"Hello... hello, can you hear me? The signal in the dormitory is not good, I'll go outside, you wait."
Xu Jiang kept pressing the phone to his ear and walked nervously outside the dormitory.
Some people feel pity... Chen Lu looked at Xu Jiang's back and shook his head.
He knows his quirky aunt very well, and this scene is so familiar.
In fact, Chen Lu had already imagined the scene in his grandmother's living room in his mind. His aunt might be squatting on a chair with bare feet, holding the receiver of her cell phone tightly with one hand, eating melon seeds at the same time, or sneaking back to her room...
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Of course, the aunt ran back to the room not to talk on the phone with the other party, but to prevent grandma from breaking into her.
In the past few years, my aunt has done this in order to deal with the so-called talents from all over the world that her grandmother and a group of aunts and wives have been looking for for her.
Sometimes, when he encounters someone who is stalking him, Chen Lu will become his aunt's accomplice.
The squad leader left, and the dormitory suddenly became quiet.
Everyone, whether they were in the shop or on the lower bunk, standing or sitting, stretched their necks and focused their eyes on Chen Lu.
Bang!
Soon, the quiet dormitory was suddenly broken by the sound of Wang Bing jumping down from the upper bunk. Before he could stand up straight, he shouted excitedly: "Chen Lu, no, you will be my Brother Chen from now on. Do you want to do this?"
Pervert, you can choose from Qingdao or Peking University!"
"I thought you were bragging, but I didn't expect it to be true. Haha, our third class actually has a top scorer in the college entrance examination!"
Tieniu walked around Chen Lu, looking left and right, and said with a shocked look on his face: "I remember that one of our county's top candidates came out one year, and they were beating gongs and drums. It was very lively."
"At that time, Murakami even had thousands of tables set up with flowing water tables. By the way, it would be a waste for you to come to serve as a soldier."
The other recruits also surrounded Chen Lu like a panda and spoke one after another.
"I didn't expect that I was in the same class and dormitory as the top scorer in the college entrance examination. Damn, I can brag about it for the rest of my life."
"Brother Chen, if you weren't in the army now, you might have become an Internet celebrity."
"By the way, why are you a top scorer in the college entrance examination and serving as a soldier? This is the first time I have seen a top scorer in the college entrance examination alive."
In the dormitory, everyone was surrounded by Brother Lu on the left and Brother Chen on the right. Some people even touched Chen Lu, as if they wanted to get a taste of Chen Lu's immortal energy.
Chen Lu remained calm and carefully distanced himself from everyone. However, as he listened, a row of black lines gradually stood up on his forehead.
Why does it feel like something is wrong? What does it mean to be the top scorer in the college entrance examination alive?
Shouldn’t it be that the rare top scorer in the college entrance examination should be alive?
At this moment, a big man from the Northeast who was usually a bit naive suddenly squeezed in from the crowd, grabbed Chen Lu's arm and sat down on his bed, then squatted down: "Brother Lu, tell me, use
How can I become the top scorer in the college entrance examination?"
"Oh!"
Suddenly, there was a burst of boos in the dormitory.
"No, forget about being the top scorer in the college entrance examination. Brother Lu, just teach us how to recite the regulations and save the children in the Northeast."
The Northeastern man chuckled.
At this moment, when they heard the internal affairs order, no one laughed at the fact that there was a child as big as the Northeastern man, and they all echoed: "Brother Lu, please save this child."
"Also, we are all children."
Chen Lu: "..."
Everyone looked at Chen Lu's troubled expression, and nervous expressions suddenly appeared on their faces.
They come to serve as soldiers at this time, and they are basically a group of guys who can't study. Of course, people like Chen Lu, who is the top scorer in the college entrance examination, also come to serve as soldiers, which is a different kind.
Chen Lu glanced at everyone, took a deep breath, as if he had made a major decision, and said angrily: "It's not impossible to tell you some skills, but you have to agree to a condition first."
"Brother Lu, don't mention one condition. I agree to all ten. You can make whatever you want."
Wang Bing banged his chest.
Tieniu said loudly: "Brother Lu, do you mean going up the mountain of knives or going down into the sea of fire? If you blink your eyes, I am not Cheng Tieniu."
At this time, the Northeastern man directly pulled Wang Bing and Tieniu away from Chen Lu with one hand and another: "Hey, there's someone who came first. You said all my lines. What did I say?"
Chen Lu raised his hands, and everyone immediately fell silent. He then smiled bitterly and said, "Can you guys take a bath and wash your feet every day from now on? At night, the smoke makes me unable to sleep."
After saying that, he slapped his face with his hand.
When Wang Bing and the others surrounded him just now, he had already carefully avoided it, but he was suddenly attacked by the Northeastern man and dragged in directly. If it hadn't been for the past few days and getting used to it, he would have vomited just now.
There is no way, a group of big men, their clothes started to get wet when they went out for exercise in the morning. They trained in the morning, trained in the afternoon, and called roll call once in the evening. At the end of the day, their clothes were soaked with sweat longer than they were dry.
As a result, I took a shower on the first day, and today is the fourth day. Except for him, everyone’s green military uniforms are already covered with white salt from dried sweat.
Nowadays, let alone taking a shower, there are only a few people washing their feet. Everyone falls down and snores.
Chen Lu had been holding back for a long time. Several times he had the urge to ask Xu Jiang whether his nose was malfunctioning. Every time he lay down on the bed, he was like a zombie, motionless.
At this time, Wang Bing, who showed a hint of embarrassment on his face, glanced at everyone who was also embarrassed, and asked doubtfully: "Is it really smelly? Tieniu, can you smell it?"
"It's okay, it just smells like sweat."
Tieniu sniffed it a few times and said with a smile.
Chen Lu took the opportunity to find an opportunity, stepped out of the crowd, and said unbearably: "Can't you smell it? Mosquitoes can be smoked to death."
Wang Bing smiled very bachelorly and said: "Hey, Brother Lu, you are a pervert. Under the torture of the squad leader, you still have the energy to wash up and endorse. If we come back, you will die if you move."
"Don't tell me, I couldn't move my feet as soon as I got back to the dormitory." Tieniu looked at Chen Lu and said in surprise, "No, Brother Lu, I saw it when I was taking a shower that day, your small body is
How can you withstand the torture of the squad leader?"
"I grew up in the mountains, and I think my physical fitness is as good as that of other recruits. But how did I find out that your physical fitness is even better than mine."
"Yes, your skin is so fair. You can tell at a glance that you are from the city. Why are we almost exhausted and you don't have anything to do?"
"Forget it, don't care, give me a hug, I have some talents like the top scorer in the college entrance examination."
"Come on, Brother Lu, don't run!"
Wang Bing and others couldn't understand, and immediately gave up thinking. They gathered around Chen Lu one by one, their eyes glowing green, as if those who were living a good life had seen the girls.
"Get out!"
These guys haven't showered in three days... Chen Lu's expression changed and he ran away.
He ran to the corridor in one breath before stopping and taking a deep breath. At this moment, he felt like he was alive.
In the afternoon, the recruits' daily training continued and ended with a three-kilometer run.
Gulu gulu!
When Chen Lu returned to the dormitory, he took a kettle and drank it.
In this June weather, in the afternoon, the ground on the training ground was smoking. After running the last three kilometers, Chen Lu felt that his throat was smoking because he had to shout the squad leader's weird slogan.
In fact, not only Chen Lu, but everyone turned into big buffaloes as soon as they returned to the dormitory.
After Chen Lu replenished his fluids, he took this time to quickly take out the internal affairs order from the cabinet and recite it.
There is no way, after activating the system, his memory ability during the day is super invincible. Just relying on this, he got the top score in the college entrance examination like a joke, but he can't do it at night.
There are only a few days left in the time given to him by the system. He must seize the time to recite the regulations.
There is still 100 experience points left to upgrade, and after completing this mission, the system reward experience points will be exactly 100.
A minute later, a sweaty Xu Jiang came in from the outside and looked at the scene in the dormitory. The next moment, his roar erupted in the dormitory.
"Look at you guys, the top scorers in the college entrance examination are rushing to endorse, but you are just drinking water!"
"You are not afraid that others will work harder than you, but you are afraid that outstanding people will work harder than you. How can you have the nerve to remain calm and watch the top scorer in the college entrance examination endorse in front of you..."
Wang Bing and others looked dry. After putting down the buckets, they silently took out their own internal affairs order book.
Soon, the sound of reading could be heard in the third class dormitory.
However, Chen Lu on the side frowned and closed the notebook in his hand.
The smell of sweat and foot odor came in waves. It would be okay if he didn't open his mouth. He would try to slow down his breathing rate and reduce the intensity of his breathing, but it would not work if he opened his mouth.
The sour smell passed through his mouth and poured directly into his internal organs. Chen Lu's stomach turned and he retched.
"Report!"
Chen Lu couldn't bear it anymore and walked to the squad leader's bed where his body was lying again.
"Say."
After lying dead, Xu Jiang seemed to have really turned into a zombie. He spoke less, but his tone was not so stiff.
"I want to go to the service center of the recruit company to buy a bottle of air freshener."
Xu Jiang, who had his eyes closed, opened his eyes after hearing this, raised his hand to look at his watch, and said gently: "Calculate the time, don't miss the meeting."
After saying that, he immediately closed his eyes again.
It turns out that the squad leader also has such a gentle side... Wang Bing and others were stunned for a while after hearing this.
The monitor's tone just now seemed like that of the head teacher talking to a top student in the class. When had I ever been treated like this in front of the monitor?
However, they soon figured out that Chen Lu was the top scorer in the college entrance examination!
"Yes."
Chen Lu seemed to feel that the smell in the dormitory was getting more sour. He quickly took the order and rushed out of the dormitory as if he were running away in the envious eyes of other recruits.
After walking out of the door, Chen Lu took a deep breath and came alive.
He calculated the time and found that he still had plenty of time. The squad leader also said that he could just come back before the assembly, so he recited while wandering to the service club of the recruit company.
The service club of the recruit company is in the living area of the recruit camp. When they first arrived, Xu Jiang took them to buy some daily necessities. He knew the way.
Five minutes later, Chen Lu stood at the door of the service club and saw the same old man sitting inside as he did last time.
"Hello, sir, do you have any air freshener?"
Chen Lu asked politely.
It is said to be the service club of the recruit company, but it is actually a canteen. However, it is not easy to open it here. It must be the military relative of the big boss in the army.
Or maybe, the uncle inside is like a sweeping monk.
The old man's hair was gray and sparse, and he wore large black-rimmed glasses. He lowered his head, the frames almost reached the tip of his nose, and his attention was focused on the newspaper in his hand.
Hearing the sound, he slowly raised his head and rolled his eyes. When he saw someone coming in, he straightened his eyes and asked, "What do you mean, what dose is empty?"
Is this Uncle Ma... Chen Lu complained, speaking clearly and repeating it word for word: "The air is clear..."
As a result, before Chen Lu finished speaking, he saw the uncle turn around, reach out and grab a white bottle from above his head, with the two characters "Xilan" printed on it and a blue lid.
"How much?"
Seeing that the goods were available, Chen Lu was delighted and immediately asked with a smile.
The uncle straightened his arms, leaned back slightly, stared at the bottle in his hand and said: "A bottle is 20, I suggest you get a few more bottles."
Having said this, the uncle looked up at Chen Lu and continued: "Young man, you must not be able to stand the air in the dormitory, right? Let me tell you, to get rid of the smell of sweat and foot odor, this thing needs to be made in China...
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"This is what the national football team uses!"
The uncle is your uncle... Chen Lu was stunned for a moment after hearing this.