Whenever Liu Ling thinks of this sentence, she will lament that the person who said this sentence must have a deep understanding of life, and the shuttle flies so fast, yes, so fast that she is a little uncomfortable.
He sighed, standing there stiffly and motionless.
Liu Ling didn't know if there was such a thing as the ability to tap acupuncture points on a person's body. He could just tap acupuncture points on a person's body and the person would stop moving. Sometimes he would tap on the neck, sometimes on the shoulders, and sometimes on the back.
The acupoints are also tapped very casually. You can tap here and there anywhere, and then the acupuncture points will be unlocked. But generally when a woman's acupuncture points are taped and she cannot move, there should always be a handsome guy to relieve her.
The location of acupuncture points is often on the chest.
Liu Ling's acupuncture points were not tapped, but he was touched and tapped by many people.
Lu Yuzhu, Liu Meier, Chen Ziyu and others surrounded Liu Ling and tortured him continuously, not allowing him to move. A dozen maids were waiting on the side with trays, and the scene was chaotic and out of control. Even last night,
Hua Duoduo, who had just been broken by Liu Ling, endured the discomfort and chirped and pretended to point.
"If I had known that the emperor's dragon robe was so difficult to put on, I might as well have hired someone to design a suit."
Liu Ling thought with some malice in her heart that she would let the women who were tormenting her now put on wedding dresses. A groom and a lot of brides would enter the bridal chamber together.
"Hurry up, the auspicious time is coming!"
Lu Yuzhu was so anxious that beads of sweat broke out on her forehead, but she forgot that she had not yet put on her cumbersome and grand costume. Not only her, but also Chen Ziyu and the others had to wear the most solemn clothes on a day like today.
They came to the celebration in the most gorgeous costumes. The old maid who used to work in the Zhou Dynasty palace, who was specially found from the people, couldn't stand it anymore, so several people rushed up and put Liu Ling's dragon robe neatly on.
"Why is it so heavy!"
Liu Ling, who was wearing the Kowloon crown, complained and looked unhappy.
"My Majesty, today is the grand ceremony. This is a pure gold dragon crown, and it is inlaid with so many precious stones. It is strange that it is not heavy!"
Huaduoduo pouted and said, thinking she knew it very well.
"Yes, Your Majesty, you will not have to wear this Nine Dragon Crown every day when you go to court."
Liu Ling let out a sigh of relief, thinking that even though this shabby hat was so heavy, he would never wear it every day for fun. Being an emperor was actually not exciting at all. He had been busy from night to midnight yesterday, and he had just put on all his clothes.
Get dressed. Before dawn, he has to go through a whole set of rituals that are so complicated and complicated that it makes you want to pull your hair out. He has to worship the heavens and the ancestors, and there are so many things waiting for him.
Experience it one by one.
The suit doesn't fit
At this time, Liu Ling's mind was still full of weird ideas, and he should wear a tall tunic suit.
He complained that he couldn't sleep all night, and suddenly remembered that at this time, civil and military officials in formal attire had already been waiting outside the palace gate. The weather in Youzhou in October was already quite cold, and those officials were ordered according to their rank and title.
They lined up outside early to wait, and I don’t know how many people had trembling legs and stomachs at the end of the night.
"Send the order and give each of the officials outside a bowl of hot soup to drink!"
Liu Ling raised his chin and said, it's not that he is proud, but the palace maid is tying the Nine Dragon Crown for him.
"Your Majesty, it should be said that it is a decree, not an order."
Chen Ziyu corrected with a smile.
In order not to leave a frivolous and lustful impression on the palace maids, Liu Ling resisted the idea of slapping Chen Ziyu on the buttocks: "Go away quickly. You are not ready for your own affairs. You are all here to watch."
What are you doing with me?"
Everyone laughed, and then bowed down together in a lively manner: "I obey the decree."
A group of women walked out of the room, and Liu Ling finally felt that there was some free air in the house. He took a long breath and wanted to secretly loosen the Nine Dragon Crown, but suddenly a graceful shadow flashed from the door again,
Then a little head emerged from the door.
Hua Duoduo, who was smiling brightly, looked at Liu Ling and giggled.
"Why don't you go back and clean up?"
Liu Ling asked pretending to be angry.
"My lord!"
There were little stars in Huaduo's eyes: "I'm so handsome today!"
Liu Ling found that this was the first time that Huaduo used the word handsome correctly.
It was still dark, but the sound of drums outside had already started. Zhou Yangong and Zhao Er stood at the door, one on the left and one on the right, like door gods.
"Your Majesty, the auspicious time has come."
Zhou Yangong bowed outside the door and said.
Liu Ling sighed first, then straightened her chest.
Isn't it just to be an emperor? It's scary to have a fart. He looked at the bronze mirror. He was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, a luxurious and exquisite nine-dragon crown, and jade belt and brocade boots. He looked like a handsome and handsome young man...
emperor.
handsome!
Liu Ling commented on the expensive new clothes she was wearing, but she didn't notice the slight dark circles on her face.
I'm leaving, I'm going to be the emperor.
Liu Ling told himself in his heart.
The moment he stepped out, there was thunderous cheers outside.
In the newly completed splendid hall, someone sitting on the dragon chair sniffed and said to himself that he really didn't pay attention to how it was decorated a while ago, and there was no smell of formaldehyde at all.
"Long live my emperor! Long live! Long live!"
A neat shout from below startled Liu Ling. He sat up straight and then stretched out his pointing hand and waved it slowly.
What should I say? All the ministers are equal?
Liu Ling's hand was still in the air, and there was no sound for a while. The officials who were waiting for the emperor to speak secretly raised their heads, and saw a certain emperor waving his hands coolly: "Shout again and listen!"
(Complete book)
(postscript)
In the third year of Hongye's reign in the Han Dynasty, the emperor contracted a serious illness and died suddenly. Prince Liu Xian had died of illness a year earlier. Before his death, Emperor Hongye decreed that the Zen location should be in Zhao Da, which had been named the county king.
Zhao Da ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, changed the name of the country to Song Dynasty, and changed the name of Hongye to Jianlong. Emperor Zhao ordered the burning of all records and history books about Emperor Hongye, and no one was allowed to mention the name of Emperor Hongye again.
After ascending the throne, Emperor Zhao held a banquet with his ministers and released his military power over a glass of wine.
My home is in the south of the Yangtze River, with beautiful mountains and clear waters.
"Mengshan is a great place. If I had known the scenery here was so beautiful, I should have come with you."
A man wearing a bamboo hat and a raincoat was sitting by the river fishing. He spoke loudly and seemed not afraid of scaring away the fish in the water.
A man as strong as an ox with his bare chest was fanning the fishing man with a big cattail fan.
"Your Majesty, I just caught three small fish today... That one is obviously not enough to eat."
There were countless wounds on his naked upper body. Among them, the most conspicuous ones were the three wounds on his shoulders, heart, and lower abdomen.
[To be honest, I have been using Yeguo to read and catch up on books recently. I can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. www. Android and Apple are available.]
"Iron Wolf! If you eat less, the three-tailed fish will definitely be enough!"
A handsome face appeared under the bamboo hat, smiling and cursing.
"Dad! What do you think Brother Hua brought me to fight?"
Liu Xian, who was already able to run very fast, was holding a fat hare in his hands and shouting as he ran: "Let my second mother stew the hare for me tonight!"
Hua Ling, who was dressed in civilian clothes, followed little Liu Xian, guarding the little boy nervously, lest he fall down.
"It's inappropriate to leave the good Lord Lu alone. He has to come and teach my children bad things. Go! Scrape off the fish scales! Be careful not to damage the fish bladder when you disembowel it!"
Someone's arrogant order.
Hua Ling accepted the three poor little fishes obediently, and muttered as she walked: "I'm not the only one coming here..."
Liu Ling raised his head and shouted towards the hillside: "Luo Xu! Why is it so hard to chop a few sticks of firewood!"
"It'll be ready soon, it'll be ready soon!"
Luo Xu, who was wielding a machete, wiped his sweat and smiled.
Liu Ling patted little Liu Xian's face: "If dad told you that I could have made you emperor, but dad didn't do that, would you be angry with dad?"
Little Liu Xian mysteriously whispered into Liu Ling's ear: "Dad, I don't want to be the emperor, I want to be someone greater than the emperor!"
"Go, take your brothers and sisters to study with Mr. Zhou!"
Liu Ling patted little Liu Xian on the butt.
He looked at the back of the child running away, smiled, and said to himself: "A person greater than the emperor, it is your father and I now, and it will be your turn later."
........The first appearance of the gorgeous dividing line palace......................
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late at night
Zhao Da coughed a few times and endured the pain in his chest: "Someone, go and bring King Jin into the palace!"
The eunuch ran out quickly and opened the curtain. The cold wind outside the door blew in and hit Zhao Da. He couldn't help but shiver, and then he coughed violently.
"Zhao Da, you should have a decent name, Zhao Da, Zhao Da, how tacky."
"My subordinates also think it is tacky, just like the names of cats and dogs are despicable, but my lord, my subordinates are loyal to him and consider themselves to be a loyal dog."
"It's still not good. I want to pass the throne to you in the future. How can I do it without a pleasant name? Let's call him Kuang Yin. I have been thinking about these two words for a long time. As for Zhao Er, his name was changed to Kuang Yi.
"
"I would like to thank you, Your Majesty, for giving me your name."
These conversations seem to have happened a long time ago, three years or four?
However, it still echoed clearly in Zhao Da's mind.
After a while, Zhao Er hurried over. The two brothers were discussing something under the lamp. The maids and eunuchs could only see the flickering candlelight. King Jin suddenly stood up and seemed to be debating something loudly.
His Majesty also seemed very angry. Although no sound was heard, it seemed that there was a dispute between the brothers.
"You are checking where the prince is! You still want to restore the Overwatch Council!"
Zhao Er suddenly stood up, pointed at Zhao Da and said: "You have forgotten what the prince told you! You want to find the prince, I don't know what you are worried about! Brother! Don't do anything ungrateful!"
Zhao Da coughed and glared at Zhao Er: "If he doesn't die! How can I sleep peacefully?!"
"Brother, you are forcing me!"
Zhao Er said angrily.
Zhao Da also stood up, looked directly into Zhao Er's eyes and asked: "What do you want to do? Don't you still want to kill me, the eldest brother? Okay! In that case, don't blame the eldest brother for being ruthless!"
Zhao Da reached out to touch the sword hanging on one side, but found nothing. The wall was empty, with nothing on it.
"Your Majesty is looking for a knife? I have put away the knife, but I have an axe. I heard that Your Majesty likes to eat walnuts, so I always keep an axe."
A sharp and emphatic word suddenly appeared in the room. Zhao Da turned around and saw an old eunuch with a stooped figure. Looking at the clothes, he looked like a low-level eunuch from the dressing room. Logically speaking, it was absolutely impossible.
Appear in the Royal Study Room!
"Who are you!"
Zhao Da took a step back warily.
The old eunuch raised his head and smiled at Zhao Xiao: "Your Majesty is so forgetful that he doesn't even remember me."
"Yu Xiaolou!"
On the roof of the palace hall, Mr. Nie, dressed in white, looked at the swaying shadow in the window, smiled, and waved his hand, while countless men wearing black lotus-style robes disappeared into the darkness.
The disbanded Supervisory Yuan was Zhao Da’s Supervisory Yuan, and throughout the country, the secret Supervisory Yuan had controlled the political and economic lifelines. Every courtier had someone from the Supervisory Yuan beside him. The emperor of this country also
Similarly, in Liu Ling's words, be the boss behind the scenes and hire a CEO to manage the company. If the CEO wants to get rid of the boss and become bigger on his own, then fire him with an axe. As for whether the next CEO will do it again
Having different intentions is actually not a problem.
Black lotus, blooming in the darkness.
A person who is greater than the emperor is someone who casually refers to a person as the emperor and works for him.
Yu Xiaolou wiped the blood on the ax and said to Zhao Er with a smile: "The prince said, now you are the emperor."
