Chapter 359: The Story of the Chicken - Who Farts?
You unexpectedly won with the dancing little hen, and I immediately retaliated with the traditional puffy breasts. The old and new courtesans each won. The other six beauties were stunned. Why didn't we hold back our cruel moves and be suppressed by them? Losing can really be considered a complete defeat.
I risked my life. Liu Rourou, who was ranked fifth most beautiful, turned red with anger and couldn't bear it anymore. She angrily said to her maid: "My father is from the fourth rank of the Shaofu, and she is the daughter of the fifth rank." What do you have to show off in front of me?"
The implication is that their fathers were still in office. The fathers of both families were convicted of corruption, and their wives and daughters were confiscated and borrowed from Goulanwahe Middle School. Although artists in the Song Dynasty had high incomes, they were among the untouchables. Liu Rourou has been hiding her identity for fear of disgracing her family name. Last month, news of her father's death came. There is no hope of escape, but life has to go on. Her mother still needs to make money for medical treatment and support. Her younger brother still has to rely on this. My sister spent a lot of money to help him get rid of his slave. Seeing Xue Ruxi's tricks, she simply broke the pot and secretly ordered the maid to reveal her father's identity.
Two daughters of criminal officials, caught in the trap, were still competing to see whose father had a bigger official and more greed before committing the crime. They seemed to be proud of having such a father. This melon is really big. Those who watched the excitement were not afraid of too many things, and asked their maids one after another for the truth. The maids described the master's actions before committing the crime with added embarrassment. For such a big official, with such a high threshold, he is really worse than a phoenix in trouble. Chicken, the phoenix that was so high in the past, is now sitting in my arms like a little bird, and I feel more proud. After the wealthy businessmen learned their identities, they nodded repeatedly. This money was not unfair. Invisibly, they felt that from now on After she got out of bed, her social status went up a notch.
"Bottom Line"
Men compete for talent, women compete for looks,
Compete with parents and compare family status.
People in this world will have sharp eyes in the next life,
It is common to fight high and low cost.
Now it is worse than corruption,
Put aside propriety, justice and shame.
Female prisoners take pride in being greedy,
The nouveau riche clings desperately.
In Chunhuayuan, a three-legged situation emerged. The other musicians had to look at the expressions of the three of them, otherwise they would not have the opportunity to solicit customers. The day after the parade ended, the shopkeeper of Chunhuayuan hosted a banquet for all the patrons and the whole hospital. Musicians and musicians were all up to the sky, celebrating the successful conclusion of the oiran selection event. During the banquet, the musicians used all their skills to sing and dance, and the atmosphere was very lively. Today's chairman is naturally Bamei and the eight most generous benefactors. Guests, the shopkeeper of Chunhuayuan shuttled between the tables. It was the shopkeeper's turn to toast, and when the patrons were picking up their wine glasses, suddenly there was a soft popping sound from the bottom of the table, and then a stench filled the air. The other seven beauties naturally He turned his head to Yuanyang, but then he thought about it, and realized that her identity was no longer what it used to be. They turned their heads away in a hurry, looking for the source of the sound. Yuanyang glared at Meng Fei Fei with hatred, frightening her whole body. trembling.
The guests were eating stinky fried stinky tofu. When they heard this, they felt nauseated. The children ignored it and laughed at each other and asked the adults: "Dad, didn't you say that the vegetables grown on the farm are the greenest and most delicious?" ?Just now, I asked the farmer uncles, they said that farmyard fertilizer is the poop of people, pigs, sheep, chickens and ducks, etc. Do you think this is true? "
The adults were speechless, but they were much less disgusted by stinky tofu. Farts are the grievances in the stomach, and everyone will pass them inadvertently, so there is no need to react excessively.
"Jin Tang Dao·Judge Edamame Stinky Tofu"
The tofu is pure white, cut into jade-like pieces. First dry it in the shade, then rub salt on the surface. I extend my golden hand, lightly dip it in the mushroom juice, and brush the head of the tofu with my fingers.
The white hair is like a long-lived man, an inch or so is the best. Heat oil and fry until brown. Add edamame and red pepper and stir-fry until dry. Although it smells bad in the nose, the sauce will be fragrant when eaten.
The method of making Xianju stinky tofu requires fermentation, which is closer to BJ's method, and the taste is very different from that of Shaoxing. Customers praised it after eating it, and no longer worried about the smell.
Jin Huabin continued: "I just mentioned that Yuanyang glared at Meng Feifei, and she was so frightened that she trembled all over. Why did she have such an overreaction? Because there was such an incident in the past. Four years ago, Yuanyang had just squeezed into the eighth grade. Mei, at the celebration banquet, someone suddenly farted. Meng Fei Fei looked at her with a strange look, as if she was the one farting. She had just been raped at that time and was very timid. , in panic, he hurriedly waved his hands and said: "I didn't let it go. It really wasn't me."
Hearing what she said, everyone's eyes were looking at her, which made her so embarrassed that she wished she could drill down in an orderly manner. Meng Feiwei also added: "It's no big deal to fart. I have an uneven stomach." The anger will be released. Everyone will release it in their life, and we don't blame you."
The other beauties also helped her and said in a sarcastic tone: "They say that men dare to act boldly, and so do we women. It is not our fault that we are in this industry, and it is not your fault that you fart."
Everyone sounded like they were helping her, but in fact they were confirming that she farted at the party. After the party, she covered her face in anxiety and cried on the bed all night. After that, every time under special circumstances, there was a smell in the room. , several people would unconsciously look at her and ask her questions. This situation lasted for several years.
Seeing that Meng Feifei was so afraid, Yuanyang seemed to understand something, glared again and asked: "What happened four years ago, tell me!"
She was so frightened that her legs softened and she almost knelt down. She stammered: "I was the one who farted back then. I was afraid of embarrassment, so I just said it was my sister. I wronged my sister and I am not a human being."
This matter may be big or small, but the grievances she has suffered in recent years due to this are not small. She breathed a sigh of relief, and sneered with lingering resentment: "Farts are the anger of injustice, what does my sister have? If you feel unjust, feel free to complain to me, but not to your patrons."
Meng Fei Fei hid her face and left, never to come back. This time it was her turn to cry like she had before, and she felt the pleasure of revenge.
"Revenge"
What a fart, three years of revenge,
The truth is clear, now we have snow.
When I first entered the romantic field,
I was wronged for no reason at the banquet.
I obviously didn’t fart during the dinner.
Considered a dung beetle.
Feifei admits her mistake today,
Feeling proud for a moment.
This was a matter as big as sesame seeds and mung beans, but they made it so complicated. The patrons found it very interesting and laughed and toasted each other.
The guest who listened to the story also laughed and said: "I remember there was a new post on the Internet where it was said that a high-ranking celebrity laughed at another starlet, saying that he snored while sleeping.
Not snoring attracted the ridicule of the big shots, saying that snoring was nothing but not admitting it was nothing. Later, the little star played a role that became very popular, and the star surpassed the big shot, and the big shots were eager to show off to the little star.
Celebrity accompaniment apologizes. It’s similar to today’s story. 1”