"...plop..." The negotiating man threw the stone into the manure pit. He was very smart! If he threw it outside, would the bird see it and spare him easily?
The bully man was not idle either. He found a small knife and originally planned to cut off some beef lungs, but when he saw the beef liver being pecked by the other party, he simply cut off a piece of beef liver.
Use your hands as a chopping board, first tear off the liver membrane, then cut the fresh beef liver into thin strips, then put it on your hand to signal the big black bird to come down and eat.
This bird was really not afraid of people, so it flew down directly, hopped around and tried a few times, then ate up all the food and flew to the side.
"...Three grams of oil..." The big black bird called a few words, wiped its beak on the ground, and then combed its fur on one side, which made the arrogant man click his tongue in surprise.
"This bird is very smart! It seems to be able to understand what people are saying, and even understand the meaning of the words." The arrogant man asked Sun Jiming, who was a little cautious on the side.
Sun Jiming nodded and explained in a low voice: "How else can we say it is smart? It is not ordinary smart and clever. It uses drugs and traps. I don't know how many ways to deal with it, but it has never been fooled.
As for speaking, you should be able to understand the simple ones, and you should be able to hear the good and bad in some complex words, and you can even speak simple words, which is really smart.
But it must have been taught by someone. When it first came here, there were still some traces of domestication on it. It is probably because it couldn't find anything to eat in the wild, so it randomly looked for people to eat. I don't know which turtle..."
As he talked, he didn't know whether it was because he had just pulled a bunch of hair or something else, but Sun Jiming became more and more angry as he talked, and couldn't help but curse the other party's original owner, Schrödinger.
However, after a few curses, he immediately stopped because the big black bird looked at him again, and the arrogant man whistled and greeted it a few times, and then stopped rushing over.
Sun Jiming was frightened for a while, so he lowered his voice and asked, "Don't you think it's unlucky? This is not a myna, but a serious crow."
Hearing this, the arrogant man smiled and said: "What is there to dislike? Crows are considered auspicious birds to us. In the mountains, whenever we see crows flying anywhere, we can definitely avoid them as long as we avoid them."
So many dangers.”
Sun Jiming was slightly stunned when he heard this, and couldn't help but laugh: "I'm just being shallow. The crow just did what it always does. Good or bad are just what people give them. Compared to a bird, people are much worse than them."
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The arrogant man scratched his head when he heard it, as if he didn't quite understand what he was hearing. In the end, he could only praise Brother Sun for how well he spoke and ended the topic.
The men leading the way were not idle. While they were chatting and watching the crows, they had almost cleaned the gastrointestinal contents of the cow's urine. Sun Jiming also helped to carry it back to the bathroom on the second floor of the hotel.
It was probably that the negotiator was still worried about the other party, so they simply stood at the door of the bathroom and chatted, and along the way, they also chatted about the place that the emperor wanted to go to.
"I heard that you just came here and you went out to look for girls in broad daylight. Do you need me to give you some advice?"
Sun Jiming was not a very serious gentleman, so he smiled obscenely and mentioned the frivolous affairs of the quarrelsome men. Unfortunately, it was beyond his expectation, and their heads shook like wavy drums.
If the arrogant man just shook his head, he thought he was just pretending, but the perverted man next to him who made dirty jokes all day also shook his head, so he probably really didn't want to, which made him really curious.
"...If you don't want a woman, you don't want a woman..." The arrogant man shook his head and said: "It's too expensive... Oops... If you don't know, you might think it's rimmed with gold! It's so uneconomical..."
"...Yes, yes..." The lecherous man shook his head and interjected: "It's too expensive. Those girls are just ordinary-looking, but they wear flowery clothes and smear some rouge and gouache on their faces. How dare they call that?"
High price.
Brother Sun, in some towns or even counties, that price is enough to pay for a night's sleep, and it's for one night, but in their place it's only enough for one visit, oh oh... oh...
The person is the best, just in terms of figure, face, etc., here it is also the best, but here, this kind of beauty is simply out of reach. At that price, at most, someone can dance with you for a few times.
You touch your hands, hug your waist...
Let me tell you, in remote villages and towns, I have encountered those kind of super beautiful people with half-open doors and dressed up. They are definitely not inferior to the top names in dance halls, but the price...
...Hehe... One or two yuan can basically sleep for one night. It's a great deal. It's just a pity that people don't want to light lamps, or only light the dim oil lamps, otherwise I don't know how much fun it would be... Boo hoo...
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When talking about women, the lecherous man started talking eloquently. He kept talking about all kinds of experiences and knowledge.
"...If you don't believe me, just ask him..." Seeing that Sun Jiming was a little suspicious, the perverted man immediately found out the negotiating man and directly exposed his dirty information.
"He followed me secretly. After I went to bed and left, he sneaked back again, as if he had never seen a woman before. He made people miserable. When I went back later, people complained to me!"
The negotiator's face turned red to the base of his neck. He was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to burrow into. He squirmed for a long time before he nodded and stammered a few words. His majestic and upright image was shattered into pieces.
"...Sigh... You guys have a lot of fun running around, huh? If I want to touch someone with that kind of beauty, no one might be able to look me in the eye, and the cost... Sigh... I'm not as good as you, brother! Such a thing is actually possible
I have encountered many..."
"That's him. How can we people have the ability like him? We can always find pretty people. At most, we just find random places to vent our anger. Otherwise, I wouldn't follow him..."
The negotiating man simply broke the pot and pointed out the actual situation, which made several people laugh.
"You wash the rest slowly and clean more. I will do it during the day and you will leave it until the evening! There is no need to rush."
The man who led the way brought a few pairs of tripe and beef liver, made an explanation, greeted Sun Jiming and the arrogant man, and went downstairs, bypassing the negotiating man.
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Sun Jiming didn't have any objections to getting into the water, and responded to the inquiry with great interest. At this time, there were already many and mature methods for cooking various animal offal, and it was already considered a pretty good food.
"There are quite a lot of recipes, and I don't know where Lao Zhang is going to make them! But as long as he doesn't mess around, the taste is usually very good."
The arrogant man explained that they worked hard to bring things for him, but naturally the other party agreed to cook for them, and they didn't care much about what was done and allowed the other party to do whatever they wanted.
A few people went downstairs. The negotiating man was worried and went to the kitchen door to take a look, but he quickly ran back. He only saw the man leading the way chopping beef tendons and ran away, because he almost made Knocking Bones suspicious.
The mature man in life is entangled.
A few people chatted leisurely, time passed quickly, and soon it was lunch time, and a few people were looking forward to it but a little nervous.
Looking at the state of the man leading the way, it was obvious that he was planning to cause trouble at lunch. He was afraid that it would be something strange, but looking at the other man's confidence and persistence, he also had a little expectation.
The table is set, and there is a small reception room next to the counter, where they drink tea and brag. Together with the aisle, the tables and chairs are set up, just for everyone to eat and drink together.
The rice was served first, and then a small pot of meat, vegetables, seasonings, and soup was brought in. It was still cold, and the fresh meat, vegetables, and seasonings were not minced and mixed in the soup.
Next is a bowl of thin rice noodles or vermicelli, which have been boiled and allowed to cool, then a mixed platter of beef liver and tripe, which are all cooked, followed by hand-shredded beef jerky and puffed meat skin.
Then there was another bowl of mixed vegetables, which included shredded beef jerky, chopped peanuts, and various chopped side dishes and seasonings, but the main dish was a bit strange.
It looks a bit like Gelidium. The shape is intact and stretched out. It looks quite loose and brown and translucent. It should look quite elastic. This is probably the tree flower mentioned by the guide, because apart from the color, it is in a drier state.
It is also more relaxed and lively.
Looking at the dishes on the table, everyone was at a loss to take their chopsticks. Fortunately, the man leading the way quickly left the kitchen and took a seat. However, he did not introduce it first, but picked up a large handful of tree with his chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.
Hum.
The squinting eyes and the familiar look on his face made everyone want to take off their chopsticks directly. This guy was delayed for a long time and looked like he was about to burst into tears in the memory. In the end, this guy licked his lower lips, which can be said to be
Damn the scenery.
"This is definitely the taste of tree flowers. You can't go wrong with it. If you dare to eat it, just take your chopsticks! I guarantee you will want to swallow it with your tongue."
To his surprise, the first person to use his chopsticks was the negotiating man. He took too much, but he still took a mouthful of it and put it into his mouth.
"...How does it taste?" Sun Jiming, who was also about to use his chopsticks, quickly asked. Seeing the look of the man leading the way, his expectations were now higher than his suspicions.
"It's not that bad!" He said this, but the negotiating man took a chopstick directly from the basin, which was bigger than the leading man.
Sun Jiming was speechless! As a result, the other people moved faster, each with a chopstick head, and there were only a few feet left in the basin. This thing looked good, but it was too loose, and the basin was actually not that big.
Sun Jiming quickly swept away the last bit and put it into his mouth. It was sour and salty, but these were the flavors of the ingredients, but the main dish was crispy but not rotten, chewy but not chewy.
Although this dish has a seasoning flavor and the main dish only tastes good, its branches are shaped like corals, which can capture enough seasoning juice. Coupled with its texture, it tastes really good.
There must be more than that, but the pot couldn't fit in it. There was still a lot inside, so I quickly added another pot, only to be swept away by one person and one chopstick. After two rounds of sweeping, everyone reluctantly stopped.
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"...Sigh... If I had known this tasted so good, I should have picked it with you and brought back two sacks. It's not heavy anyway!"
The negotiating man's attitude completely changed 180 degrees, and he sighed, mumbling regrets.
"How to make this thing? I remember seeing something like this somewhere!" Sun Jiming also had the idea of finding and doing it himself, and directly asked the guide man how to do it.
"It's quite simple and not complicated. First, soak the flowers and trees to remove the dust, pick up the remaining branches and leaves, and then add the plant ash and boil it.
Boil for a period of time, take it out, wash it with cold water several times and then soak it in water for about one to two days. Change it a few times in the middle and you can cook it and eat it.
It can be cooked together with bacon and ham, or it can be mixed into a cold dish. Add some vinegar or lemon juice to the cold dish, and then get some fried and pounded sour peanuts, and it will taste very good..."
