The tractor seemed to have let out three giant loud farts, and then it began to tremble suddenly, causing the flesh on my face to tremble. Zhuo Jing sat next to me with his lips tightly pursed, his expression looking as ugly as possible.
It's actually quite funny, especially when I see Zhuo Jing sitting in the bucket behind the tractor, and with his slightly aggrieved and disgusted face, I find this scene to be so beautiful.
Basically from the moment he got on the tractor, I was laughing wildly in my heart. Fortunately, with the shaking of the tractor, he didn't see that my shoulders were shaking because I couldn't hold back the laughter.
As soon as the tractor started to drive, black smoke came out from the exhaust pipe at the back. Zhuo Jing became uneasy and turned to his cousin to remind him: "There is smoke."
The cousin didn't respond. Maybe it was because the noise was too loud. He didn't hear it at all and just drove the car swaying by himself.
Zhuo Jing cleared his throat and gritted his teeth as he looked at my smiling eyes. Just as he was about to open his mouth, his cousin instantly increased the power and watched as a stream of black smoke blew into Zhuo Jing's mouth along with the wind.
He started coughing instantly. Only then did his cousin hear the sound. He looked back at us and shouted, "Are you okay? My tractor is old and the engine is burning a little oil. Please keep your mouth shut."
Otherwise, it will all go into your mouth! If you have anything to say, let’s go home and chat!!!”
I reached out and patted Zhuo Jing's back, "Are you okay?"
Zhuo Jing had enough of coughing and reached out to cover my mouth. Then he covered his own mouth with one hand, as if he had already suffered a loss if he stopped talking.
I suppressed a smile and looked at him. The tractor drove farther and farther, and finally we ended up on some country roads, with corn fields next to them. They were quite similar to my family. There were a lot of ditches and bumps, and my buttocks couldn't control their movements, and they were heavy.
It fell so painfully that I couldn't help it.
Looking at Zhuo Jing again, maybe it was something he carried in his bones. He didn't want his expression to be as ferocious as I showed, but he also looked uncomfortable even when he was holding on. Finally, he suddenly pulled me onto his leg.
Above: "If you sit here, it won't hurt as much."
My cousin actually turned back and glanced at us at this moment: "Oh, it's not okay to sit like this. It's not safe. Mr. Ma, if you bear with me a little longer, we'll be home soon."
I glanced at Zhuo Jing helplessly. Just as I was about to move my butt, Zhuo Jing refused to let go: "It hurts too much to sit on it. Don't worry, just hold on and it'll be fine."
I couldn't resist him, so I could only do it by myself. Anyway, it was much better than sitting down like that. Although my cousin had specially spread the quilt, when I opened it, my buttocks were numb, and I didn't dare.
Imagine what Zhuo Jing looks like now, with me sitting underneath him, he must be unconscious.
When we arrived at a gate, my cousin turned off the tractor, and I suddenly felt like I was reborn. Oh my god, this is the most painful tractor ride I have ever had.
"Oh my God, this young man is so brave. He sat back like this. How dangerous it is. Come on, come on, come down quickly. If you press him like that, his legs will definitely not be able to bear it!" My cousin said anxiously.
, held my hand and helped me get off the tractor.
"Xiao Zhuo, can you still do it? I can't feel your legs. Please slow down and knock." My cousin looked at Zhuo Jing with some worry, then looked at me: "Mr. Ma, you
I feel sorry for your partner, I really can’t bear to pressure him like that."
I didn't expect it to be so serious. I looked at Zhuo Jing and stretched out his hand: "Is your leg okay?"
"It's okay." Zhuo Jing replied lightly, then slowly bent his legs and looked at his cousin: "Cousin, let me give you a suggestion. Firstly, this car is not environmentally friendly, and secondly, it makes a lot of noise.
Third, the shock absorption is very bad. Can I change the car?"
But my cousin suddenly laughed: "This guy looks like he's from the city. It's his first time riding. The tractor has no shock absorbers. Alas, it's all my fault. You two have suffered. Come on, I'll help you get off."
car."
When Zhuo Jing came down, his legs were still shaking unconsciously. I muttered in a low voice, feeling a little distressed and guilty: "My butt bumps up and down, and you won't be able to survive if you get squeezed out again."
He glanced at me and then put his mouth to my ear: "That's different. My legs are fine. Don't you have hemorrhoids?"
I was speechless for a moment and rolled my eyes at him: "I didn't!"
"What's up? There's a quarrel now. Mr. Ma, don't quarrel with your partner. It's all my fault. When it's time to leave, I will send you on four wheels. The one who is not so bumpy." The cousin looked at him with a look of regret.
’s succession.
My face instantly turned red: "My cousin is fine, there was no quarrel, we were just joking."
My cousin laughed twice: "Ah, we are playing, I don't understand. I am old and out of date. My children say they have no common language with me." As he said that, he stepped forward.
Open the door.
I think Cousin Xiaoke is a very nice person. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I grew up in a rural area. When I see him, I feel very kind. He seems to be a particularly good neighbor uncle in our village. "Cousin, your name is
Just me, Jiaolong, is fine. Don’t call me sir, it doesn’t have to be so formal.”
The cousin nodded, took off the lock, reached in and slowly opened the door: "Hey, Jiaolong, come on, come in." After saying that, he opened the courtyard door directly.
When I looked over, my first reaction was that my cousin’s yard was really big and spacious. It was no exaggeration to say that it was almost as big as a basketball court. It was a lot bigger than my grandma’s yard. No wonder they were called a wealthy family.
This can be seen.
The second reaction was surprise, because the door to my cousin's house was locked from the outside, and I thought there was no one at home. When he opened the door, I saw clearly that there was a person lying on the ground, a woman with disheveled hair.
, lying on the ground, those who didn’t know thought something happened to her and fainted, but her body was still twisting from time to time, as if she was lazily basking in the sun.
"Liping, why are you lying on the ground again!!"
As soon as my cousin saw the woman lying on the ground, he rushed forward anxiously and helped her up: "The ground is so dirty, what are you doing lying on the ground!!"
The woman raised her head with a dull expression and looked at her cousin: "I'm cold. I just feel comfortable lying down like this. If you ask me to lie down for a while, I'll get up."
I knew without even thinking that this woman was the one I needed to serve.
I frowned and took a few steps forward. I looked at the woman carefully. Her face was pale, her eyes were straight, and her eyeballs moved upward. As a result, a lot of the whites of her eyes were exposed, especially the skin lines on her exposed arms and legs.
Rough, piece by piece, it looks like irregular multi-square pieces spliced together.
I have seen this kind of skin, called snake skin. It is neither painful nor itchy. It is mostly inherited. It exists in our village. It is generally not serious in summer, but a lot of white flakes appear in winter. Medically, it is called ichthyosis.
It's just that on women, it looks harder from the outside and is also very black. It's like wearing a layer of iron armor on the exposed skin of the arms and legs, which makes it uncomfortable to look at. (To be continued)