Xiaobei was completely shocked. She looked at me and her voice trembled: "You, you, are you a boy or a girl?"
I snorted coldly, with a bit of pretense, and said, "Go back and tell Sun Jiji that not only can my blood ward off evil spirits, but even my urine is a natural yin and yang that you can't imagine!!!"
Now that I have urinated and defecated everywhere, I had nothing to hide in front of Xiaobei, and I couldn't see anything if I covered Xiaobei with my hands in front of me, but it would definitely scare her.
Well, how can that woman stand and pee like a man?! Of course, if this Xiaobei still insists that I am just a pure 'woman' with neutral behavior, I guarantee that she will try it secretly when she goes back.
Pull a leg.
Xiaobei took a step back slightly: "You are a pervert!!"
I sneered "ha": "I'm just playing with you, otherwise you wouldn't know the mountains are high and the rivers are dangerous!!!" After saying that, I shouted: "Zongbao, get the incense!!!"
Zong Bao then turned around, but when he ran over to give me the incense, he took a special look at my masterpiece, cleared his throat with a meaningful look in his eyes, and whispered: "It looks like clear water, but the color is wrong."
I rolled my eyes at him, didn't bother to talk to him and just quickly lit the incense, silently chanting, "Jiaolong begs the old fairy to come to you!!"
When Xiaobei saw this, he put his middle finger into his mouth again, and while looking at me, he shouted to Master, come quickly!!
I saw a flash of yellow light, and then my body trembled, the corners of my mouth curved, and I let out a laugh of "Jie Jie Jie..." Erlang raised his legs, his butt directly hung in the air and sat down, pulling his sharp lips.
The voice spoke slowly: "Who is doing evil here?"
Xiaobei looked at me with horror, leaning against the wall tightly, "You, you..."
Looking at Xiao Bei, I knew clearly that Sun Jiji didn't come this time. He probably knew that my fairy family had arrived, so I was afraid to let Xiao Bei face it directly.
Zong Bao took a step forward and glared at Xiao Bei: "Huang Daxian'er has not knelt down yet!!"
Xiaobei has been frightened to death by my current appearance. Either normal people would be frightened when they see me like this. Who can sit in the air with legs crossed like this without any effort? Moreover, my voice and demeanor have all changed. She still can't invite me.
Sun Jiji is definitely afraid.
"You, don't scare people there anymore, I, I'm not afraid!!!"
Hey, I really want to say something to Xiao Bei, I really respect you for being a man. Ever since I was a child, I have never seen anyone dare to talk to my old Xian'er like this.
Sure enough, as soon as her words fell, I immediately became angry. To be precise, it was Old Xian'er who was angry, and I was just a carrier for Old Xian'er at the moment: "You bastard! How dare this little girl even act in front of me?
presumptuous!!"
I gave a sharp shout, then raised my hand and slapped him, and Xiaobei said "Wow"! With a loud voice, his face was thrown to the side, and his hair flew up. According to common sense, I was standing in the office.
In the middle position, and Xiaobei was standing at the door. There was at least seven or eight meters between us. Even if I were a gibbon, I couldn't hit her, but I slapped her so lightly that it seemed to give her a shocking shock.
The big-eared thunder child, whose hair was swung around in a very sexy way, jumped up two or three meters away, then wiped the wall and sat on the ground, with his hair scattered in front of his head like a female ghost, as if he was being beaten by me.
Shadowless Palm beat him to half a disability.
To be honest, it’s not that cool——
Lao Xian'er is not someone you can just invite. The right time and place depends on whether Lao Xian'er is willing to come, so this time is not an ordinary success. When I see Xiaobei like this, I feel very satisfied, but my expression is still the same.
He was extremely serious and cold: "Do you know you are wrong!!!"
Xiaobei put her hands on the floor and her body was shaking violently. If it were an ordinary person, she would be scared to death. After all, the "slap in the face" trick was enough to show her how powerful it was. I
I thought she would definitely kowtow, but I didn't expect that she suddenly got up, swayed and ran towards the door. She kept straining on the door handle and cried out "嘤嘤嘤"
Voice.
"Want to run?!"
All her psychological activities seemed to be unfolding in front of my eyes. I watched her indifferently struggling with the doorknob in vain. I knew clearly in my heart that if this matter was not resolved today, she would not leave the door.
.
Xiaobei collapsed immediately. She raised her face and looked at me sharply: "What else do you want!!"
I was really shocked by her. Her face was swollen as if she had gained over 50 pounds, and her voice sounded like she was shouting a piece of candy. It sounded very unclear.
But the Xian'er in me got angry: "Stubborn!!" She yelled angrily, then jumped up and ran straight in front of Xiaobei. Xiaobei was so frightened that she instinctively stretched out her hand to push me, but I grabbed her by the arm.
Finger: "With evil intentions, you are not worthy of being a Taoist!"
With a slight exertion, I heard a subtle 'crack' in the air, followed immediately by Xiaobei's scream on his back: "Ah!!!!!!"
The previously broken middle finger followed her upturned face and was directly enlightened from the Tianling Cap to the human heart, "If your yin and yang roots are broken, if you dare to enter the Tao again, your life will be at risk!!"
Xiaobei slid directly along the wall to the ground, covering his finger that I had broken, with a face full of pain.
“Light up the incense!!!!”
I was startled for a moment, looking at the stretched out hand, but I didn't understand what the old Xian'er meant by lighting incense.
Zong Bao seemed to have a clear mind, and directly lit seven incense sticks and handed them to me. I immediately shouted: "Seven stars are capped, please be alert!!"
I instantly understood Lao Xian'er's intention. He was really angry. He wanted Xiao Bei to remember clearly the wrong detour he had taken for the rest of his life!
Xiaobei seemed to know what I was going to do with the incense. Tears welled up in his eyes, and his voice changed tone: "Jiaolong, I was wrong. I beg you, no, no..."
I saw that the head of the incense was about to be burned on her face, and my heart softened. I knelt down on the ground, holding the incense firmly in my hand and resisting Old Xian'er's strength: "Jiaolong, please be kind to Huang Xian'er, Xiaobei."
It is true that one should be punished, but the cutting off of yin and yang is considered punishment. The seven stars are one point, the yin and yang are two ways. How can Xiaobei see people? Old Xianer is a kind-hearted person who practices Taoism. Jiaolong has seen that he has never used such a heavy hand in the past twenty years.
I’m afraid that Old Xian’er will be criticized by others in the future, so please think again!”
The strength in my hand suddenly relaxed, and I heard a low sigh coming from my ear: "Jiaolong, I have been waiting for you for eighteen years to accept your order, just to pave the way for you to become a great weapon in the future, but in the human world
Suffering, how can it be done with one heart? If you have compassion in your heart, I will naturally comfort you... That's all. Since it is your body, I will help you here. Jiaolong, remember, you should eradicate those who encounter evil spirits, otherwise you will leave disaster.
In this world, harming others and yourself——" (To be continued)