Prince Richard and Helen bid farewell outside Witherspoon.
For some unknown purpose, the prince summoned his own knight mount, a subdragon beast covered in bone armor like a sword blade.
The setting sun is like blood, and the wasteland is far away.
The majestic Warcraft mount, the masculine Prince Richard, and the beautiful and naturally charming Helen form a scene of knights and beauties that can only be found in myths or operas.
The biting wind in the wilderness made the prince's blond hair dance wildly, and the unique body fragrance of the fox tribe girl lingered on the tip of his nose.
The bravery in the prince's eyes disappeared, leaving only watery tenderness.
Liu Zhenshao next to him looked like a thug walking out of a myth.
Behind the thug, a group of pandas armed to the teeth stood, watching him respectfully with wide-open dark circles as he took out his teeth.
During dinner this afternoon, the prince only focused on showing off his talents, while Liu Zhencheng only focused on the wind and the lingering clouds.
As a result, when the prince finished speaking, he lowered his head and there was no food on the table.
"Thank you for taking care of me today!" Helen said to the prince very reservedly: "Your Highness, today I, a little Fox from the countryside, finally saw what the prosperity of a big city is."
"Helen, can I have one of your gloves and keep it in my helmet?" Prince Richard's eyes were like the fruits of midsummer, heavy and burning.
Liu Zhenshao, this idiot, didn't know that what the prince said was actually a direct courtship, because the Beamon knights always kept the gloves of their most beloved women in their helmets. He was still burping stupidly, ready to wait for the prince to say
Stop talking nonsense and leave immediately.
The wind became stronger, and the grass in the distance undulated like waves.
Liu Zhenzhen flicked the meat scraps on his fingers onto the prince's strong buttocks.
"Campus, the God of War, said: Don't let your beautiful appearance blind you in your heart. My dear prince, it will be a lifetime honor for me to accept your hospitality." Helen smiled lightly and politely rejected the prince's affectionate gaze.
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"I want to apply to the temple, and I will serve as your guardian knight, Miss Helen, until you come of age. After all, a young priest like you is a rare treasure of the kingdom." Prince Richard began to accuse him of abusing his power.
idea.
"Your Highness, I already have a dragon priest apprentice and a large number of followers, so I refuse your offer." Helen smiled sweetly and greeted Liu Zhenhan and the others on their way home.
Only the prince was left standing alone in the wind, looking at the red ribbon gradually disappearing on the wasteland.
Liu Zhencheng was lying on the cart pulled by the wild boar, holding a grass stalk in his mouth and throwing the money bags in his hands. He was in an extremely good mood, and his proud song resounded in the wilderness.
"My sister wants to wear floral cotton clothes, but my brother has no money. I have no choice but to go to the street to grab money. I grab it and enter the detention center. I put my hand on the iron window and look out. One day, I will be released and I will be happy with you...
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"When I got out of the cell door, I was laughing. I got into the car happily. I stretched out my fingers and shook my head. It was more than a thousand. When I got out of the car, I was laughing. My brothers set a table for me. They brought me beer and I didn't drink it yet.
"Two policemen arrested me. You are so vicious. They sentenced me to more than ten years. They sent me by helicopter to the desert..."
"The desert is so lonely. How can I live without a woman? One day I will be released to kill people and set fire..."
What Liu Zhencheng sang was a prison song that was very popular on the front line at that time. Popular songs at that time were "The Seventh in July", "Sister, You're Going to Come to See Me", and "Looking Through" which was first popular in prison and later spread throughout the country.
cloud".
The songs on the front line are divided into two types: Su Bang and Naifang. The famous songs on the Su Bang, such as "Moon on the Fifteenth", are not only a hit in the front line, but also in the rear; and these prison songs that are not on the stage are all Naifang.
The most famous product in the world, when on the front line
, comrades from all over the country brought them together. These songs are Liu Zhenzhen’s favorite. (ps: "Seven in July" is a very alternative song. Brothers who like alternative go to my other book (Blood Flow)
Go check it out in Chapter 10 of ).)
"Although I can't understand what you are singing, I can feel that your singing is very obscene." Helen frowned.
"Nonsense." Liu Zhenshaan lied without blushing at all, "This song is my work of worship dedicated to the God of War."
"Richard, it is recorded on page 184 of the code that three hundred and twenty-four years ago, there was a very unusual chicken-headed man sacrifice of the Chikeyin tribe in the Behemoth Temple. He didn't know where it was passed down from.
He created an obscene war song. In order to test the power of this obscene war song, he chanted it to his own people all day long.
This directly caused the women of the Chikein clan to be tainted by obscene thoughts, and gradually transformed into a famous prostitute of the Beamon clan. This alternative priest was finally burned to death by the temple." Now turning.
Helen, who was reading the "Sacrifice Code", looked up at him, stuck the page with her fingers and handed it to Liu Zhenhan.
"The Chikein people are originally prostitutes? Obislachi! Isn't that a prostitute?" Liu Zhenshao straightened up from the wild boar cart, was stunned for a moment, looked at Avril, and the two laughed at the same time.
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"Richard! Can you be more serious?" Ning Yu didn't like Liu Zhensha's casual look.
"Don't you think this is funny?" Liu Zhensha still couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Pages 180 to 190 of the Sacrifice Code all record these alternative sacrifices. Like human necromancers, these alternative sacrifices are also heretics among Behemoths. If their identity is known, they will definitely be punished.
The temple was burned to death." Helen's words were like a basin of cold water, extinguishing Liu Zhenzhen's intention to write his own "obscene war song".
"Tch..." Liu Zhanzhen muttered: "I think it is the lack of these war songs that makes Behemoth's population so low."
"Nonsense!" Helen pinched his nose and pulled him around: "Didn't you hear the reason for Behemoth's sparse population from Instructor Cui Bexi? Why are you still talking nonsense! Besides, your self-composed war hymn and those
Alternative sacrifices are also different.
Although you sing the war song in another language, the effect is at least the authentic Behemoth war song, and you have not deviated from the devil's track at all. Based on this, I will supervise you, and I will never let you fall to that
Go in one step."
Liu Zhencheng held the kickback in his hand and jingled the gold coins, turning a deaf ear.
"By the way, where did you get so much money in the blink of an eye? I just saw you giving a lot of money to some Behemoth beggars at the city gate. Where did you get the money?" Ningyu asked in surprise.
"I picked it up..." Liu Zhenshao said as he put the crystal crown in his arms on Avril again, "Hey, I saved this thing. I was going to exchange it for money."
Avril smiled sweetly, but soon changed her face. She remembered that she and this guy were not good enough to thank each other.
"Richard, I have a proposal." Ningyu said, "It's about this money."
"I have my own plans." Liu Zhanchen nodded: "But I still hope to know what my smartest Ningyu plan is."
"What are your plans? Do you want to use this money to do business?" Helen's plot as a Fox businessman suddenly burst out.
Liu Zhancheng and Ningyu looked at each other and smiled.
"Speak first." Liu Zhencheng said.
"I want to use this money to hire a group of people." Ningyu said.
"I think so too." Liu Zhenzhen chuckled.
"Hire mastiff prisoners?" Avril, who has a somewhat spiritual connection with Liu Daguan because of the dual cultivation barrier, asked: "Why?"
"I bought so many weapons today not without any intention." Liu Zhenzhen said: "I offended a lot of people in the temple. Helen and I were sent to a dangerous place to practice and hunt for monsters.
Crystal nucleus.”
"The Southern Cross Forest is also known as the paradise of Warcraft." Helen also nodded, "Indeed, it is not a bad thing to have more powerful followers in a place like that. However, I also have questions. The recruitment of mastiff warriors must be in
It’s only possible to organize a stormtrooper regiment during wartime. In normal times, you’re not allowed to use money to hire people. How do you solve this problem?”
Liu Zhensha laughed loudly, "My little girl, I remembered an old Behemoth proverb, which is "The men in Fox think the more money, the better, and the women in Fox think the thinner they are, the more beautiful they are."
"How did you understand our Fox's weakness so quickly?" Helen blushed a little when he said it. Indeed, every year some arena owners come to the prison privately to spend money to ransom a few strong fighters, including some
There is no shortage of mastiff people.
"Richard, although you can spend money to redeem the prisoners, my uncle may not agree to redeem so many prisoners at once." Helen still had questions.
"I have a clever plan for this sacrifice to Sir Richard." Liu Zhenzhen picked up the "Phalanx" beside him and twisted out the spring wolf fang with a clang.
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Viscount Simak obviously did not expect that before he went out, this guy was dressed in tatters and looked like a beggar. This time when he came back, he suddenly transformed in a blink of an eye, and his whole body was covered with a dazzling array of things. The weapons and weapons of those panda warriors and
The leather armor made Viscount Simak even more speechless. The Viscount was thinking about how much equipment he could get from his one-year salary.
Liu Zhenshao dragged Mr. Viscount SMS to a secret place and talked for a long time.
When he appeared again, the Viscount had some more shiny things in his wallet, and Liu Zhanzhen had one more subordinate.
"If anyone asks, just say that you have seconded this group of mastiff prisoners as guards according to the order of the temple. Your status as a priest is very noble, and no one dares to talk nonsense." Viscount Simak repeatedly warned.
: "If it weren't for my niece to go to such a dangerous place for a trial, no matter how many gold coins I gave her, I wouldn't agree."
Liu's shocking answer made Lord Viscount feel horrified and regretful.
"Don't worry, if anyone asks me such nonsense." Liu Zhencheng split an oak table in half with a wave of his hand, "I will definitely kill him and silence him!"
The Viscount opened his mouth, feeling how hot the gold coins in his arms were. Although he was not a witch doctor, he had a premonition that another super thief like the legendary Alibaba might soon be born in the kingdom.
"Just kidding." Liu Zhenhan chuckled and patted the Viscount on the shoulder.
The mastiffs had their iron shackles removed, and all of them stood there inexplicably, rubbing their wrists and looking strangely at the Pige priest who was wandering back and forth in front of them, staring at them looking up and down. The group around them had obvious signs of violence.
The cold and focused gazes of the panda warriors, who were armed to the buttholes, almost gave these mastiffs the illusion that they were about to be executed.
Liu's shocked eyes were like a butcher selecting a group of yandere beasts to be slaughtered.
"Who among you is the leader?" Liu Zhenhan nodded proudly. He was so satisfied with the size of these mastiff prisoners. With such strong bodies, it was really aggrieved just to smash rocks here.
"Master Pig, I am Bellamy, the mastiff of the Doug tribe. I am the leader of my companions." One of the strongest mastiffs stood up. His eyes were full of doubts, but he still stood up without hesitation.
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"There are two pieces of news, one good and one bad. Which one do you want to know?" Liu Zhenzhen pulled out a homemade cigar, and Goode immediately took out a flint and polished it for him.
"Mr. Piggy, we want to know the bad news first." Bellamy brushed his golden mane.
"Your sentence has been extended indefinitely." Liu Zhenzhen exhaled a stream of smoke happily.
The mastiffs were silent for a while. The possibility of releasing them was zero, unless warriors from other races could defeat the current King of the Rhine in the once-a-decade competition for the throne.
"The good news is that the place where you will serve your sentence in the future will be by my side. You will no longer wear heavy shackles, but you must use heavy weapons to serve me." Liu Zhen flicked the ash of his cigar.
"Master, has a war broken out on the front line?" Bellamy's face was filled with sadness and joy.
"There is no war. It's just that I, the poor priest, am unlucky. I have to carry out a terrible training mission. I need strong followers. It just so happens that you have been chosen by me." Liu Zhenzhen said a particularly lewd ancient line.
Beamon's proverb: ""The opportunity is gone, no matter how big the guy is, it's useless! Seize the opportunity, my mastiff warriors!"
"We only have strength, sir! We have not been allowed to practice martial arts since we were young. When we become adults, we must come here to do hard labor, sir!" Bellamy's lips trembled, and the desire for freedom suddenly appeared in front of him.
, but his conscience still forced him to tell the truth.
"It doesn't matter, just follow me and I will teach you slowly." Liu Zhencheng didn't mind at all. The road to Nanshixing Forest is at least about half a month. This journey is enough to train these mastiffs well.
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"Thank you so much! Mastiffs will always be grateful for the freedom you have given us. This kind of kindness is enough for us to repay with our lives!" Bellamy excitedly threw himself at Liu Zhenhan's feet and kissed his boots with tears of gratitude.
"Master! Are we going to slay the dragon or challenge the terrifying human magician?" Bellamy raised his head and asked.
"Don't worry! We are just going on an adventure in the Southern Cross Forest!" Liu Zhenzhen said.
"What?" The mastiffs collectively gasped.
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My wife heard me say - Piao Tian Literature - that several female editors had very beautiful perms and curly hair. They didn't say what they were going to do last night. They went out mysteriously at 11 o'clock, and I went to bed first.
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was sleeping with a Rhine lion girl.
It turned out that she had her hair permed overnight and it cost her one hundred and fifty.
In my opinion, it’s enough for half a month’s Internet cafe expenses.
My eyes suddenly became moist.
I would like to recommend two novels: (The Demon Path of Rat) (Conquering the Demonic World: The Crazy Dragon in the Sky).
Strongly recommended: (Four Seas and Thousands of Mountains).