Chapter 34 The wind of culture blows from the wasteland
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Nonsense! I've seen a centaur from the Haos tribe! How can one be so strong?" Liu Zhanzhen looked at these strong men up and down. He thought of the lava glyptodont that was beaten by Guoguo in the temple and had teeth all over the floor. That lava glyptodont
Isn't the master of the Glyptodon, Lord Priest Puyol, from the Centaur tribe?
When dealing with the dark elves in Black Crystal Canyon, didn't the bear-man Vieri also have centaur archers? Compared with these strong men, those lean centaurs are like potatoes and winter melons put together, they are all House tribes
If so, isn’t the body shape contrast too big?
"Holy shit! I don't believe it!" Liu Zhenshao looked at these strong men of Behemoth with evil intentions, making them feel chills coming from their backs.
"Sir! They are hippopotamuses, so they should be stronger!" Elder Andulan also came over. This burst of running made the elder Tortoiseshell, who was already a bit clumsy, almost die from exhaustion.
"Hippopotamus can be considered a Haos clan? How many close branches of the Haos clan are there?" Liu Zhanchen was stunned. +
"The House clan also has Zebra people. The current chief warden of the kingdom is Zebra people, who is uncle's boss. The House clan also has a close branch of Llama people, who are specially appointed by the Kingdom to work in the northwest frontier and the Outrist Ostrich
They guard the desert oasis together with the other tribes. They are all vassals of the Bier tribe..." Helen introduced in a low voice.
"I'm also a noble, so I'll just scold them. What's wrong? Could it be that their bear clan lord still dares to challenge me?" Liu Zhenhan squinted his eyes.
"Come to me for a duel." Goode nodded aside.
"Look for me! Pan Shuai, you have a strong hand, it would be terrible if you beat someone into a disability!" Collina laughed loudly and waved the ivory knife in his hand.
Avril really nodded after hearing this and smiled happily.
"Don't make a fool of yourself, Corina! Not to mention you, even if your son Vincent gets into a fight, I'm worried about paying for medical bills." Helen frowned and reprimanded.
"Oh~Chide Maria~" The leading hippo man patted his forehead with a helpless expression like a scholar encountering a soldier.
"Listen to what I have to say." Helen then said to Old Liu: "Richard, you also know that our "Behemoth Epic" is as precious a historical material as the "Sacrificial Code", right? "Behemoth Epic" is more detailed than the Code.
It records all the sufferings Behemoth has experienced. But do you know who wrote it?"
Liu shocked and shook his head.
"The Epic of Beamon is also known as the Epic of Hippopotamus. Now you should know who wrote it, right?" Helen said.
"Did they write it?" Liu Shock and Avril almost went crazy together. How can these rough, strong and ugly hippo people write poetry?
"Chide Maria~ Miss Fox Priest, thank you for your profound knowledge to rectify our name." The leading hippo poet nodded very reservedly and thanked Helen.
"The Hippopotamus are the most famous bards in Behemoth! Bards are 'uncrowned nobles' and are deeply loved by the people. Richard, so you have to restrain your aristocratic style just now, even if you are a king, when facing
A bard also has to give a smile when he is speaking. This is not a show of authority, but the courtesy that a noble should have." Helen's voice became softer and softer as she spoke.
"Poet?" Liu shook his head shaking his head and smiled bitterly.
"Lord, my name is O'Neill! On behalf of the Sanggan River hippo tribe behind me, I would like to express my deepest apology for our presumptuous arrival..." The leading hippo tried his best to maintain a romantic temperament.
"Wait a minute!" Liu Zhenshao interrupted the hippo poet O'Neill, turned around and said to Goode: "Pan Shuai, go and bring me a broom."
"What are you doing with the broom?" Good asked.
"Let me sweep away the goosebumps on the ground first." Liu Zhenzhen was covered in prickly heat by the hippo poet's elegant manner with his butt between his legs.
The hippo poets were completely speechless by this lord who had no artistic accomplishments, and rolled their eyes one after another.
"What are you doing here? The territory of the Bier tribe is in the Southern Cross Forest in the south. Why did you come to the Northeast Province? Are you here to sell songs?" Liu Zhenzhen asked.
"Campas! Lord! I won't allow you to insult our elegant hippopotamus bard! I protest! We are not the lowly 'castrated singers' in the human opera house!!" O'Neill opened his mouth.
He grinned like a washbasin, and his face looked as tragic as the execution ground.
The other hippo poets also waved their hands and shouted cheers behind him. However, they were soon interrupted by the long knives and cold eyes of the mammoth strongmen, who wanted to continue to heckle and raise rice.
"That's it, Lord Richard." Elder Andulan, a tortoiseshell man, walked over slowly: "Hippopotamus are the same as the giant elephants of the Orphan tribe. Because of their physical constitution, they must eat some red soil every year, so every year
At this time, they will come to the red soil slope and have a relationship with the old monk. These poets are very romantic, and their poems are very flavorful."
Several green mantises also nodded in agreement.
"That's right..." Liu Zhencheng touched his chin.
Elder Andulan quickly winked at the hippo poet O'Neill.
"Respected and generous Lord of the Red Earth Highlands, the red soil of the Red Earth Highlands is inexhaustible. If we hippos come to eat a little red soil, it will not cause any hindrance or loss to you." O'Neill said in this evil-looking man
In front of the lord, after careful consideration, the scholar had no choice but to lower his airs, nodded and bowed.
"Lord, it's like this. We hippo poets must return to the water once a day, otherwise our skin will dry out; the original lord of our tribe was transferred to the Southern Cross Forest, and there is no large river there, so he really can't.
Take us there together and have no relationship with us. We have been wandering along the Sanggan River, decorating the wasteland with our poems, setting off the wasteland, praising the wasteland - the mother who raised us Behemoth. Eat it once a year
red
Soil is our practice, we were in the water just now. I just want to praise the beauty of that lady, without any malice! You know, poets have the urge to write poems when they see beautiful things, and I am no exception. Chidma
Leah~" The hippopotamus O'Neill's eyes turned around to look at such a lord, and it was obvious that this lord was not the kind of Behemoth who was easy to talk to. He was a little worried about what the lord would do if he made unreasonable troubles. He also blamed himself for being troublesome just now.
, why are you grinning at that girl?
"Then you live in the Sanggan River, so you should be considered a member of the water tribe. Why doesn't the kingdom recruit you into the army? There are only two water armies in the kingdom. One is the turtle man of the model tribe, and the other is the frog man of the Zodanu tribe. Yours
Their bodies are far stronger than them, even among the sea warriors, there are few who are so strong." Liu Zhenzhen laughed.
"Sir, have you forgotten Chi? We hippos are members of the House tribe. Just like the snail people of the Boer tribe, our establishment is only counted among our own tribe. The House tribe does not produce warriors, and all centaurs and horses are adults.
Men are the best archers and hunters in the kingdom, but we hippos are more unlucky.
Because our bodies are too strong, any bow will break if we pull it, so we are excluded from the selection of archers by the clan. It is a pity. So in fact, when I was a child, I really dreamed of becoming a "magical archer"
Damn it." O'Neill smacked his lips and sighed.
"Shenjian Zheqin" is the title of the most outstanding archer in the Behemoth army. Like "Troll Hunter", it is synonymous with warriors. Liu Zhenzhen wanted to laugh when he thought of the hippopotamus pulling a bow and the fat swaying all over his body.
"Sir, look..." O'Neill muttered
"Are these all your tribesmen?" Liu Zhenshao pointed behind him and asked.
"There are still some old and weak women and children rushing in the river. They haven't arrived yet. Our tribe has a small population, only about 300 people. We only need a little bit of red soil." O'Neill felt more and more that this lord's gaze was a little bit...
Weird, he quickly nodded and bowed again.
After all, the red soil is here, so it’s really hard not to accept it.
"Child Maria~ I am hiding under the low eaves and have to lower my head." O'Neill composed an impromptu poem to express his current mood.
"I can still afford to support a family of three hundred people. You should stop wandering around in the future and consider this place as your home. The Red Soil Plateau has been specially named Feilengcui City by the Kingdom. It is located south of the Sanggan River.
This is all from my lord, Richard; Shock; Liu, I will give you two choices, either you give up the habit of eating red clay, or you mess with me." Liu Zhensha squeezed O'Neal's belly: "It's time for you to lose weight.
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"Chide Maria~ You are forcing me! Lord!" O'Neill rolled his eyes.
"That's right! It's just forced!" Liu Zhensha laughed loudly and poked O'Neal with the "Phalanx" in his hand.
Looking at the group of Beamon militiamen with cross-nosed and erect eyes, and looking at their rock-like muscles, O'Neill felt that there was no hope.
"If you don't agree, I will regret it. Go back to where you came from." Liu Zhenzhen became impatient.
The hippos all glared at him. Such arrogant force was definitely an insult to the self-esteem of these poets.
"My mentor is Helen, the only war beast priest in the kingdom. If you have any dissatisfaction and want to complain to the Noble Oversight Council, just tell her name!" Liu Zhencheng pulled Helen over and pointed at the little fox's chest.
That eye-catching silver Medusa badge.
The hippo poets were all dumbfounded.
The silver Medusa emblem can only be owned by the Yaron Priest! As for the gold Medusa emblem, only the Fire Phoenix Priest Mourinho in the kingdom has it.
"Child Maria~~This beautiful priest turned out to be the legendary Miss Helen! I am so happy! Ever since I heard that you caused a sensation in the entire Witherspoon City, we hippopotamus poets have long wanted to sing your praises.
So beautiful and mighty!" O'Neill knelt down on one knee, spread his hands and looked at Helen affectionately.
Guoguo held her belly and pointed at the thick fat folds on the hippo poet's belly, rolling on the floor with laughter.
Lao Liu immediately winked at Helen
Helen couldn't help but coughed twice and said bravely: "Dear poet O'Neill, I am still short of followers. If you don't mind..."
"Yes, yes. Chide Maria, it is the honor of the hippopotamus family to be able to follow Lady Helen!" O'Neill immediately agreed, casting a demonstrative glance at Old Liu.
"Teacher Helen and I are not separated. To follow her is to follow me. You should give up on this idea." Liu Zhenzhen hugged his stomach and laughed together with the militiamen.
The hippos grinned with their big mouths and looked at Helen stupidly.
Helen nodded.
O'Neill only had one thought left - to get on the pirate ship.
"We, the hippo clan, are born bards. I hope you will not deprive us of this hobby!" O'Neill said hurriedly. It can be seen that this lord has basically no interest in art.
"As long as you can help me fight bandits by reciting poems, it's none of my business if you're a great dancer!" Liu Zhencheng laughed, pointed at Avril behind him and said, "This is the boss lady.
"Beautiful boss lady, I am honored to be a member of Feilengcui." O'Neal smiled honestly, extending his mouth to his ears.
Avril curled her lips.
Needless to say, another group of pot-bellied arhats came. Avril murmured softly.
"Master..." O'Neal lowered his head and froze. He almost laughed out loud. He felt a sense of revenge in his heart. Haha, let you threaten us with red clay, Dede Maria~~ Hehe, your child is
animal parent
The hippos looked at Avril's beautiful face, and their eyes suddenly became ambiguous. Some of them whispered and pointed at something with their ears.
Avril's face turned red at their random and speculative glances, and just when she was about to open her mouth to defend herself, Katyusha's little eyes rolled around, and she swayed her little buttocks and came to Avril's feet, affectionately
Rubbing the hem of Avril's skirt, humming sweetly.
Avril let out a long sigh and bent down to pick up the piglet. She knew that even if she jumped into the Sanggan River, she would not be able to clean herself up.
Katyusha kissed her with a "bah, bah, bah" kiss that made her face drool.
"Let me go back and beat you!" Avril also kissed the little thing.
"Richard, you bastard! Don't you know how to be a Corporal Li Xian?" Helen whispered in Liu Zhenhan's ear and said, "I'm a bastard, Corporal Li Xian!" Liu Zhanhen said.