"The figure seems to be a little thin, but she is quite handsome. She is a bit young, and she is a little loli beauty." Ruorna looked at Sissi's flat chest, and then looked at Sissi's slim figure.
With her colorful long hair, she made a sour comment: "Only our emerald Centifolia flower juice can dye such a beautiful hair color."
Sissi's face turned red with embarrassment and she lowered her head.
"Why did you bring the pheasant girl on the flower boat here?" Ningyu said, while secretly twisting Liu Zhancheng's waist, and the porcupine skin suddenly made a hoarse friction sound, making such a sound with the fur of a super-level magic beast.
The sound is not simple.
"Unlike the pheasant girls on the flower boat, those pheasant girls are much hotter than this little sister, but they don't have her pure temperament, nor are they as delicate as she is." Ruoerna is quite discerning.
Ju, but this fairy dragon still seems to be stubbornly on the wrong track: "It seems that Richard incurred a love debt somewhere, right?"
"Hmph..." Daisy also sneered again and again: "That's not bad. It is said that the pheasant girls of the Qikeyin clan are Behemoth beauties who are comparable to peacock beauties. Richard has a unique vision after all."
There was a snicker all around. No one came to help the lord, but there were many pairs of malicious eyes waiting to see the joke.
Sissi almost cried, and Liu Zhenzhen was extremely embarrassed.
"Sister, Richard has been promoted to the kingdom's only Divine Comedy Shaman. This Miss Sissi is a saint appointed by the God of War." Helen smiled and helped Liu Zhenshao.
"Divine Shaman? Only the most devout priests can become Divine Shamans?" Daisy and Ruoerna were stunned. Their expressions of surprise had just appeared, and were quickly replaced by sneers: "Humph, we still didn't guess.
Wrong, it turns out to be the saint in the summer palace of the God of War..."
"What is the Divine Comedy Shaman? What is the Holy Maiden of the Dormitory?" Ichijo on the side was confused: "Did the boss get promoted again? Haha, fuck! Then I am more boorish? Doesn't that mean?
Can I walk sideways from now on?"
"You've been promoted by a hair, and you're still walking sideways. You're not a crab." Liu Zhancheng said dejectedly: "I have been promoted to the top this time. I will have nothing to do with me in the future. I will definitely be a farmer from now on."
"Sure enough, you are a hair riser. Look at your hedgehog hair. You are so handsome, especially this skull necklace..." Ichijo licked his lips: "... Very sexy.
A sexy farmer wouldn’t be a bad idea either.”
Liu Zhenzhen sighed again and told Yi Jiao and his three wives what happened before and after coming to Sabak. Daisy and Ruorna heard that the Ibrahimovics came to them.
Their pretty faces were completely white, and until Liu Zhencheng finished speaking, the hearts of the two fairy dragons were still beating hard.
With tears in her eyes, Daisy hit Liu Zhenchen hard with two pink electric cannons. She was angry at Richard for beating her father, but also a little bit uncontrollably ecstatic.
"First you punished Earl Garnet, which is equivalent to offending his uncle Wolfe Quentin Redknapp. Then you gave His Royal Highness a severe beating. Now you have offended the red high priest.
, Mr. Mourinho, the head priest of the Swan, has also broken up with you. Richard, why do I feel like you have offended all the powerful people you can offend?" Ningyu smiled bitterly at the side and said: "You are too powerful.
Bar?"
"That's true." Helen said with a wry smile.
"Wow! I just discovered it~ It turns out that Helen changed into a peacock feather sacrificial robe, and there are so many pearls hanging on it. Is this the priest's robe of the Cambridge High Priest?" Ruorna screamed infatuatedly:
"Wow~ Mo'er is also wearing a white feather robe. Is it made of egret flying feathers? It's so beautiful~ I want one too~"
"What kind of clothes are these? One looks like a hedgehog, one looks like a peacock, and one looks like a heron. Don't tell me, they are really more like Mongolia." Ichijo said vaguely while helping Er Shao chew the walnuts with his teeth.
"Sister Nana, Mo'er is now the Prophet of the Sky." The little butterfly beauty wrinkled her nose and said with a sweet smile, then pouted her lips and rolled her eyes fiercely, and cursed: "hemp skin."
"You guys really dare to lie, hey... The senior officials of the Behemoth Temple don't even think about how a butterfly from the Mandarin Furui tribe could understand the Skade Cicada's "Starbuck's Tears" and "Storm Lion's Horns"
"Song"?" Ruorna chuckled.
"We've already fallen out, so what does it matter if we lie to them?" Liu Zhenzhen said with a sly smile: "Now that I think about it, it seems that I didn't lie enough to them."
"Stop talking nonsense, who poisoned the little parrot?" Ningyu picked up the swearing little parrot lying on the table and gently stroked its feathers: "Fei Lengcui's defense
The power can be said to be extremely formidable. I heard that Caiyu City has been harassed by several groups of bandits, but our Feilengcui has never experienced banditry since the three battles. Who can have such great ability? If you really want to fight against
We are not in a good position, so why take it out on a little parrot?"
"Damn it! Who dares to touch our people? Fuck him!" One chewed the walnuts and yelled loudly.
"I really can't guess, I don't know who has this ability." Liu Zhenshaan frowned and said: "I have received some training in drug identification before, but I am definitely not enough to deal with the current situation, but...
．There shouldn’t be anyone in Feilengcui who has the ability to sneak in and poison us, right?”
"Isn't Yijiao very knowledgeable about poisons? Do you have any opinions to express?" Ningyu took a look at Yijiao, and the little parrot also raised its head and shook the long feathers on its forehead vigorously.
"Me?" Ichijo laughed loudly: "I am extremely resistant to poison, but where did it come from? What's the research? Since I'm back, I might as well ask Monk Owen to help me give some blood to the little parrot.
Well, I believe my blood is more effective in resisting poison than Phoenix blood."
"Damn! I was so anxious that I forgot about you. You are a master who is invulnerable to all poisons." Liu Zhenzhen slapped his forehead and regretted for a moment: "Obisrachi! I should have done it earlier.
You call me back, that way I won't offend Mourinho."
"Actually, it's you who is stupid. I think your blood may not be worse than mine." Ichijo let Owen play with his body while pouting wildly: "There is no room for two Tigers in the same mountain. You and Old Swan are not the same at all.
Man, Mourinho may be a good father, but I don't think he would be a good father-in-law... Fuck your grandma Owen, where are you touching?"
"What a big tree~ Oh~ what a big tree~" The little parrot stretched its neck in Yi Jiao's palm and screamed strangely, making Owen, who was caressing Yi Jiao's belly, dumbfounded.
"It seems that the poison of this little beast has been detoxified." Liu Zhenzhen twisted the little thing's beak, and the little parrot pecked his boss's finger unwilling to be outdone. Although it was still weak, it had regained its naughty nature.
Weird, even imitating the Pope's tone in a weird tone: "Quack, you stupid pig, you maggot crawling out of the cesspit~"
Liu Chen was so happy that even though this little beast was dying, he did not miss these two curse words from the Pope.
"This little thing's mouth is still as poisonous as before! If you don't save it, you will feel bad, but if you save it, you will hate it!" Helen said angrily: "We should give it a name! Just call it Matlage!"
Everyone burst into laughter, causing a bunch of strong men from the House clan to sneer at each other. There may not be many kings in the history of the Behemoth Kingdom who can repay everything Behemoth did, but Matlage, a House clan member from two hundred years ago.
"The Divine Arrow Zheqin" is a familiar figure to every Behemoth. This divine archer of the House clan not only possesses magical abilities, but is also well-known throughout the country for his vicious curses. It is said that no matter where this brother is,
Whenever and wherever, every sentence must include a swear word, and this divine arrow Zheqin Materachi is a stubborn person, and no one can change this bad habit no matter how much he meets, no matter how solemn the occasion is, the newly promoted twelve officiants Qi
Master Dan was once scolded by Materacci and lost his mind. In the end, the sharp archer met a tragic end because he offended too many powerful people and had his tongue amputated.
It is not difficult to curse people. It is rare to curse people all the time in your life. Looking at the history of the entire continent, the only one who can do this is Materazzi.
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"Yes! Let's call this little beast Materazzi!" Liu Zhencheng gave Helen a thumbs up.
"Ou~bi~si~la~qi~" The little parrot was obviously very dissatisfied with the name, and prolonged his tone and uttered a curse word.
Everyone laughed. This naughty baby brought happiness to everyone. With it, at least life is no longer monotonous. The world of Aegean is so wonderful. Many disputes are actually meaningless. For example, the little
When a parrot scolds people, everyone will only think it is cute and irritating, because it is as fat and naive as a fat hen, and no one will argue with it. However, if Mourinho and Liu Zhenshao spoke like this, they would only
I'm afraid it has already been beaten to the point of darkness. To use a philosophical saying, this is probably "attitude determines everything."
"Could it be the poison given by Medusa from the Jade City?" Ningyu, who had been pondering for a long time, suddenly said something shocking: "Among the Behemoths, the ones who are best at using poison are the Medusa witch doctor and the Zuodanu tribe.
It’s a toad witch doctor! There are only a few Behemoths and two fallen elves who have contact with our Feileng Cui. Except for Medusa, it’s hard for me to imagine anyone who has the opportunity to poison the little parrot.
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"Medusa is not only good at using poison, she is also good at using poison. Poison is colorless and tasteless and has many special miraculous effects." Helen made an exaggerated gesture: "It is said that once a Medusa girl falls in love with a man, she will
As long as the love poison is planted, if this man betrays his heart, he will die!"
"Nonsense." Liu Zhenzhen laughed. This kind of ridiculous legend was actually what Helen said.
"Really? I really want to learn it." Daisy's eyes lit up.
"This is just a legend." Helen shrugged regretfully: "To be honest, it was just a story I heard from my mother when I was a child. Daisy, don't take it seriously."
"We have also heard of this legend. We would rather believe that it exists than that it does not exist." A large group of Behemoths said noisily.
"You should beat these bastard Medusas!" Fei Luo cursed at the top of his voice triumphantly, but he didn't even notice that Bellamy and the mastiff warriors around him were glaring at him.
"Damn! Fatty Luo, these Medusas are obviously like the sun." Bellamy said angrily.
"Quack~ Like a sun~ Like a dog~" The little parrot came to his senses.
"Shut up! It's too hasty to draw conclusions so early!" Ningyu scolded: "I'm just speculating."
Seeing the proprietress of Feileng Cui No. 1 speaking, all the chirping sounds suddenly disappeared. Ichijo was about to say something when he quickly swallowed it again and stretched his neck. Elder Andulan was beside him.
He shook his head with a wry smile and kept sighing.
"Your Majesty Richard...can you let me try?" Sissi, who had been ignored by everyone, said timidly. Her voice was like a humming beast without vocal cords, not Old Liu's ears.
It's sharp, I really can't hear it.
"You?" Liu Zhensha scratched his hair and looked at the three-pet folk priest firmly. He really couldn't see what this girl had to do with the complicated knowledge of poison principles. The Chikeyin tribe was not a race that was good at using poisons.
, the only things they are rich in are thieves and prostitutes.
"I can use the war song to try to identify it." Sissi lowered her head and played with the corners of her clothes uneasily.
"War song? Our altar sacrifices only have the "Symphony of the Bone Bells of Natural Disasters"---------"The Song of Resisting Poisons". When did there be a "Song of Identifying Poisons"?" Helen asked strangely.
"Lanxia, there is indeed no "song of identifying poisons" in traditional war songs." Sissi looked even more uneasy.
"My ancestor Platini was a great priest." When Sissi said this, she raised her head high, her eyes covered with crystals could no longer control the heaviness, and her two strings of pearls also
As if she shed tears quietly: "He has been studying war songs all his life. No one understands war songs and "five-line music score" better than him."
"So you can also "five-line music score"?" Liu Zhenzhen opened his mouth.
Sissi nodded affirmatively.
"Wow~" There was a neat sound of gasping all around. (To be continued)