Chapter 436: The elves are not objects in the pool
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"In the "Sacrificial Code", almost all the important deeds in the Aegean continent are recorded. Glory belongs to humans, but greatness belongs to Behemoth. The history of Aegean is actually the history of the rise and fall of Behemoth, which is very suitable for you to recharge."
Liu Zhanchen wiped his eyes, handed the code to the little elf beauty, and emphasized: "My book is of commemorative significance, don't lose it or waste it!"
"Your study is not bad..." Alijie took the book and looked around. The study was spacious and huge. The ceiling was covered with flowers of Centifolia Centifolia, and a giant dragon was embedded on the north gable.
There were maces and tiger-head hooks placed on the furnace below the skull. The bookshelves were at least three or four meters high, and the books were all covered with shiny gold pages.
The furnishings in the study are also extremely luxurious. The floor is a luxurious hand-woven carpet without feet. The tables, chairs and sofas are all luxurious red sandalwood. They are covered with precious animal furs. There are also several miraculous trees in the four corners.
The marble sculptures are so lifelike that you can tell they were made by famous craftsmen at first glance; even the lamps and teacups are inlaid with precious stones, making the reflections in the room full of wealth and wealth.
"What the hell." Liu shocked for a while and pretended to be modest. He had copied it from the Royal Palace Library in Kalimantan, so how could it be any worse?
"No, no, no... you're welcome! That's enough... that's tacky!" Alijie said with a smile.
"By the way, I have a lot of knight novels about you. Do you want to read them? I have a collector's edition of Hematemesis." Liu Zhenzhen narrowly winked at Alijie.
"Oh? And write my novel?" Alijie felt very funny and fresh. No matter who learned that she was written into the book and became the protagonist, she would feel the same way.
"There are so many! I don't know how many male protagonists have changed, but they are all beautiful men like flowers." Liu Zhensha shrugged his shoulders: "It's popular now! This is called fictional history!"
"I haven't heard of it, so let's take it and take a look!" Aegean Flower reached out to ask for it enthusiastically. It was obvious that she was far more interested in such boring miscellaneous books than official history.
So Liu Zhencheng took a book that was worn and slightly curled and handed it to Ali Jie. The little elf beauty looked at the cover and saw a picture of a flower elf beauty with exaggerated breasts and a very colorful dress with blurred eyes.
Staring into the distance, licking the fiery red lips with the tip of his tongue, the background seemed to be a dragon's cave, with gold coins piled up like a mountain, and the color was dazzlingly yellow.
The title of this book is also unique - "Aren't Elves Just Things in the Pool?"
"It's so beautiful! It's just that the painting is a little too erotic." The little beauty blinked her beautiful eyes and looked at the author's name on the back of the book. The author's pen name was Mangke, which means monkey. Today's pen name is Yue.
It's getting weirder.
Nonsense! How can it not be beautiful? Paper was not invented ten thousand years ago. Old Liu looked at the back of Alijie walking away and smiled mischievously.
While reading the book and following the footsteps of the maid, Alijie suddenly remembered an important question and turned around and sang: "By the way, Richard, when will I hold the Guanghan Moon Shadow Ceremony? Can it be done tonight? There are not enough moon stones."
, do you have a way to get it together?"
"Not tonight, let's go on the 15th next month!" Liu Zhencheng patted his head and turned around a few times. After thinking about it, he officially decided.
Let Alijie hold the "Guanghan Moon Shadow Ceremony" to inform the world and call on the elf warriors to come and follow her. There is no problem, anyway, the moon stone is ready-made, just let the alchemists take one off the mirror cannon.
But the trouble is, after all, it is a ceremony for the enthronement of a goddess, so you have to leave extra time to prepare the outfit, the saint, the ceremony, etc.
In other words, this is also the first living goddess in the history of the Aegean, and the first epic hero who came alive from the biography.
If you dress her up in worldly clothes, no matter how gorgeous she is, it won't look dignified enough, or not trendy enough or eye-catching enough.
Lao Liu's idea was extremely simple. The image of the goddess he designed for Alijie was completely based on the Empress Dowager Cixi in "The Bandits of Dongling". The upper body was a silk cheongsam with wide slits, exposing half of the snow-white thighs and feet.
They are flowerpot shoes. When you walk on those shoes, your little butt twists so much that they look like willows swinging in the wind. The delicate jade fingers are covered with eight ivory nails, like ghost claws. As for whether they can be wrapped in three-inch golden lotus, it depends on this girl.
Since the script was not a big deal, Liu Zhenzhen thought about it and decided to give it up.
The biggest trouble is that Alizee has sapphire blue curly hair, which is a bit difficult to straighten and wear with a flag head.
Liu Zhencheng thought of a simple way, and planned to use egg white to help her straighten her curly hair. The hair that had been wiped with egg white was so meticulous that even a fly would fall down and break her legs.
When Liu Zhencheng was watching an outdoor movie in the countryside, he saw several gangsters doing this to attract the attention of village girls.
However, although the egg white is powerful for setting, it also has a flaw - after it is dried, when you scratch it, white flakes will appear like snow, but this is none of Lao Liu's business.
"Okay, you have the final say here, I listen to you." Alijie nodded.
"I still have something to trouble you, dear Shenji! When you hold the 'Guanghan Moon Shadow Ceremony' next month, make me a 'One-Word Side-by-side God'!" Liu Zhanzhan said with shamelessness.
He learned this trick from his elder brother. When he was a child, he joked with his elder brother, "What will you do if you become the emperor in the future?" My elder brother patted his shocked head angrily, waved his hand and said: "One word for king!"
"You, you, you...are you kidding! No, no, no...there is no such god!" Alizee broke out in cold sweat. The Behemoth in front of her was really a guy who couldn't afford to suffer. He actually let
Make him a god yourself!
"Come on! If you say that I am your servant in front of so many people in the world, where will I, the King of Flowers, put my face?" Liu Zhencheng didn't care about this.
"Then that... then why did you promise me before? Now now... now you are regretting it! I, I, I... I have made so many sacrifices! You, you, you..."
"That was promised to you by Elder Andulan, not me." It was useless to reason with Lao Liu.
"You, you, you... you don't mean what you say!" Alijie said angrily: "This, this, this... In this case, I, I, I... no one may believe in my identity as a goddess!"
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"This is your business. In addition, you can stop expecting Behemoth Kingdom to recognize your status as the Goddess!" Liu Zhenshao added.
"Why?"
"Gods are high above and are worshiped and admired. If they suddenly appear in reality, they are worthless! This is called distance producing beauty. It is the same as finding a woman to go to bed with. If you don't get it, it is a goddess.
"Sleeping together every day is called a yellow-faced woman." Liu Zhencheng said earnestly: "Don't expect our Pope and His Majesty the King to come to meet you. This is unrealistic! The official will not admit it.
, Pretending to be deaf and dumb is their specialty! I guarantee that they will never step into Feilengcui again in the future. Your appearance is a disaster! "
Ningyu led the whole family into the study, and they all sat on the sofa quietly, looking at Lao Liu and Alijie quietly.
If their eyes could guard against thieves, Ali Baba and Solomon's treasures would never be discovered.
Liu Zhenzhen knew something was wrong. There seemed to be a lot of language errors in his last sentence.
"Try your best. All I need is that everyone in the Aegean continent, except Behemoth, believes in it." After a long silence, Alijie was still very open-minded: "As long as no one comes to trouble our elves, it will be fine."
There is no need for us to be inferior to others, and my goal will be achieved."
Liu Zhenzhen laughed, Feilengcui is a multi-ethnic city. Who can bully whom?
Don’t want to hang out anymore? A bunch of giant Buddhas come to talk to you every day. Talking about truth will never kill you!
"I remember that Alijie seems to be a shy elf, right? She's so beautiful!" Helen stood up and quietly moved to Liu Zhenhan's side, blowing like a orchid: "Her ears are so beautiful, they are very pointed and charming.
Do you want to twist it?"
"Look at her waist, it's even more enchanting than Vivien Leigh's. Richard, why don't you go give her a hug?"
"Look at her ass. It's round and tight. It's time for Richard to pinch it! It will really make water leak out!"
Daisy and Ruorna looked at the graceful figure of Aegean Flower with lust, then turned their heads together and looked at Lao Liu.
"Okay!" Ningyu's face was stern: "The more you talk, the more outrageous you are! Go back to bed!"
"I would like to introduce you to a new family member." Liu Zhencheng quickly changed the topic, squatted down, and raised his fingers to Anruida, who was holding hands with Guoguo: "Anruida, come here and call someone!"
"Mother-in-law." Anruida walked over obediently, one by one, her voice was clear and loud, and everyone from Ningyu to Vivien Leigh shouted.
Ningyu covered her mouth, pointed at Guoguo and looked at Liu Zhensha, her beautiful eyes widened.
Joan of Arc was sitting on a special deck chair, her face turned pale with fear.
The title "mother-in-law" is too strong, especially for underage girls.
"The influence is extremely bad!" Elder Andulan pursed his lips and suddenly became furious.
Ningyu stood up and looked for a feather duster. Guoguo grinned and held her little butt in her hands and got behind Lao Liu. The little piglet dragged its bellyband and pulled it outward.
"Come on, Dad! It's not as exaggerated as you think. Next year, wait until Guoguo turns into a human form before consummating their marriage." Liu Zhencheng was unhappy and hugged Ningyu from behind: "Why do you all think so much about Guoguo?
So bad, I always think of him as a little rapist, even if he has a criminal record, he must be allowed to reform, isn't it? A prodigal will not pay back the money in return."
"Guo Guo knows how to pick up girls in a civilized way?" Mo'er laughed so hard: "You are such a good boy of mine!"
Guoguo has a flat mouth, folds his arms and turns his nose to the sky to look cool.
"It was a girl who picked it up." Daisy smiled. She had telepathy after all, and it was not easy to send a message.
"Anruida is a poisonous phoenix." Liu Zhanchen leaned down, twisted his wife's little face, and winked slyly.
"One dragon and one phoenix, my Guoguo is so cool." Daisy and Ruorna looked at each other, took off the agate rings on their fingers together, and handed them to Anruida as a meeting gift.
Only then did Ningyu and Helen remember that they were giving a gift to their daughter-in-law when they met for the first time. They didn't have anything to give to their daughter-in-law at the moment. They looked at what precious jewelry they were wearing, so they wiped it off as a family heirloom and handed it to Anruida.
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"Thank you, mother-in-law." Anruida said sweetly.
Looking at the colorful gemstone rings, earrings and necklaces in Anruida's hands, Axiannu's eyes were spitting fire. She saw Elder Andulan tremblingly taking out a string of polished crab relic beads.
When the bracelet was handed to Anruida, the Dragon Witch Queen twisted her neck away angrily and looked at the corner.
Vivien Leigh, Sissi and Keith Scape had nothing to give, so they were a little embarrassed for a while.
How could Lao Liu embarrass his own woman? He quickly released his belongings from the space and spread them all over the floor. He picked out the cloth bag containing the copper mirage pearls. He couldn't take out the pearls and took out an ice pearl.
Tuo.
A large number of copper mirage pearls have been completely stuck together, looking like a honeycomb or a bunch of plump grapes.
Daisy and Ruorna rushed forward fiercely, snatched the cloth bag containing the copper mirage pearls from Lao Liu's hand, wrapped the pearls and looked around, their lips turned blue from the cold, but they were reluctant to let go.
The way the three of them looked at the copper mirage pearl reminded Liu of the German general Paulus on the outskirts of Stalingrad.
"Hey! I'm so confused! Daisy just mentioned to me that you killed the Bronze Mirage Lord in the Southern Cross Forest." Elder Andulan glanced at Old Liu.
"I wonder why the illusion magic beast condensed pearls with ice power?" Liu Zhenzhen was furious: "How come these broken pearls are stuck together? There are more than a hundred pearls! They are so tight that I don't even dare to
Goodbye!"
"Tsk tsk..." Old Long wiped it with the back of his hand and tested the temperature of the pearl tutu: "Richard! You are rich! Let me ask you a question first. The illusion magic beast gave birth to a pearl with frost power.
?Do you think that's possible?"
"Indeed... it is indeed impossible, because the magic system has its own unique seriousness! But..."
"The greatest ability of illusion magic beasts is to use mental power to simulate and clone magic that is as real as real. This ice bead is just one example of it!"
"What do you mean?" Liu Zhencheng didn't understand.
"Lord Bronze Mirage cannot escape from the confinement circle. He is invaded by the cold air every day. He will definitely use his own original power - mental power to imitate the power of frost and resist the cold air attack unconsciously! This is what happened to you!
The needle will jump up immediately, a natural reaction! After a long time, the frost power cloned by the mental power will be absorbed on the pearl! The chance of this happening is very small, but it is not uncommon for it to happen to clam mirage monsters.
Because the pearl itself is also an excellent carrier of elements, not to mention the pearls from Lord Copper Mirage!" The old dragon explained: "The confinement circle that imprisoned the challenger Sylvester is famous in the legend of our dragon clan.
'The Goddess of Dawn's Confinement Array'! No one can create it except the sacred dragon! This is all recorded in the Dragon Clan Code! We just don't know where this confinement array is!"
"Unexpectedly, these pearls also cloned the frost spell!" Liu Zhencheng smacked his lips and nodded as if in a daze.