Before taking San Meier out, Xiao Shanzi ran over: "Auntie, I told my father that you want to take me to play today, where should we go!"
I looked at him with a smile, "Did you listen to auntie? You didn't drink water at home."
Xiao Shanzi shook his head and looked at me confusedly: "You told me not to drink water in the morning, so I didn't. However, I ate porridge and steamed buns. I wasn't thirsty at home, but now I'm a little thirsty after running here..."
I took out my other hand and held him: "Be patient for now, Auntie will take you to see the excitement first!"
San Mei'er was naturally puzzled by my attitude, but she didn't understand what was wrong with Hou San'er either. Her whole face was full of confusion and she followed me. I was holding one by the other, and we just walked to the canteen.
In the open space, before getting closer, they saw that the villagers had formed a large encirclement, surrounding Hou Saner and his wife.
It seems that the line of sight is blocked, but it does not prevent the sound from being heard, especially Hou Saner's yelling and his wife's yelling.
I don’t have to watch it, I naturally know what’s going on. Since it’s my masterpiece, how the director directs it and how the male lead has to cooperate.
"Jiaolong, what's going on? Why is everyone surrounding Hou San'er?"
San Meier didn't get close to take a look. The discipline Rong Danfeng brought to this body made San Meier not very fond of joining in the fun, but everyone has curiosity, so she couldn't bear to look at me as if I knew everything.
You have to ask whoever lives there.
I looked far away, and the only advantage of being tall was that I could vaguely see Hou San'er's bare arms and his figure rolling on the ground by standing on tiptoes. I opened my mouth gently: "Everyone is looking at Hou San'er."
Why is San'er acting like a monster? During the Chinese New Year, it's just like watching a show..."
"But what is Hou San'er shouting? Why can't I understand a word of it?"
I smiled: "You will know in a moment."
I glanced around and saw the proprietress of the small shop behind the crowd of villagers, who was also the village chief's eldest daughter-in-law. Haha, now we have a real role to play. It's time for the big show. Thinking about this, I touched my waistband with my left hand.
…
"I am the Monkey King, the Monkey King! What a Tathagata! I really thought I couldn't fly out of your Five Fingers Mountain!!"
Hou San'er spoke these words very clearly, and the surrounding villagers burst into laughter. San Meier frowned: "Who, he said he is Sun Wukong?"
I pursed my lips and chuckled, listening to Hou San'er's wife yelling: "You really think you are Sun Hou'er! Come home with me so coldly! I think you drank too much and your brain is not working properly."
You! You are so stupid! If you keep doing this, I will never fight with you, I will be completely embarrassed!!"
"Hey!! Don't be arrogant, Tathagata! Let's see how I, the Monkey King, can cure you!!!"
Hou San'er yelled again, and the crowd continued to laugh, but before the laughter lasted for a few seconds, the old man and the old lady took the lead: "Oh my God! Hou San'er, what are you doing!! How could you?
Take off your pants!!”
Some of the older girls and younger wives who were watching covered their faces and screamed one after another——
"Hou San'er! You bastard! You peed on my pants!! I can't live this life! I can't live it!!!"
His wife's crying voice was in sharp contrast to Hou San'er's wild and evil laugh: "Hahaha! I, Sun Wukong, am here for a visit!!!"
I felt a little sad in my heart, and suddenly I felt that I was quite evil after releasing the little universe in my heart. Sure enough, I couldn't offend my husband, and I couldn't offend a petty person like me. Otherwise, this good fruit would really be a lot to eat.
ah!
After Hou San'er peed, he didn't know how to pick up his pants, so he jumped around in the crowd, causing the circle to disperse immediately. San Mei'er screamed and covered her eyes. I could see clearly, his wife
Not to mention that his pants were wet by him, but he actually used something to write black words on his face. He could vaguely make out what he was talking about. At this moment, he was sitting on the ground, with Hou Saner's clothes wrapped in her arms.
In the arms, various numb claws cried helplessly.
The advantages of the small mountain village were revealed again. I was not in a hurry to come forward, because in this kind of place, there is always a shortage of bright-minded elders. The first one to come forward was Mrs. Chen, who was the one I pointed out when her own dog died.
He said that the aunt who had found Ji'er was someone who had been there before, so she didn't look like a big girl or a little wife, covering her eyes and not daring to look at the miniature hand grenade swinging under Hou San'er. When Aunt Chen saw it, she was standing behind the crowd.
Not far behind me, I walked directly to Hou Saner's wife, watched her whisper something, and pointed at me.
I looked at the look in Hou San's daughter-in-law's eyes and turned around at that moment: "Let's go back."
"Ah?" San Mei'er hadn't reacted yet: "I'm going back now."
I turned my face away, but smiled and said nothing. I have to say that I am no more wicked than anyone else.
After just a few steps, there were rapid footsteps behind me: "Mr. Ma! Mr. Ma! Wait a minute!!"
Pretending to be puzzled, I turned around and looked at Hou San's daughter-in-law who was chasing me: "Did you call me?"
Hou San'er's daughter-in-law's hair was messed up by Hou San'er, and one leg of her pants was wet by Hou San'er. She looked unusually embarrassed. She wiped her tears and looked at me.
A little embarrassed but full of expectations, he nodded: "Sir, I heard from Mrs. Chen that you helped her find their dog at a glance. Can you help me show Hou Saner? Why did he become so angry all of a sudden?
I’m so ashamed!”
I pretended to look at Hou San'er, who was still doing the monkey trick, and frowned slightly: "This, it looks very serious..."
The expression on Hou San's daughter-in-law's face was clear: "I think it's serious too. He got up in the morning and was eating like this. What happened? He didn't have any problems in this area before. I beg you."
Please, sir, this man has been lost to the whole village, please help to treat him!"
Mrs. Chen who was behind her also saw this and followed her. She looked at me looking like I was thinking hard and thought I didn't want to show her. "Sir, I know you are a good person. Look, you are from the same village."
, why can’t we just watch people act like this!”
I can’t say anything else, but the elders living in the village are very tolerant. Generally, as long as you don’t commit any murders or arson, they won’t want to see you anymore. But if you are in trouble, no one will.
He will sit back and ignore it. How can I put it? Even at critical moments, you can still see that people's hearts are inherently good!
I looked at the heat and nodded, "Okay, since you believe me, I'll give it a try..."
When Aunt Chen heard this, she quickly opened her mouth and shouted like Aunt Zhu: "Give me! Give me all! Sir, please show me!!"
I thought it was because Aunt Zhu was not here, otherwise Aunt Chen would have had to do this job. She was also one of the best warm-hearted people. Thinking about this, I walked up to Hou San'er in the eyes of everyone.
In front of me, at first, Hou Saner was dragging his trousers that had reached his knees, exposing his skinny thighs and still doing the "noisy gongs and drums, blasting firecrackers" action, but as soon as he saw me passing by, his expression
He was obviously a little frightened, so he took a few steps back, but his pants were not strong enough to allow him to take a big step, so I grabbed my finger and said, "Tell me! Where did that come from!!!"
Hou San'er started convulsing at that time. He rolled his eyes as he was pinched by me. He heard another exclamation in his ears, "Oh, I just said he was caught in something!!"
"Isn't that right? I must have recruited something, otherwise I would be stupid!!"
I exerted force on my hands, my eyes were slightly closed, and my lips moved up and down, as if I was muttering something silently. Hou San's daughter-in-law looked at me in shock and fear, and slowly moved to my side: "Mr.
,This is……"
The play was almost done, and I didn’t like acting either. I opened my eyes suddenly and slapped Hou Saner’s Tianling Gai: “Isn’t this the person you just want to take away if you tell me to take it away!!!”
Hou San'er then lay down softly on the ground with a squeak. His wife was even more frightened by my appearance. She looked at me with her eyes wide open and said, "This is,
What's going on..."
I let out a long breath and raised my eyes to look at her as if to stop my work: "It's the mountain god who wants to take him in."
"Ah?" Hou San's daughter-in-law was confused: "Who, the mountain god? Why."
I looked around at the villagers who were slowly approaching to hear what I was doing in vain. I cleared my throat and continued to speak: "The mountain god told me that Hou San'er has evil intentions and often does things like chickens and dogs and theft. He is very angry.
So, he wants to take away Hou San'er's soul to prevent him from torturing people in the village again..."
As soon as the words fell, before Hou San'er's wife could react, the villagers immediately understood and started whispering in groups. I don't know who said it. It seems that God has eyes. This sentence almost
It made me laugh out loud. God knows how hard it was for me to make it up!
"The mountain god wants to take our Hou San'er!?"
Hou San's daughter-in-law was not happy, could she be happy? Especially when she saw the villagers' behavior, she became angry at that time: "Why should you accept my Hou San'er? Yes, my Hou San'er is sometimes a little bit...
It doesn’t matter four or five, but it was taken by someone else! Even if it is taken away, it is not his turn! If you want to take it, why not take that one..."
While he was shouting, Hou San'er's daughter-in-law didn't feel the blood rushing to her head. She saw the livid face of the village chief's daughter-in-law at a glance and swallowed the words behind her. Although she was a little unwilling, she didn't dare to
Zai Duoyan could only look at me and whisper for help: "Sir, please think of a way. If the head of the family is gone, how will I live my life? My sister is not a few years older than you, but there is still a two-year-old at home.
As for the child, looking at the child, we can’t let Hou San’er be taken away like this.”
I pretended to be considerate and sighed: "I understand how you feel. No matter how many wrong things Hou Saner has done, he still has a wife and children. I just watch Hou Saner still go to bed."
There are older subordinates and younger ones, so I didn’t let the mountain god continue to grind him. As you can see, he is now suppressed by me. However, this is a trick that treats the symptoms rather than the root cause. I can only let Hou Saner persist for ten seconds.
It’s been half a month, and if he doesn’t break the law, he will still have to leave..."
"No, sir, please help me, don't let Hou San'er leave!"
Seeing this, Hou Saner's daughter-in-law was about to kneel down to me again. I stretched out my hand to hold her back: "You don't have to kneel down, I'm just trying to come up with something for you..."
Aunt Chen also spoke next to her, "Yes, Mr. Ma, please think of something, Hou San'er is still young!"
Hou San'er's wife was crying with tears and snot in her nose: "Yes, sir, he is still young. Although he is not a thing, who told me to blindly marry him? The child is still young. Can you help me?"
Please help us, please."
I let out a long breath: "Stop crying, there is no way, it depends on whether you do it or not!"
After hearing this, Hou San's daughter-in-law nodded repeatedly and kept sobbing: "Do as you do! Do as you do! Tell us how to break our cooperation!"
I nodded and said with a serious look on my face: "It's easy to say it's easy, but it's hard to say it's hard too. First of all, we need to take the three-poured boy whose head is wet with urine. This boy needs to be born in the Bingxu year of the lunar calendar, with the zodiac sign of dog, and the soil on the house.
Destiny, a pure boy whose age is seven! Only then can I hold the life of Hou Saner and wake up immediately. After waking up, I must do meritorious deeds for three years and collect nine hundred and ninety-nine praises from the mouths of men, women, old and children.
, This can relieve the resentment of the mountain god."
As soon as the villagers heard my solution, they started whispering to each other again. Hou Saner's wife looked at me and tried hard to repeat my words: "That is to say, first you have to find a boy to urinate to save your life, and then you wake up."
Do you have to do good things to be praised?"
I nodded: "Of course, but the mountain god is in the sky, and his eyes are everywhere. If you want to cut corners, or coerce and induce the villagers to praise you, not only will it be ineffective, but it may also anger the mountain god again. By then, everyone will be able to destroy it."
No more."
"I understand, I understand, don't worry, if he wakes up and dares to do some sneaky things, I will give him a leg discount!!"
Hou Saner's daughter-in-law immediately said harsh words and looked at me with a sincere look on her face: "You are looking for a boy first, right? He is a dog, seven years old?"
I nodded: "Yes, you should look for it slowly first, but I think you can't find it for a while, so I'm going home first."
"No! I can find it, so go to the village to look for it now!"
Hou San'er's wife was in a hurry, but San Mei'er gave me some help. She looked at me not far away and shouted: "Jiaolong, let's go back first. Xiao Shanzi said he is thirsty and I have to take him back."
Drink some water!"
"Xiao Shanzi?" Hou San'er's wife's eyes gleamed at that moment. She gulped and looked over: "Isn't Xiao Shanzi only seven or eight years old!"
"Yes, Xiaoshanzi is born in the year of the dog!" Aunt Chen was also very enthusiastic.
Hou San'er's daughter-in-law rushed towards him at that time. She looked like she was going to eat him. Xiao Shanzi was so frightened that he hid behind San Mei'er. Hou San'er's daughter-in-law grabbed his shoulders and said, "Shanzi, tell Auntie
, what do you belong to, are you seven years old, ah?!"
Xiao Shanzi looked at her in shock. This child was having a hard time. I didn't let him drink water in the early morning. Then he came over and stayed with him for a long time with a thirsty mouth. He was definitely thirsty. He nodded: "
My zodiac sign is Dog, but I am not seven years old, I will be eight years old after the Chinese New Year..."
"That's how old you are. Are you one year old or seven years old?" Hou San's daughter-in-law looked back at me as if she had found a treasure: "Sir! Can Xiaoshanzi be okay?"
"It's fine if it's a Chunyang boy born in the year Bingxu. Just see if he urinates."
I responded calmly and walked over slowly: "Xiao Shanzi, have you peed?"
Of course Xiao Shanzi shook his head, and drank a mouthful of water without peeing: "Auntie, I'm thirsty..."
"Drink water! Auntie will get you some water now!" Hou San'er's wife thought it was Xiao Shanzi talking to her, so she turned around and called the village chief's eldest daughter-in-law: "Sister-in-law, give me a scoop.
Get some water!!”
I raised my eyebrows slightly: "The child is angry after drinking cold water, and it will be useless for the child to pee..."
"Then, then..." Hou San's daughter-in-law didn't pay attention and slapped her thigh, "Sister-in-law! Get me a drink! I'll buy a box of drinks!! Well... Sir, is it okay for the kids to drink the drinks?"
I thought: "That should be okay."
Xiao Shanzi shook his head: "Auntie, my father doesn't let me take other people's food outside. I can't eat whatever I want..."
"Auntie, please drink it. You are saving my life, child!!"
Hou San's daughter-in-law was so anxious that as soon as the drinks were brought out, she inserted the tube into Xiao Shanzi's hand and forced it into Xiao Shanzi's hand: "Drink, my child, if your father is angry, I will come and tell you, and I have to thank you."
Seriously, drink!!”
It's just an ordinary carbonated drink. Children in the city are not allowed to drink it by their parents. But I don't think Xiaoshanzi can take a sip here all year round. He is really thirsty and, of course, also greedy, so Hou San's daughter-in-law forced him to push the drink away.
After holding the hand, he looked at me, and I nodded slightly in agreement. The child swallowed his saliva and drank it. Hou San's daughter-in-law looked at him eagerly, wishing that Xiaoshanzi's intestines were full of blood now. He drank from the top and drank from the bottom.
Just peed.
Not only Hou San'er's wife, but also the villagers looked at Xiao Shanzi eagerly, wanting to witness the miracle of Hou San'er being awakened by the boy's urine, which made Xiao Shanzi feel shy when drinking, but Guan Yi took it from his mouth.
After pulling it out, Hou San's daughter-in-law stuffed it into him: "Drink! My child! Drink in big gulps!!"
"Click!!"
After opening a gap or two, Xiao Shanzi's mouth said, "I can't drink any more."
"What's wrong? Have you peed?" Hou San's daughter-in-law asked expectantly.
Xiao Shanzi burped twice more and shook his head: "I haven't peeed, but I have some breath. I've been able to hold on..." (To be continued)