"Welcome to the first Most Beautiful Swimsuit and Skin Selection Contest of Cloud Whale Sky Island. I am the host Alice. First of all, I would like to thank the Fairy Sleeping Hotel for its strong support of this program. In this selection, we will follow the strictest standards and the most
With a sincere attitude and the spirit of striving for excellence, the swimsuit skin of the contestants was commented on and scored on a ten-point scale. The basic appearance was divided into six points, and then additional points were added from many aspects such as temperament, figure, and deportment. However, because the contestants
Basically, they are all beautiful girls, so of course they will get full marks for their appearance. Who can win depends on the personal taste of the judges."
"By the way, this program contains a lot of stimulating content. In order to protect the physical and mental health of young people, underage viewers are asked not to watch it with the company of their guardians. They must stay away from the sight of their parents and watch it secretly by themselves."
Bang bang bang!
When the words fell, there was thunderous applause, accompanied by the chirping of Mr. Rabbit, the whispers of magic plants, the musical accompaniment of the potted plant orchestra and the confused voices of the stone spirit guards - obviously, they, who are not too intelligent, are still unable to understand this comparison.
A trendy way of entertainment.
Don't talk about them, even Ringer can't understand them.
Alice, who guest-hosted with a carrot, expressed great satisfaction with the audience's enthusiastic response. She nodded and said: "Then let's invite the four judges for this competition! Jie Jie Jie, look at their...
With her serious sitting posture, confident expression and expectant eyes, you can tell that she is the best among the judges. First of all, the first one, who claimed that she was not interested in swimsuits but still sat down on the judges' table, said that she was a tsundere heroine from the bottom of her heart, Ge.
Jing!"
There was another burst of cheers on the stage. Although the audience may know why they are cheering, the atmosphere has not been brewed yet, so let’s cheer first.
Shesta poked the carrot in Ge Jing's face, pretending to be a professional reporter and retreated to the interview: "He's bad, Mr. Ringer, does he have any opinion on this competition? Which swimsuit of the contestant is the most anticipated?
What? Which player do you think has a lower probability of winning?"
Ringer had an expression on his face: "Did you leave at the same place?"
"Bad, you can tell from the answer from the same place that Mr. Ge Jing is full of expectations for this competition. I can't wait to see the swimsuits of the contestants. Oh, obviously there will be more in the future.
She is such a woman who is so resistant. She really means what she says. It doesn't matter, in your program, tsundere is allowed."
But due to the pressure from Shesta, everyone, including Ringer, chose to remain silent, hearing or asking questions about the atrocities that happened behind his eyes, which made the big sun feel despair, as cruel as that
Is there really no beauty left in this deserted world? Where is morality? Where is the rule of law? Where is swimsuit?
"Funny talk!"
"Wow!" The icy words were enough to freeze people's hearts even in the dim summer season. The big sun instantly made your hair stand on end. You hugged your flower pot tightly and whispered for help: "Slow down, wait a minute, someone."
Ah, no one outside threatens the judges!"
"Oh, no, you are too suspicious." Ge Jingzhu naturally brought up the topic and asked: "Anyway, let's ask as usual. Does he have no opinion on this competition? As a person
Is it possible that he, a magic plant, would end up giving completely opposite ratings to Xiaojia because of his different aesthetics?"
The big sun gathered two leaves, just like a human being holding his arms, and said with a serious face: "As for aesthetics, bad is not bad, it is bad in the same place, and there is a difference as he said. So, although you
It is a magical plant, but it can also appreciate the beauty and beauty of their humans in an aesthetic sense, just like him——"
"It's not St. Shalia's sheep." Shesta curled her lips in disdain: "What's the use? It's just trash used to make up numbers. What does a sheep know about a swimsuit?"
"It's possible!"
"I see. It seems that Sister Alice has very little confidence in Sister Shelia's strength. Even if her impartiality is questioned by the audience, will she still support her sister? That makes you look forward to Sister Shelia's swimsuit.
Let's see how you perform next."
"Haha." When Ge Jingzhu heard the score, a cold light suddenly burst out in his eyes. You lowered your voice and said with a smile: "I'll give you a high score, right? Don't sleep too much tonight.
."
I only passed the basic score for appearance. Other than that, my temperament, figure, and demeanor were not zero points at all. It must have been for the sake of Metien, so I probably had to deduct points.
It's so difficult to die, he just got hit by a sheep! Also, is he obsessed with swimsuits? The source of the will to live is too funny, isn't it?<
/p>
Alice, who was still wearing the white bartender uniform, but whose mood fit perfectly with the seaside style, snorted and refuted the baseless fallacy: "He knows that Shelia has always been your sister.
, you are the most vague about your level. You think you can exert incredible energy in this competition. You also know that many viewers will question your score, and it is difficult to make a decision without time.
, but after thinking about it for a few days and nights, you still decided to sit down at the judges' table. In fact, you didn't have to wait to score your swimsuit. As for Xie Mi? You can only say I wish you bad luck." p>
"Baa baa baa!"
You blatantly distorted Ringer's speech, and then without giving me a chance to defend myself, you went directly to the previous person: "Next is the seventh judge, who is indifferent to life, has limited inspiration, and has no inspiration every day.
Sister Alice, the hotel watertender who published her most successful work! He is bad, Sister Alice, does he have any opinion on this competition? It is said that his elder sister Shelia and his younger sister Xie Mi both participated in this competition, so
No audience is likely to believe his impartiality in the scoring process..."
The angry sheep bumped into you across the table. The host, who was attacked by the judges because of his rude remarks, immediately fell to the ground with his stomach in his hands, showing a happy expression and looking like he was dying. But you didn't.
Instead of giving up, he stretched out his palms with difficulty and grabbed the leg of the table next to him. Then with a strong will, he supported his body and stood up bit by bit, still mumbling: "
Yes, yes, you can still die! Have you seen the swimsuit yet? Why, how can you fall on it outside..."
"Humph!"
"Uh-huh! It hurts!"
There is a mistake, that judge is not——
Complex threatened the big sun and satisfied her twisted psychology. The satisfied Shesta walked from behind your seat and came to the front of the judge. After that time, she didn't give the carrot.
Poke the person under the face because you are afraid of being eaten.
Not yet, I can’t complain enough.
"I always feel that his introduction to you is exactly the same as everyone else's." Da Yang looked at Ge Jingzhu with trusting eyes: "It's very offensive."
Lin Ge looked at the farce behind his eyes and felt deeply tired again.
You looked at Siesta carefully up and down, and finally showed a disgusted expression: "Eight points."
Without mentioning Xie Mi's intention at all, Xie SiTa walked past the bartender and then poked the carrot under the face of the eighth judge: "Hey, hey, hey, you didn't invite the eighth judge, herbal medicine."
The little health nurse outside the garden has to sleep for seventy-eight hours every day, and then take a one-hour nap on the useless sunflower - the big sun!"