Xu Gang helplessly wiped the sweat from his head, "Master Li, that's not what I meant. I think you are quite tired from chatting with Lord Yama these past two days, so I won't bother you anymore."
What do you say about this thing? There are a lot of liars in our industry, and sometimes they are mostly half-truths and half-falsies. So even if he gives you a bad impression and you think he is incompetent, as long as the victim invites you,
I was so dissatisfied afterwards that I had to offer all the good things about the red envelope. This business is too mysterious, and everyone is afraid of being spoiled behind their backs, especially in a country like the countryside where there is no shortage of weird things in the countryside, so Xu Gang’s attitude
It was understandable. In Xu Gang's eyes, regardless of whether he was a liar or not, he had to send this god away.
Only then did the young man surnamed Li feel that Xu Gang had handed him enough of the red envelope. He took the red envelope reluctantly, opened it and glanced at it, and continued to speak without saltiness: "I can tell you
You, your daughter-in-law, I have to wake up for three days, and it’s not even three days yet. You’ve disrupted my rhythm, and if you can’t wake up, it has nothing to do with me.”
Zong Bao whispered from the side: "You shouldn't give red envelopes and keep people awake for three days to see what he said."
I didn't answer, I just hummed in my heart. This kind of thing is definitely not uncommon in rural areas. Zong Bao still saw too few charlatans. Now that he has come out to be a charlatan, he must have thought of all aspects.
It's normal to not wake up for three days. According to his method, you can make up any excuses such as "The Lord of Hell is in a bad mood" and then call for three days, then add money, and call again. If the point is correct, the person wakes up, credit
He accepted it, and if he memorized it, he would die, and he would say that he tried his best, and the final result was that the money was not wasted. You can't say that you are not a good person, because he has been fooling you for a long time, which can be regarded as his best effort.
Yeah, this is one of the reasons why there are so many scammers out there.
But what is difficult is that fake onmyojis are the hardest to expose. This profession is not like a thief who holds his wrist while he is stealing. Everyone will know he is a thief. The liar is just a mouth, as long as someone believes it.
, then he can lie. This is why some cults throughout the ages make you think they are very nonsense, but some people believe it. The helplessness of being a human being is also here. You know some things clearly, but you can't change anything, because you
You can't change everyone's minds, so all you can do is make yourself feel guilty.
"Yes, yes, Master Li definitely tried his best." Xu Gang still said good things, and turned around and took my hand: "Jiaolong, please hurry into the house and take a look."
"Uncle, why don't you sing?"
While we were talking, Xu Linlin walked out of the room. I was stunned again. If her voice hadn't been so familiar, I wouldn't have recognized the person in front of me. Except for those eyes, I could vaguely distinguish Xu Linlin's shadow.
That face was completely remade!
"Who is he?" Zong Bao whispered in my ear and asked, "The voice sounds so familiar."
Without changing my expression, I replied softly: "Linda."
"Who? I've seen Linda before. She doesn't look like this. She's had plastic surgery."
Zong Bao looked at me in disbelief and asked. I chuckled softly: "She is disguised."
In fact, she used to be very beautiful, with delicate features and delicate features, but now she looks exactly like a snake. Did the so-called celebrities have their faces done by a plastic surgeon? There is no recognition at all!
Xu Linlin looked at me and frowned. It could be seen that her eyes had probably been crying for a while, and were slightly red, "Ma Jiaolong?"
"Yes, it's Jiaolong. Someone said they saw Jiaolong just now. Linlin, your mother is saved. Let her go in and see your mother quickly!!"
Xu Gang didn't ask me to speak. He looked at Xu Linlin and opened her mouth to reply anxiously. Xu Linlin still stood there and didn't move. Instead, she slowly raised the corners of her mouth while looking at me, still wearing the familiar look of a soft smile: "Jiao."
Dragon is very famous now. I heard that Feng Shui is favored by wealthy businessmen in Hong Kong. Can you condescend to come to our place and show it to my mother?"
Xu Gang let out a 'tsk', "Linlin, don't you need to say this? Jiaolong has already come over, right? Please let her go in and show your mother."
Although Xu Linlin's face changed, her hypocrisy didn't change at all. She looked at me and turned sideways: "Don't I want to thank Jiaolong? Jiaolong, my mother's business is nothing.
please."
Guess she knows the truth, if you hadn't invited me here for Uncle Xu's sake, I wouldn't have come. I thought to myself, ignored her, raised my feet and prepared to follow Uncle Xu into the house. I have to say, this started from the moment we entered the yard.
It was really an eye-opener. First, when I entered the house, I was drunk by a charlatan who was working for the Lord of Hell. Then I was tricked by Xu Linlin and turned into a real person. After that, before I even entered the house,
I saw an acquaintance again——
"Sister Lin, Auntie, she just slapped her twice again! Come in and take a look!!"
This is really a "surprise along the way". I don't want to be too familiar with the little girl who came out and pulled Xu Linlin into the house with a worried look on her face. She turned out to be Xiao Bei!
Xiaobei was obviously startled when he saw me, but he didn't say much, as if he didn't recognize me. Instead, he pulled Xu Linlin and walked quickly into the house. I didn't think it was inappropriate. After all, my relationship with Xiaobei is quite complicated.
Yes, I am the one who cut off her yin and yang roots. It’s good to pretend that I don’t know her. Otherwise, I wouldn’t know what to say. I just didn’t expect that she would hang out with Xu Linlin after she stopped dating Xu Meijin.
I followed them directly into the house and saw another familiar person. Needless to say, this was the short fat man with the word "Qian Bian" written all over his body. He looked like he couldn't open his eyes after being beaten by Zong Bao.
It’s still fresh in my mind. It’s not like enemies never meet again. I can think of his virtue in saying that he wants to kill someone as soon as he speaks. As soon as he saw me and Zong Bao entering the room, he immediately stepped forward without anger: “
Hey, you two are not the ones who owe..."
"Fat! Shut up!!"
Xu Linlin was very understanding and interrupted what the short fat man was about to say, causing the short fat man to swallow his words. Otherwise, I don't know if I would have a fight with this short fat man.
Then she turned around and left. Seeing that no one said anything, Xu Linlin moved her buttocks and sat directly on the edge of the kang. She lowered her head and called softly: "Mom, Mom..."
I followed her voice and raised my eyes, then my brows tightened. I wouldn't have recognized her if she didn't say it was Aunt Yanhong! It's not that she also had plastic surgery, but her color changed. Her whole person looked different.
It looked as if it had been thrown into a pile of coal and rolled over. It was as black as coke, and this black was not the shiny black from the sun, but jet black, as if it had been painted all over with ink.
It was so full, especially when Aunt Yanhong was showing her teeth in pain. The row of big white teeth looked like they had been scratched with white latex paint. Oh my God, they were perfect Oreos.
"Mom, why are you feeling bad? Mom..." Xu Linlin was still asking softly, her eyes were red again. Her look surprised me. It seems that she and her mother have some real feelings.
.
"Jiaolong, look, this..."
When Xu Gang saw that I was silent, he asked anxiously. I raised my hand and interrupted him. I walked up to Aunt Yanhong's head and glanced at Xu Linlin: "Step aside."
What I admire about Xu Linlin is her ability to deal with current affairs. I know she annoys me, and it’s not just ordinary annoyance, but she is able to suppress her evil fire at critical moments. She understands that a gentleman’s revenge is never too late in ten years.
, so she didn’t talk nonsense at all, got up and made room for me.
I reached out and lifted the quilt off Aunt Yanhong's body. I looked at her feet first, then picked up the clothes on her belly and looked at them. I could tell that no part of her body was white anymore. Looking at her nails,
Even the fingernails were black, and I frowned slightly. I opened Aunt Yanhong's eyelids and looked at her eyeballs. The whites of her eyes were white, but if you look closely, you'll find pinprick-sized black spots on them——
"Jiaolong, is there any way to save this..."
I don’t know whether Xu Gang deliberately didn’t tell me the cause of Aunt Yanhong’s illness because he wanted to test my ability, or he just happened to be interrupted by me. Pulling the quilt, I covered Yanhong again and glanced at Xu Gang:
"Is there a real illness? Is it because I was poisoned by something I shouldn't have eaten?"
"The hospital also said it was poisoning, but the medication made it serious. It's not good, and they couldn't diagnose Ziwu Maoyou."
I frowned: "Then what did you eat?"
Xu Gang scratched his head: "I haven't eaten anything..."
"What's poisoning? She's been seduced by a kid!"
That brother of the Lord of Hell came in at some point. He looked at me with disdain and said, "What kind of poison can't be cured by the hospital? She has an evil disease!"
I was too lazy to talk to him and looked at Xu Gang, "Uncle Xu, you have to tell me the truth, what did Aunt Yanhong eat?"
Xu Gang grinned: "Jiaolong really didn't eat anything. She didn't eat anything randomly, she just ate whatever she wanted, so I'll eat it too!"
"Oh, what's the matter? If you don't let me call the soul, you just believe her. Then you might as well believe me. I'll call you for three more days and have a good chat with the Lord of Hell. I'm sure..."
"Shut up!!!" I glared directly at the man, "If you really want to chat with the Lord of Hell, I can help you."
The man looked at me and was confused for a moment. He didn't know if he was scared by me or something. He opened his mouth and muttered in a low voice: "Oh my god, who are you trying to scare here? I will obey your orders, brother."
I continued to look at Xu Gang: "Uncle Xu, hurry up and tell me what you ate!"
Everyone's time is precious at this time, don't let anyone waste it! Aunt Yanhong has both a real illness and a deficient illness. I must first understand the real illness before I can cure the deficient illness.
Line, if you think about it, it’s not an ordinary bustle!
"Alas!!" Xu Gang stomped his foot when I pressed him: "I really didn't eat anything! Jiaolong, if I had eaten something, wouldn't we have done this together!!!"
Isn’t this so anxious? I was a little speechless. I pinched my waist and was about to suppress my emotions. When I glanced around, I saw a glass vat of medicinal wine on the cabinet of Xu Gang’s house. It was normal for me to brew medicinal wine at home. Snake
Ah, there are people soaking lizards and other things, but what kind of thing is that soaked in his house? It’s a big black lump. I stepped forward and took a closer look: "Uncle, you soaked..."
"Jiaolong, don't you recognize me?"
I looked at it carefully, filtering it over and over in my mind, and then looked at Xu Gang: "Uncle, tell me first what do you think this is?"
"Ganoderma lucidum!"
After the young man heard what Xu Gang said, before I could say anything, he sneered from behind: "Oh my god, I thought there were so many powerful people coming after this. I don't even know Dilingzhi."
Ah, how precious this thing is. Come on, let me explain it to you. Ganoderma lucidum here is the coffin fungus. This thing is a treasure. It is rare to find it in decades!! Not to mention it is as big as a fist.
Yes, even the big pills are worth their money!!"
I snorted and looked at the young man: "You think this is coffin fungus?"
The young man looked as if he heard me tell a joke: "What do you think? Ask the boss if you got this from the coffin. You are just kidding, pretend I haven't seen it before!"
Xu Gang also nodded repeatedly: "Jiaolong, it belongs to Ganoderma lucidum. I got it back from my mother's grave with your Aunt Yanhong."
I breathed out gently. After all, Uncle Xu is my elder. It’s not easy to get angry. I suppressed my emotions and opened my mouth expressionlessly: "Half a year ago, I went to the mountains of Yunnan and Guizhou. I saw
It was just a matter of relocating the grave. By coincidence, I was lucky enough to see the true form of this coffin fungus. The old man had been dead for forty or fifty years. I heard that he lived a good life during his lifetime and was a well-known person in the local area.
, when he was young, he ate delicacies from the mountains and seas every day and made friends from all over the world, so this Ganoderma lucidum grew on his coffin. The Ganoderma lucidum spit out the stalk from his mouth, extended directly to the lid of the coffin, and then formed on the head of the coffin.
The fungus has a blood-like color and different shapes. This is the famous coffin fungus. I heard that it not only has a miraculous effect in relieving pain, but also has the function of strengthening the body and protecting against all diseases if taken for a long time. As the saying goes, it is hard to buy.
It’s hard to find a single strain of bacteria.”
"Yes, yes, I am Jiaolong, this is me!!"
After Xu Gang heard what I said, he smacked his thigh excitedly, "It's because coffin fungus grew on my mother's coffin and I brought it back, so my mother was angry and that's why she wore it bright red!"
This is such a rich imagination. This coffin fungus is indeed a rare thing, but just like the tortoiseshell, although it is not a common thing, it is not a common thing. When I looked at Xu Gang's appearance, I felt like I had won the lottery.
The same face said, "Uncle Xu, I'm not trying to hit you. You may look a little bit like it, but it's really not a coffin fungus."
"Oh my God, I thought you would have known better after living in vain. This is not coffin fungus. What is growing on the coffin is not coffin fungus!!"
That young man made it clear that he was in a relationship with me. Did he regard me as stealing his 'business'?
"I'm telling you, you speak to me..."
"Zongbao!!"
Zong Bao was not angry, but when he saw this, he wanted to make gestures with the young man. I stopped him directly and looked at the young man: "You understand, right?"
"Oh, you are scaring me!" The young man slapped his neck: "What don't I, Li Daxian, understand!!"
I like to poke people like this, so I smiled softly: "Well, since you understand, you can explain to me what conditions are needed for coffin bacteria to be generated!"
"This, this is... I don't care how it is generated, anyway, the thing on the coffin is a good thing!"
"Good stuff?" I sneered: "Uncle Xu, you can give it to him."
"What, Jiaolong, this, this..."
I took a deep breath and said, "The first thing about the formation of coffin fungus is that the person in the coffin must eat delicacies from the mountains and seas every day during his lifetime. Only when the ginseng Qi persists can the coffin fungus be spit out. Did Xiaohu's grandma do this?"
"Well...Jiaolong, it would be better to be a vegetarian..."
I tried my best to ignore his quibbling attitude. After all, he might have thought that he had made a fortune. "Secondly, this person must have died on two levels, seventy-three and eighty-four, and he must have been poisoned."
Of course, there is another most important point..."
Xu Gang looked at me speechless for a long time. It was obvious that none of Xiaohu's breasts were up to standard: "What?"
"Then the deceased must be a man."
I opened my mouth word by word: "A woman's yin and qi are weak, so she cannot form coffin bacteria..." (To be continued)