This kind of friendship between men, in Xianju terms, means they play together as long as their penises are as big as millet. Two young men who played in the mud together when they were naked met each other many years later and were extremely excited.
Hand in hand, we went to the most famous Ding's Restaurant in Pantan Town to get drunk. Ding's Restaurant is said to have been founded by Wang Wen, who had ascended in the daytime, and passed it on to his disciples named Ding after he became an immortal. The wine recipe is authentic.
Wang Wenxian's prescription and Wang Wen's transformation into immortality were a matter of this dynasty. The history is not that far away, so there are many believers, and the restaurant business has always been very good.
When Xu Lansheng followed the master, he occasionally tasted wine a few times, but with Master Yan in front of him, he drank to the point of trembling with fear. Black Rabbit Spirit has only heard people say that wine is a good thing countless times in his life, but he does not know the specific characteristics of wine.
Why? After three glasses of wine, the two of them were a little drunk. They felt that they had countless things to say to each other. However, at the end, Xu Lansheng suddenly felt that he had nothing to say. What should he say? He had been talking to his master for more than ten years.
The magic he learned? The master abandoned him, saying that it would only make him sad. But apart from this, he had no other experience. The same situation also happened to the Black Rabbit Spirit. It would be disgraceful to tell the story of the Dragon King's illegitimate child. On a deserted island,
Life is just eating grass, there is nothing worth mentioning.
Distance creates beauty, but too far away and too different experiences to dilute this beauty into a wisp of smoke, so faint that it is difficult to see clearly. The two of them were speechless for a while. At this time, someone at the table was heard chatting, saying that the Dragon King
A pair of boys and girls were captured and prepared to be cooked alive. The dragon king wanted to eat people? This was a big deal. Xu Lansheng was busy listening attentively.
"Distance and Beauty"
Farewell, twenty years have passed,
Meeting today reminds me of those years.
Raise a glass and talk about old times,
The story fades into smoke.
Distance in words creates beauty,
But I couldn’t say anything because it was too far away.
True friendship cannot withstand the passage of time,
Wei Wei smiled calmly.
Let’s keep this matter aside for now and let’s talk about the medicine hall first. This young man of unknown origin left with a young Taoist priest and did not come back. Ye Dimin and his wife breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, they could safely go about their business and treat patients.
But I always felt guilty in my heart. I thought, in the final analysis, it was caused by the couple's low level of medical skills. If the medical level was high, they would definitely be able to tell what kind of strange disease the young man had. However, the relationship between the little Taoist priest and the young man just now
The conversation is very strange. He is obviously a wandering Taoist priest, why do he call himself a veterinarian?
When he saw the patient's appearance, Ye Dimin was surprised and said, "Brother, why did you just leave and come back in scholar's clothes?"
What happened? The student was confused and raised his head and asked, "Did you see me just now? I just walked here from Tongjiang Academy and I haven't changed any clothes."
It’s really damning that there are people who look exactly the same in the world. He muttered a few words and then asked: “I have something that I really don’t understand. Scholar, you are very knowledgeable, can you help me explain it?”
After finishing speaking, he recounted the symptoms of the boy who played in the gym and said: "Seeing as the carbuncle is contracted in the wild every day, it must be a cold carbuncle. You can touch your forehead and you will see a fever that makes your hands hot. It shows a fever. How can there be such a thing in the world?"
Strange disease."
"He followed the Taoist priest. This Taoist priest looks just like me." The scholar's voice was a little urgent: "The Taoist priest still calls himself a veterinarian?"
"Stay here, stay here, let's talk about it later, and order food first." The guest at the B&B said, "I saw a lot of fat bugs in your kitchen, are they for eating?"
"Exactly, this kind of insect has a strange name called silverfish." Jin Huabin replied: "It is a bookworm that specialized in eating books in ancient times. A long time ago, books were made of bamboo slips, and this insect only eats them.
Bamboo, people nowadays call it bamboo worm. It’s crispy and fragrant when fried. It’s an absolute must-have for drinking, but it’s a little expensive.”
"Price is not an issue, as long as it tastes good." The guest ordered a large bowl to be tested to see if the waiter who came with him had the guts to eat it. When the food arrived, everyone was hesitant at first, but after taking the chopsticks, they started again
Can't stop either.
"Relief of Spring Breeze, Fried Bamboo Insects"
Born in the deep mountains, living in green bamboos, I eat spring bamboo shoots every day, fresh, fresh, fresh. Suddenly one day, the bamboo shoots burst and appeared, and they were put into the kitchen bag.
Unfortunately, my body was injured and I put it back into the iron pot. The oil in the pot was boiling and smoke was coming out. It hurt, hurt, hurt. When a guest came, I drank the wine and said it tasted so crispy.
While the guests were toasting each other, Jin Huabin continued to tell the story that the scholar who came was Xu Lansheng. When Ye Dimin said it, he guessed that the person who just appeared was his twin brother Xu Lansheng. Since he has been practicing with his master
After that, I didn’t go home for more than ten years.
If you can't see the disease, you must be at a low level. At that time, the lame old man gave them two medical books. The other one was a book on Chinese herbal medicine, which seemed difficult to understand. It often referred to the mutual generation of yin and yang, the mutual restraint of the five elements, and so on. The specifics
The cases were rarely discussed. The couple had opened a few pages and were confused. At that time, they thought that they would learn after their literacy level improved. The incident of kicking out of the gym became the motivation for them to continue learning. They discussed it.
, decided to pick up the Materia Medica and study it carefully. If you don’t understand, you have to read it. Otherwise, even if no one visits the clinic in the future, there will be many patients that the two of them cannot cope with. The two of them started from the collection box.
I went to get books and opened the camphor wood box. It was terrible. The box was crawling with insects. The herbs had been eaten away until only a bunch of incomplete bamboo slips were left. The camphor wood was moth-proof, so how could there be a medicinal book quilt?
Why are the insects so infested? The Yedi people were furious and said: "These silverfish, I will let you get into the frying pan to avenge my book."
After that, they were really thrown into the oil pan one by one and fried.
"What delicious food can you secretly make behind my back? It's so delicious." My wife came from behind and asked, "Give me some."
"It's nothing. We killed this group of book thieves." He pointed at the pot: "It's just these bamboo insects that ate our medicine books."
Taking a closer look, the surface was golden, like golden beans, and looked very delicious. So, I picked one up with chopsticks and tasted it. It was indeed delicious. The couple sat down and ate it separately. After eating, they felt
He was drowsy. Could it be that he was poisoned? The two struggled, and before they could stand up, they fell down on the table and fell into a deep sleep.
"Silverfish"
Camphor wood box, hiding strange books,
It can be protected from insects for many years.
Who knew there were millions of silverfish?
Eat the immortal book bamboo and bamboo slips.
Studying medicine to help people will eventually become a dream,
Deep-fried silverfish in a pan.
The golden beans are delicious,
The immortal passed down a message while sleeping.
In his sleep, the lame old man pointed at the plate and said to them with a smile: "Fool, I have passed on the medical book to you. You can wake up and go to see the patients. There is already a long queue outside."
The method of passing down books from the fairy family is indeed wonderful. Knowing that although the couple was literate, they were not very knowledgeable, they transformed the contents of the fairy book into silverfish. After eating it, it was absorbed and directly imprinted in their minds.