Chapter 363 The story of the trick chicken - Godfather
At the feet of the emperor, the candidates as candidates openly hang out with musicians, are they not afraid of affecting their reputation and losing the opportunity to be appointed as officials? You are worrying too much, it is an eternal fact in the officialdom that there are too many monks and too few people. These eight candidates are from poor backgrounds, although they have They are talented but have no connections. They have been living idle for many years and have run out of money. They have to become pretty girls and find musicians to take care of them. This is one of them. Seeing that their songs are so popular, if they win the Northern Expedition, they will definitely be rewarded by the court. They If you can get rid of it, you can get an official position. Under the general trend, Yan Guan will only admire your vision and courage. This matter is worth a gamble. If you fail, the loss will be limited. At the worst, you can continue to be a candidate and gain both fame and fortune. In this case Under the control of their own psychology, the eight candidates found the only new clothes from the bottom of the box and made an appointment to come to the Chunhua Courtyard. It is easy to understand if you understand this as an ancient version of a group blind date.
Bamei was also overjoyed when she heard the news. Before going out, the eight talents who had killed a thousand swords abandoned them for fear of being implicated! Women are mostly weak psychologically and hope to have a pair of shoulders to rely on. In order to satisfy the soldiers, these They have been racking their brains for a long time, but their literary talent is limited and they can't come up with any good ideas. The literary talent of the people must be better than that of scholars. They should be able to do themselves a big favor and give some ideas.
Lyric writing was one of the basic skills of the literati in the Song Dynasty, not to mention that what they sang was the simplest Taoist love song. The songs for the soldiers only needed to be majestic and able to inspire morale, and other requirements were not strict. Naturally, this would not be a problem for the eight emperors. , I did my homework beforehand and composed a few songs for them on the spot.
"Happy Meeting"
Scholarly appearance, wrinkled writing,
Scholars walk like floating willows.
Although the scholar's family is poor,
But he is an official candidate.
Once he is actually awarded the title, he becomes an official.
Eight carried a big sedan chair to go to his appointment.
Help him thoughtfully when he is poor,
It turns out that he will not forget us.
Eight adventurers who want to take this opportunity and eight beauties who want to save their lives and make money have found a resonance here. I sigh, after finding her, my economic crisis has been lifted, and maybe I can find a future. .The other side lamented that with their help, the rewards to the troops would no longer be without content, their lives would be saved, and they could make money with confidence. The more they talked, the more speculative they became, and they felt like they had just met each other. They are rare among tricksters. If there is true love, nine out of ten literati who hang out in Goulan are scumbags, but most of the scumbag girls are beauties as gentle as water, and most of the scumbag men are talented men who are very good at talking and talking. During the banquet, each of them found the right one. The eye-catching match is like the current group blind date scene. Based on whether they have a house, a car, a deposit and other hardware, they find their favorite partner and book a room on the spot. Two hours later, eight pairs of men and women entered the room lovingly. .
The guest asked in confusion: "Isn't it said that Neo-Confucianism was prevalent in the Song Dynasty, and the constraints on women and literati were extremely tight? Are they together so casually?"
Neo-Confucianism restricts the common people. The social status of musicians is low and they are just prostitutes of the official family. The concept of chastity is not deep in their minds. How can their psychological burden be as heavy as that of ordinary people. For a frustrated literati , Wandering among the flowers and willow alleys is a tradition of the Song Dynasty. Most of the people who were sued by the doctors were officials in the court. They had not yet received practical teaching, so naturally they could not get into the eyes of the doctors.
The world is in decline, and the results of the gold harvest are self-evident. The guests lowered their heads and ordered "Jie Peihuan·Peacock Fish" on the menu.
When I returned from fishing, I was afraid that my wife would blame me and complain again and again. I hurriedly went to the market, lingered in front of a stall, and bought a pomfret. I chopped off the head and tail and sliced it, but kept the fish belly. It was cleverly arranged in a round shape.
Tranquility is like a peacock spreading its tail.
Sprinkle white wine and salt evenly. Steam until cooked over high heat, remove the fishy smell from the soup. Garnish with red peppers, shredded green onions, pour steamed fish soy sauce, and a spoonful of hot oil to stimulate the aroma. Savor it carefully, and my wife praises it. Sai Shenxian, freshwater fish
Pond, who can I cheat if I catch a sea fish?
After reading the introduction of this dish, one of the guests who had a similar experience burst out laughing and told an interesting story about his fishing experience: "I once came back empty-handed and went to the market to buy fish. My friend caught him and I was so busy.
He lied and said that he caught a lot and sold it to the fishmonger in the market. He pretended to be complacent and wanted to earn face in front of his friends. But unexpectedly, a voice came from the stall, saying that the money he collected was six months old.
Ten yuan, it made my face turn red."
While chatting and laughing, Jin Huabin continued the story: "These eight scholars not only know how to sleep with flowers and willows, but also have some real talents and learning in their hearts. After lingering for half a night, they thought of business. The eight people discussed it in the back hall early in the morning.
After two hours, I finally found some themes in the Tang Dynasty's frontier fortress poems. The next morning, I heard bursts of war drums coming from the backyard. After the three-way drum was completed, I heard the singing of a male and female chorus. The lyrics and music were quite majestic.
"The Smoke Rises"
Wolf smoke rises, armor is cold,
The long sword comes out and the isolated city is captured.
A man’s self-respect is rampant,
The emperor bestows color.
Fame should be taken immediately,
What a heroic husband.
The wolf lives in Xu and waits for you to make achievements,
Qilin Pavilion draws a picture for you.
Why are ghosts calling so early in the morning and preventing people from sleeping? A benefactor was woken up by singing and was just about to curse. When he heard the singing, his blood boiled!
On the streets of Lin'an, dozens of people walked out of Goulan Waheli. A hen flew in front to lead the way, clucking from time to time. Some of the people behind were beating drums and some were singing in unison, walking towards the palace.
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"A man is proud of himself, and the emperor is very generous." This song sang into the hearts of the soldiers guarding the city. All the defenders on the Lin'an city wall began to learn to sing, and the song quickly spread throughout Lin'an. The ministers had just left the morning meeting and heard
This sound was like a landslide and a tsunami. At first, I thought it was a rebellion. When I heard it carefully, I was overjoyed. I knew that Han Zhouzhou liked to hear this and reported it to him as a reflection of the people's hearts and minds. Just at this time, good news came from the front line, although it was just a message.
It’s a small victory, but it’s inspiring enough.
At this moment, the parade came to the road where the courtiers were going home. Looking at Bamei who was walking and singing in front of them, although she was not as beautiful as the famous actresses in the capital, she was more heroic and wild. There is such a girl in the world.
, Han Yuzhou was dumbfounded, and asked his subordinates to pass them forward. After carefully observing half a cup of tea, he suddenly opened his mouth and laughed and said: "If I have a few such well-behaved daughters, it will be enough to comfort me in my old age."
Bamei looked at each other in confusion, not knowing what he meant. The eight ministers understood the trick and hurriedly pulled the lapels of their clothes and whispered: "Kneel down quickly to thank me and call me godfather. The Prime Minister wants to accept you as goddaughters."
Woolen cloth."
Yuanyang suddenly remembered the rumors circulating in Lin'an City about what the godfather minister would do to his goddaughter, and his heart tightened. Then he thought, we Bamei are already in the Fengyue field, why are we considering this? With this backing, in the future,
There will definitely be a lot of money rolling in. After thinking about this, they knelt down and kowtowed together.