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Chapter 305 Dog grabs shit

Unexpectedly, this old man is quite scheming. I want to know what happened next, and I will listen to the explanation next time. Everyone guessed that this old man was riding a donkey backwards, holding a Taoist canister, singing Taoist sentiments to persuade the world, and he must be Zhang among the Eight Immortals.

There is no doubt that Guo Lao is old.

There were no lights in the mountains, but the chirping of insects was loud, and everyone fell asleep soundly amidst the chirping of insects. At dawn, a chicken crow sounded in the village. Immediately afterwards, the chickens raised in the forest crowed one after another, causing a stir.

A group of dogs protested. They barked incessantly.

The place where we camped was on the top of the hillside. It dawned early and the guests couldn't sleep. A few of them planned to go up to Sansheng Rock to watch the sunrise. Others still had childlike innocence and said: "Yesterday, we found that there were fish and screws in this mountain stream.

Mr. Jin, you are familiar with this place, how many can you help me catch?"

So, the troops were divided into two groups and met to return to the station for breakfast at seven o'clock.

There are so many fish in the mountain stream. There is a small dam in each section. Above the dam is a shallow pool. The embankment is full of screws and there are crabs under the rocks. But everyone came in a hurry and did not bring any tools to install them.

Jin Huabin remembered what happened when he was a child, and folded more than a dozen wicker sticks. Every time he caught a fish, he skewered it on the wicker stick. He caught crabs and freshwater shrimps and rolled them into his trouser legs. Shanghai guests followed suit one after another.

The water was cold in the early morning, and half an hour later, after seeing that they had caught enough for breakfast, the group returned to the camp along the mountain road.

Jin Huabin and Ouyang are both B&B owners, and their skills are not bad. They excitedly lit a fire and heated oil to prepare breakfast for everyone. When breakfast was served, Jin Huabin left a message in the WeChat group:

"The hairpin head phoenix. Fried small fish"

Dragon capture, green onion and ginger wine, three or five friends go to the stream. The stream is fast, the screws are clear. Crabs and shrimps are boiled in clear water. Fresh! Fresh! Fresh!

Bayberry roast, Eight Immortals wine, 20 small fishes and a skewer of fillets. Wrap in flour, add spices. Heat oil in a pot and work several times. Crispy! Crispy! Crispy!

The WeChat group became lively, and beautiful photos continued. In life, you can only live up to the beautiful scenery and delicious food. The guests watching the sunrise quickly returned to the camp and raised their small wine cups.

At half past seven, Chai Jinli came to invite everyone to have dinner. He was a little surprised when he saw that dinner had already started. He looked at the dishes in the pot and his expression changed. Jin Huabin felt something was wrong, so he took him outside and asked. It turned out that in the mountain stream

He raised these fish and shrimps.

This old man is a bit stubborn. He doesn’t want the sponsorship money, but he cares about this small amount. But for him, this is the principle. He won’t take any money he shouldn’t receive, and he will get every penny he should. After settling the account,

He began yesterday's story:

"After Chen Yuecai discovered that he had turned into a dog, he panicked and hurriedly chased in the direction of the old man, but the old man had already ridden a donkey and disappeared. He had no choice but to run back to his home dejectedly. As soon as he entered the house,

Then he saw his wife holding a stick in her hand and whipping him wildly: "Where did the wild dog come from? It came to my mother's house to eat."

Only then did he realize that he was no longer a human being and his wife could not recognize him at all. After a while, several government servants ran to his home and asked his wife fiercely whether his disappearance had anything to do with her. It was such a small place that he was left alone.

The shelf load disappeared out of thin air, which alarmed the local security and reported it to the government. But who would have thought that he had turned into a dog, so naturally nothing was found.

His daughter-in-law was taken away by the county government as a suspect, his son was picked up by his brothers, and his home was sealed by the government. He crawled into the house through the dog hole and saw that there was no one in the house. He couldn't help but feel sad. He wanted to burst into tears.

He was so serious that he didn't want to open his mouth but barked wildly.

"Where did this mad dog come from?" The neighbor leaned out from the wall and hit him with stones. He ran to his brother's house to see his son, but was beaten out with a stick as a mad dog. He was no longer in the village.

There is no place for him to stay. You Daoqing wrote about his miserable situation:

"Mad Dog"

In response to the poisonous oath, he turned into a dog,

Homeless, sleeping on the streets,

The daughter-in-law was imprisoned and sent to prison,

The neighbor closed the door to it.

The sons met each other but did not know each other,

He holds a stick in his hand and calls him a mad dog.

For a moment my face burst into tears,

When he suddenly opened his mouth, there was only a bark.

His son treated him like a mad dog and beat him up, but who was wronged? He was treated like a dog by the old man, and his son didn't know it. The village couldn't stay any longer, so they had to go to the county town to find food and save their lives. The county town was reached.

The road was not far, only about ten miles, and I had sold tofu many times in the market. I suppressed my hunger and ran all the way, and soon arrived at Xianju County. Just as I was about to enter the city, I was shot by a soldier at the gate.

He cursed: "Where did you come from, a mad dog? Get out of here."

He hurriedly ran away, waiting for an opportunity not far away. At this time, there was a thunder, and it suddenly started pouring rain. The outside of the city was bare and there was no place to hide from the rain. After a while, he was soaked in the rain. He only had

He took the risk and walked towards the city gate, and when the soldiers were not paying attention, he rushed into the city. The soldier threw the barrel of his gun and hit him on the leg. He was injured, and he limped towards the market.

Want to find something to eat.

Because of the heavy rain, the market was closed, and there was no one inside. There was a pile of shit left in the corner of the east wall, still steaming. He was very hungry. If he didn't eat, he would starve to death. Do you want to eat? He looked around,

There was no one there, so he endured the stench and went up to take a few bites. It smelled so bad. As soon as he stopped talking, two big dogs suddenly came out of nowhere and bit him hard. He quickly took a few steps back.

, after a while, the shit was eaten by the two big dogs, and they didn't forget to turn around and grit their teeth at him, as if to tell him that this market is their territory and don't try to get any shit here. He hid in the corner

, I can’t help but feel sad.

"Dog Grabs Shit"

Birds eat insects, people eat food,

Wolves eat meat, dogs eat shit,

Everything in the world has a certain number.

Using a ghost scale without conscience,

Provoked the gods to punish,

The cold wind and rain wet the dog's hair.

When you are a human being, you have warm clothes and plenty of food,

When you are a dog, you need to grab all your shit.

Chen Yuecai felt very regretful. If he did business honestly, although he would not be able to make a fortune, at least he would not have such difficulty.

After hearing this, the guests were filled with emotion and agreed: "Good deeds will be rewarded with good deeds, and evil deeds will be rewarded with evil deeds. This is absolutely true."

Jin Huabin knew that there must be a sequel. If the matter only reached this level and was just an ordinary story of persuading people to do good, it would not be worthy of being called the Legend of the Eight Immortals. Therefore, he smiled and said nothing.

There were other guests in the B&B. Chai Jinli apologized to everyone and went to ask other guests to have breakfast. Boss Ouyang looked at the Internet articles compiled by Jin Huabin and seemed to have made a new discovery: "Why is the second Zhou Xiande in the story

Year? Most folk stories are from the Han, Tang, Song, Ming and Qing dynasties.”

Jin Huabin searched on Baidu and found that Xiande is the reign name of Chai Rong, and the owner here is also named Chai. Is that right?

After a while, Chai Jinli came back and continued his story: "Chen Yue Dog, no, it was the dog transformed by Chen Yuecai. He was hiding in the corner and shivering. Suddenly he found something shining in the corner, and he rushed towards it. The dog on the side was hiding in the corner.

The two dogs suddenly threw him to the ground. When they saw that it was not food, they let him go and barked at him, as if they were laughing at him for grabbing a useless thing and not worthy of being a qualified dog."


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