Compared to sitting on the sofa in the student union room, Ishigami prefers to sit on the ground with his back against the wall, which makes him feel more at ease and allows him to stretch his legs.
After finishing his work for the day, he took off his headphones and glanced at the other three people in the room calmly.
"The seniors are still noisy as always, especially the pink-haired one."
I don’t know what happened, but Fujiwara-senpai seems to be in a panic now, spinning around in circles at a loss.
With tears in her eyes, she turned around and kept mumbling
"Messy, this country is too messy..."
Ishigami complained slightly in his heart
"Cheer up, you are the daughter of the Fujiwara family, the top political family in Neon, and you will become a big shot in this country in the future."
With doubts, he came to the president who was processing documents
"President, what happened? Why did Fujiwara-senpai become like this?"
Before President Shirogane could answer, Senior Fujiwara, who heard Ishigami's voice, appeared in front of him with a look of despair.
"Ishigami-kun, this country is finished."
Seeing Ishigami who was even more confused, President Shirogane pointed at Shinomiya-senpai who was flipping through a magazine with a hint of complaint
"Secretary Fujiwara, I became like this after reading that magazine. I don't know the specific content in it."
"It seems that the principal confiscated that magazine from the students. He said it had bad influence and asked us to deal with it. It's really because he didn't deal with it himself."
Senior Sister Shinomiya spread the magazine on the table, took a sip of black tea elegantly, and said calmly
"Fujiwara-kun, you are exaggerating. As a senior, how can you look so panicked in front of your juniors?"
"Besides, isn't it just a questionnaire about when was the first time you experienced it? Why make such a fuss?"
First experience!
It is a very embarrassing topic to bring up. Between boys and girls, there are always taboos that some people step into out of curiosity about puberty.
Even some students in Neon regard not having experienced it as a sign of unpopularity. It can be so serious that they will be laughed at and looked down upon, so they will say that they have experienced it even if they are stubborn.
Regardless of the shock of the other three, Senior Sister Shinomiya slowly read out the data in the magazine
"Accounted for 34% in high school"
When Fujiwara-senpai heard the outrageous data, she directly covered her ears and kept shaking her head
"Impossible, everyone can't be like that!"
Because 34% is equivalent to a little more than one-third. In other words, of the 30 people in a class, at least 10 guys have crossed that threshold.
Judging from this data, it is very likely that one of the four people present has experienced it!
Fujiwara-senpai continued to retort
"Only people who read this kind of books would participate in this kind of survey, that's why the ratio is so ridiculously high!"
President Baiyin agrees and agrees
"Secretary Fujiwara, what you want to say is the so-called sample selection bias. In fact, there won't be that many. Ishigami, you think so too!"
Seeing the self-deceiving looks in President Shirogane's and Fujiwara-senpai's eyes, Ishigami, who couldn't bear to hurt them, nodded and scratched his face.
"Well, it's true, there is such a saying."
"I mean, ah, hahaha."
President Shirogane and Fujiwara-senpai both patted Ishigami on the shoulders, laughing awkwardly, thinking that they would just get through it.
But Shinomiya-senpai, who did not understand the feelings of President Shirogane and Fujiwara-san at all, shook her head and continued speaking.
"Is that so? I think this ratio is quite normal."
Ishigami held his forehead with one hand
"Stop talking, senior sister, didn't you realize that these two people are about to cry?"
As expected, upon hearing Shinomiya-senpai's words, Fujiwara-senpai and President Shirogane both looked like losers, ha?
This was not enough, Senior Sister Shinomiya added the final blow
"It's better to say it's a little less."
Suddenly thinking of something, Fujiwara-senpai trembled and walked from the stone to Shinomiya-senpai
"Ah No, Kaguya-san, that, is it possible?"
The last four words seemed to take away all the strength of Fujiwara-senpai
"Have you experienced...?"
Senior Sister Shinomiya replied in a relaxed tone
"Well, I have experienced it. It was quite a long time ago."
Thunderbolt from the clear sky
"President, please cheer up, President."
Ishigami looked at President Shirogane who had lost hope in life and slapped him hard on the cheek, saving the president's soul from the Santukawa River.
Senior Sister Shinomiya put down her cup, turned her head to look at them in embarrassment, and chuckled, as if she had experienced them
"Ah, isn't it normal for everyone to be adults now?"
"I didn't expect that everyone would be in such an environment lacking love."
"I thought everyone had experienced it. It was a bunch of kawaiikudos."
"This is not okay. If you are so resistant to interacting with others, what will you do if you go out into society in the future?"
"Obviously there are quite abundant resources around us, why not make good use of them"
"You want to see it, President, I have my sister, Fujiwara-san, Pace (Fujiwara-senpai's dog), Ishigami-kun, I won't go into details, maybe he has more experience than me."
Ishigami thought to himself: It turns out that I am a scumbag in the eyes of Shinomiya-senpai.
I had just calmed down and came to the president. When I heard Shinomiya’s twisted speech, I stood up to refute
"How is that possible? Are you stupid?"
"Go crazy!"
Fujiwara-senpai had a big mouth. No matter how much she thought about it, she never thought that she would hear such words from her good friend, and she retorted angrily
"That's right, no matter how hard I say it, it's impossible to be with Pace."
Senior Sister Shinomiya feels aggrieved, but she obviously has good intentions
"What are you talking about! I obviously made this suggestion out of consideration for everyone."
Looking at the three people with excited voices, Ishigami once again felt that his Feng Ping was being killed. He cleared his throat. He felt that something must have gone wrong at the beginning.
The Shinomiya family’s education policy can never be so terrifying.
"Senomiya-senpai, let me ask you, what do you think of the experience?"
Feeling offended, Shinomiya-senpai replied with a dissatisfied tone
"Don't think of me as a fool, I still know this kind of thing, isn't it just kiss"
The last time she kissed, she kissed her nephew who was just a few months old. I really miss him
Shinomiya Kaguya, the super eldest lady, that is to say, she only stops at kiss for the word experience, and the scenes after that are at the level of urban legends for her!
He is simply ignorant and as innocent as a blank slate!
This made the president and Fujiwara-senpai, who were angry at Kaguya for being so naive, feel like fools.
Fujiwara-senpai directly waved his hand to stop President Shirogane who wanted to speak
"President, please let me come here"
She leaned into Kaguya's ear
"What we call experience is..."
"In...this way, that way...and then it comes out like this, like a beast..."
Fujiwara-senpai spoke for a full 16 minutes. The more she listened, the more Kaguya’s hand holding the teacup started to tremble.
"How...unclean...it's unimaginable...shameless. You must be married to do this kind of thing..."
Ishigami looked at President Shirogane covering his heart, hahahaha, that’s great, President.
Ishigami excused himself, walked out of the student union room, looked at the rainy night outside, and smiled
"Experience it, of course you have to be with the person you like"