Liu Zhencheng did not dream. Joan of Arc was indeed pregnant, and she was already two months old.
That day at the Yale Oasis, the necromancer Feidi completely paralyzed Liu Zhensha by offering him the coveted treasure "The Death Lord's Bracelet". He raised his hand and struck a seven-star arrow. One of the steel arrows hit the old man with the viciousness of annihilating his descendants.
Liu's right testicle continued to ejaculate into Joan's lower abdomen, hitting the ovary.
The semen contaminated when the arrowhead tore the testicles was the culprit in this major case of virgin pregnancy.
In order to explain this matter systematically, Elder Andulan spent half an hour.
Once people get older, they inevitably become a bit wordy, and so does Elder Andulan.
He talked over and over again about how pure and innocent Joan of Arc was, how kind and chaste she was, and demonstrated the possibility of this bizarre pregnancy from various angles. In fact, in the final analysis, the meaning was the same - Richard, you little bastard, don't even think about it.
Deny this fact.
Master Puskas said nothing, folded his arms and smiled.
The two magic masters, Stefano and Amar, kept praising how powerful Master Puskas's prophecy was, attracting a crowd of admiring eyes.
Liu Zhen was stunned for half an hour, then lowered his head and smoked cigars one after another.
Elder Andulan began to bring up the topic of whether to have a boy or a girl. The elder solemnly stated that since Joan of Arc comes from a human being with the most outstanding fertility, then if the child is a girl, Richard must continue to work hard.
Until Joan of Arc gave birth to a boy.
The elder's naked preference for boys over girls made Master Puskas look embarrassed.
"Elder Andulan! We have something we haven't said to you, and now it's time to tell you and Richard that he has been crowned!" Jade Dragon Knight Garcia endured it for a long time, but when she found that the elder had not yet stopped talking, she immediately spoke.
Interrupting Elder Andulan's endless nonsense: "The child Joan of Arc is pregnant with is definitely a boy!"
"Oh?" Elder Andulan looked up at the beautiful temple: "How do you know?"
"The pregnancy of a saint represents a kind of miracle in the teachings of St. Paul! Only the Supreme God can make a saint pregnant without any blasphemy! This child must be the Son of God! It must be a baby boy!" Jasper
Dragon Knight Garcia said righteously: "Our Holy See refuses to recognize that the baby in Joan of Arc's belly is the biological child of Richard, the Behemoth Divine Comedy Shaman. As a Dragon Knight, I must be responsible for my loyal honor and belief!"
This incident was already heinous enough. Unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin showed up in the middle of the process. Liu Zhencheng was stunned with a cigar in his mouth.
Except for Master Puskas, everyone else also looked inexplicably horrified.
"Of course. We recognize that Your Majesty Richard is the adoptive father of the Holy Son, and this is understandable! Your Majesty will be qualified to add the word "Holy" in front of his name, but he is not the Holy Father! He is the adoptive father of the Holy Son!" Added
Siya added: "We have notified the Holy See a few days ago, and I believe Pope Paul II will receive a reply soon!"
"Not Richard's child? Fart!" Elder Andulan was furious: "Do you two understand what medicine is? In medical classics, I can find seven cases similar to the bizarre pregnancies of Richard and Joan of Arc.
Eight cases, this is nothing new! Why isn’t he Richard’s child?”
"We don't care about this! In history, none of the cases of pregnancy due to arrow revenge happened to the saints of the Holy See!" The two knights were as stubborn as eating rolling pins: "Joan of Arc is the candidate saint of the Holy See. She is a virgin.
She became pregnant without any original sin. No matter from which perspective, it means a miracle!"
"What the fuck!" Ichijo sneered: "Are you two mentally ill? It doesn't matter where you go to catch the autumn wind, why are you running wild in Feilengcui? Damn it!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the atmosphere immediately became tense, with both factions glaring at each other angrily. Although they did not start a fight due to face reasons, the strong smell of gunpowder was enough to make them fight.
Liu Zhenhan's eyes were messy, and he obviously hadn't recovered yet. The blows coming one after another made him dizzy.
Vieri took out a dagger, ready to bleed the boss at any time to prevent him from dying due to blood poisoning.
Most of the others were secretly dumbfounded.
Everyone present knew a little bit about the St. Paul's Church, the first religion in the Aegean continent. This sect advocates the theory of the only god, which is incompatible with the major religions in the Aegean continent that originally advocated animism and numerous gods. It is in the human world.
It has a broad mass base and has launched several wars against pagans, such as wiping out ascetic monks, expelling believers of the Frost and Snow Goddess, etc.
It is said that the St. Paul's religion was originally a small religion at that time, but the Supreme God Paul made a devout religious human virgin become pregnant out of wedlock, and gave birth to the son Saul in a stable in winter. Under the guidance of the son Saul,
St. Paul's Church became the largest religion in the Aegean in one fell swoop, so the birthday of Saul, the Son of God, also became the largest festival in mankind - Jostre Festival.
Joan of Arc is a candidate saint of the Holy See of St. Paul. Now she is indeed pregnant without any original sin. According to the rules of the believers, the child in her belly is really considered a holy son.
After thinking about this relationship, everyone feels even more confused------What the hell is this?
"Two dragon knights, do you mean that...His Majesty Richard, the Divine Comedy Shaman of the Behemoth Kingdom, is about to become the adoptive father of the Holy Son of St. Paul? But His Majesty Richard is a Behemoth Shaman! Yours
Can the Holy See admit this?" Even Mourinho, the head priest of the Swans, felt a little incredible and couldn't help but interrupt.
"The Holy See only recognizes the status of the Holy Mother. As for the adoptive father of the Son, we don't mind who it is." Jade Dragon Knight Garcia said it all in one sentence: "It doesn't matter even if an ogre becomes the adoptive father of the Son. The Supreme Being
The power of gods and earth is everywhere!”
Religious lunatic. Elder Andulan said bitterly.
"But Richard is the spokesperson of our God of War Campas in the world! Suddenly he became the son and adoptive father of your St. Paul's Holy See? This religious identity is too confusing, isn't it?" Mourinho frowned,
Hit the forehead hard.
"As the adoptive father of the Holy Son, Your Majesty Richard, you can add the word "Holy" in front of your name. This is a great honor that only a human country that believes in the Holy See can put on the name of the country! The title of the adoptive father of the Holy Son
, every saint must be publicly known as a "patron". The family emblem of St. Richard's patronage can be added with the "Lily of Bethlehem" representing the adoptive fatherland of the Holy Son as a decoration! When walking in the human world, people will rush to you
show respect!"
Dragon Knight Lampard nodded politely to the Swan Priest and Liu Zhenshaan: "But I want to make it clear that compared to the Son and the adoptive father, the Holy See values the Virgin the most. The Holy See will officially build Notre Dame Cathedral by then, so the Holy See
The title of Richard is just an honorary title and has no conflict with the identity of the Divine Comedy Shaman."
"We have asked the Virgin Mary. She still believes in the Supreme God devoutly. The Virgin also believes that this pregnancy is due to a miracle! We admit that the birth of the Son and you, Richard, are inextricably linked.
Contact. So, regardless of whether you agree to be the adoptive father of the Holy Son, the Holy See will grant you the status of patron saint of Saint Richard!" Garcia said stiffly.
"That's amazing! Half of the citizens of our beloved empire still believe in the goddess of frost and snow, so the country's name has not yet been preceded by the word "holy"! Richard is lucky, he has ascended to heaven all of a sudden!" Master Amar laughed.
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"Where is this? Why does it have anything to do with the main god of mankind? Oh, I'm really rushing to be a cuckold!" Ichijo sneered.
"What did you say?" The two dragon knights glared at Yi Jiao, their eyes flashing with surging anger.
"Fuck!" Yijiao said with a face full of frivolity and was just about to mock the two Holy See Dragon Knights again when he was interrupted by Master Puskas' words.
"Shut up, everyone!"
Master Shengqiao dusted off the dust on his clothes. He looked around like a wild wolf: "Everyone! We magicians are eternal atheists. As a father, I want to know one thing now! Before that, please be sure to ask
Don’t interrupt my inquiry!”
There was silence like a bird all around.
"Richard, how are you going to deal with Joan of Arc's pregnancy? Are you going to deny it?" The master's kind eyes looked at Liu Zhenshao, who was smoking a cigar wildly.
The master's eyes narrowed to a slit. When one looked at this look, one immediately thought of the sharp knife that a thief quietly inserted into the door latch on a dark night of murder.
"Richard, don't say anything. I will absolutely respect your decision." Master Puskas's words sounded reasonable, but his expression at the moment was no different from that of a gangster with a sinister face.
The hands of the two Holy See Dragon Knights quietly pressed on the hilts of their swords.
"What else can I do?" Liu Zhancheng threw away the cigarette butt and crushed it to pieces: "Now that Joan of Arc has my child, where else does she want to go?"
Master Puskas was stunned for a long time, laughed loudly and patted Old Liu on the shoulder: "What a good son-in-law, he can pick it up and put it down as expected. I was originally worried that you were hindering the godfather's name, but why didn't you do it?"
I can’t help but look like this! Good! Good! Good!”
"This is not called being good." Liu Zhancheng pinched his eyebrows and smiled bitterly: "This is called doing things for one person and taking responsibility for the other."
"Don't think that I, an old man, can't see it. In fact, you have already been filled with beauty in your heart. My daughter is so beautiful. With you, she is like a flower stuck in the shit." Master Puskas hummed quietly.
Sniffed.
Old Liu's face turned red after being criticized, and he tried his best to argue that it was for his son's sake, not because of Joan's beauty.
"The Holy Son is just your adopted son!" Jasper Dragon Knight Garcia quickly interjected, emphasizing the word "adopted son": "Praise you, patron saint of Saint Richard, for your decision will win you endless honors."
"So what if I don't recognize this title?" Liu Zhenhan looked at the dragon knight inexplicably: "My son is mine, not the supreme god of your Holy See! Elder Andulan explained it very clearly!"
"Your Majesty Richard, please don't let the Holy War start for you alone! This will be a disaster for Beamon or humanity!" Garcia's tone immediately became cold.
"Threatening me?" Liu Zhancheng raised his head and sneered: "Garcia, is this your first day out in the Aegean? Do you think this set of hobs is playing tricks on me?"
"Richard, I have always admired you, but there is really no possibility of concession in this matter. Who is it that Joan of Arc is a candidate for a saint and she got pregnant out of wedlock!" Lampard persuaded with a look of embarrassment: "It's just that
It’s an honorary title, why do you need to make this matter a big deal!”
"So what if it gets too big?" Ichijo sneered from the side.
"Dear Far Eastern Fire Crane, I know that you have excellent combat power, but this is not a reason for our dragon knights to retreat!" The Jade Dragon Knight said angrily: "If you insist on provocation, we dragon knights will not look back!"
"Choke~ I haven't seen you for a while, and I've become Boolean, so let's give it a try!" Ichijo tutted: "The God of War gave me arrogance and arrogance, but don't regard this as a weakness!"
The two dragon knights drew their swords together. The overflowing fighting spirit suddenly shone brilliantly, and Yi Jiao also pulled out his long sword. Several cold arrow clusters behind him simultaneously aimed at the noble heads of the two dragon knights.
"Stop!" Liu Zhenzhen shot out a four-leaf clover petal from his fingers with a "ding" sound, passing between Yi Jiao and the two dragon knights.
"Tell me first, what does the Holy Son do?" Liu Zhenzhen looked at the two dragon knights: "Is he a spokesperson for theocratic authority like me? Or is he the next pope?"
"You guessed it right!" The Golden Dragon Knight nodded: "The Holy Son is indeed the spokesperson of the Supreme God! But we can't guarantee whether the Holy Son can become the next pope! Because the next pope of the Holy See must be promoted from the Cardinal Church.
, even the Holy Son cannot reach heaven in one step! Your Majesty Richard, you are also a spokesman for theocracy, but you are not the red high priest of Behemoth Temple!"
"Damn! It's an empty title after all this fussing." Liu Zhenzhen asked depressedly: "What about the right of ownership? Will my son belong to your Holy See as soon as he is born?"
"You are the adoptive father of the Holy Son, of course you will raise him!" Lampard said with a smile: "The Holy Son will be baptized by the Pope when he is born, and will be raised by you until he is established. The Holy Son will represent the Holy See and spread God's message everywhere.
Gospel."
"The Holy See will also build a Notre Dame Cathedral in the birthplace of the Holy Son, and send guardian knights to ensure the safety of the Son and the Holy Mother! No one except the adoptive father and the Holy Mother dares to shoulder the responsibility of teaching the Holy Son." Jasper Dragon Knight Garcia continued
After the conversation, he said: "You should know something about the Missal Notes of our Holy See. The first holy son, Saul, also sheared wool with his adoptive father, St. Joseph, for thirty years."
"Guardian knight? Is it a dragon knight?" Liu Zhencheng was delighted: "Are you trying to say that the Holy See not only won't snatch my son from me, but also has to build Notre Dame Cathedral in Feilengcui? When my son grows up to be thirty years old in the future
, I just went to your human country to eat and drink, what do you want to do?"
"It's not about being popular, it's about preaching! In addition, the guardian knight must have a dragon knight, and the Lily Star Holy Knights who were originally reconciled with the slogan of "rescue, chastity, and poverty alleviation" will also be reorganized. This
It is the Knights of the Holy Son and the Guards of Our Lady. Of course, Notre Dame must be in Florence, and the funds are naturally provided by our Holy See of St. Paul." The two dragon knights - Piao Tianwen - headed.
"You, the Vatican, must be crazy! You care about money and people, haha!" Liu Zhencheng smiled so hard that his mouth was crooked.
"Richard, don't be stupid. Humanity has not seen a Holy Son for more than a thousand years. Now a miracle suddenly appears. Why do we need money from the Holy See? Donations from various countries are enough! If my guess is correct,
, they will even say this in publicity, the Son of God has entered the wilderness and is ready to spread the gospel of God to every savage orc!" Master Mourinho has a keen eye and reveals the mystery with one word.
"Then it depends on who inspires whom. I am the one who will teach my son, not anyone else." Liu shocked his face with a ruffian look.
To be able to deceive a dragon knight and a knight corps for nothing, and still not snatch his son from him, Liu Zhenshao would be really crazy if he refused.
Now that the initiator is willing to face all this calmly, the next thing will be easier to handle; as long as all the matters in Kalimantan City are settled, the people here can have a glass of wedding wine.
The series of weird things that happened today made Elder Andulan sigh in despair. Richard was already a foreign mermaid, a foreign elf, and today he became a foreign giant. He has all three major races and superpowers. This is not bad! Now he is a foreign giant.
Became a foreign patron. Seriously...
Master Amar smiled and said, although Richard has the blessing of the sea god Amphitrite, the "catching wind and shadow" of the Spider Queen Muse, and the "insightful enlightenment" of the Buddha giant, he is still a foreign dragon, why didn't he get the dragon god?
What about Haibo's blessing? He is also a foreign Mo Shao, but he does not have the racial ability of "exploring the treasures to retrieve pearls"? He is also a foreign patron, but he does not have the hymn attainments of the human pope. It shows that nothing is absolute.
Colorful Dragon Ibrahimovic thinks that Richard, as a foreign dragon, must have killed too many dragons, causing the Dragon God to dislike him!
According to the legend of the love between a fairy dragon and a minotaur in the past, the minotaur finally used the "talented dragon flying skill" to carry his children with burdens to chase the fairy dragon that was robbed by the dragon god. It can be seen that Richard
Still no luck.
After all, the dragons that have died in his hands so far have included a hell black dragon. A desert earth dragon, not to mention the dragons he has defeated. Dragon God Haibo would be very polite if he did not curse him.
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Of course Liu Zhancheng didn't admit it. According to his opinion, the Dragon God was on good terms with him, which was best proven by the power of a dragon.
The two dragon knights also immediately refuted Master Amar's words, stating that as long as the patron saint of Saint Richard is blessed by holy water and canonized by Pope Paul and His Majesty Martini, His Majesty the Pope and the Twelve Cardinals will
Join forces to bless the highest divine skill - "Wrath of Order" to the Holy Protector. At that time, the Holy Protector can use his life to summon the "Space Tear Technique" to frighten every Xiaoxiao who attempts to violate authority.
This explanation made several masters laugh wildly. It turned out to be another useless life magic.
Counting Behemoth's natal magic "Nebula Chain Lightning", Buddha Giant's life magic "Wrath of Nirvana Fire", Night Watcher's God's Blessing "Heartbreak Curse of the Fallen God" - this is actually
That is, the mentor-level spell "Psychic Shackle Explosion" in dark magic. It doesn't really matter whether Liu Zhencheng needs another "Wrath of Order" to scare Xiao Xiao.
There are not many people who can offend Richard now, but as long as they dare to offend him, they will naturally not be afraid of these four life curses. There are endless ways to control this life bomb in magic.
As for the racial power of the foreign Moshao, Ningyu also has her own explanation - Moshao men can only obtain the racial power of "exploring pearls" after they have children, while women are born with the magic ability.
You need to learn to master it. It is normal for Richard to know nothing.
Others were filled with envy, thinking that the old gangster would be waiting for another racial superpower soon, but they didn't know that the Moshao tribe had always been "old clams with pearls in their arms", and there was no example of a woman successfully getting pregnant before the age of forty.
Liu Zhencheng was silent on the sidelines, but he was secretly amused in his heart. In fact, even Behemoth was a foreigner, and from beginning to end, no identity was his own.
As for those God-given superpowers, they are all nonsense.
The Night Watcher was obtained by selling himself. As long as he passes through the corruption ritual, the goblins can also have the superpowers given by the Spider Queen Muse!
Dragon Power was obtained by himself in exchange for the "Curse of Blood Sacrifice", so what did he do to Dragon God Haibo? Master Longzi is not even from the Aegean continent. Like himself, he is purely a foreign aid!
The foreign giant Buddha is even more ridiculous. He was created by Jiskebi who knocked him alive and lost all his dragon power and holy magic power. If he had been replaced by Master Puskas, the result would probably be the same!
As for the title of Giant Wei Duo and King of Flowers, Liu Zhencheng only wanted to say two words - Damn it! He was so evil, a tough guy, he actually got a magic trick like a nympho!
The dual realm enchantment given by Poseidon Amphitrite. I didn't feel anything when I raped Avril before. I thought Poseidon was blind. Later, I cut off one of my arms and realized that I was blind. Poseidon is still wise.
Yes! This enchantment is only given to the most loving mermaid couple!
The Holy Patron is the most ridiculous one, and the most bizarre in the world. As for the Pope and the Twelve Cardinals teaming up to bless him with a "Wrath of Order", Liu Zhencheng can't see what this has to do with the Supreme God Paul.
After all the calculations, Boss Campas was the best to me. He gave himself the ability of a "natural soul singer" for no reason, and also had the ability to "naturally evolve" Chinese war songs. Recently, he also gave himself the aura of a spokesman for theocracy.
, there are never any requirements or restrictions.
Liu Zhencheng felt so beautiful that he earned a human paladin for nothing today, what a day!