"Who are you going to see so late at night? It disrupts my plan to play chess with my grandpa."
Sitting in the passenger seat, I turned around and glanced at him: "Didn't I tell you, Brother Qi, he is a very famous master in the southwest."
Cheng Baize curled his lips: "I've never heard of it."
"Then do you still remember what I said about introducing you to a girlfriend, Xiao Shu, the very beautiful one! Well, seize the opportunity, your spring is about to come."
"No, you want me to go on a blind date!!"
Cheng Baize suddenly braked. I was startled. I glanced at the hotel a block away and opened my mouth: "It's not a blind date, but Brother Qi wants to get to know you. By the way, let you have a look.
That little Shu."
"I won't go on a blind date. I've told you so many times that I won't consider it now!"
I looked at him helplessly, "Just think of me as asking you to do it. Brother Qi wants to get to know you, so he wants me to take you there. Besides, if you don't meet the right person, everyone will tell you how old you are."
If you get married or not, before I met Zhuo Jing, I thought I would never get married in this life. It only took a moment for the thunder to stir up the earth. Maybe you saw that little Shu at that time.
There are sparks flying between the two!"
Cheng Baize's face darkened a bit: "Don't compare me with you, you think I'm a firecracker, and I'll shoot up anyone who clicks on me."
I pursed my lips and smiled: "Well, it's actually Brother Qi who wants to see you. He won't let me introduce too much about him, but he is really a very powerful senior. I owe my stay in Hong Kong to his help.
, I didn’t want to be in such a hurry, but who told you to be so busy today? It will be too late to call you back, so I can’t let you go home and change clothes to get ready..."
"What am I preparing for? If I had known it was a blind date, I wouldn't have gone out with you in such a daze!"
"I told you it's not a blind date!"
I cleared my throat and moved my face forward: "Cheng Baize, are you embarrassed to hear that there are girls..."
Cheng Baize snorted twice and pointed at himself: "I would be embarrassed??"
"Then you are still here, meeting Master Qi is the key point. Xiao Shu is just the sister he brought, and he wants to introduce you to her by the way. Besides, they have to see if they like you or not. If not, you are
Even if the sparks are really flying, it won’t work.”
As I said that, I adjusted my seat belt and said, "Let's go. If you don't go, I'll think you're a coward. What a big deal."
Cheng Baize gritted his teeth and started the car: "Okay, Ma Jiaolong, you are really good. Just wait. I will settle the score with you later!"
I looked at him with a chuckle: "Hey, we have to settle the accounts. If this thing really happens to you, you will have to thank me. Do you know that Brother Qi has a lot of big businesses there, and others can't find them even with lanterns?
"
As I said that, I continued to sigh softly: "I don't know who told me to introduce more beautiful girls to me. This is not good enough. I'm scared!"
"I'm scared? Okay, then you can keep your eyes open for me. I'll tell you clearly. I'm not interested in who Brother Qi is. Since he is a master, I can meet him, but what kind of brother-in-law is that?
Brother-in-law or something, you better save it, brother, I have a high standard!"
"It's Shu, not uncle! It's Shu, not uncle. No, this Shu is the Shu that describes beauty, not uncle's uncle. I'm so dumbfounded, Cheng Baize, you did it on purpose!"
Cheng Baize pursed his lips and snickered. Seeing that he was holding back his words as if he was telling tongue twisters, his face turned red and I stopped talking.
Parked the car, followed the waiter's guidance and took the elevator directly to the 'Lily Hall' on the third floor. The name of the private room was quite meaningful. The waiter did not take us directly to the private room like other hotels, but walked out of the elevator.
He respectfully moved his arms to the door of the private room: "Two gentlemen, Mr. Qi is waiting for you inside. I wish you both a happy meal."
After saying that, he took the elevator and went straight down. I looked around and saw that the entire third floor was called Lily Hall, which was divided into large private rooms and small private rooms. The large private room should be for hosting banquets and the like.
The private room is used to receive guests, but the strange thing is that the entire third floor is empty. It is impossible for a hotel of this size to have no waiters.
Thinking about it, I took off my sunglasses and glanced at Cheng Baize. He stood there without moving, but his expression was slightly serious. I raised my feet and walked directly to the door of the private room. Just as my fingers were about to touch the door handle, the light flickered, and the handle stopped.
It has a sticky color and is poisonous!!
Before I could react, Cheng Baize behind me suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled me aside: "He wants to play with me!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he took a step back and picked up the tea kettle placed on the table by the door, dipped it in with his little finger, and then wrote on the door: "Tai Shang Tai Xing, endless adaptability, exorcise evil spirits and charms, wisdom is clear, break!!"
It’s a meditation mantra!!
After finishing the painting, Cheng Baize poured all the water in the kettle onto the door. Glue immediately hung near the door handle, making it look as if rice porridge had been poured there. At the same time, countless black spiders rushed out from under the door.
, densely packed like ants, watching human chicken skin explode——
I stood aside and didn't move, and I naturally understood that this was something caused by Brother Qi. He met Cheng Baize with the intention of choosing a son-in-law for his sister, so naturally I had to test him well. What I have to do
, just watching how Cheng Baize completed this test paper beautifully.
Cheng Baize took a step back slightly, looked at the spiders that were spreading like a carpet, and raised his eyebrows: "You're still here?!" As soon as he finished speaking, he jumped into the air and did a somersault. At the same time, he took out a piece of spider from his pocket.
The yellow talisman folded into a triangle should be the amulet he carried with him. He used his fingertips to ignite the fire, lit it directly, and threw it at the spiders: "Such a child's trick is broken!!!"
The spider caught fire, and its intestines burst open. It made a constant crackling sound, just like the low-quality whip I bought in the countryside when I was a child. It didn't make a loud sound, but it was sticky.
When we were kids, we commonly called this sound the sound of crotch ripping.
As an onlooker, although I feel that Brother Qi's test question is not difficult, I am a bit stunned by Cheng Baize's coping methods, because I will not be present when Cheng Baize sees what is going on, and I have no idea about his 'kung fu'.
I've seen him a few times, let alone watching him do somersaults or something. If I didn't invite Xian'er, let alone somersaults, even if I rolled, I wouldn't be able to do well. I even looked at my fingers and touched them by the way.
The lighter in his arms, he could actually light it with his fingertips. Oh my god, how did you practice this!
After Cheng Baize stood firm without changing his expression, I could smell a slight burnt smell except through my nose. The spiders crawling out and the glued door were all back to normal. Anyway, if you take a quick look, you can see everything except the ground.
There was only a little bit of slag from the burned paper ashes and the door that had been splashed with water. Nothing else could be seen, and even those spiders with rotten intestines couldn't even be seen.
As someone who plays with bugs, Brother Qi’s method was quite within my expectations.
After glancing at me, Cheng Baize's lips actually twitched into a smile: "Jiaolong, I'm really curious about this master you know now."
I laughed and cleared my throat: "As long as you're not angry."
"Why should I be angry? I also want to see what kind of person it is that gave you that Gu worm!"
I didn't answer. It seemed that although Cheng Baize said he didn't know who Brother Qi was, he still had a pretty good idea.
Watching him stretch out his hand to unscrew the doorknob, I immediately followed him. This is a private room in a suite. Once you enter, it looks a bit like a KTV. It is used for entertainment. There are two closed doors next to it, which should be the bathroom and rest room.
In the room, the big room with the open door next to it is an empty banquet table. The most important thing is that the table is empty, there is no food, the room is also empty, and there is no one. Brother Qi has a trick?!
As soon as the idea was implemented, the door behind me closed with a bang. The tip of my nose suddenly became wet. When I raised my eyes, water droplets overflowed from the hanging luxurious crystal lamp. "Be careful!" I said instinctively, with one hand.
Pushing Cheng Baize's back, he stepped back at the same time. Dozens of sticky, earthworm-like bugs rained down on Xiao Lai in the crystal lampshade. At the same time, the tiles he stepped on
The ground also began to slip, and it was like stepping on the skin of those insects, with the body shaking constantly. Cheng Baize actually turned around and smiled: "Interesting! Take care of yourself! Leave the rest to me!!"
I couldn't stand firmly on my feet, and it wouldn't be as simple as embarrassing if I fell at this time!
My hands went directly to my pockets, smoking incense and cigarettes in the right. When I was in a hurry, I always took out a cigarette and stuffed it into my mouth. My heart secretly tightened. I had to learn how to light a fire with my fingertips. It was so cool to look cool.
! Use a lighter to light a fire, take a fierce sip, hold it in the corner of your mouth, and then pull away: "Three immortals borrow their breath, the soles of their feet are like roots!"
After shouting, he took out the spare red paper from the cigarette case and wiped it against the tip of his nose, "If evil enters the body, it will come out as soon as it is red!!"
Cheng Baize couldn't care about me anymore. More and more bugs were falling on the chandelier, and they were about to submerge the insteps every minute. Cheng Baize jumped on the sofa, and then sat cross-legged. To be honest, Brother Qi was just playing with the illusion of worms.
Beautiful, these bugs are all-pervasive. The moment they touch you, the poison is planted. However, they are also infected by me without guarding against them. They are all masters. If I treat him as an enemy, there is no way I can let this thing fall.
Up to the tip of my nose.
By the time I forced the larvae like maggot buds out from the tip of my nose, Cheng Baize's eyes had already opened, his eyes were burning, and his open palms were shrouded in black mist. I was shocked, he was going to use Wu Lei!!!
Holding back the disgust at the crawling larvae on the tip of my nose, I shouted: "Brother Qi, please stop now!!!!"
But this was useless, because the sticky bugs became more and more surging, but Cheng Baize began to chant a spell softly in his mouth. When I moved my ears, I could hear it clearly, "Thunder rises from the sky, the earth, the clouds, the water, the demon, the earth,
All creatures listen to my orders and control the great thunder gods of the five directions. Ghosts and ghosts are driven away and have nowhere to be found. Demons and demons come and find it difficult to escape. Snakes, insects, rats and ants pray without mercy. Ten thousand essences are collected in the palm of my hand. I serve my ancestor, Thunder Lord, as urgent as a law.
!Edict!!”
"Brother Qi!!"
The last sound of Cheng Baize's thunder curse was louder, and I shouted anxiously, but Cheng Baize had already jumped up and slapped his seal on the ground. There was a loud roar in an instant, and it felt like an earthquake. Facing him, I only felt
My whole face felt numb, and I secretly exclaimed that Wu Lei had been trained to this point by Cheng Baize!
The insects on the ground disappeared in an instant, but Cheng Baize's palm power did not decrease, saying: "The fire of the earth is your guide! Capture the thief and capture the king!!"
Not to mention the power of the five thunders to hit people, even if the mastermind of exorcism is hit like this, he will definitely cause serious injuries. The mines will follow Cheng Baize's instructions to find the person who released the poison. They will hit with one hit. Brother Qi is definitely no match for Cheng Baize.
, he is waiting for a big wave!
I was a little anxious, "I've gone too far!!"
There was only a cigarette butt left in the corner of my mouth, and I didn't care whether it would burn my lips. I wrapped my whole body around it, jumped up, knelt on one knee, and the palm of my right hand was burning, "Qi pushes Tiangang Bagua! Transformation!"
!!!”
"Jiaolong! Don't meddle in other people's business! He wants to play with Mr. Cheng!!!"
The air was filled with invisible gunpowder smoke, and the tiles on the floor were shattered one after another. I gritted my teeth and looked at him: "Brother Qi doesn't really want to hurt you! Don't hurt him!!!"
Cheng Baize gritted his teeth and looked at me with a look of reluctance: "Take it!!!"
There was a loud noise of 'Bang!!!', and the closed door next to me actually exploded. Black clouds surged and rushed towards Qi Tianyou's face. I tried my best, and white smoke billowed out, blocking Brother Qi's body.
In front of him, black and white faced each other. Brother Qi staggered due to the rush of air. The porcelain jar he was holding fell to the ground with a 'pop!' sound. The flesh-colored earthworm-like long worms inside suddenly surged. Along with the fragments, at that time
It turned into a ball of rice soup.
The surroundings suddenly became quiet. My feet went weak and I collapsed on the ground.
Qi Tianyou ran up to him in a few steps: "Oh, Jiaolong, thank you, this is amazing!!"
As he said that, he looked at Cheng Baize again: "The secret art of Jianghu, Five Thunder Palms, Mr. Cheng is indeed better than his master, Qi is willing to be defeated!!!"
Cheng Baize ignored him, but strode over to help me up: "Are you okay? What are you doing between men?"
I looked up at him in a daze: "How much force did you use..."
Cheng Baize was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong?"
I shook my head: "It's okay, your Five Thunder Palms are amazing." I tried my best to protect Qi Tianyou, but Cheng Baize obviously withdrew his strength after I took action. So, if he also
If I use my full strength, my Tiangang Bagua will not be able to break his Five Thunder Palm Curse. I am no match for him——
"I'm really sorry. I was too harsh. I wanted to see what Mr. Cheng is capable of. I didn't expect that Mr. Cheng is an absolute top-notch person!!"
Cheng Baize glanced at me, and said in a low voice with a somewhat complicated expression: "The mountains are high and the roads are far away. You think Five Thunder Palm is difficult. What about the expert Zhuo Jing knows?"
After saying that, he turned to look at Qi Tianyou: "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but using the five thunders is indeed a bit excessive."
"No, no, although I was also shocked. Not to mention Jiaolong's help in blocking it, even if it really hit me, I asked for it. I only heard about your master's wisdom back then, but now I see you again.
, especially being able to see the Five Thunder Palms, Mr. Qi is definitely lucky!!"
Qi Tianyou actually had a smile on his face and stretched out his hand towards Cheng Baize: "Little brother, we can't be acquainted without fighting! It's just that we have heard Yingming for a long time, don't blame Qi for wanting to meet in this way. We are in the southwest
Qi Tianyou, just call me Brother Qi."
Cheng Baize smiled and said, "Brother Qi, this junior has been too harsh. Please forgive me."
"It's okay!" Qi Tianyou patted him on the shoulder: "If you can't beat me, then I feel that my trip was in vain! But I admire Jiaolong's skill! Tiangang transforms into five thunders,
I, Qi Tianyou, can see that these are not in vain! Come on, let’s go in and eat!!”
Cheng Baize stood still and reached out to touch my nose, "Did you force yourself out?"
I nodded, and before I could speak, Qi Tianyou on the side smiled and replied: "It's okay, I didn't really inflict this poison. Not to mention that Jiaolong can force it out on his own. Even if he can't force it out, I can do it."
Break it for him!"
After saying that, he glanced at Cheng Baize again: "But little brother, although you used Five Thunder Palm to break my Gu illusion, you still have to come to me, because I also put insects in the tea at the door. As long as you
If you touch it with your hand, you will be infected by the poison. This is colorless and odorless..."
Cheng Baize did not respond, but raised his eyebrows slightly, raised his hand and took off the finger cot of his little finger, and said calmly: "Brother Qi, you are still one step behind. This finger of mine is fake..."
Qi Tianyou was stunned immediately, and after a long while, he slapped his thigh suddenly: "It's high, it's really high! I really didn't come here in vain this time! Xiao Shu! Come out! You also have to meet the master!"
!”
Following Qi Tianyou's eyes, the bathroom door opened immediately, and Xiao Shu stood there with her wrists bandaged and her arms hanging, her eyes lowered and her expression a bit shy.
Cheng Baize frowned when he looked at her, and took a step forward: "Is it you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to have figured out what was going on. He glanced at Qi Tianyou and said, "Brother Qi, you really like to test the abilities of juniors."
I was a little stunned and looked at Cheng Baize: "Have you met Xiao Shu before?"
Cheng Baize smiled helplessly: "She was the victim I was going to meet this morning, but when she came, she played a poison on me. I thought it was a colleague who came to cause trouble, so I took a more harsh approach..."
I swallowed my saliva and looked carefully at the bandage and medical board wrapped around Xiao Shu's wrist, "Did you injure her wrist?"
"It's okay, it's okay! It's just a broken bone, a minor injury!!"
Qi Tianyou responded carelessly, pulled Xiao Shu over and glanced at me: "Jiaolong, I didn't tell you that the friend I said I wanted to see during the day was Xiao Cheng, but I didn't show up, so Xiao Cheng
Shu went and tried it a few times. This girl is Xiao Cheng's opponent. She's not even a little bit worse. It's normal for Xiao Cheng to pinch and break her wrist. Xiao Cheng, just don't be angry with big brother. Big brother just wants to know.
I know how capable you are, so that’s why..."
"Brother Qi, please don't be angry with the juniors. Cheng really doesn't know that this little girl and we are actually friends. Because she has been troubled by her colleagues before, so Cheng didn't show mercy to her. It was Cheng who was too harsh.
, Cheng should apologize!!"
"Oh, it's a trivial matter, it's a trivial matter! Nothing's wrong with Xiao Shu! Hahaha, I can see your ability. It doesn't matter even if Qi's wrist is broken!!"
There are really three black lines on my forehead. Brother Qi is so eager to find a good son-in-law for Xiao Shu. In fact, his attack power is not good at all, and he has to test again and again to get it.
I was quite speechless.
He raised his eyes and looked at Cheng Baize: "You are too harsh."
Cheng Baize raised his palm with some grievance: "Conscience of heaven and earth, if I knew that this little Shu was a friend, I would never have done such a heavy hand, but at that time I thought I had met an unscrupulous colleague..."
"it does not matter!"
The soft and weak Xiao Shu on the side spoke, looking at Cheng Baize's blushing cheeks: "I don't blame you, really, it's my fault. If someone comes to provoke Master Qi like this, Master Qi will also take heavy action. Besides,
, you just broke my wrist, you didn’t kill me to death, the bones were all reattached, and after a while nothing will happen. It’s my fault, don’t blame yourself, really.”
Brother Qi laughed at the side, "Look, let me tell you, come on, come on, everyone, stop standing! Take your seats! The boss of this hotel has some friendship with me, and I have agreed to let me use this private room as I please.
Come, everyone, take a seat, whatever you want to eat, Brother Qi will treat you today!!"
After saying that, he clapped his hands twice. The waiter knocked on the door and showed up. He was dressed in a suit and looked like a person in charge. He was confused for a moment when he saw the cracked tiles on the floor, but he still managed to calmly speak: "Qi Qi."
Sir, would you like to order now or move to a private room?"
"No need to change, just order here!!"
Brother Qi seemed to be in high spirits, and it could be said that he was full of pride. I didn’t have much reaction. I just sat down with them. I was still a little bit worried about Cheng Baize’s Five Thunder Curse just now. I knew that I was a great person.
It's going up, but you won't know where you are until you meet a real master.
Today, I think I accidentally let Cheng Baize teach me a lesson. The Five Thunders of Yin and Yang are very poisonous. I have known for a long time that he can do it. There is no need to dig out old scores. But he is so comfortable with it now, which I did not expect. Of course I
It's impossible to practice, but I can't heal it either. Sitting on the chair, I keep thinking, if he and I try our best at the same time, will we both suffer losses, or will I just go home alone?
The answer seems to be easy to see...(To be continued)