When it was almost dawn, Sanmei'er and I fell asleep hugging each other. The sound of firecrackers from everyone in the early morning made me wake up in a daze. Then I covered myself with the quilt again and continued to sleep until I completely stopped.
Neither San Meier nor I had any tendency to wake up. We were tired and our thoughts would fly around when we woke up, which seemed like we were escaping in dreams.
It wasn't until someone knocked on the door outside that I got up and looked at Aunt Zhu who hurriedly entered the door. Before I could open my mouth to say New Year greetings, she said anxiously: "Jiaolong! Something happened to Song Erhu!!"
I was stunned for a moment, "What happened to him?"
Then I shook my head. There were so many things that came in at once when I was watching the fireworks last night. I almost forgot about Song Erhu. I dug this hole for him. It would be strange if nothing happened.
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However, my reaction seemed extremely normal to Aunt Zhu. She swallowed her saliva and continued: "He has been jumping on the roof of their house all morning! Everyone in the village saw it! No one can stop him if he calls him!
The roof collapsed!!"
The third sister also got up and looked at Aunt Zhu rubbing her swollen eyes: "Then why did he suddenly jump on the roof..."
As he spoke, he seemed to have thought of something and glanced at me. Just as he was about to continue speaking, Aunt Zhu continued beside him: "Who knows why he suddenly became abnormal? Everyone in the village said that it must be the mountain god who wanted to take him away."
Him! He is the real scourge of the village! I heard from his sister-in-law that when she was setting off fireworks at midnight last night, she didn’t know that something was wrong and threw a bunch of firecrackers into the room prepared for Huang Pizi.
!Thousands of noises! Oops! The house that was blown up was in a state of panic! Their impure Huangpizi was also angry now! If the mountain god didn’t take care of him, he would have to be taken care of by Huangpizi now!!
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I took a deep breath and didn't respond. This is what I want to do and what I want to see. It seems that except for some things that I can't reach, everything at the moment is still according to my plan.
of.
I lifted up the quilt and went straight to the floor. I glanced at Aunt Zhu and asked, somewhat knowingly: "Auntie, what do you mean by coming to me?"
Aunt Zhu looked eager, "Jiaolong, of course you have to go and see about such a big thing. You are the only one in our village who can control these things. You are the sir!"
"But the village chief didn't come to see me."
I spoke directly, with a bit of helplessness on my face: "We are celebrating the Chinese New Year. If I come to your door like this and show it to others, isn't it a bit unlucky?"
"What's wrong with this? You're here to help!"
I shook my head and pulled Aunt Zhu's hand: "Auntie, this is different. Everyone can see the hatred between Song Erhu and me. I think the village chief is also Men Qing'er's family, and you also know their family.
How powerful is this yellow guy? If he wants to ask me for help, he will come to me on his own."
"Jiaolong, what do you mean..."
"I don't mean anything, Madam Zhu. I know you have good intentions, but going to Ganzi is not a business. Unless the village chief comes to visit in person, I won't help."
Aunt Zhu frowned: "Jiaolong, there are people living in this village..."
I muttered: "Help is a matter of love, not help is my duty. The village chief knows what this yellow guy is capable of. I think he must also know that someone will come to me if their family is in such a big trouble."
Go take the initiative to help, but I will leave it here today. Unless he sincerely comes to ask me, otherwise, I will not take action."
Speaking of which, Aunt Zhu naturally knew my intentions. Although they didn't know that I planned this matter, I must let the villagers understand that Mr. Zhu is not that cheap, and I am not idle.
Some people just come to people's homes to answer their questions. When it got to this point, I just had to let the village chief know that without me, their family would not be able to survive. But they still want to have a relationship with me? They don't even have the door!
I have lived so long that I have seen high-end people and felt inferior to others. I have also been bullied like a bastard and even worse than a dog. I am just a village chief. I don’t believe that I can’t figure it out!
After Aunt Zhu left, Third Sister came to my side and said, "Jiaolong, were you the one who made the firecrackers that Song Erhu threw into the yellow leather house?"
I said "Hmm" and went down to the ground to wash my face. Third sister put on her shoes and walked up to me: "But isn't that yellow-skinned guy very powerful? Are you sure about it?"
I smiled and looked at San Meier: "You forgot, you also said that Uncle Chou couldn't cure the yellow-skinned man, but he just looked down on the village chief's family."
Third sister frowned: "Of course I have to talk to Uncle Chou, but I don't understand this. Since that yellow man has been rampant for so many years through the body of the village chief's wife, I have to be careful."
"Do not worry."
I wiped my face and patted Third Sister's shoulder: "Have you forgotten that I was once a half-fairy? No matter how powerful that yellow-skinned guy is, he still has to call me an ancestor!"
When San Meier saw me, she felt reassured, and then she opened her mouth again: "What about Mr. Zhuo..."
"Stop talking about this."
I interrupted her softly, "Since we are staying here, don't think about those things. Just let nature take its course and do whatever you want to eat. Otherwise, you will only make yourself unhappy."
Third Sister could only nod and responded in a bad mood: "Okay."
I didn't talk about anything else with San Mei'er, but started preparing to deal with that yellow-skinned thing. Although I haven't formally met the village chief, according to my long-term understanding of him, he won't persist until the end.
They will definitely not come to me for a moment, and I am not in a hurry, but I still have to prepare things when they need to be prepared. It is not that I am not confident in myself, but that everyone is calm and calm in front of everyone, and the silent hard work behind them is indispensable.
Take a big rooster with golden hair and red crown, use a sharp knife to sing, use half a bowl of blood, then soak a few sewing needles, pick up the yang at noon and the yin at midnight, then take them out of the blood and pin them on a small square cloth.
Save for later use.
Third sister could see clearly when I was doing this, so I also told her a few words by the way. After all, if she were to look after things by my side in the future, what she would do would be Zong Bao's job back then.
After everything was properly prepared, I calmly waited at home. Speaking of it, the village chief had a bit of a temper, but he just didn't know how to do it.
In addition to Aunt Zhu who came to see me, Yuqin also came to see me. Because she is a sister of the village chief’s wife’s family, she can be regarded as the village chief’s sister-in-law, so she also asked me to go out to help, but what I said to Aunt Zhu
, I also told her again that she wanted me to take action and let the village chief come!
As soon as this word was released, it spread throughout the village. Some people said that I was arrogant. It was all from the same village and it was a matter for the village chief's family. I went to see if the village chief could treat me badly. How could I return the favor?
I can get it!
Some people said that Erhu had beaten me, and the beatings were not light. He always bullied me that I was an outsider. This was not mentioned in black and white. He didn’t even admit his mistake. I definitely can’t pretend that it didn’t happen.
Show it to others!
But no matter how many factions the village is divided into, everyone is happy to watch the fun. It's not their own family's business anyway. On the one hand, they want to see if I can help. On the other hand, they want to see if the village chief can help.
You came to me with a low face, they actually enjoyed watching this scene!
The village chief has never come, and I can receive real-time reports without going out. Yes, it is these well-respected villagers who took the initiative to come to my house to tell me what is going on in the village chief’s house. I don’t know what their mentality is, anyway.
Just don’t think it’s a big deal!
"Mr. Ma! That Song Erhu has finished jumping on the roof of their house and now goes to the wall to scream!"
"Mr. Ma! That Song Erhu took off his clothes! Just like that Hou San'er! But Hou San'er made a fuss for a little while and you took care of it. This Song Erhu has been jumping around for two or three days!"
"Mr. Ma! The village chief can't sit still! I heard that he asked Boss Song to find Mrs. Cui and come over to check it out!"
Look, this is more convenient than a mobile phone. Our home has almost turned into that ancient military camp. When one person left, the other person shouted "report!!" outside and then ran in and said quickly, General, our front line is coming.
Report, the enemy has gone to seek reinforcements!
I was so upset that I couldn't help but laugh when I looked back at this scene. However, this village chief is quite interesting. It seems that he knows my intention of letting him go. If he comes to see me, he will definitely come to me.
Pay the price.
"Oh my god! Jiaolong, there are mice!!"
I sat there and didn't move, listening to Third Sister's exclamation, I opened my eyes and looked at her: "It's okay, I'm here to report the news."
Third sister touched her heart and looked at me: "What kind of news are you reporting?"
"Mother Cui has entered the village."
I replied calmly, "It's the half-immortal the village chief hired to help his family solve their problems."
"I know, didn't Aunt Zhu say that she doesn't care about the affairs of the village chief's family because she is old?"
I laughed: "But the village chief doesn't give up. If he is willing to do something, then let's do it."
"Half-Xian'er, Jiaolong, you said that Mrs. Cui is also a Half-Xian'er. Is it the same as you before, who invited Xian'er? Then she invited Xian'er. How could she not cure a yellow-skinned child?"
I said slightly seriously: "There are many earth spirits in our mountain here, and half-fairy children are the most numerous. But the reason why they are called earth spirits is because there is a gap between the Taoism of the immortal families. Some immortal families look at the small ones.
The child's illness is severe, and some are good at divination. Just like people, the characters and strengths of the immortal family are different.
The half-fairies of the immortal family who have deep spiritual skills are also taking advantage of the situation. The half-fairies of the immortal family who have shallow spiritual skills can only treat minor illnesses and cut off small disasters. In addition, the half-celestial beings who can uphold the taboos of the immortal family
Not many. Many people who ask for immortals will be blinded by money, which delays the orthodox cultivation of the immortal family. Therefore, there will be fewer and fewer truly powerful half-immortals. This is also the reason why the northern half-immortals are becoming more and more niche.
When the Immortal family has not yet truly learned the Tao, the yellow-skinned man is the most capable of abrading people, fooling around, and fooling around. Seeing that this yellow-skinned man has been rubbing off the village chief's wife for so long, he must have some ability, maybe it is in the possession of old lady Cui.
My Xian'er can't hold this Huangpizi down, but the Huangpizi master can communicate with other people, so Mrs. Cui should also want to have a good discussion."
I talked a lot in one breath, and San Meier's face showed shock and fear. People who don't understand this will naturally feel suspenseful. Rong Danfeng in San Meier's body is even more...
Most of them have experienced the harmony of socialism and the advancement of capitalism. How can they know these spiritual creatures in rural areas?
It's just that old lady Cui couldn't send this yellow boy away before. Now if she wants to simply send him away, it will be even more useless. The house that the yellow boy's son lived in was blown up by me with Song Erhu's body. Huang Pizi will definitely have to.
It's amazing. This thing is running rampant when it's not being collected. It's still full of temper. Go ahead and make a fuss. I just want to see it make a fuss.
Before San Meier and I finished talking, another person came over to report that old woman Cui had just entered the village. She looked at Song Erhu who was standing on the wall from a distance, muttered something and turned around.
When he was about to leave, Mr. Song was very anxious, so he pulled the old lady Tian and said that he should come in and have a look when he comes!
At that time, many villagers were gathered around, looking at Mr. Song sweating profusely. Old Mrs. Cui looked at him with a frightened look on her face and said, "Can I show you that this is the case? If I come in, I will die."
You're on the inside! There is an expert in your village! That expert is sitting at home waiting for you to come to invite you! If I take action now, won't I make a joke in front of others!"
As soon as she said this, Boss Song stopped and dragged her: "Cui Banxian'er, you are also an expert!!"
Mrs. Cui waved her hands repeatedly: "It can't be fixed, and I, the little fairy, can't fix it! You should go find someone from your village quickly! Otherwise, your brother will only have half a life left if he doesn't die for two days!"
When Old Lady Cui left with a determined look on her face, and Boss Song stood there with a depressed look on his face, the villagers stepped forward to find me quickly, saying that the master in Old Lady Cui's words was obviously me! So I came here to report the news.
They taught me vividly. Really, the people in the village now pay so much attention to the matter of the village chief’s house that they get up early and wait until dusk. They gather outside the village chief’s house as soon as dawn. It’s like going to work.
Come on, don't worry at night, there are still people working overtime there, there's no point in going home, just watch Song Erhu act weird!
I think it's normal that Mrs. Cui can sense me. She has Xian'er on her body. I don't care which Xian'er she is, but it's definitely not difficult to check my bottom. Even if I don't invite Xian'er now.
I'm here, but my old fairy still protects me to a certain extent, just like a Shaolin disciple. Will he still be able to practice Shaolin martial arts after he returns to secular life? As long as I light up a cigarette, it's the same as before.
A cheating level skill.
In the evening, I did not let San Meier cook, but followed her to make a bowl of noodles. As soon as I put down my chopsticks, the village chief who had been arguing with me for several days came to the door!
It was half dark at that time, but the onlookers were still standing at the door of my house and the low fence. I stood up pretending to be puzzled and looked at the slightly fat Village Chief Song, who was in his fifties, and followed him.
The eldest son beside me said, "Village chief, why are you suddenly free to visit me?"
I knew in my heart that the village chief was definitely dissatisfied with me, but at this age he would definitely be able to do decent projects. He looked at me with a sincere expression on his face: "Jiaolong, it's called Jiaolong. Since you
Come to our village, I have always wanted to meet you, look what a spirited young man you are!
Hey! It’s my second son who doesn’t make people worry. He’s acting like a monster every day. I heard that he has some conflicts with you. Don’t take it to heart. It’s because the father didn’t educate him well.
I came here specifically to apologize to you! Boss, hurry up, how can you still eat instant noodles during the Chinese New Year! I brought roast chicken and other things to Jiaolong!"
Boss Song hurriedly put the fruits and food he had brought on my kang. He looked at me and apologized repeatedly for Song Erhu’s beating on me, “Jiaolong, brother knows that you and Uncle Chou are distant relatives.
In fact, Uncle Chou had a very good relationship with our family in the past! The subsistence allowance for Uncle Chou was specially provided by my father because he was afraid that Uncle Chou would have difficulty living with his third sister!"
I smiled with an embarrassed but hypocritical look on my face: "Jiaolong knows that the village chief has done a lot of good things for everyone. In fact, I have no actual conflicts with Brother Erhu. They are all trivial matters. I have troubled the village.
I'm really embarrassed to have to come here in person."
The village chief held my hand and said, "Nothing to be embarrassed about, Jiaolong. From now on, just tell me, my eldest nephew. If you have any difficulties in this village, just go to your uncle. If your uncle can help you, then
I can definitely do it for you! Right now, my uncle is in trouble, you have to help him!"
Okay, this is the point. I sighed and looked at him: "Since the village chief said so, Jiaolong will call you uncle. To be honest, I also know what happened to your family, uncle. I
I also want to help, but this yellow-skinned guy is really powerful. I’m afraid that I won’t be able to fight it..."
"Don't, Jiaolong, this thing has been in my house for many years. If it continues like this, your uncle's family will really be ruined. Jiaolong, you are suffering, as long as you can give this
Huang Pizi, take it away! Then you can put forward any conditions..."
As he said that, he glanced at Boss Song cautiously: "Boss, go and close the door tightly and tell everyone what's going on in this excitement!"
After receiving the order, Boss Song immediately went out and shouted, "It's all gone! Stop watching the fun! It's gone!!"
The village chief took this opportunity and whispered to me in a low voice: "As long as you can explain this matter clearly to my uncle, if you tell me the number, I will definitely be unambiguous."
I raised my eyebrows, this is what I want.
Thinking about it, I still looked at him with some embarrassment: "Uncle, Jiaolong calls you uncle, aren't we talking about heretics? How about this, uncle, please let me think about this job,
It’s not easy to do, I still have to..."
"We don't have time, Jiaolong, just tell me, you can put forward any conditions!!"
Seeing the village chief patting his thigh anxiously, I felt that the heat was almost done, so I gritted my teeth and nodded: "Okay, uncle, I only have three requests. If you agree, then Jiaolong will risk his life to fight with that person."
Let’s have a fight with Huang Pizi!”
"Three hundred are fine, as long as you go, really!"
I smiled slightly: "Don't agree so readily, uncle. For such a big thing, my request is naturally not simple."
"You tell me, you tell me first and I listen first!"
I nodded: "The first request is to build a school in the village to solve the problem of children in the village not being able to come back after going to school outside."
"Um..." the village chief frowned: "I have applied, and my grandson has been living on campus since he was young. However, the town's funds are tight and the construction cannot be completed. There is nothing I can do."
"I will find a way to deal with the money, but you have to deal with the school qualifications. As far as I know, there are quite a lot of children in the village, and many of the right age have delayed their normal education because of the financial resources for schooling.
Entry age.”
The village chief nodded, "Okay, as long as the funds are in place, I will find a way for the rest! What about the second one..."
"The second one is Big Brother's recycling station. From now on, the villagers' wild goods must be recycled at market prices, and the prices cannot be deliberately lowered. Uncle, you understand what I mean."
"Jiao Long, this is..."
"Boss!"
The village chief was completely different from Boss Song's anxious reaction at that time. He interrupted Boss Song and breathed a sigh of relief. I think he must have known that I would have the idea of taking the delivery station. After all, San Meier's matter was not his.
I knew it, but I didn't expect that I wasn't asking San Mei'er to compete with his son for business, but asking his son to raise the recycling price. Although they made less money, wasn't the business still theirs?
"Okay, I agree to this. I didn't lower the price on purpose in the past. It was mainly because the mountain road was difficult to walk. I asked my son to do this for the convenience of everyone. We are all in the same village. It's okay if I pay some money!"
Hey, what the village chief said sounded nice.
I remained noncommittal and continued: "The third one is subsistence allowance. I heard..."
"I'll do it, I'll do it! I'll go investigate right away, and I'll do it for anyone who meets the conditions!!"
The village chief was anxious and took my arm: "Jiaolong, come and have a look first! As long as you take a good look, I will agree to whatever you say!!"
"Dad!" Boss Song opened his mouth with some dissatisfaction: "His conditions are a bit difficult for our family!"
"What's wrong!"
The village chief's eyes widened: "What Jiaolong said is what I should do! Jiaolong! I'm here to ask you to move over and have a look!"