I shouted, and the eight gentlemen began to grit their teeth and use the rope to pull it up, but their veins bulged and their faces turned red from holding back the coffin, which did not move at all——
"Oh my god, why is it so heavy?"
"Come on, let's all work hard together, one, two, three!!"
The coffin still didn't move, so I frowned, picked up a ten-pound bucket of liquor, took a sip, and sprayed it on the coffin, "Come again!!"
"One, two, three! Harder! One, two, three!!!"
A few old men were still shouting slogans as hard as they could. In fact, how heavy can a coffin be? In the early days, when people in need were buried, two old men often carried the coffins one by one.
A thin-skinned coffin can be sent to the mountain for burial, but now this almost rotten coffin seems to be filled with iron blocks and large rocks. Eight gentlemen would have broken their back molars with the help of my coffin.
Only white wine can make the coffin move a little bit. Those who didn't know it thought it was already on the ground.
"No, Jiaolong! Come over and help me!"
Little Master Li's eyes were bloodshot and red due to excessive exertion. All the veins on his arms were bulging out. He sat back with his buttocks desperately, looking at the coffin that was chattering in the grave pit like an old cow that dared not move.
He couldn't help but ask me for help.
I stood there motionless, not because I was too weak to help, but because I still had half of the yin energy in my body. The reason why all the gentlemen wanted to get up from the grave at noon when the sun was shining was because of this, "I can't do it."
, this must be the power of pure Yang!"
After shouting, I took out a piece of cut red paper from my pocket, took another sip of white wine and sprayed it on it, then lit it with fire, threw it on the coffin that was halfway hung in the grave pit, and gave a loud shout.
: "Leverage! Hurry! Pull me up before the talisman is burned out!!"
The coffin seemed to be a lot lighter immediately, and these people immediately became motivated: "Come up! Come up! Quick, one, two, three! One, two, three!!!"
"Clang"! With a sound, accompanied by the smell of decaying earth, the coffin, which seemed to weigh as much as a thousand pieces of gold, was finally pulled up. All the old men collapsed on the ground, breathing heavily: "Oh, mom.
Oh my god, why is it so heavy? Uncle Xu, what on earth did you put in this coffin, auntie!"
Xu Gang was so tired that he could no longer speak. He waved his hands and breathed loudly: "What, you didn't say anything..."
I stood there motionless, looking at the coffin with a faint feeling of nausea in my stomach. At this moment, the whole body of the dug-out coffin was covered with mushroom-like things, especially the four coffin boards on the front, back, left, and right.
They looked like they were densely studded with one-dollar coins. They were tired and didn’t have the energy to observe. I could see it clearly, and knowing what it was, I got goosebumps all over my body.
With.
I conservatively estimate that if Xu Gang doesn't find me this time and continues to let Xiaoshi Li wake up the soul like that, Aunt Yanhong will definitely leave. The second is that the corpse can come out from the grave and then gradually form.
A hill will become harder and harder and you won't be able to dig it out anymore. If the animals passing by take a lick out of curiosity, or if there are people like Xu Gang who think it's Ganoderma lucidum, they can take some back to try it out.
The consequences would be disastrous.
After maybe ten minutes or so, I raised my eyes and looked at them: "Have you rested? Open the lid."
Master Li worked very hard, probably because he had something to do with me. He stood up with a shovel and glanced at me: "Jiaolong, why does this coffin look like it's covered in leprosy?"
I waved my hand: "Don't say it's useless, hurry up!"
I still thought about it, and the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became. I tried my best to show myself to be invulnerable and not take any strange things, and secretly said to myself, starting from the old woman Cuicui, to being raped after I went to the city.
The bones nailed into the wall, my fourth aunt who bites anyone she catches, and the rotten leg meat of Sanlin’s wife, I almost went to the toilet to get fly maggots, this little thing doesn’t matter.
Isn't it just a look? It's not a big deal.
"Open the lid!!"
Little Master Li shouted. This is what I told Xu Gang's house. You must shout loudly before driving, in order to scare the undead, and also to encourage them.
The coffin was almost rotten. The coffin nails were lifted up after a few clicks, but the lid was not easy to open. It must have grown together with the things underneath, so Li Xiaoshi couldn't open it by himself. Zong Bao came over.
Help, the two people were sweating profusely, but the coffin board still didn't move. Then, Xu Gang and his group, who had rested one after another, also started to come over to help, stuck the tip of the shovel under the coffin board, and then shouted slogans
, use their strength together: "One, two, three, open! One, two, three, open!!!"
With a 'click', the coffin boards that had been broken into several pieces were finally lifted from the coffin and fell to the ground. At the same time, a smell similar to wood chips came out, and the scene in the coffin was finally clearly presented to everyone.
In front of you.
Quiet, first of all, quiet. The eight gentlemen, except me, all looked at the corpse in the coffin with a dumbfounded look. How could they survive those three or four seconds?
He turned his head in the same direction and made a sound of "vomit"! It was like a woman vomiting wildly during pregnancy, and the smell of digestive juice spread rapidly along the autumn wind.
I held back my nausea and took a step back slightly. I didn't vomit. It wasn't that I had a strong endurance, but that I had already imagined what was inside from the 'little mushrooms' on the coffin board. Even so,
When my nose was filled with the smell of all kinds of food that they had not digested, I couldn't help but move to the side, not wanting to see what they vomited, otherwise, I would really collapse.
I just glanced at everything in the coffin, thinking that it would be enough to make sure I knew it well. It would be useless if I looked at it for a long time. It just stimulated my vision in various ways. If you want to lose weight, you can take a second look. I guarantee that it will be ten times.
I haven't wanted to eat anything for half a month. In fact, except for people like me who are "walking in the world", this scene can give a big shock to the folks present, because the moment the coffin is opened, no one is looking.
', or where are the piles of corpses that should have rotted to pieces with only white bones left? What comes into view is just a pile, or rather, a coffin of slowly red, tender and tender 'meat paste'.
The description of "meat sauce" is a bit general. Generally speaking, everyone has played with glass balls. We call it "bouncing". A full coffin is like the glass balls played by children. It's completely
I can't distinguish my limbs, head and feet, I can only see these maroon-like tumors, OK, technically speaking, they are cadavers, layer by layer, they seem to overflow and fill the entire coffin, vaguely.
Human hair can be seen from the position of the coffin head, so it should be Xu Gang's fucking head, but unfortunately, the facial features can no longer be found at all.
This group of people were vomiting so hard that their legs were weak from vomiting. Some of them must have run down the mountain. There were no corpses here. They were clearly just a big pot full of meat balls!
"Uncle Xu, you saw it, should you burn it now...or keep it for reburial?"
I looked at Xu Gang's green and white face. I really couldn't bear to ask, but I had no choice. This is my job. Since I am an Onmyoji, I have to suppress my own emotions. God knows how disgusting I am at this moment!
Xu Gang didn't look into the coffin at all. He turned his back to me and kept waving his hands: "Burn... Burned, I can't stand it anymore, I can't see... I'm still my mother here... It's almost burning...
"
I nodded and asked Zong Bao to get up and join me in pouring wine into the coffin for sterilization. The growth ability of this thing is very strong. As long as it is a small piece of corpse and buried in the soil, if it is not 'killed'
, then it is very likely that a 'mound' will grow out one day. Maybe the alcohol content is really high, or maybe the corpses that have not yet grown in the coffin are too tender, and when the wine is poured down
It actually made a "chichi" sound, and when the wind blew, the white smoke that came out actually gave off a burnt smell. This scene was very similar to what I first saw at Aunt Xuemei's place.
Zong Bao turned his face away while pouring white wine into the coffin. He looked at me and said, "This thing is so disgusting. I would rather you take on the job of exorcising ghosts than do these things."
Already."
I glanced at him lightly, and when the wine was almost poured, I started to pour gasoline: "Do you think Onmyoji can choose what to do on his own? It's almost okay. You are my second master. Others can be disgusted, so you can hold it in."
With."
In fact, you really can't choose the profession of Onmyoji. Speaking of it, it's not easy every time. You should be lucky to meet someone like this. If you meet someone who is difficult, you really have to do it with your head in your belt. Exorcising ghosts seems very simple, but
They are also divided into levels. Ghosts are like thieves. They will not attack you head-on. Most of them will try to kill you unexpectedly or scare you. To put it bluntly, they are all wretched.
And corpse fraud is like robbery, a frontal attack, extremely ferocious, but mindless, which is still 10% worse than the soul-monstering.
And the most rare thing is to set up the Feng Shui formation, which all depends on your own Taoism. To put it bluntly, the foundation of all this must be Taoism, knowledge and strong acceptance and adaptability. Many times, you have to be like a policeman, understand
For criminal investigation, you need to be able to observe and have experience. Otherwise, you are very likely to die accidentally in the hands of a criminal suspect. You should be lucky. At least the death of corpses is just disgusting and disgusting.
"I can't hold it in anymore."
Zong Bao looked like he was about to collapse: "He looks just like the 'Devil Muscular Man'. I feel like I won't be able to eat for a long time."
You were quite good at describing it, as if I could eat the food. I curled my lips, threw the gasoline barrel aside and looked at Xu Gang: "Uncle Xu, start the fire."
"Dot, dot..." Xu Gang still didn't look back at me, looking very irritated.
I took out the match and threw it to Xu Gang: "Uncle Xu, kneel down in front of the coffin and light the prayer paper. I will read a sentence, and you can learn from me..."
Xu Gang turned around reluctantly. At this moment, those who came to help had already helped each other and stepped aside. Their faces said that they should run if there was any situation. Xu Gang's hands were trembling a little.
The wind was strong, and I couldn't light the paper even though I paddled it several times. It finally started to burn. I felt my cell phone buzzing in my pocket. I usually set it to vibrate when I was doing business, but the phone didn't work.
Accepting it casually is also a sign of respect for the person involved.
"Jiaolong, it's on, it's on..."
The phone was still buzzing, which made the outside of my thighs in my trouser pocket feel numb. I stood still and opened my mouth: "Mother, sir, you have been here for more than ten years. Why don't you know your physical body?"
Having been tortured like this is really an act of unfilial piety. You know my filial piety, and I appreciate my filial piety for my son. I bless the descendants of my Xu family, and I am here to see you off on your last journey. I hope you have a good journey!"
"Mother, mother, here, above..."
I looked at Xu Gang who was stumbling and repeating what I said. In fact, this is a procedural issue. What is comforting is not the deceased, but more about comforting the hearts of those who are still in the world. There are two ways of yin and yang, two ways of yin and yang.
, the reason why the ancestors' things are profound and profound is because they have considered all aspects. This should belong to the category of psychology. After all, burning one's mother's bones is considered treason and filial piety in conservative thinking. More often,
What our onmyojis have to do is to arrange the dead and make the living feel that they have a clear conscience. In this way, we can avoid a lot of troubles in our future lives. Otherwise, we will have a guilty heart and it is difficult to guarantee that we will not be guilty in the future.
I get suspicious and always feel that my mother has not forgiven me or something. In fact, she has been gone for more than ten years, and she still died at a healthy age. I don't believe that she can have any grudges. The grudges have to stay here.
After Xu Gang finished reciting, I picked up another match and threw it directly into the coffin mountain. The fire was instantly overwhelming, coupled with the strong wind blowing, it made Xu Gang's face feel special at that moment. Maybe it was because of the crackling sound of burning. Xu Gang
I collapsed a little and suddenly shouted: "Mom! My son is unfilial!!!" He knelt down and cried bitterly.
The mobile phone in my pocket finally became quiet. I stood aside with half-squinted eyes and waited for the fire to burn out. This would be considered completely done. Then I would go there and pick up two large pieces of burned bones. Meaning.
Putting the ashes in the urn and making a new coffin is all done. But the rest of the matter is not up to me. When you want to make a coffin for burial, that is Xu Gang's own business.
Maybe it was because of the strong wind, but the fire was so strong that the flames almost reached the sky. I watched quietly, but my eyes were a little sour. I didn’t know if it was because of the fire, but two lines actually came out.
Clear tears, tears for nothing, this is not a good sign. Either I am crying for myself or someone else, so I don’t dare to think too much, wipe it away and try to comfort myself. It is choking, it is definitely choking.
The fire burned for a while before it gradually extinguished. At this moment, the corpses were like cooked potatoes, with wilted pieces falling blackly on the ground. Xu Gang used a wooden stick to hit those black potato seeds.
I was rummaging around looking for the fucking corpse. When I saw that nothing happened, I took out my phone and took a look. There were four missed calls, all from my brother-in-law, and an unread text message from an unknown number.
of.
I turned my back slightly and opened the text message first. There was only one line: 'Don't worry, my family won't let anything happen to him.'
What does this mean? Something happened to Zhuo Jing?!
"Jiaolong, can you go down the mountain?"
I raised my hand and signaled Zong Bao not to talk to me yet. I took my cell phone and dialed back my uncle’s missed answer. After the ring rang a few times, I heard my uncle’s urgent voice: “Qiao Qiao, Qiao Qiao.
where are you now!"
"I'm in the countryside of my hometown. Uncle, has something happened to Zhuo Jing?"
"We have found the cause of Qilin's illness! Wasn't he always sick before? We all thought he had a normal illness and fever after he stayed away from evil for such a long time! Only now do we know that he gave him the sunbathing needle you gave him.
threw!"
"He threw away the sunbathing needle I gave him? Did he not want his life?"
"Yes, he threw it away! I went to see him just now and I saw him calling your name all the time. He doesn't know what dirty thing he got into now. His whole body has been twitching, and it is getting worse day by day. I miss him
The purpose of doing this must be to make you appear. I have finished my sister-in-law's work. Come here quickly! Although there are other Onmyojis here now, and Mr. Nan is also daring to come here, I always feel that you
It is the most useful! Qiaoqiao, you have to know that this is also the time when you have to prove yourself, you are unique to Qilin!"
I was stunned: "I'm going back now. The fastest I can drive is four or five hours. Just tell Qilin that I will definitely arrive before dark!!"
At this time, I couldn't care about the text message, and I didn't want to think about whether Zhuo Jing was reminding me of something. I turned around, raised my feet and ran down the mountain, making all these people startled: "Jiao Jing"
Dragon! What’s wrong with you!!”
"I want to go back!!"
I threw down a few words but didn't dare to stop for a moment, because I was so anxious that my feet slipped and I started to roll down the mountain. Little Master Li shouted in fright behind me: "Jiaolong! Be careful!!"
But I didn't care about it at all. I just felt that my face was scratched by some squid during the rapid roll. I got up and continued running when I felt that my feet were fine. I had never run so fast in my life, even in
When I met my fourth aunt, I didn’t think I could even run at this speed. My mind was really blank at that time. I couldn’t imagine that Zhuo Jing would use such an extreme method to make me appear. He must be anxious, he thought
I was hiding, so he tortured himself to see me, and how could I bear to see him like this?!
What kind of god, what kind of ghost, if anyone dares to do anything to my Zhuo Jing, then don’t blame me for beating his soul away, so that he will never be reincarnated forever! (To be continued)