Is this a hallucination after drinking? Or maybe I heard it wrong.
The squad leader was blaming them for not drinking with him, not scolding them for drinking secretly.
How is that possible?
His brain briefly short-circuited, but Chen Lu quickly reacted and immediately said with a smile: "Squad leader, we were wrong. Come on, have a drink."
After saying that, Chen Lu immediately led Xu Jiang to sit down.
"Flea, what are you doing standing still? Get a bottle of wine for the squad leader."
Seeing Flea, who was still staring blankly, Chen Lu gave him a kick.
"Oh!"
The flea was startled and quickly turned around to get the wine, but still had an expression of "who am I and where am I"?
Are the monitor and deputy serious?
Are you really going to get a drink for the monitor?
Halfway through, Flea looked back in disbelief, and accidentally stepped on a wine bottle that someone had just dropped on the ground.
With a pop, a dog fell and gnawed on the mud.
A row of black lines suddenly stood up on Chen Lu's forehead, and he couldn't see it.
Flea quickly climbed up, patted the dirt on his body, and brought a bottle of beer to the squad leader with an embarrassed look on his face: "Here you go, squad leader, here it is."
Xu Jiang took the wine bottle from Flea's hand and smiled: "A bunch of bastards, I trained them for three months and left immediately. I don't want to ask for such a good thing."
"Squad leader, we were wrong."
Chen Lu immediately admitted his mistake, and others followed suit.
"Huh..."
Only then did Chen Lu let out a sigh of relief.
I’m so flustered!
The squad leader likes to talk sarcastically. Before the squad leader took the bottle, Chen Lu couldn't tell which of the other person's words was true.
At this moment, everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Although no one has figured out what happened, this is no longer important.
Anyway, if the squad leader doesn’t scold or punish, he’s just a good person and can’t control that much.
"Squad leader, take a sip of this with your drink."
At this moment, Tieniu handed Xu Jiang an opened bag of beef jerky with a smile on his face.
Chen Lu was slightly startled.
This alcohol is a good thing!
During the usual training, Tieniu was punished the most by the squad leader. Usually Tieniu would shrink his neck when he saw Xu Jiang. Unexpectedly, after drinking some wine, Tieniu actually got on the road.
Xu Jiang glanced at the half of beef jerky left in the bag and cursed: "You have eaten half of it, give it back to me, and let me eat your saliva."
"I'm sorry, monitor, I got you a new pack."
Tieniu immediately laughed and said.
Just when Tieniu was embarrassed and wanted to retract his hand, Xu Jiang suddenly snatched the beef jerky from his hand and said with a smile: "I'm just kidding, this thing is for drinking, if you know how to eat it, you will be a soldier in the cooking class in the future!"
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After saying that, I took a bite of beef jerky and chewed it with relish.
Tieniu was stunned, and a touch of emotion flashed in his eyes.
Cooking class?
Wait, does the monitor mean that I will go to the cooking class?
Under the stimulation of alcohol, a flash of excitement flashed through his bloodshot eyes, and the smile at the corner of his mouth spread uncontrollably to his entire face.
Just when Tieniu couldn't help but want to ask something more, Xu Jiang said loudly: "Come, drink, I'm here, don't look at me."
"I know you have been training hard during this period, so I want to relax for you."
After finishing speaking, he paused, and then Xu Jiang continued: "I am not unreasonable, squad leader, but you will have to show your true ability in the assessment tomorrow."
"Okay."
Everyone shouted loudly.
Now that the monitor has joined, everyone is completely relaxed.
"Squad leader, I respect you, and I promise not to disappoint you in tomorrow's assessment."
Wang Bing held up the wine bottle proudly and looked at the squad leader drunkenly.
Xu Jiang gave him a slap on the head and cursed: "Tomorrow's assessment is yours. It's not that you won't let me down, but that you don't leave any regrets."
"Yes."
Wang Bing stood at attention, but he stood crookedly.
Chen Lu also went to toast with the squad leader.
Xu Jiang stared at him with eyes as deep as a pool, "You don't make people worry, just don't hide your clumsiness in the assessment."
Under the squad leader's eyes that seemed to be able to see through people's hearts, Chen Lu almost ran away even if he was drunk.
Everyone was talking and laughing.
"Old Xu, smoke."
At this time, Wang Bing lit a fire and approached Xu Jiang.
As a result, Xu Jiang took off the cigarette that was already in his mouth and cursed directly: "Old Xu, this is what you called me."
Wang Bing chuckled and said, "Squad leader, smoke."
This guy is thick-skinned and not embarrassed.
"Just kidding, okay, I won't do it next time."
After saying that, he put the cigarette back to his mouth and asked Wang Bing to help him light it.
Just like that, almost thirty minutes passed.
"Squad leader, can I really go to the cooking class?"
Tieniu couldn't help it anymore and took the opportunity to toast and talk to the squad leader.
The squad leader's words just now were like a cat's claw, digging and digging in his heart.
At this moment, suddenly, a flashlight from the distance suddenly came over.
The scene suddenly became quiet.
"Okay, it's quite lively."
Before anyone could react, there was a sudden cold snort.
Wait, this is the company commander’s voice.
The company commander is here!
Chen Lu felt excited in his heart and stood up with a "swish".
Following that, he found that the squad leader also stood up immediately next to him.
The others didn't know if it was because of the influence of alcohol that their reactions were much slower, and they stood up one after another with help.
Soon, with the sound of footsteps, the company commander and instructor appeared in front of everyone, with serious expressions and blazing anger in their eyes.
The whole place was as silent as death for a moment, and everyone's eyes were wide open at this moment.
"Company Commander!"
"Instructor!"
"It's a big deal this time."
Immediately, many people were sweating profusely and half sober.
"Report, hello, company commander, hello instructor!"
Chen Lu immediately shouted loudly.
Although he was mentally prepared when he heard the company commander's voice, when he faced the serious faces of the company commander and instructor, his heart beat several beats faster.
If you are hasty, you will lose your security.
There is no escape!
Who gave us the courage to smoke and drink together in the recruit company, Liang Jingru?
In an instant, various thoughts emerged, and Chen Lu's forehead was covered with cold sweat.
At this moment, Wang Bing walked forward with a can of beer in hand and said drunkenly: "Company commander, instructor, thank you for your hard work. Come and have a drink with the brothers."
"This..."
In an instant, Chen Lu was so frightened that he almost suffered cardiac arrest and died on the spot.
Especially toasting to the company commander, this is a scene that would not be filmed in a TV series.
At this time, with his sensitive facial features, he could clearly hear the thumping sound of the squad leader's heart, which was no louder than his own. He couldn't help but glance out of the corner of his eyes and found that the squad leader's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.
Can it be dark?
These recruits drank two cups of horse urine and may have thought that the entire military camp belonged to them. However, Xu Jiang knew very well that if they were caught drinking, they would be reported to the Military Affairs Section or Military Affairs Section.
They will also be criticized at military meetings, inspected, and finally given demerits.
If I hadn't been drinking too, I would have passed away by now.
The next moment, Yang Song took the wine from Wang Bing's hand, poured it directly on Wang Bing's head, and shouted sternly: "Line up, stand at attention, run ten kilometers, and tomorrow everyone will review with 3,000 words."
After saying that, he glanced at Xu Jiang with murderous eyes, turned around and left with the instructor.
Xu Jiang felt a chill in his heart and his face looked ugly.
"Huh..."
At this moment, Chen Lu let out a heavy breath and turned his head, only to find that the squad leader's forehead was already covered with sweat.
However, I am very lucky and there is no punishment.
Soon, Xu Jiang regained his composure and cursed: "Pick up the garbage, quickly, ten kilometers away."
After ten kilometers, everyone except Xu Jiang vomited.
Ten kilometers later, everyone was awake.
In the dormitory.
Old Xu cursed: "I've suffered so much from you bastards. It's okay. Why don't you drink and chat?"
"Hurry up and write a review. It's due tomorrow."
He snorted coldly and went out.
The company commander did not punish them, but his buttocks were not wiped clean. He planned to go to the company commander and instructor to apologize to Qiong.
In fact, if he had another chance to choose, Xu Jiang would still stick to his original intention.
Who hasn’t been crazy when they were young?
Besides, without leaving unforgettable memories, the recruit company is not perfect!
And cursing seemed to be contagious. As soon as the squad leader left, Chen Lu was walking around the dormitory, cursing: "Fuck! I finally wrote three thousand words of reflection, and here comes another three thousand."
"Three thousand and three thousand, please kill me."
Tieniu fell directly to the floor and sighed.
"Hey! My dad already said that wine is not a good thing. Drinking too much will be fine."
Zhang Laifu doesn’t look good either.
Flea was holding on to the bed frame, his face was pale, and he didn't speak. It wasn't that he didn't want to speak, but he didn't have the strength, because he was the one who vomited the most.
Before the company commander came, he had already vomited twice. After ten kilometers, his stomach acid was almost gone.
"Wang Bing, you actually toasted to the company commander, you are awesome!"
Suddenly, Chen Lu didn't know what he thought of and cursed at Wang Bing.
"Mad! You bastard, you scared me to death."
"It's all his fault, beat him."
The next moment, everyone was attacking Wang Bing, mainly because it was too scary at the time.
Wang Bing held his head and cried sadly: "Brother, I was wrong."
"Don't you have to be punished if I don't toast to the company commander?"
"Stop fighting, I have to write six thousand words."
Amid Wang Bing's wails, everyone finally stopped.
At this time, Chen Lu looked at Wang Bing, who was bruised and swollen, and asked doubtfully: "You want to write six thousand words?"
"I also want to write the squad leader's share."
Wang Bing touched the scars on his face and body, took a breath and cried.
Without saying a word, Chen Lu directly handed over the paper in his hand, "Come on, good people will do their best to the end and write nine thousand words. The squad vice president is also the squad leader!"