There was no wind in the early morning of July 4th, the 141st year of the Aegean calendar.
A mist like a mist floated gently over the Southern Cross Forest.
After enjoying a night of sweet and comfortable dark dreams, all the Hades ushered in the most difficult time of the day - the red sun rising in the east.
The place where the Nether Clan temporarily lives is a valley and depression that stretches for hundreds of miles, surrounded by quiet mountains and dense trees.
Judging from the topography, this place should be a historical relic left after a crustal movement. The ancient jagged rocks and low waterfalls and springs once allowed a tribe of basin elves to live here for many years. However, since the fallen elves occupied this place,
, in just a few months, this place was transformed into a base for the Hades army.
The "Great Rift in Time and Space" spanning both sides of the Basin Valley provides an excellent passage for these alien creatures that come to the Aegean to hunt.
Compared with the high-level demons who hate but are not afraid of the punishment of sunlight, after sunrise, most of the underworld beasts still lurk in the depths of the dense forest. Under the dark shadow of every towering ancient tree, whether it is their hands or
The horned monster holding a huge mace or the four-armed Nahodar holding a giant javelin all lay down on pillows and slept among the piles of bones. They curled up their huge bodies as much as possible and tried to adjust to the maximum.
A good angle to avoid the scattered sunlight shining from above the tree canopy.
The red soil soaked in blood is their most comfortable breeding ground, but the sunlight above their heads is so annoying.
This combination of heaven and hell, which is half sea water and half fire, makes every Hades tribe dumbfounded.
On the strong and protruding muscles of the fortress, clusters of grape-like pustules and scabies symbolize the suffering caused by the sun. With the movement of waving hands from time to time, countless gadflies and flies buzzed up, chasing and circling several times.
After that, it fell on the tattered skin and sucked blood and pus.
The constant "slapping" sounds and low curses are the only main theme left at this moment.
No one expected that the first people in the Aegean Continent to resist the invasion of the underworld were not dragons or human magisters, but small insects such as flies and gadflies!
In addition to these pesky flies chasing the scars, every morning when all the Hades get up, there will also be a group of black, round-bellied, yellow-spotted mosquitoes crawling all over the ground!
One slap will bring blood to your hand!
Seeing this horrifying scene, even the rough-and-tumble Nether Clan can't stand it.
The lowest level of the Nether Clan who came to the Aegean Continent to hunt with the General of Blood River this time is also a high-level Nether Beast. In the underworld where the aura of death is everywhere, which one of them is not a well-known rich man? Which one has experienced such idleness?
There is no annoying sunshine in the underworld, let alone annoying mosquitoes and flies!
In this unfamiliar territory, perhaps only the lush canopy of trees that blocks out the sky can be regarded as the only friend of the Hades. Even if a ray of sunlight shines on the body of the Hades, the result will be a bulge on the skin after a moment.
A huge pustule overflowing with blood, followed by a burning sting and an itching that I couldn't help but want to scratch!
For the damage caused to the body by the sun, the Hades can only make up for it to the greatest extent by eating!
Nevinrink, the great commander of the Blood River, leaned on a towering beech tree that was hundreds of meters high and had an exaggerated diameter, while enjoying a delicious breakfast and cursing the damn sunshine.
Although it was only the rising sun in the early morning, the little spots of light falling from the gaps in the dense shade of the trees still made the beloved son of Hades feel extremely irritable.
If it weren't for this sunshine, why would the Hades army only come in such a small number?
If it weren't for this sunshine, how could Ingrichebao, the first commander in charge of the river of souls, and Rika Yadenbu, the second commander in charge of the river of bones, strongly prevent their acts of revenge?
"A region has its own characteristics. Just as the ubiquitous "accumulated Qi" in the underworld will push the Aegean natives into the abyss of eternal destruction, the sunshine that nourishes the growth of all things in the Aegean continent, Dipolo, is known as the blessing of the common people.
It is also an unparalleled cruel punishment for us creatures in the underworld!" Rika Yadunbu, the second commander in charge of the Skeleton River, warned Nevelink: "Use your own shortcomings to attack the enemy's strong points.
This is a very stupid thing, Commander Biluo Blood River, do you despise your opponent too much?"
"For tens of millions of years, we, the Hades, have not been able to get through the time and space passage to the main material world! It's not that we can't, but we dare not! Have you forgotten the warning of Hades? You are simply taking a risk by doing this! You are taking a risk.
Bring disaster to our Hades!" Ingrichebao, the first commander in charge of the soul river, simply reprimanded Nevinrink: "Once the creatures of the main material world are allowed to pass through the time and space channel opened by you,
Reaching the underworld. Who can predict the consequences? Who will be responsible?"
"I'll kill you!" This was the response of the Commander-in-Chief of Blood River.
Nominally speaking, the three great commanders of the underworld are all the beloved sons of Hades. Although the two great commanders said they would not help, Nevinerink still believed that as long as the heat reached a certain level, the two brothers would definitely be unable to hold back.
Come to Aegean and get a piece of the pie.
When he thought of this, the blood all over the Blood River Commander's body couldn't help but boil.
Bursts of shrill snoring and whistling were wandering back and forth in the silent mountains and forests.
Nevinrink stretched out its huge lava-colored tongue and slowly licked the golden blood between its sharp claws. Its eyes were full of ridicule and pity, with a hint of teasing and teasing, and it looked down at the ground leisurely.
The snow-white unicorn was twitching violently. Two legs had been torn off the front half of this poor creature. The wounds were uneven and the bones were sharp.
Three huge underworld demons lay on the ground, desperately sucking the golden blood that spewed out.
Even for a super-level monster known as the Aegean's first protective type, its smallness and fragility are still obvious in front of Nerwin's head, which is about eight meters high.
All sacred things will feel pleasure when they are desecrated, just like every man wants to try what a chaste saint feels like in bed. The Hades are also full of taste for the extremely holy Aegean monsters such as unicorns.
desire.
No matter what you do these days, you have to pay attention to taste, and Newerink is no exception. Yesterday, he and his men went to great lengths to catch this naughty unicorn.
Also lying on the ground were eight enchanting drow matrons and a dying old man in blood robes. Their bodies were trembling, and they seemed no better than the unicorns beside them.
"It's rare that the King of Moore also appeared in front of me. The Lord of the Blood River has always been generous to his servants' requests!" Nevinerink chewed the delicious flesh and blood of the unicorn and looked at it.
Regardless of the fallen elves on the ground, who were crouching like ants: "However, the sunlight in the Aegean during the day is always a heavy burden for the advancement of our Hades army! So I am still planning to follow the original plan and return from the Southern Cross Forest tonight.
Let’s go! After two nights and one day, all the creatures in that dirty area will turn into food in my belly! Don’t worry! My loyal servants, I will definitely avenge poor Prince Benitez!”
The Commander-in-Chief of Blood River speaks Aegean Common Tongue extremely fluently. The sweet and cowardly accent of Feng Yu is even full of the flavor of southern dialect.
The underworld does not have a large environment for learning the Aegean language, and there is no kind-hearted Behemoth priest who will help the underworld with "wisdom enlightenment." For higher-level underworld demons, there are only a few languages that can be mastered in other dimensions.
A relatively simple quick fix, such as the one used by the Blood River Commander--devouring brain plasma.
"Honorable Commander of the Blood River, then we will wait and see that you and your powerful army will help us vent this bad breath!" His Majesty Hargreeves, the King of the Blood Elves, did not dare to say anything. After kowtowing three times in a row, he said with a trembling voice
His hands held a golden tray above his head.
In this bright gold tray, there is a pool of sharp sand dunes made of blood-colored sand.
The coquettish scarlet color fills the air with a strange smell, a bit like copper rust.
"Eh? My Moorish servant. What kind of tribute are you offering?" The commander of the Blood River vigorously knocked his head, and the two giant curved horns swung greatly in the sky, blowing the people behind him.
The towering beech tree cut out broken and shattered wood chips, like rain falling, and its nasal cavity made an angry sound like when a volcano is brewing and erupting. Whenever this sound is heard, even the most daring devil from the underworld,
He will also be as silent as a cicada.
There is no way, who makes the current Commander-in-Chief of Blood River make the unhealed wounds on the white eyebrows on his forehead drip with smelly pus just by using his brain?
Once this kind of severe brain pain occurs from time to time and lasts for too long, the Blood River Commander will destroy any object that is not pleasing to the eye under the control of unconscious violent emotions.
The body like a hill was shaking more and more fiercely. Nevinerink stood up with three giant forks, making every Hades tremble. No one could guarantee that he would lose his mind in the next moment.
Will the Commander-in-Chief of the Blood River grind himself into powder?
"This is a medicine recently refined by our Moorish clan. It can immediately suppress the pain that occurs in your noble brain from time to time!" Hargreeves, the old Moorish king, timidly lowered his head and took the medicine in his hand.
The golden tray was raised higher: "If what I said is even half a lie, then I am willing to use my own life to wash away the offense to you!"
Like a group of most competent maids, the eight drow matrons took the initiative to pick up the shiny silver foil and fold it into a long trough. They used spoons made of gems to pick up the red sand in the gold tray and sprinkled it over and over again.
On tin foil.
After the tin foil is smoked with a flame lamp, these red particles melt quickly on the tin foil, rolling out rows of round black beads, turning violently forward like a figure of eight, and the plain thick smoke blooms in the thin spray.
Perhaps he did not expect that the long-sick and aging Moorish king would have any disobedient intentions, or perhaps he had never heard of the name "Bloody Mary" due to his desperate need to seek medical treatment.
Nevinrink, the great commander of the Blood River, actually followed his servant's instructions and sniffed the rising smoke.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the Commander-in-Chief of Blood River, who was already on the verge of irritation, closed his eyes comfortably and leaned beautifully on the towering beech tree behind him. After a while, he exhaled a long breath, like a hurricane passing over the forest floor.
Empty. Rolling up fallen leaves like stormy waves.
All the demons in the underworld stared blankly at their commander, and then began to cheer.
They ignored the glimmers in the eyes of the nine fallen elves.
When the Commander-in-Chief of Blood River was in a state of elation, Old Liu just happened to tie up a Windsor bow tie that was very gentlemanly.
The butler, Mr. Jabbar, held his head high and picked up the white cloth on his arm. He gently helped the lord to brush off the skin flakes on his shoulders, looked at the mirror carefully, took out his red handkerchief, and flexibly
He folded it into a flower scarf and inserted it into the pocket of the black tunic suit on the boss's chest, and took away the three pens originally inserted in it.
"How can we go to war? We're going on a blind date!" Liu Zhencheng chuckled, picked up a shell box, scooped out a large amount of the ointment in the box, ground it carefully in the palm of his hand, and smeared it all on his head.
superior.
This ointment is an oil extracted from river fish fleas. It has no other effect. It just removes hair and inhibits hair growth. Liu Zhenzhen's long moxigan hair has to be used every now and then.
He took the towel handed by the housekeeper and wiped his scalp clean three times. Liu Zhenshao used egg white to wipe the hair in the center of his head into a straight comb, and Ningyu helped him tie a long hair on the back of his head.
ponytail.
"It's almost as handsome as Mi Shuai." His Majesty the King gently stroked his palms aside and was full of praise.
Liu Zhancheng was holding the scissors and was about to cut his beard into the cool shape of Li Shimin. When he heard His Majesty praise him so much, he felt so excited that he almost stabbed his mouth.
Mi Shuai and Mourinho are known as the two super handsome guys in the Beamon Sacrifice System. Mourinho is naturally the famous golden-robed priest Mourinho, while Mi Shuai is a little-known fox priest. This handsome guy is the first to worship.
He is famous entirely because he successfully escaped from Fox River Prison last winter and has not yet been captured and brought to justice.
Fox River Prison is a religious prison controlled by the Northeastern Province Inquisition. It is surrounded by a snowy tributary. It is like an isolated island. The security force is extremely tight. No one has been able to escape from it since the founding of the country.
This Fox Whisperer priest named Michael Scofi, nicknamed Mi Shuai, not only escaped from the prison, but also took a group of inmates with him, which is truly miraculous.
Fei Lengcui also had Mi Shuai's wanted poster for the painting. However, it was not posted on the bulletin board but was posted on the bedside by Daisy and Ruorna.
Daisy said that if the wanted poster depicting Mi Shuai's appearance was used for marriage, it would definitely captivate all the infatuated women in the Aegean continent.
Master Pavan and Master Amar sat aside boredly, chatting with His Highness Tang Zang and the five Dinghu Immortal Masters of piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and wine.
The two major dragon cities have already been prepared. The tenth prince who rushed to the fourth underground continent was also replaced by Lord Feilengcui. Now the only thing missing is the Demonic Sea Dragon King who has not arrived yet.
"Weizhi, please help me make another bone joint to urge His Majesty!" Liu Zhenzhen was arranging his beard, and he was really impatient to wait. Everyone else was in place, but King Hailong was slow to show off his big name.
No, this made him a little secretly annoyed.
These days, the uncle is the one who owes the debt, and the one who wants the debt is the grandson. Why is this guy so stupid?
Chief Riquelme of the Silver Dwarves and Chief Yankole of the Typhon Giants hesitantly came over. There were so many big shots in the room that they couldn't even find a place to stay.
Chief Riquelme was holding a huge iron box in his hand, and Chief Yankole was holding a gold-plated double-edged battle ax.
"According to your instructions, this battle ax is made of black iron as the main material, mixed with Issidine metal, and plated with a layer of fine gold." Chief Typhon shook the toy-like weapon in his hand and paused at Old Liu's
On the gorgeous silk rug in front of me.
This double-edged battle ax looks small and exquisite in the hands of Chief Yankole, but it is actually a huge weapon with a length of 1.5 meters.
"The demolition bombs have been made according to your instructions." Chief Riquelme patted the iron box, which was taller than his men.
"Thank you for your hard work!" Liu Zhenzhen took the double-edged battle ax, tried the weight, and felt very satisfied.
Ningyu and Avril tied the chains of the three swords of Citroën, Butterfly Wing, and Fiat to his belt. The once broken "Wind Rune Chain" has been re-welded and is also tied today.
When it reaches Lao Liu's waist - the magical binding effect of this thing is definitely gone, but it's definitely not bad for whipping people.
"Yan Koler, is it the turn of 'Issidin Metal' next?" Liu Zhenzhen arranged his clothes. He turned around and winked at Chief Typhon.
"Of course." Chief Yankole blew his beard proudly.
The jade wash can be started three times in a day. During this period, except for the initial trial operation stage, which made a basin of water-based special metals, a basin of moonlight gems and a basin of laser gems, the rest of the time was used to manufacture
Now that Mithril is around, it’s time to make “Issidin Metal”.
Fei Luo pulled the boss's arm and pointed to the magic teleportation array in the hall.
A light, shadow and sound transmitted through time and space passed by, and His Majesty Redondo appeared in front of everyone, surrounded by a large group of guards.
"Your Majesty, what are you..." Liu Zhanzhen glanced at the Sea Dragon King strangely. In addition to His Majesty and his ten Sea Dragon guards, there were clearly four barbs standing in the crowd behind him.
The chubby sea tribe and four arrogant mermaids.
"Richard, in order to help you, I took it upon myself to invite two other king clans for you!" The Sea Dragon King smiled and pointed at the four most round sea clansmen who were covered with barbs and looked like hedgehogs.
The arrogant one: "This one is His Highness Qiwo, the prince of the sea urchin people of the Tarfei tribe!"
"This is His Highness the Mermaid Prince Muller!" The Sea Dragon King bowed and pointed at the handsome young man among the four mermaids who was wearing a coral crown and two black pearls on his temples.
The two sea kings bowed to Lao Liu respectfully, but there was obviously a lot of doubt in their eyes, as if they felt that Lao Liu's image surprised them.
Liu Zhancheng frowned. He looked at the garlic-like sea urchin prince, then at the young and handsome mermaid prince, and stared at the sea dragon king meaningfully.
The mermaid, the sea dragon clan, and the sea urchin clan, that is to say, the three overlords in the foggy ocean of the demon world gathered in Feilengcui today.
Judging from the Li Shui badges they all wear, it can be seen that the valuable gifts Liu Zhenshao previously gave to the Sea Dragon King have been generously given to the other two royal families at the bottom of the demon world by this kind and generous majesty.
This is not a good sign!
There are also wars between the sea tribes in the demon world. The relationship between the sea urchin tribe, sea dragon tribe and mermaids is not so good that they wear the same pants together.
In Liu Zhenhan's original vision, if the Hailong clan mastered the manufacturing technology of the "An'erle Moisturizing Array", for the sake of their own lifespan and the living environment, once they were ready, they would definitely conquer the Demon World Continent!
But now the Sea Dragon King actually revealed the "Li Shui Badge" to the other two sea clans!
Doesn't this mean that he is deliberately making himself unhappy?
If the three demon sea clans all master the secret of leaving water and can all move to land, will the territorial space be allocated enough?
How could the Sea Dragon family enjoy monopolizing the land in a three-thirds world?
What does this guy want to do? Isn't it because he is getting fat and has fallen in love with the Aegean Continent but is afraid that he is not strong enough. So he wants to drag the other two demon sea tribes into the water? Liu Zhencheng hesitated for a moment. He was thinking about himself.
Should we continue to hand over the remaining exploded diagram of the An'erle Array to His Majesty Redondo?
"Richard, let's sit down and talk in detail after you finish your work." Sea Dragon King smiled slyly: "But please rest assured, we definitely don't mean any harm!"
"Okay then." Liu Zhenzhen tilted his head at the three demon kings of the sea tribe, and he also felt a little wary in his heart. The wolf cavalry have not all withdrawn from the demon sea of fog to the underground world, otherwise, he could really try to kill and silence them.
Everyone in the room had bewildered faces. Many people saw that the expression on Old Liu's face was strange, but they didn't know where His Majesty Kao found his helper. The image of the demon sea clan was very different to
It is too unfamiliar to them, and no one here has high enough spiritual power to communicate freely. The Sea Dragon King's language of the Demon Realm is almost the same as the language of birds to them.
Now that the men and horses were gathered together, Liu Zhenshao no longer thought about other unnecessary things, and immediately rushed through the magic teleportation array to the forest wetland where the flower elf lived in the past.
His generous move of leaving a magic teleportation array secretly at every place he visited saved him a lot of time on the road.
Sif's old habitat is neither very close nor very far from the area where the fallen elves recently swept away. It is a more suitable distance for launching a surprise attack.
Liu Zhenshao used the magic teleportation array and quickly mobilized all the major dragon leaders gathered in Rainbow Dragon City and Chenxing Dragon City, which were far away in Shiwan Mountain.
This may be the first large-scale gathering of Aegean dragons in the past ten thousand years. In addition to the sixty-four lightning-type golden dragons, wind-type white dragons, frost-type dragons, plant-type green dragons, venom-type blue dragons and earth-type red dragons,
In addition to the six major series of adult ordinary dragons, two unmarried colorful dragons, two unmarried fairy dragons and three pairs of sacred dragon couples joined the Aegean Dragon Territory's second external war!
Compared with the lineup of one hundred and four Eudemons dragons, although the two dragon cities are slightly thinner in terms of quantity, they are not inferior in quality. Ordinary dragons are divided into priests and warriors.
Both the ratio and the age structure tend to be perfect. The three couples, including the ancient dragon Wenger and Ibrahimovic, who are responsible for leading the team, all have unquestionable strength. Considering many reasons such as the problem of being left behind and the inability to contact, this
It should be regarded as the maximum amount of troops that the two major dragon cities, Rainbow and Chenxing, can mobilize!
It is impossible to describe the magnificence and arrogance of nearly two hundred Aegean dragons soaring in the sky. Amidst the huge rolling sound of wind and thunder, the sky and the earth shuddered and trembled.
Cross Star Forest has entered autumn, and the tail smoke composed of broken leaf petals is carried by the swaying airflow, opening up a long green belt in the sky!
"Elder, start your performance!" Seeing that he had reached the appropriate distance, Liu Zhenshao gave the final order to Elder Cruyff, who had been gearing up for a long time on the other side of the Bone Union Treasure Box.
The mighty Aegean army was divided into two groups in the sky. One group was basically composed of dragons. It went straight to the forest area under the jurisdiction of the fallen elves. The other group was composed of Qibulin aircraft and the Phantom Beast Air Force and circled south.
The wasteland area outside the Cross Star Forest.
Today, Liu Zhanzhen took the initiative to knock on the door, and he was one step ahead of the Fallen Elf's ultimatum time. It could be said that he caught the opponent off guard, in order to prevent any fish that slipped through the net from escaping from the forest. Daisy designed two tactics for Liu Zhanzhen.
The road is surrounded.
Facing this overwhelming and powerful momentum, the Nether Clan had already sensed something was wrong when they were dozens of miles away.
The Great Demon of Rebok, the Hell Stalker, the Volcano Demon, the Hades Wolf, and other super-level monsters from the underworld one after another relied on magic power or wings to soar into the air. The leader was about forty meters tall and extremely terrifying in size.
Nevinrink, the great commander of the Blood River, is holding a three-pronged fork!
Furious roars resounded throughout the world from the mouth of the Blood River Commander, and a series of obscure dialects and foul language rang out.
The Commander-in-Chief of Blood River did not expect that he would be plotted so miserably!
Almost in an instant, this vast and green forest suddenly seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. Every giant tree made a strange rattling sound, and the old Qiuqu roots exposed on the ground seemed to be sliding slowly.
The giant earthworms opened up deep pits. They submerged, twisted and buried the underworld army lying under the tree!
In order to escape the sun, almost every underworld beast chose the ancient tree with the largest crown and thickest diameter to live in, which indirectly caused the most tragic scene to happen under Nerwin's eyes!
Those extremely thick roots of ancient trees, hovering and floating above the surface of the earth, suddenly transformed into frantic murderers, strangled the bodies of the beasts one by one, and moistened the roots and soil with the splashing blood!
The bones are shattered in the singing! The blood spurts out in the explosion! The screams are lingering over the forest!
Even Nerwinkle was struck by the towering old zelkova tree leaning on his back. The open root system caused it to fall into a deep pit, and countless huge roots of thick and thin squirmed to wrap it up and tighten it.
!
The air is filled with rage, restlessness, anger, and even... hatred!
Deep hatred!
Newerink had no idea what was happening in front of him!
In the historical records of the Ent tribe's tree shepherds in the Aegean continent, there is only one short-lived figure of Elder Cruyff, and he was buried under the halo of countless epic heroes.
This dusty history is so far away that even the Aegean people have almost forgotten it!
Not to mention the fallen elves who have not participated in the war between gods and demons and the blood river commander who is far away in the underworld, how can they know the secret of Ent?
Is an ancient forest grazed by Ents easy to mess with?
Although most trees cannot move, the extremely thick roots of towering ancient trees also possess wild and huge power!
Under the command of the tree shepherds, these old trees in the mountains can crush any object located near their trunks - here we must state a premise, even in the forest where the Ents are grazing, there is no space between the trees and the Ents.
In a completely equal friendship, Ents have no right to overly interfere with the freedom of trees, nor to interfere in the survival of the fittest in nature. If they want to command trees to launch ruthless attacks, Ents must have a prerequisite in advance, that is, the forest is already full of anger.
!
The wild hunting of the Hades has completely destroyed the ecological balance of the Southern Cross Forest in this area. This behavior has directly caused the forest's anger to reach an unstoppable limit!
I think that at the beginning Liu Zhenshao only relied on the Yunqin Jinmen to hunt down a few monsters. Because of his aggressive behavior, the tree herder elders also received messages from the trees and came to persuade them. What's more, now the seven
Carpet killing of hundreds of thousands of Hades?
If there were no animals and birds, the forest would no longer be called a forest. Everything in nature complements each other!
When the invaders show their fangs and claws, the plants in the forest will not be stingy with their majestic power!
The Nether tribe fell into a state of chaos, like a pool of spring water being disturbed.
No one expected that the good friend who was blocking the sun one moment would become a grave digger at this moment.
In the entire Basin Valley area, because the Basin Elves settled here, there are relatively few trees in the living space. However, most of the Nether Tribes still walked into the depths of the dense forest because they hated the sun, and Newen Erink was too late to rescue them.
!
To make matters worse, there was an overwhelming and powerful force coming to visit, which caught the blood river commander even more unprepared!
"Aegean dragon?" Nevinerink waved his giant three-pronged fork and glared fiercely at the army of dragon beasts. It had sucked up Bloody Mary and was now in high spirits. For these delicious baits, the blood
Commander He Da didn't even have any fear at all.
Liu Zhenzhen stood up from Yijiao's saddle, completely exposing his small body to the eyes of the blood river commander.
"I guess the doorbell in our Aegean continent must be broken. Otherwise, why didn't we know for so long that the Hades were coming to Aegean for a friendly visit?" Liu Zhanchen laughed evilly and simulated the sound of a sword with the double-edged battle ax in his hand.
He made a feint of throwing: "Dear Commander of the Blood River Nevinrink, when will you return my ax to me?"