That's right, it's not Duan Zhengming, it's Dali's cook.
He would tearfully accuse anyone he met, "He is simply not human!"
"Do you know how much he ate in one night?"
"Twenty pounds of green hands, eighteen pieces of Nuodeng ham!"
"He ate half a month's rations for our army in one night!"
"He wants more after eating!"
"He's still packing!"
Stepping on the dewdrops on the grass in the early morning, Yang Gui returned to Murong Fu's tent with a toothpick in his mouth. Since he was able to absorb spiritual energy into his body, Yang Gui's digestion ability was no longer at the level of a mortal. He could eat a lot and eat a lot.
One hundred kilograms of food is not a problem. Moreover, mortal toxins have no effect on him.
He put the food box on the table and said, "Come on, Your Majesty, let's have breakfast together."
Murong Fu was so frightened that his face turned blue and he hid far away, waving his hands repeatedly, "You're welcome, Mr. Yang, I'm not hungry."
Just kidding, you are the only one who dares to eat this poisonous mushroom.
"It's all for nothing if you don't eat. Emperor Baoding is really interesting."
Yang Gui took out a piece of pancake from the food box, cut it open, put mushrooms, meat, and green peppers on it and ate it together, "But this Baoding is not as good as Hejian. You see, they are all round pancakes.
That serious thing has to be long, with stewed seeds inside, then..."
Murong Fu held his forehead. It was because he had eaten too many poisonous mushrooms, right? "Mr. Yang, his place in Baoding is not the same as our place in Hebei..."
"It will be soon!" Yang Gui waved his hand, interrupting Murong Fu's words, "Duan Zhengming has agreed to give up his throne. Today's confrontation mainly depends on you and Duan Yanqing. How to get him to hand over his existing army to
you."
"Ah?" Murong Fu was stunned at first, and then suddenly realized, "Did you use the soul-moving technique?"
"I'll use a J2." Yang Gui said angrily, "It's because Dali is in such a mess that we can take advantage of it."
Yang Gui briefly told Murong Fu what he had told Duan Zhengming last night.
"Hey, what a guy." Murong Fu was amazed after hearing this, "Dali is really awesome."
The situation became clear, so soon after, Marshal Xixia watched in surprise as Duan Zhengming joined forces with Murong Fu to fight against Duan Yanqing. Duan Yanqing was originally a disabled person, and his vocal cords were interrupted. He was so anxious that he ventriloquised and said "Toad"
The effect was such that the sound of "Quack, quack, quack" kept coming.
The Xixia marshal simply gave up and hid aside to eat snacks and watch the show with Yang Gui. Anyway, Murong Fu said whatever he said. If he insists on Tubo's territory, I will give him another two cents.
Another twelve hours passed, and this time it was Duan Yanqing's turn to leave the table first and walk away.
Late at night, he also saw Yang Gui.
So that night, Yang Gui gnawed on Cordyceps sinensis with saffron, showing off twenty-five pounds of yak meat in his mouth.
Duan Yanqing was filled with indignation: "Mr. Yang, tell me, are they going too far! Just let me be the emperor for fifteen days. Before ascending the throne, I must first hand over all the existing troops to Murong, and pass the throne to Duan Yu fifteen days later."
, Is this ridiculous! Does this mean you want me to be the emperor?"
Duan Yanqing counted the accounts with his fingers: "The throne will be returned to Duan Yu, the army will be given to Murong Fu, and the new Tubo will have to give 20% of the land to Xixia. They have won three times, and I have lost three times!"
"Hey, look at you, you're in a hurry."
Yang Gui gnawed on the beef jerky and said unhurriedly: "It's good for you to be the emperor of Dali for two days, and it won't be a loss for you to pass it on to Duan Yu."
"Why should I not lose money?" Duan Yanqing hurriedly punched the ground with a steel stick. The hole in the punch was so deep that he almost couldn't hold his crutches and fell down. "That's Duan Zhengchun's son. He's the same as Duan Zhengming's son."
What a difference!"
"Of course you are in trouble because he is Duan Zhengchun's son, but what if Duan Yu is your son?"
"You mean to pass Duan Yu to me?" Duan Yanqing's eyes lit up, feeling that something was wrong, "It makes sense. I don't have a son, and now that I am disabled and have no fertility, I must have a son to pass on to the next generation."
"It's not what you think, Duan Yu is your biological son." Yang Gui said: "Duan Zhengming has sent people to the country to pick up the King of Zhennan and the princess. Tomorrow I will go to Hebei to bring Duan Yu with me. You
Compare, compare, compare.”
With Duan Yanqing's confused expression on his face, Yang Gui left the tent, and the four-party talks were suspended for three days.
Three days later, Yang Gui flew back with Duan Yu, and Duan Zhengchun and Dao Baifeng also rushed to the border from Dali.
Duan Zhengchun already knew the whole truth of the matter, but he had no resentment towards Dao Baifeng, but was full of hostility towards Yang Gui.
Duan Zhengchun is a man who is very egalitarian. He loves and treats every woman in his life equally. When he suddenly heard the news, he felt that although it was embarrassing, he felt in his heart that he had been cheated on many times.
If you want to be a phoenix, I promise you that the sword will be white and the phoenix will be green.
But Yang Gui was the real culprit who killed his two women.
After Duan Yu learned the truth, he hugged his parents and cried bitterly. Yang Gui came to comfort him and said, "Think better, so that you can marry all your sisters."
"Eh? Really?" Duan Yu raised his head, feeling that it wasn't all bad. Then he shook his head, "No, I have a small personal matter. If I really marry my sisters in the name of Duan Yanqing's son, my parents will
Where should I put my reputation? The entire Dali Kingdom will become a laughing stock."
"Huh, if you seize the throne through rebellion and force the prince to death, how can Dali itself lose any dignity?" Duan Yanqing walked over with a cane.
Duan Yu looked at Duan Yanqing and said at a loss, "Mr. Duan, hello."
Duan Yanqing looked at Duan Yu's face, which was 70% similar to his own when he was young, and his eyes were full of his past. Suddenly he sighed, "Oh, you can deny it if you don't want to!" and turned around and left.
Duan Yanqing imprisoned himself, tortured him, and assassinated Duan Zhengchun. Duan Yu originally had no favorable impression of him. But Duan Yu was kind-hearted, and now he was just a down-and-out old man in front of him.
He knelt down and bowed three times to Duan Yanqing, observing the etiquette of a junior. The meaning was very clear, I will not recognize you as my father, but I also understood in my heart that you are indeed my father.
Duan Yanqing's figure stopped as he was leaving. He turned his back to Duan Yu's family of three, with tears streaming down his face.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it would be great if I had a camera right now. It's a world-famous painting."
Everyone was immersed in sadness, only Yang Gui was watching the fun with his arms crossed. In the front was the lonely old man, and in the back was a happy family of three. But the woman, child, and the old man in front were the only family of three. The man faced the adulterer.
, but also must be strong.
Not to mention being moved, Yang Gui almost laughed out loud. What kind of 8:30 family ethics drama is this?
"Brother, after this matter is over, I will go to Tianlong Temple with you to become a monk. I want to learn the Six Meridians Divine Sword!"
Duan Zhengchun swore that he really wanted to kill Yang Gui.
Duan Zhengming was more sensible, "You can pull him down. He just changed his name from Tianlong Temple to the Six Meridian Divine Sword some time ago. If you want to kill him, even Tianlong Temple won't agree."
"Oh, forget it," Duan Zhengchun sighed dejectedly, and made a statement that made countless singles want to eat his flesh and sleep on his skin: "I'd better ask my women to comfort me."
Yang Gui heard someone say casually, "Take safety measures and don't give Duan Yu another wife."
"I'll kill you!" Duan Zhengchun was held tightly by Duan Zhengming and Duan Yu, "Let me go and let me kill him!"
Duan Yu listened to his father's words and let go of Duan Zhengchun. Duan Zhengchun also stopped roaring, and the three of them looked at each other.
After being stunned for a while, Duan Zhengchun grabbed Duan Yu's hand and asked him to hold it under his arm again, and then yelled at Yang Gui: "Don't stop me, I'm going to kill them all!"
Duan Zhengming wants to dig out three rooms and two living rooms from the ground. Brother, please shut up. If this continues, the Duan family in Dali will lose more people than if they really tell the world that Duan Yu is Duan Yanqing's child.
The subsequent negotiations went smoothly, and Duan Yanqing agreed to all the requirements of the three parties.
Xixia gained 20% of the territory of the new Tubo in Duan Yanqing's hands. Although Duan Yanqing lost 20% of the territory, he still had 80% left, which was merged into Dali. An emperor who only reigned for fifteen days could still expand Dali's territory by half.
A Tubo is enough to be a holy king who will go down in history.
Murong Fu happily took over all of Duan Yanqing's troops and logistics. Duan Yanqing's troops themselves were recruited with money from Zhujiazhuang, and they had been fighting together with the Yan Wei, so they could blend in seamlessly. Same as Murong Fu.
I spent money to buy an army of more than 20,000 people capable of fighting, and I didn't lose anything.
Duan Zhengming returned to Dali and reported to Tianlong Temple to become a monk, and Master Benchen officially joined Tianlong Temple. Regarding the matter of letting the most evil man in the world to be the leader of Dali, everyone in Tianlong Temple did not want to agree, but Duan Yanqing promised to only do ten things.
The Five-Day Emperor, secondly, Master Kurong is Duan Yanqing’s second uncle.
As a result, Duan Yanqing's ascension to the throne became a matter of course.
He didn't mess around in his reign. He felt the palace that was supposed to be his and the life that was supposed to be his for fifteen days. Then he put everything down, passed the throne to Duan Yu, and went to Tianlong Temple to become a monk himself.
It seems like child's play, but in fact, not to mention in martial arts novels, even in real history, such things happened in Dali. At this time in official history, Gao Shengtai usurped the throne, and before his death, he specifically told his son to return the throne to Duan Zhengchun.
.His son really paid it back.
This is something that was unthinkable in the power struggle of the Central Plains countries. It can only be said that the political atmosphere in Dali is so abstract.
After Duan Yu ascended the throne, he married Mu Wanqing and Zhong Ling into the harem, and made Azi and Wang Yuyan princesses. Almost at the same time, Li Qinglu gave birth, and Murong Fu gave birth to a son, named Murong Huan. It means "return",
"Come back" demonstrates his Murong family's ambition to regain control of the Central Plains world.
"Mr. Yang, I have a son, I have a son!"
Murong Fu held his son and danced happily, while Yang Gui was upset when he heard the child crying, "I know, I know, you have been married for a few years, isn't it normal to have a baby? If you don't have a baby, I will prepare to have Su Xinghe show it to you.
"
"Hey, what does he know? Can he be as good as me in medical skills?" Murong Fu was full of arrogance in front of his son.
Yang Gui nodded, but he had forgotten that the current leader of the Xiaoyao Sect is Murong Fu. He has studied the supreme medical classics of the Xiaoyao Sect for several years, and his medical skills are very good.
"There is one last thing. After we solve it, we can officially start restoring the country."
"Ah?" Murong Fu looked surprised, "We have done so many things, doesn't it count as a formal restoration of the country?"
"Nonsense, what do you mean by Zhujiazhuang now? You want territory but no territory, you want status but no title. The previous work can only be regarded as the preparation work."
Yang Gui looked at Murong Fu and said: "As for the last thing, you know your father is not dead, right? The next thing we mainly want to do is fuck your father."
"ah?"
The names of the Dali emperors were very weird. Duan Yu's real name was Duan Zhengyan in history, and his sons were called Duan Zhengxing, Duan Zhengming, Duan Zhengchun, Duan Zhengyan, and Duan Zhengxing, which sounded like four brothers.
Duan Yu’s grandson is called Duan Zhixing, the Southern Emperor we are very familiar with. Duan Zhixing’s son is called Duan Zhilian. Duan Zhilian’s next emperor is called Duan Zhixiang, which sounds like the three brothers. Moreover, the last emperor of Dali is called Duan Xingzhi, which sounds like Yideng faked his death and pretended to be himself.
It’s like the grandson comes out to be an emperor.