I did drink too much that night, and my cousin and Zong Bao also drank too much. I didn't bother to ask about the 'fourth aunt' that Xiao Tao had seen, and everyone helped me follow my cousin.
And as soon as my cousin came home, her head hit the pillow and she fell asleep.
Zong Bao's body is quite capable of curing hangovers. He went out early in the morning to help seal the manhole covers with red paper. When I got up, my head still felt heavy, my limbs felt weak, and I felt dizzy wherever I looked. If I hadn't looked at
As the wedding ceremony was about to begin, I really had the urge to sleep one more morning. It was so uncomfortable that I couldn't do it.
I was so dizzy when I went on stage to speak. When I came down, I forgot what I said. I vaguely remembered talking about having a baby soon. All I could think about was that the ceremony was over and I had to go back and take a nap.
Otherwise it would be dangerous to drive like this.
My cousin felt guilty when he saw that I looked bad: "Jiaolong, it's all my fault. My cousin was so happy last night that I made more for you. Come on, have some hot tea."
After the banquet started, my cousin didn't dare to persuade me to drink. He kept pouring tea for me. I looked at my cousin and smiled softly: "It's okay, cousin. In fact, I didn't expect that I have such a low capacity for drinking."
, you see Zong Bao also drank too much, he didn’t have any problems after taking a nap.”
Zong Bao didn't feel any discomfort at all. For the first time, he looked more energetic than me. When I mentioned it, he just looked at me expressionlessly and continued to eat with big mouthfuls of food. This gave me
Envious and jealous.
My cousin looked at me with a very understanding look: "Jiaolong, when you drink, some people go to the liver, some go to the kidneys. If you have a bad hangover, you may have a liver attack. You should drink less in the future, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable."
After several days, this Zongbao must have lost his kidneys and excreted everything, so he is fine."
I nodded without responding, thinking to myself, no matter where it goes, just let me not feel uncomfortable now.
Just as I was thinking about it, my second aunt came over directly and whispered next to me: "Jiaolong, why are you still following the gift?"
When my cousin heard what Second Aunt said, he looked at me in surprise: "You're welcome, Jiaolong."
On the contrary, I was a little dazed. I looked at my second aunt and my cousin and smiled: "Yeah, isn't it normal to follow the gift?" I came to attend someone else's wedding and I didn't buy anything.
That’s nice to say but not nice to hear!
"Tsk! You kid! Just come here. You are invited here as a distinguished guest. You have to lose face by coming. How can you still follow the gift? Second sister-in-law, you will finish your work and pay for the gift later.
Give it to Jiaolong!" The cousin immediately became anxious and immediately told his second aunt.
The second aunt nodded: "Yes, I know I can't accept Jiaolong's gift, but I still accepted a thousand and one yuan. How can we return such a big gift? Jiaolong, we don't want the gift money. Just do what you want."
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"Second aunt."
I raised my eyes and looked at her: "I'm very happy that you treat me as your own family member. I congratulate Xiaotao on finding a daughter-in-law who is one from a thousand. Just don't think it's too little. There's still some gift money."
The reason for withdrawing is that if you withdraw, it will really be a slap in my face."
"Jiaolong, you are far away. We have a gift account in the countryside, and we have to pay it back at that time. How long do I have to pay you back?"
The second aunt looked at me with some embarrassment, and then sighed: "There are also those reporters who came to eat. I just asked them to come and follow the excitement, and they also followed the courtesy. Oh, what about you city people?
There are so many things to pay attention to, it makes me feel embarrassed!"
"reporter?"
I looked at my second aunt and was startled: "Why did Xiaotao invite reporters to her wedding?" Is the ostentation so grand?
"Oh, it's that TV station that has some exploration program. Those people have been here for almost half a month, and they live in the old house before ours, so I think it's quite hard for them to go up the mountain every day. Isn't that right?
When Xiao Tao got married, I asked them to come over and have some fun together, but who knows, they all responded with the gift, how can I return the favor?"
The second aunt said, and looked at her cousin anxiously: "Third brother, why don't you go and tell me, return the money to others, aren't they also earning wages? Don't look back and find no savages, are you trying to help me?"
The money is here, and we feel bad about it."
Savage?
I frowned, are there any savages here?
But before I could say anything, my cousin looked at the second aunt and waved his hand: "Okay, you go and do other things first. We'll talk about the gift later. Let Jiaolong eat here first, and we can talk about goodbye after eating."
of."
"Hey, okay, Jiaolong, you can eat first." The second aunt patted me on the shoulder, and then told me: "The second aunt will not accept this gift, you are too outspoken."
As soon as the second aunt left, I looked at my cousin and said directly: "Cousin, if the second aunt insists on paying me back the money, then I will be really angry. This is my intention. Do you want to take it back?"
Does it make sense?"
"Oh, you are a child. It is popular in our rural areas to give gifts, but they usually come and go frequently. If you have something to do, he will go and give you some money, but he will return it after a short time. Every family has an account. You
If you don’t have any debt, why do you do whatever you want?”
I looked at my cousin with a serious face and said, "Cousin, this is not an account, this is a matter of affection."
The cousin then sighed: "Okay, I won't be stubborn with you kid anymore. If you insist not to take it back, then your second aunt will definitely have to go when you get married."
I smiled. Although I thought it was impossible, I looked at my cousin and nodded: "Okay, then let the second aunt wait until I get married to bring me the gift money. Let's not talk about it now.
Already."
My cousin could only nod: "Hey, you kid, you don't know what to say to me."
I pursed my lips and smiled, and moved closer to my cousin, with a trustworthy look on my face: "Cousin, why are there still savages in our village? Why are all the reporters from the Discovery Program of the TV station here?
"
The cousin was holding the wine glass with a look of surprise: "A few days ago, the forest patrol found some strange footprints on the mountain. There were blood, chicken feathers, etc. next to it. I don't know why the TV station heard about it.
When I got the letter, a few reporters from the Discovery program came to take pictures and interview me. They asked me if there was anything wrong with me recently. I have been living here all my life. If there is anything wrong with me recently, it was
Just two chickens were lost at home for no reason, and then they settled in. At first they said there were wild Siberian tigers, then they said the footprints were wrong, and finally all the savages came out, it was just nonsense. If there are savages in our mountains, then
I have returned to society a long time ago. Even the reporters themselves said that this is just a gimmick. In fact, I can't find anything, just to do a few programs and be done with it."
"Why is the chicken missing?"
"Hey, yellow leather quilt, this is a common thing."
As my cousin said, he looked at me and lowered his voice slightly: "But don't say it, this yellow-skinned boy is quite powerful this time. I heard that there are few chickens in our village who have not been harmed. You
No matter how high the chicken cage is, it can still go in and it won't be empty. If you don't steal the chicken, it will harm the ducks and geese. I don't like to think about that. Come to think of it, it's really weird.