Aunt Jiang Xiuer turned over and assumed the position of riding a donkey watching a play. She sat on her nephew's abdomen and pressed it hard, "Are you convinced? Take it out!"
Then, she exerted force on her small waist and pressed her butt hard against her lower abdomen.
This move has been very useful since he was a child. Every time, Chen Lu screamed and had to obey.
After all, Jiang Xiu'er is several years older than Chen Lu, and the girl's body develops earlier, so her strength is naturally much greater than that of Chen Lu, a young boy who has just grown up.
As a result, Chen Lu's waist suddenly flicked, and she was thrown up completely. She fell to the side of the seat and almost hit her head against the car door.
Jiang Xiuer stared at Chen Lu in surprise, "Did you take Dali Pill today? You are so strong!"
They have been fighting for so many years, but Jiang Xiuer has never suffered a loss at the hands of her little nephew. Although Chen Lu has grown up and become stronger, she tried it yesterday and was not as strong as herself.
Why is it that Popeye is possessed today? His strength is soaring!
Is this a little man turning into a big man?
Chen Lu clenched his fist and shook it in Jiang Xiuer's face, "I'm telling you, I'm no longer the little Chen Lu I used to be. Besides, outsiders are watching, so stop making trouble."
How could Jiang Xiuer give up? That was 500 yuan, enough for her to squander for several days.
"Even if you are Da Chen Lu, I am still your aunt. I don't believe it. I can't deal with you, a little brat."
Jiang Xiuer rolled up her sleeves again and threw herself at Chen Lu.
Suddenly, the two started fighting in the carriage again, and the scene returned to the previous one.
When Team Wen saw the two of them arguing for a long time over 500 yuan, Captain Wen couldn't help but prick his mouth and chuckled, "You two have such a good relationship as siblings."
Chen Lu said seriously: "Comrade police, she is my aunt and she is kind-hearted, so she was targeted today..."
"Don't pinch me, someone is watching..."
"Don't be so strong...be careful, I tried my best. I'm very strong now. Let me tell you, if we fight seriously, you are no match for me. In the past, I always gave way to you. You are an elder. Do elders know?"
You..." Chen Lu struggled.
Jiang Xiuer didn't care at all... she was still as fierce as a tiger descending from a mountain.
Team Wen blushed silently, she is really a kind aunt.
He then smiled and said: "Little comrade, I have to thank you today. This wanted criminal is a stain on my file. If I catch him, I will become a Wen Bureau."
The police officer in the driving position interrupted: "Boss, you just ate a few peanuts this morning and didn't drink alcohol..."
"Stop talking nonsense and drive seriously."
The police officer smiled innocently.
Arrive at the community where Chen Lu lives, on the road outside Lidu Garden.
"Goodbye, comrade police." Jiang Xiuer dragged Chen Lu out of the police car, not forgetting to turn around and say hello to Team Wen.
Chen Lu also quickly waved to the police car and thanked him.
"Okay, why is this little brat pretending to be an adult? Hand over the money quickly, or my aunt will use her trump card."
"No, you have to listen to grandma, and let me tell you, I have grown up and am stronger than before, be careful of One Punch Man..."
Jiang Xiuer reached out and grabbed Chen Lu's ear directly, "You punched Superman..."
Chen Lu dodged and said, "Auntie, can you be more polite? You don't have a boyfriend yet. If grandma forces you to go on a blind date again, you will die. I won't help you."
"You threaten me?" Jiang Xiuer looked angry.
"No, it's a reminder..."
Although Jiang Xiuer is careless when she quarrels with Chen Lu, anyone who knows her well knows that she is socially intimidated by her peers!
In other words, being with people of the same generation can turn you into a Persian cat in an instant.
So every time she went on a blind date, Jiang Xiuer would secretly take Chen Lu with her, saying that she was going to check whether her future uncle passed the test.
But every time they went on a blind date, Jiang Xiuer only focused on eating, while Chen Lu became the main force, chatting with the other party, chatting about everything, which surprised the other party.
This guy is awesome!
Jiang Xiuer was naturally overjoyed when she discovered Chen Lu's talent. In this way, whenever her grandma arranges a blind date, Chen Lu will definitely be dragged along.
At this moment, Captain Wen watched the two of them playing around through the car window, smiled lightly, and whispered to himself: "Who doesn't want to have an aunt..."
The police officer grinned and said: "Captain Wen, what's going on with the deputy bureau...is it true? I'm happy today and I'm off work again. Let's go have a drink?"
The police car drives away.
Jiang Xiuer and Chen Lu were pulling each other towards home, sometimes separating and sometimes leaning together, like siblings playing around after school.
"It's no use, Auntie. I have spent this month's living expenses to buy you the materials for the college entrance examination re-examination. I don't have any money for breakfast. I can only rely on your 500 for a while and take it out."
"No, you spent 600 to play games and recharge money yesterday, and you said you had no money for breakfast. Grandma gets up at 6 o'clock every morning to make breakfast. When have you ever eaten out?"
Chen Lu just doesn't have enough money, and Jiang Xiu'er is a little money-crazy, so she must have some private money.
"I like to drink milk tea in the morning, but you also like to drink it in the middle of the night..."
The two of them walked into the elevator in a playful manner. When there was someone in the elevator, they separated like lightning, like strangers.
5th floor.
After the elevator opened, Chen Lu quickly stepped out of the elevator and went straight to the door of his house, taking out his house keys.
Behind her, Jiang Xiuer quickly caught up. This time she was too hard and soft.
Jiang Xiuer has her hair spread loose, her figure is like a snake, and she exudes a charming aura.
"Give it to me, my aunt loves you the most, MUA..."
Then he threw it towards Chen Lu who opened the door, hoping he would catch it.
She was slutty, charming, wanton and wild. She winked at her and hugged her nephew, "Give it to me... Auntie, I love you the most, MUA..."
But the next moment, she saw a room full of family members with hard expressions and dull eyes.
Jiang Xiuer's pretty face immediately became like a peach blossom, and her body became stiff.