The governor and others thought it was funny and ordered Gou Yuecai, since you have been promoted and can speak, you will naturally have to go to court to investigate the case. Then we will listen to the trial together.
What an interesting story a dog was promoted to official. It spread and blocked the yamen. The governor ordered it to be done secretly, and only selected some officials and famous local gentlemen to accompany them. It was regarded as a great show. Because the dog made a fortune.
The words were so unclear that none of the officials could understand them. His wife, Zheng, stood beside it in a master's uniform to translate.
Sitting in the hall for the first time, Gou Yuecai was trembling all over. The original and defendant were brought up by the yamen servants, their eyes were rolling, and the hall's authority did not calm them down. They were obviously two old men.
Zheng Wan asked questions for him and learned that the reason for the complaint was that Plaintiff A accused Defendant B of stealing his wallet, and explained exactly what the wallet looked like, how much money it contained, etc., and what he said was accurate.
The defendant only insisted that the money was his own, but could not explain the amount of the money. After hearing this, the dog Yuecai barked twice at the two wolf dogs. After sniffing the two people for a while, the two wolf dogs surrounded the plaintiff and barked.
Then, he stuck out his tongue and licked his hands and face non-stop. Gou Yuecai said a few words to Zheng Wan, and Zheng Wan shouted to the plaintiff: "I wrongly accuse others of stealing, but I still don't deserve it!"
After saying that, the two wolf dogs pounced on him again and bit his thigh. He was so frightened that his face turned pale and he urinated incontinently, but he stared at Fu Yin and refused to say anything. It turned out that Fu Yin asked two servants to pretend to be a test.
The dog Yue Cai weighed several kilograms. The wolf dog smelled that there was no smell of the accuser in the money bag, and immediately concluded that he was a liar. However, the servant was really stubborn and did not say anything.
Fu Yin smiled and said: "Super detective, you are indeed a super detective. These two people are here to test your skills. With such magical skills, I am relieved."
"Test"
A good dog official, debuting in court for the first time,
Old fox, cleverly set up a trap,
Pretending to be a servant and pretending to be a criminal.
The plaintiff’s evidence is clear,
The defendant was too humble to explain,
I don't want to be seen through at a glance.
For a moment his face turned pale,
He gritted his teeth and said nothing.
The test was over, and the governor issued another memorial to explain the situation to the emperor. The auspiciousness was the capital for his promotion, and the emperor believed in it. With the help of his wife Zheng, Gou Yuecai officially began to solve the case, and he showed his talents in helping the people find lost things.
For example, the Zhang family lost their cows, the Zhang family's black sow was stolen, etc., and all were found back in a short time. For a while, public opinion was overwhelmingly positive, and the people sent many plaques.
On this day, Gou Yuecai was solving a case when he suddenly heard the sound of fishing drums coming from outside, and felt an inexplicable irritation in his heart.
"Zhang Guolao is here." A guest who has studied the story of the Eight Immortals said to everyone: "Zhang Guolao's treasure is the fishing drum, also called the love tube, which is the one the master held just now."
In order to show that he was knowledgeable, he pointed to the decoration on the window and said: "There are the Eight Dark Immortals above, represented by the eight magical weapons of the Eight Immortals."
While chatting and laughing, it was dinner time again, and another guest asked curiously: "Boss, can you give us a famous dish related to the Eight Immortals today?"
"Of course." Jin Huabin looked at the dish on the table and saw that there was a pickled fish, which was one of the eight bowls in Xianju. He picked up a brush and wrote a poem "Traveling on the Shasha, Uncle Guo's Pickled Fish":
Guojiu's Paoyu, passed down by the Eight Immortals, is made with flour, eggs and old noodles. The chopsticks are rotated three hundred times in a row. It is delicious and requires the addition of hairtail fish stuffing.
The fine salt adds flavor, the oil temperature fixes the color, and the alluring fragrance floats in the pot. When the hot oil comes out of the pot, the color is golden, the outside is pine, the inside is tender, fragrant and fresh.
The delicacies are dyed with mythical color and become more delicious. Amidst the clicking sounds of eating pickled fish, Jin Huabin continued the story: "The guest guessed correctly, it was Zhang Guolao who came. At that time, he
Chen Yuecai was punished by being turned into a dog for a period of three years. Now that the three-year period has come, it is time to lift the punishment, so he rode on a donkey and knocked on the road to find him everywhere.
The next day, Gou Yuecai was sitting in the courtroom interrogating the case. He had to urinate urgently and ran back to the latrine. Then he returned to the lobby. While he was interrogating the prisoner, his hands suddenly felt itchy and he found clumps of dog hair.
It fell down, exposing human skin. The two wolf dogs were sniffing the suspect. As if they had discovered something, they suddenly turned around and rushed to the court. Seeing that something was wrong, the government officials rushed forward to stop them with sticks in hand, but found that the court
The person sitting on it is not a dog, but a person.
"What a bold thief, he dares to pretend to be our dog officer." The yamen officer yelled and took him down, and asked: "What did you do to our dog officer?"
"Let me go, I'm your dog officer." Gou Yuecai, no, it's time to call Chen Yuecai back, he shouted loudly: "This is my true face."
The officials couldn't believe it, so they took him to Lord Fu Yin. After interrogation, they learned the truth. It turned out that he was punished by gods and turned into a dog. He was a merchant before, so he was better than Tong Meng in arithmetic and could understand human speech.
, his IQ is higher than that of a dog, and he has a dog-like sense of smell, so he is good at judging cases related to lost things. The so-called auspiciousness turns out to be a joke. Looking at the dog hair on his body, the dog hair has not receded, and his hands are half dog claws and half fingers.
, the governor knew that everything he told was true, and was furious. When his wife Zheng Wan learned the truth, she cut her hair on the spot and swore to become a nun.
There was a clicking sound, and an old man riding a donkey suddenly appeared in the courtroom. He knocked on the love tube and sang with a smile:
"The Transformation of Humans into Dogs"
Road to Road, very Avenue,
Three years of calamity are gone today.
To escape the dog body and become a human body,
Go home with me soon,
From now on I will no longer be ignorant of my conscience,
An iron scale maintains fairness.
Be loyal when you are a dog,
When you are a human being, don’t bully others.
"Don't turn me back into a human, turn me back into a dog." Chen Yuecai howled: "I don't want to steal the scale and defraud the living. Although there is no war in the place where I live, the government taxes this and that. I can make money by abiding by the law."
If you don’t have enough money to support your family, you can’t let your wife and children go hungry.”
At that time, in the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, many heroes stood side by side and wars were frequent. In order to maintain the consumption of the war, the various separatist forces imposed heavy taxes on the people, which made the people miserable. In the past three years, Chen Yuecai had a prosperous life as a dog, not only
The food is exquisite, the family has a good wife, he is respected by others, and finally he gets an official position, which is majestic. Naturally, he does not want to be a hawker again.
"Beast, you haven't woken up yet." Zhang Guolao got angry and knocked on the drum, preparing to force him away. Unexpectedly, he hit a pillar and committed suicide. Before he died, he begged Zhang Guolao:
"Old god, please reincarnate me as a dog next time. Being a human is too hard."
After listening to this story, the guest was silent for a while and said: "Do you think it's better to be a human or a dog? Let's not talk about the troubled times, let's talk about the present. We all say that we are tired after working overtime, but we can open our eyes and take a look. In the community,
Which of the dogs we walk is not well-dressed, well-fed, and carefree? Are dogs as tired as us? We work overtime every day, and we finally took a vacation these days. Look, there are more than a dozen messages from the boss.
They say single dogs, single dogs, but are there single dogs? As soon as the dog is in estrus, the owner will take it to find a companion. The key is that after giving birth, there is no need to think about how to raise the sons, and there is no need to think about building a kennel for the sons. Put this problem aside
To dog owners. Can we leave the problem of not being able to find a wife or raising a son to the country? Sometimes, I also think that if there is a next life, I would also like to lie down and be at ease for the dog for the rest of my life."