I'm really convinced that she was able to pull off a "fear of crime and abscond". My fourth aunt's attitude is that she wants to "dominate the world". If she wanted to escape, she wouldn't be so blatant!
Not to mention, this Xiao Liu, you can see that he is a little bit pretentious in his speech and likes to use some professional terms, as if he is afraid that others will not know that he is the 'patron saint of the people', but as soon as he follows
Sanlin and his cousin also know their seniority quite well when they talk. Uncle Lin, the name of Sanshu is also quite pleasant. Therefore, from this point of view, I am not very disgusted with him, at least not really.
Pretending, if you really pretend, it will be very annoying.
"No, Xiao Liu, what's the situation now? Didn't the fourth aunt get seriously ill once before? The village issued a death certificate, but later, the fourth aunt faked the corpse."
My cousin explained with some difficulty that the timing is indeed a problem. Most people have heard of people who fake corpses at that time. Who would have thought that the person who can eat and chat is actually a corpse?
"The corpse was faked. When did it happen? Who saw it and who can testify?"
Xiao Liu immediately opened his mouth, and after finishing speaking, he frowned again: "That's not right, Xiao Tao of my second uncle's family is getting married today, and I went to catch the gift, and I also saw my fourth aunt eating at the table.
, What kind of corpse are you trying to deceive, Third Uncle, this is a harmonious society, stop talking nonsense and spreading superstition here."
"Xiao Liu, who can use this to deceive people? Go back and ask these folks, what happened to the fourth aunt! She bites whoever she catches without saying anything, and her face is bloody. That's so skillful
There's no limit to it. She climbed up the tall wall of our house in just a moment. Xiao Liu, you have to know that even a good young man can't climb up. She's an old lady in her seventies or eighties!"
Sanlin said anxiously next to him, and pointed at his musket: "I just saw my wife biting her leg, so I came out with this, and then she bit her tongue and refused to let it go. What?
It was useless to pull her, so I was so anxious that I fired a shot, and then she let go of her mouth. Then my wife bit off such a big piece of flesh, it hurts to look at her!"
Xiao Liu looked at San Lin but his expression became slightly serious: "Uncle Lin, you still fired?? I said I heard a bang in the office just now. I thought someone was setting off a firecracker at night! It turned out to be
You fired the gun, Uncle Lin, do you know how dangerous this thing is? You are going to break the law!"
Sanlin suddenly realized that he was talking nonsense, and looked at Xiao Liu with helpless eyes: "I didn't open her mouth, and your aunt was so hurt that she almost fainted. I was just trying to scare her and hit her."
As for the one who hit the foot, let’s not talk about the hit or miss. She didn’t do anything wrong at all. She just ran out. The person I hit was not a person! No, the person I hit was already dead! That’s not right.
It doesn’t matter what I hit, she’s fine!”
Xiao Liu's face turned cold: "Uncle Lin, you can't say nonsense. I have lived for more than thirty years and I have never seen anyone scamming corpses, let alone anyone who scams corpses on a living person.
"
"This is true. The husband is there. If you don't believe it, just ask him!" Seeing that he couldn't explain clearly, Sanlin pointed directly at me: "She was specially invited by your third uncle. This is a woman."
Understand people!"
The cousin on the side also nodded repeatedly: "Xiao Liu, this matter is definitely not as simple as you think. Science cannot explain it. The fourth aunt is really a fake corpse. We haven't told a lie!"
Xiao Liu looked directly at me. Maybe it was because of his profession. I was a little disgusted by the way he looked carefully from top to bottom. I cleared my throat slightly and stretched out my hand: "Hello, Officer Liu, I am
It’s Maggiore.”
He did not extend his hand, but said with a vigilant face: "You are not from our village."
"Yes, she is..."
"Cousin, I'll do it myself." My cousin was anxious to introduce me. I glanced at him, interrupted him, and looked directly at Xiao Liu openly: "I'm from Anton, and I worked with him before.
I know my cousin, and I am friends with my cousin's nephew Xiao. I came here to attend Xiao Tao's wedding. By coincidence, I got angry about the fourth aunt. The rest, Officer Liu, you have seen.
Already."
Xiao Liu's eyes were still staring at me. Seeing that my hand was still in front of him, he shook my hand symbolically, then reached out and scratched his chin: "It's the fourth aunt you told them about."
What about grandma’s corpse fraud?”
I breathed out softly: "Of course, I said that the fourth aunt was abnormal, but the second aunt didn't believe it. Then the fourth aunt went crazy and bit the second aunt."
Erli nodded beside her and extended her hand to Xiao Liu: "Xiao Liu, look, this is what my mother bit me. I really don't know how my mother can cheat."
Dead body, I thought this was nonsense at first, but who would have thought that such a big thing would happen!"
Xiao Liu didn't answer, and seemed to be very suspicious of me: "Then can you explain why my fourth aunt was fine before, but as soon as you came here, she started to pretend to be dead and bite people."
I looked at him speechlessly: "Officer Liu, I am an outsider, and my profession is very special. It is normal for you to be curious about me, but I don't think I need to do too much about my fourth aunt.
First of all, I have no control over whether she bites people or chickens. Secondly, her skills are obvious to everyone. If you think I am bewitching my fourth aunt to deliberately let her cause commotion in the village, then I
I don’t think I need to explain anything. First of all, I can’t make an old man as dexterous as a young man. Secondly, I don’t have that ability either.”
Xiao Liu lowered his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking, but I think the posture with his arms folded was a bit like he had watched too much "Conan". He was either reasoning nonsense or just using the excuse to have fun here. After all, a year in a rural area
Maybe even a criminal case won't come out, and if it does, it's not something that the small village-level police station can deal with. It's just a matter of talking to the two of us!
"Xiao Liu, you don't need to take this matter into account, just leave it to Jiaolong. Jiaolong just said that, in just one or two days, she can handle the fourth aunt's matter."
My cousin looked at Xiao Liu and directly advised him: "Don't spread this kind of thing. Outsiders don't know what's going on. It can easily cause riots. Even if it doesn't cause riots or anything, the impact will not be good. We still have to
If you can minimize things, try to minimize them."
"Third uncle, do you think this is a trivial matter."
Xiao Liu looked directly at his cousin: "My job is to protect the security and peace of our village. Now such a big thing has happened. Although I haven't figured it out yet, how could it be so vague? And, you
She also said that it would be left to a certain gentleman to handle the matter. She said it was just a gentleman. How could you believe it so much? And these fellow villagers, how could you just believe her words? This is ignorance! Wait a minute.
Well, I dare say that if you believe her more and more, she will definitely come up with a plan to save you money and avoid disasters! Is it easy for you to make some money, just like that..."
"Xiao Liu, Jiaolong is not that kind of person! You are talking about someone else, but it is definitely not Jiaolong. Two years ago we..." My cousin was anxious to defend me, but Xiao Liu raised his hand and interrupted him.
"Uncle Third! Don't speak yet. You have been brainwashed now. This is pathetic! Please listen to what I have to say first!"
The more Xiao Liu talked, the more excited he became. He licked his slightly protruding belly, and foam formed at the corner of his mouth as he spoke——
"Uncle San, fellow villagers! This is the 21st century. I go door to door to publicize you every day. I just hope you understand that there are no ghosts or gods in this world. We don't want to encounter any abnormality.
The phenomenon is classified as a corpse scammer. We must believe in science. There is nothing in this world that science cannot explain, let alone some charlatans. Remember, our village has always been a peaceful and peaceful small village, and,
These policemen in our village police station are the full-time personnel who protect the people's safety, property safety and combat crime in our village. You must believe me, believe me..."
"Help!! Oh my god! Help!!!"
Xiao Liu was talking indignantly, wishing to expose me directly as a liar who deceives the world with his monstrous words. Who knew that there was a scream from far outside the entrance of the courtyard of my cousin's house? It must have been very far away.
It was far away, but he could hear it clearly. It can be seen how loud the sound was. There was a commotion among the villagers in the yard. Sanlin directly picked up his own gun: "Here it comes again! It must be the fourth aunt who wants to bite someone again."
!!Quickly, close the door, close the door!!!”
"No need to close the door! I just happened to go out and take a look! By the way, I also want to let you know that there is no phenomenon of pretending to bite people in this world! Don't listen to some people's nonsense! Wait until I finish this matter first, and then
Help the folks break through her mask!"
As Xiao Liu spoke, he walked toward the door with an awe-inspiring look on his face. All the folks in the yard crowded together and moved collectively to the door corner of the cousin's barn. No one followed him out. This is called a day.
Being bitten by a snake, I have been afraid of well ropes for ten years, and the person who suffered the loss is a person like Officer Liu who does not know the heights of heaven and earth. He is no match for my cousin. At least my cousin should be scientific and civil. After all, our Chinese culture is broad and profound.
The most important thing as a human being is to learn to brainstorm ideas, and you also have to be flexible. You can't just say something that you haven't encountered before and just ignore it.
It was good for Officer Liu, but he went straight into the dead end. He had to run into it himself, and then he answered those words——
Are you convinced?
...is convinced.
Thinking about it, I am not vague at all. Although it is uncomfortable to be called a liar, I have heard such words since I was a child.
The fourth aunt's pillow quickly followed. If there was any unknown situation, inexperienced people like him who didn't know how to be afraid would be the most dangerous. (To be continued)