's pent-up anger erupted like a volcano. Who can stop her now?
Whoever takes the road of revenge must bear the angry flames from the blood of Rhineland.
"Take her down!" Liu Zhencheng waved his hand impatiently, and the two kings of the hills immediately rushed forward, handed down the princess's sword, twisted their arms, and twisted the princess to the west of the city like a hawk holding a sparrow.
military camp.
Mr. Nancy's pain and screams immediately shocked the whole city. The viciousness of his words and the bitterness of his words were simply indescribable.
"Obisrachi!" Liu Zhenshao has always scolded others in his life. Today is the first time he has been scolded by someone by name, and it was by a woman. It is really depressing.
"Mapa!" Gude looked at the princess's back angrily and cursed bitterly.
"This princess is really fierce! This is probably the "Hedong Lion's Roar", right?" Master Amar laughed in the distance.
Liu Zhenzhen burst into laughter and his eyes drifted towards Caliph Abdullah who was slumped on the ground.
His Highness Abdullah, the Caliph of Kalimantan, was wearing a bloated and luxurious white robe, with a plump figure. His face was covered by white silk cloth. Only two big bloodshot eyes could be seen flickering, with fear and fear.
Shameful and angry, but also unwilling.
Liu Zhancheng patted His Highness Abdullah's shoulder affectionately and pulled off the white silk cloth mask covering his face.
His Highness the Caliph has a typical Mulan-style bearded face, a flat toad mouth, and a lot of moisture on his fat face. It can be seen at a glance that he has been well maintained. What makes Liu Zhensha feel amazing is that this old guy
He was at least fifty years old, and his cheeks were actually covered with bumpy pimples, each of which was red and translucent.
"Oh my God! This acne must be the miracle of Goddess Guni!" Liu Zhenzhen pretended to praise the goddess for whom he wrote obscene poems.
The Caliph of Kalimantan stared blankly at the strange Behemoth in front of him. The terrifying skull necklace hanging around his neck made His Highness the Prince shudder.
"This Mulan treasure is very interesting. His main meal every day is actually human milk! There are four or five wet nurses in the royal kitchen in the royal city. No wonder he gets acne!" Good laughed loudly: "I only heard that some people
If you drink milk until you are eighteen years old, this melon silicon seed will be even more powerful. If you live till you are old, drink it till you are old!"
"The wet nurse who took him in just gave it to Katyusha." Liu Zhencheng took out three cigars and held them in his mouth together. Guoguo took out a Linhuo stick from his belly pocket and jumped three feet high.
Prince Lan rubbed his pimples, and with the sound of "Pu Ka" and a scream of pain, Liu Zhenzhen was already holding Guoguo and lighting his cigar on fire. A wave of pimples filled the air.
The smell of pus after rupture.
With a "chirp" sound, he puffed out a puff of thick smoke. Liu Zhencheng stuffed a cigar into Gude's mouth, took one in his mouth, and looked at Prince Mulan up and down.
"What should I do with this melon? Peel away the mercury? Or cut it into pieces?" Fei Luo came over with a sly look, took the thick cigar from Good's mouth, and took a long puff of smoke.
After hearing this, His Royal Highness Prince Mulan started to tremble like he was suffering from malaria.
"You're shocked." Liu Zhencheng held a cigar in his mouth and grinned, trying to make his expression kind and kind.
"Make conditions, Behemoth." Caliph Abdullah pretended to be calm, his eyes always drifting when he saw Liu shocked: "My son can redeem me with treasures that match my value!
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"We'll talk about this later. You can slowly appreciate everything that happens in Kalimantan in the next few days." Liu Zhencheng politely bowed his forehead.
"Exchange him for a ransom? Or for a fantasy beast?" Fei Luo asked in Behemoth.
"You're out of your mind. Come on, I'll fly him a kite at the east gate on the last day!" Liu Zhenzhen raised his eyebrows with a smile and showed a smile to Prince Mulan.
"By the way, Pan Shuai, how was the harvest in the royal city?" Liu Zhenzhen suddenly remembered the business.