"Yes, yes, you are the royal cat Zhan Zhao, and he is the eunuch Jinmao Shu who can't find the palm of your hand."
Liu Ling said with a smile.
"Who is Yumao Zhanzhao?"
"He was a hero who lived almost seventy or eighty years from today. Later, he entered the Yamen and willingly helped an official named Bao Heizi to catch thieves. Because he caught too many rats, he was named the Royal Cat by the emperor. And
The golden-haired rat is the one who brings the most trouble to the royal cat in his career of catching mice."
Liu Ling thought that Nie She would continue to ask about the imperial cat, the Golden Mouse, but she did not expect that Nie She would ask another question that made Liu Ling dumbfounded: "Seventy or eighty years later, that is to say, the reigning emperor will be
Your grandson or your great-grandson?"
Liu Ling burst into laughter: "Can you be less so?"
"What does eight mean?"
"Eight means, curious like a woman."
"Why eight? Not nine? Not ten?"
"Because a country a thousand years from now will designate March 8th as a special day for women. March 8th, at that time, was a word used to praise curious female comrades who loved to gossip."
Nie She frowned: "A thousand years later..."
He counted with his fingers for a long time, and finally shook his head in pain: "How many generations of your descendants will you be emperor?"
Liu Ling laughed and said: "It would be great if the emperor at that time was my grandson. At that time, I was bedridden and couldn't even see the doctor. If there was a descendant who was the emperor, wouldn't the imperial doctor be able to do whatever he wanted?"
Nie She suddenly became interested: "You mean, a thousand years later, the country you established was destroyed by others? Who is it that you are not angry at all when the country you established was destroyed?"
Liu Ling suddenly discovered that Mr. Nie's talent in this area is unparalleled in the world: "If you were hosting Phoenix TV, you would have a sharper view of the problem. Don't ask me what Phoenix TV is. It's too difficult to explain how to get things. Besides, I don't
Make sure you understand it after the explanation."
Nie She ignored Liu Ling's words and asked persistently: "Tell me, what was the country like at that time? What was the emperor's surname?"
"In a period of sixty years, the first emperor was named Mao, the second was named Liu, the third was named Li, the fourth was named Yang, the fifth was named Jiang, and the sixth was named Hu. In the meantime, there were
Several short-lived emperors came to power hastily and ended hastily."
Liu Ling smiled while reminiscing. His heart felt warm because he thought of these things. He didn't know whether he should say it was nostalgia or longing.
Nie She was surprised and said: "How could it be such a mess! There were six emperors in sixty years, not counting the short-lived emperors you said. Wouldn't such a world be even more chaotic than it is now? I really can't imagine it.
, if it is true as you said, the people at that time would be in such hardship."
"Of course it was hard. It took eight years to drive out those bastards you saw holding plaster flags, and then another three years of civil war to establish the country. But after the country was established, it was still okay.
Be stable. Although you are very poor at the beginning, you have the will to fight if you are poor."
"I don't understand what you said. It's very contradictory."
Nie She frowned and said, "How can we be stable? How can we be poor but have fighting spirit?"
Liu Ling said with a smile: "If I have to explain it, I can only tell you that compared to today's situation, it was a brand new era, a social system that is opposite to today's and you can't understand it. A special
A historical period that makes people want to see all the truth clearly."
"Of course, this is not something you should consider. You won't live to be a thousand years old."
Liu Ling said with a smile.
Nie She thought seriously about Liu Ling's joke before saying, "Unfortunately, a thousand years is too long. I really can't live that long. Otherwise, I really want to see what you said."
What was that era like?"
Liu Ling smiled and said: "I came here, but I still dreamed of going back one day, and I can guarantee that if you could go to that era, you would definitely not want to come back. Because in that era, no one would think you were a lunatic. In the entertainment industry
All the pretty girls are crazy, and if you go there, you will definitely be the biggest pretty boy. At worst, it means that you are under great mental pressure. Moreover, with your cultivation level, if you can reach that era, there is no way you can participate in the Olympics alone.
Winning 500 gold medals, of course, if you can manage it. The national anthem will be played every three minutes and the national flag will be raised every three minutes. It will be so damn cool just thinking about it."
Nie She knew that he couldn't understand what Liu Ling said, so he simply stopped asking and changed the subject: "What do you plan to do with that mouse?"
Liu Ling was talking excitedly but was interrupted by Nie She, which made him a little unhappy. It was as if...it was like nothing.
"They are all going to die anyway."
"Then why did you ask me to catch him alive? If he would die in the end, why would I bother with so much effort? Now I know that you are a very hateful person. Is it just because I helped you?
I won’t charge you any money, so you’re just going to play with me?”
Liu Ling was dumbfounded: "Young Master Nie, who is unparalleled in the world in gentleness and elegance, if your complaint is heard by others, they will definitely think that you and I have a homosexual relationship."
Nie Shedao: "You're a bastard in the world. If you don't explain clearly, I will consider whether to play with you again."
Liu Ling said seriously: "If someone listens to this sentence, they will definitely think that we have a homosexual relationship, and we also masturbate each other."
When the food arrived, Liu Ling stopped talking. After all the soldiers who served the food left, Liu Ling explained: "I said he will die eventually, but that doesn't mean I want to kill him. People always die.
You and I will both die. Death from illness, old age and death are all forms of death. Moreover, he will not die soon, at least until the walnuts are ripe."
"Walnut?"
"Walnuts mature every year, but the walnuts of that year are definitely different."
Liu Ling pretended to be profound and smiled and said: "Let's not talk about this anymore. I promise you that he will not die within ten years. I will keep him as an assistant to hand out tools to the surgeon during the operation."
"What is surgery?"
"You know Hua Tuo? Yes, he is the miracle doctor who was beheaded by Cao Aha at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Cao Cao had a stubborn headache, so he invited Hua Tuo for diagnosis and treatment. Hua Tuo finally decided to let Cao Cao drink hemp and boil it away, and he held Cao Cao with a sharp ax.
Split the head open and scrape out the stubborn disease inside. This is surgery."
"So Hua Tuo is dead."
Nie She said calmly: "So Yu Xiaolou will die after all."
Liu Ling nodded and said, "That's it."
Nie She became more and more interested in Liu Ling. He couldn't guess why Liu Ling wanted to save Yu Xiaolou's life, nor could he figure out how Liu Ling used to get Yu Xiaolou to do things for him. He couldn't understand why.
After finally accepting a master like Yu Xiaolou as his helper, he planned to kill him ten years later. He vaguely guessed that Liu Ling was planning a big, big game. But he couldn't guess the game.
Who is it aimed at, but he can be sure that if Liu Ling goes out of his way to plot against someone, that person will end up miserable. If Liu Ling spends ten years plotting to plot against someone, that person will be miserable.
What does it look like?
Therefore, his interest in Liu Ling became more and more intense. So he planned not to go back to Jianshan for the time being. He stood next to Liu Ling and watched him carefully. He wanted to avoid this from future generations.
The person who flew here had a thorough look. In particular, he was very interested in Liu Ling's layout ten years from now. Therefore, he was not in a hurry nor did he mind staying with Liu Ling for ten years. Liu Ling was naturally very happy with Mr. Nie.
It is better to stay by his side than to never leave. In this way, Liu Ling left Mr. Wushuang behind with a suspense. From this, it can be seen that he is really a shrewd businessman.
There were two other people who came back with Nie She, the Nie brothers. Brothers Nie Rendi and Nie Renwang, who were usually as arrogant as Tianshan Snow Lotus, were really like mice in front of Nie She.
, He didn't even dare to express his anger. Fortunately, Nie She had promised Liu Ling not to pursue the Nie brothers for stealing the book. In fact, even without Liu Ling's plea, Nie She would not have killed the Nie brothers. You know
, The thing Mr. Nie hates to do the most is killing people. However, Mr. Nie doesn’t mind stretching out his fingers to cripple the Nie brothers’ arms. Of course, he won’t do that.
Mr. Nie promises a thousand pieces of gold, and Liu Ling likes this kind of person the most.
"When do you plan to end the war against the Khitans?"
Nie She asked.
Liu Ling thought for a while and said: "I'm waiting, waiting until the Khitans are really impatient, waiting for Yeluji's father to be really disappointed, waiting for Yeluji's younger brother to replace him. At that time, even though the Khitans have an army of 500,000
, not terrible. But now you have also seen that the Khitan people are very powerful on the plains. I am confident that I can defeat Yeluji, but there is no doubt that I will die many, many men. If I kill a thousand enemies, I will lose myself.
I never do anything worth eight hundred dollars."
"Waiting for enemy reinforcements to become stronger? You are really a strange person."
Nie She concluded: "As I said before, I really don't know if you are a genius or an idiot."
Liu Ling smiled self-deprecatingly and said: "A person who has never slept more than two hours a day since he understood where he is and what era he is in, and spends the rest of his time constantly improving himself, is really not a genius.
Also, some of the decisions I made initially seem pretty idiotic now, although I don’t regret it.”
Nie She knew what Liu Ling was talking about. As for that past incident, Nie She knew it. Liu Ling was not afraid of others knowing, because after all, it was already in the past. What happened in the past could only be a story. Even if
Even if I am involved in it, it is just a story that is deeply memorable.
"I'm thinking about how you can defeat the Khitan army, especially after the Khitan reinforcements arrive."
Nie She sighed.
Liu Ling said with a smile: "I'm thinking a little further than you. What I'm thinking about is, in a few days, which route will we take to invade the territory of Liao Kingdom, and then what method will be used to tie the Dangxiang people to me again?"
Let's fight one by one. I'm not afraid of the Khitans. But wouldn't it be better if we can get the Dangxiang people to fight one by one?"
"I really don't know where your confidence comes from."
Nie She sighed with emotion.
Liu Ling said seriously: "Actually, I don't know either."
He smiled and said: "Maybe it's because I'm becoming more and more afraid of death. So in order to live comfortably and not die, I have to find a way to let my enemies die first. Based on this, I'm going to
I have worked more than others and prepared more, so I am more confident than others. Before my whole life becomes eating, drinking and having fun, I must get rid of all the people who hinder me from eating, drinking and having fun.
"
Nie She asked somewhat seriously: "Won't you be lonely? You are a person born for war. Your life is inseparable from war. If all your enemies are dead, won't you be lonely?"
Liu Ling smiled and said: "You are wrong, dear Mr. Nie, my favorite life is actually to find a quiet small lake to fish, and while waiting for the fish to take the bait, talk about love and study with beautiful women.
Let’s talk about it. Should I have a daughter next time or a son next time?”
He looked like he had a headache: "You can't have too many sons, just one is fine. The more daughters the better." (To be continued)
