It was not a weekend, and there were few cars on the road. The group returned to Xiaye B&B. It was still early, but it started to rain, and the originally planned trip was cancelled. Among the Shanghai guests, someone jokingly said: "The story just now was wonderful.
As for me, if I had known this, why not stay in Gutan for a while and listen to Chai Jinli tell the story of the Eight Immortals."
So Jin Huabin connected with Chai Jinli on WeChat and continued the dog story.
"A few days later, Shi Fan, the deputy commander of the imperial court, inspected officials from various places and came to Yong'an County. Liu Ting took his route. When he heard that he would arrive in three days, he hurriedly took out the jade pendant and wiped it again.
He also prepared other treasures with a total value of ten thousand taels of silver. On the second day after Fan Zhizhi arrived, he handed over the gift list through his concierge.
Fan Zhizhi summoned him and said to him with a straight face: "I have been honest and self-responsible for many years. You regard the jade pendant as a treasure, and I regard my integrity as a treasure. If I accept your jade pendant, both of us will lose our treasures. What else can we do?"
Please respect yourself."
Liu Ting couldn't figure it out and was stunned for a moment. Insiders in the DPRK informed him of his preference, so he spent a lot of money to make a jade pendant made of beautiful jade. Why did he refuse it outright? Could it be that the news was wrong? Seeing his expression,
Fan Zhizhi put down his face, came over and patted his shoulder and said: "I heard that you have a spirit dog in your house, which is quite magical. Can I let you see it?"
How could I have forgotten this? The deputy commander's biggest hobby in life is dogs! God help me. Liu Ting hurriedly replied: "Sir, if you see love, you dare not obey orders."
So, Chen Yue Caibian's dog was brought to Fan Zhizhi. Knowing that the man in front of him was a high official, it hurriedly squatted down with its hind legs, front legs facing forward, and knelt down three times. The joints of dogs are different from those of humans.
, after the ceremony, it gritted its teeth in pain. Fan Zhizhi laughed loudly and said: "This dog is really interesting. Brother Liu Xian, can you lend it to accompany me in my house for a few months?"
He has become a brother to himself, and whatever he wishes for will come true. Liu Ting immediately bowed and said, "Your Majesty, it's foreign to you. You like it. This is because it has a good destiny. From today on, it will be yours, Sir."
As a result, the dog changed from a wealthy family to a government official, achieving another class leap.
"One Step to the Sky"
Poor and rich are separated by mountains,
Wealth and officialdom are worlds apart.
A rich man enters the house of an official,
No less than a carp leaping over the dragon's gate.
Wild dog, domestic dog, official dog,
One step to reach the sky in three months.
This world is upside down,
How many officials are like dogs.
Fan Zhizhi likes dogs, mainly because he uses dogs to make money and gain face. Dog fighting is popular in provincial cities. First, dogs bite each other until one of them dies. After playing too much, the officials felt that this fighting method was too bloody and lacked any skill, so they decided to
It has been upgraded to a dog-dog battle of wits, such as running through mazes, crawling through fire rings, understanding the owner's intentions and finding things, etc. There are many tricks, and the stakes are getting bigger and bigger. His dog has not embarrassed him. However, recently,
I don’t know that minister came up with an idea to let dogs compete in adding and subtracting numbers like humans, which suddenly became popular in the government and the public. Now Fan Zhizhi lost miserably, losing nine battles in a row. Therefore, he vowed to find a smart dog.
dog, regaining the leadership of the dog world.
After getting Chen Yue's dog, he was overjoyed and began to practice how to calculate addition and subtraction with it. Unexpectedly, it was originally a hawker, so it was a piece of cake for it to recognize numbers and addition and subtraction. It could also understand human speech without the need for elephants.
The other dogs guessed the same. As soon as the question was asked, without waiting for a hint from the owner, it would bark out the answer.
After practicing it dozens of times and getting it right every time, Fan Zhizhi happily took it to the provincial capital.
While we were talking energetically, Boss Ouyang received a call that he had a big business deal, and the customer asked him to meet him in the evening. So everyone decided to set off after a quick lunch. Jin Huabin prepared a simple meal.
"Sheep on the hillside. Boiled taro with radish"
Turnips are like milk and taro is like milk. Boil them in a pressure cooker. When you stretch out your chopsticks, they become as crystal clear as jade.
It's fresh and smooth, it's delicious and not greasy, it's delicious and it's delicious.
Da means holding hands and passing by; poverty means holding hands and passing by.
The guests praised while eating: "This is a good way to name the dishes, add the name of the dish to the plate, and the cultural atmosphere is very strong."
After the meal, Jin Huabin prepared another special product for each person and sent it to the car. After the guests left, he started to sort out the dog stories again.
Fan Zhizhi brought the dog into the arena, and his first appearance shocked everyone. The game started with addition and subtraction within ten, and barked as many times as the answer. Although some of the dogs around him also got the answer correct, it was mostly because of the owner's repeated hints.
After being pressed for a long time, the answer came out. Only he spoke without thinking, without missing a beat. In the second round, the difficulty increased, and it became double digits. The lottery number became more and more, reaching nearly a hundred taels. As a result, he won.
There are three dogs. Scholars with good intentions named this competition the Dog Imperial Examination, and they all speculated on the dog selection for the number one, second, and third prize. It became the favorite for the number one.
The game started, and many dignitaries were sitting around. The outcome of this game was decided in three rounds. In the first and second rounds, all three dogs answered correctly, but the other two dogs were far behind it in terms of speed. The third round was an extra round.
For the compound question of subtraction and subtraction, it will be decided who will win the top prize. It took half a stick of incense each for the two dogs to bark, but the result was correct.
It was Chen Yuecai's turn. When he looked at the question, seventeen plus twenty minus four, that's thirty-three. It was too simple. Without any hesitation, he raised his neck and barked thirty-three times. He paused for two seconds.
, suddenly jumped up and barked three times. It turned out that the other dog owner was the commander of the capital. He bribed the person holding the dog and secretly inserted a needle into its tail just after it finished answering the questions.
He barked in pain, so he barked a few more times.
The judges looked at each other. Although they knew they had differences, they were all good people. After deliberation, they announced that the commander's dog was the top dog, and it was the third best dog.
The commander of the capital was positioned next to Fan Zhizhi. He patted him on the shoulder and said: "Master Fan, although your dog has the talent to be the number one scholar, it does not have the magnanimity of a gentleman to remain calm even when the mountain collapses in front of him. That's why he missed the chance to become the number one scholar.
, I am second to none."
Even though Fan Zhizhi was dissatisfied, he could only nod his head in approval.
"Dog Exploring Flowers"
Three dogs vying for the lead,
Whoever gets the top prize depends on his backing.
There are many strange things in the dog counting competition.
The generals who have passed the test will enter the arena,
I am the fastest in the finals,
But he was tricked by others.
Even if the answer is wrong in one stitch,
Gou Tanhua is famous for being the number one scholar.
The celebration banquet was more lively than the celebration banquet for the champion dog. The guests all knew that his dog was the real champion, so they all gave thumbs up and praised him at the banquet.
The number one dog in Qiantang is the number one dog in the Central Plains, because dog fighting is the most popular in Qiantang and the level is the highest. When he was a man, his eyes were full of reverence when he saw a scholar, and he did not dare to look at him when he saw a scholar bowing his head. Now he has become a person among the people.
In my mind, I cannot discount the number one dog, and the pride I feel in my heart is self-evident.
A guest at the table had too much wine and stood up and suggested: "How about we hold a human-dog arithmetic competition and find a few enlightened children to compete with it?"