Chapter 37 I’m not perverted enough, I look out of place
"Liao Xuebing!"
Chen Lu, who had just raised his feet to go up the stairs, suddenly heard a roar from upstairs. He couldn't help but pause, and a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes appeared in his mind.
This guy's name has the same character as Wang Bing. Wang Bing talks a lot, maybe because he has been in society for two years, he looks carefree and a little out of touch.
However, Liao Xuebing is not very talkative. Children from the north have thick and raised eyebrows. You can tell at a glance that they are people with bad tempers.
It is said that the other party has one thing in common with Tieniu, he also has a girlfriend.
As far as we know, they are the only two people in class three who have girlfriends. One has a bad temper, and the other is indifferent. During his free time in the past two days, Chen Lu quietly analyzed whether men with flaws are more likely to arouse women's love.
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Now, you don’t need to guess, it must be the spectators who don’t think it’s a big deal, and the pointing of other recruits directly ignited the temper of this thick-browed brother.
There won't be a fight, right... Chen Lu was shocked, took three steps at a time, took two steps up the stairs, and hurried to the corridor.
"Tch! You're embarrassed and don't want others to see you."
"The corridor belongs to everyone, why should we be allowed to walk?"
On the stairs, Chen Lu also heard the voices of recruits from other classes cursing.
After all, everyone is a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, not to mention that everyone has been ravaged by their squad leader in the past few days, and no one has a good temper.
"TMD! Say it again."
Chen Lu rushed into the corridor in one breath and found that Liao Xuebing had taken off the water cup above his head. Like Zhang Fei from Yan, veins were erect on his forehead and neck, his face was red, and he was glaring fiercely at the recruits opposite.
Not to be outdone, the new recruits all stared angrily.
Phew!
Seeing that there was no fight, Chen Lu breathed a sigh of relief.
He had some impressions of the new recruits, but he didn't know which class they were from.
"Chen Lu!"
At this time, Liao Xuebing looked at Chen Lu who was rushing up. He was slightly startled, as if he thought of something, and immediately stopped.
"Shh! The squad leader is back, Xuebing, come back quickly and stand still."
At this moment, Wang Bing quickly lowered his voice to remind him, and after speaking, his body quietly tensed up.
Liao Xuebing's heart trembled, and he quickly retreated to the wall, then quickly put the water glass back on his head, took a deep breath, and calmed down.
When the recruits who were watching the excitement heard that the squad leader had returned, their expressions changed, and in the next second, they disappeared like frightened birds.
The corridor, which was originally tense, immediately became quiet.
Monitor?
The monitor is back too?
Chen Lu turned around in confusion when he heard this, but he didn't see Xu Jiang at all. Soon, he understood that Wang Bing and the others had misunderstood that the squad leader had also come back.
"Ahem!"
Chen Lu cleared his throat, raised his head and chest, glanced at Wang Bing and others who were standing in a row, and said seriously: "Stand still, you, and you, keep your stomachs in check."
What's going on?
Everyone remained motionless, their eyes slanted, looking at Chen Lu doubtfully.
"No, brother, where is the monitor?"
For a moment, Xu Jiang was not seen, so Wang Bing couldn't help but speak.
Chen Lu looked serious: "Who are you calling? Remember, I will be your deputy squad leader from now on. Stand still, even if you are made fun of by other classes, don't you have some sense of shame?"
Deputy monitor?
Everyone was a little confused.
Tieniu rolled his eyes, looked Chen Lu up and down, and said in surprise: "Which...Brother Lu, did something good happen to you today? This doesn't look like you."
Damn shame, these sequelae are a bit powerful... Chen Lu was stunned, and smiled helplessly, but with a straight face, he still imitated Xu Jiang's sullen look.
Wang Bing's ears twitched, he listened warily to the movement on the other side of the stairs, and then laughed and said: "Brother Lu, stop joking. Didn't we agree that our own people will not involve our own people?"
"Hey! What are you doing with your ears? Can't you understand people? Call the deputy squad leader."
Chen Lu is serious.
"What do you mean? Are you really the deputy squad leader?"
Wang Bing looked at Chen Lu in disbelief and took the cup off his head as he spoke.
"Yes, please call me deputy monitor from now on."
Tieniu saw Wang Bing take down the cup, turned to look in the direction of the stairs, then took off the cup above his head, and looked at Chen Lu in surprise: "Brother Lu, did I hear you right?"
Wang Bing seemed to have thought of something and grabbed Chen Lu, "What happened to you just now with the squad leader? Did you give him any money?"
At this moment, other people also reacted, knowing that the squad leader had not come back yet, and they all took off the cups above their heads, but looked at Chen Lu with a somewhat complicated look.
Although everyone is now mentally prepared for Chen Lu to be the deputy squad leader, after all, his strength is there.
After training every day, everyone is so tired that they can fall asleep when they touch the bed. Let alone taking a shower, sometimes they don’t even have the energy to wash their feet. However, this guy still has the energy to take a shower every day. His physical fitness is very strong.
Gotta give it a try.
What’s even more perverted is that he won the top spot in the college entrance examination.
Haha, until now, no one among them has figured out why the top scorer in the college entrance examination came here to serve as a soldier?
Wouldn’t it be nice to study at Tsinghua University, Peking University, or go directly to a military academy?
It’s just that this is only the fourth day. Isn’t it too fast? It will take at least 2 weeks. Let’s see who is more comprehensive?
"How many days will it take you to become the deputy squad leader?" At this time, Wang Bing, holding a water glass in one hand, regained his playful smile, "Has the squad leader fallen in love with your beautiful aunt?"
Chen Lu looked at this jerky guy and coughed: "What nonsense are you telling the truth? Don't you believe it?"
Tieniu came up to him and said, "Nonsense, you sneaked out with the squad leader just now and you came back as the deputy squad leader. If there is nothing fishy, I won't believe it even if you beat me to death."
"Hmm!"
Wang Bing touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "I remembered that the monitor's eyes were wrong when he looked at the photo that day. Also, you gave the monitor a photo of your aunt."
"Tell me, have you done anything to disgrace your aunt?"
Wang Bing seems to be someone who has come before and has a well-thought-out approach.
The monitor confiscated the photo, okay... Chen Lu complained in his heart.
As a result, before Chen Lu had time to explain, other recruits also started to boo.
"666, there is definitely adultery!"
"By the way, Brother Lu's aunt is really beautiful. Brother Lu, how many aunts do you have?"
"Brother Lu, he's called the deputy squad leader."
"Those who have girlfriends are called deputy monitors, and those who don't have girlfriends are called Brother Lu. I don't have a girlfriend yet."
As he said this, everyone gathered around.
Chen Lu looked at everyone warily, took a step back, and warned: "Don't make trouble, stand back, the squad leader will be back."
These guys haven't taken a shower for several days. Although they are ventilated in the corridor, if they fall into their trap, they will definitely be in a state of ecstasy.
Chen Lu analyzed it in his mind and found out that according to the ambient air quality index, it was divided into levels one to six. It was a good thing that these guys didn't move just now. If they moved together like this, the air pollution index in the corridor must have reached level six.
Wang Bing looked at Chen Lu, who looked wary, and said mischievously: "The squad leader is not here, you want to pee on top of us!"
After saying that, he kicked off the ground with both feet, lifted his body into the air, and pounced directly towards Chen Lufei.
Phew!
Before anyone arrived, a sour smell hit my face.
Chen Lu's expression changed, and he quickly stepped back. Looking at the others who were about to move, he suddenly became wise and shouted: "Everyone from the third class is here, gather."
Snap!
Liao Xuebing, the tallest man, glanced at the corridor, took a step to the left, then turned, with his right foot firmly leaning on his left foot, and his posture was straight.
Tread!
The next moment, the rhythm of small steps sounded in the corridor, and everyone immediately lined up with Liao Xuebing as the leader, stood at attention, and formed a column.
The movements are orderly and quick, and done in one go.
In the past few days, under the devilish training of the squad leader, they have become a conditioned reflex for passwords.
In an instant, the corridor became quiet.
"Fuck! Scared us, brothers, scared him to death. I'm responsible for that."
"Beat him for being such a loser."
The next moment, everyone who reacted immediately dispersed and surrounded Chen Lu with bared teeth and claws.
It's too big... Chen Lu's expression changed, his feet suddenly exerted force, and with a lunge, he rushed out of the crowd just a second before the crowd formed a circle.
Bang!
Pushing open the door, Chen Lu rushed into the dormitory.
Tread!
The footsteps in the corridor were noisy and messy. Liao Xuebing and Wang Bing followed closely behind him with a group of recruits.
"If you don't get punished well, don't blame me this time. The squad leader is following me and will be here soon."
At the critical moment, Chen Lu used his trump card.
There was nothing I could do about it. Damn it is a catchphrase of northerners, while southerners usually used insults when they cursed. Chen Lu didn't need to turn around to know that Liao Xuebing and Wang Bing were following closely behind him.
It's okay if you don't take the lead, but everyone may just talk.
However, someone is taking the lead now, especially Liao Xuebing, a northerner who has only one brain. If he doesn't stop his losses in time, his innocence may not be guaranteed.
Damn herding effect!
Squad leader, where are you... Chen Lu rushed into the dormitory and shouted in his heart. Since joining the army, he has never been so eager for Xu Jiang's appearance.
Sure enough, when they heard the word monitor, everyone paused and turned to look behind them.
"Where are the people?"
Just when everyone thought they had been cheated again, a familiar roar sounded from the direction of the corridor.
"Damn it! The monitor is really back."
Liao Xuebing's heart trembled, and he immediately turned around and wanted to rush out of the dormitory, but he was quickly blocked at the door, because he was the first one just now, and now he was the last one.
With him was Wang Bing, who looked nervous.
Now, the two of them can only wait behind.
Ping, bang, bang!
"Don't squeeze, you stepped on my foot."
"This is my cup, don't kick it!"
Suddenly, everything in the dormitory was abuzz.
Phew!
Unlike everyone's panic, Chen Lu breathed a sigh of relief and was sweating profusely.
When Liao Xuebing and Wang Bing rushed to the corridor, they found that other people were already standing close to the wall, the cups above their heads not moving at all, and everyone had serious faces.
The squad leader, who was about 1.8 meters tall and stout, with a pale face and hands behind his back, was standing there, feeling an invisible pressure coming towards him.
"Report!"
Wang Bing looked at the squad leader with cold eyes, his heart trembled, he immediately stood up and spoke.
Liao Xuebing's expression changed, he stood at attention and shouted: "Report."
"What are you doing?"
The monitor's sharp eyes swept across the crowd, and finally he stared at the two of them coldly, his voice without any emotion or emotion.
The entire corridor became eerily quiet. Everyone could hear each other breathing, but no one dared to make a sound.
After a moment, Wang Bing said bravely: "Report, squad leader, we just went to the bathroom."
"Is the bathroom in the dormitory? Do you want to poop on your own bed or mine?"
"Stand back immediately. No one is allowed to take the cup without my order..."
For a while, the only sound left in the corridor was Xu Jiang's roar.
In the dormitory.
When will I, the class vice president, be as dignified as Lao Xu? I am still not perverted enough and seem incompatible with this role... The top scorer in the college entrance examination who felt a strong sense of shame smiled bitterly.