Today, apart from picking up a very beautiful woman, I have been having bad luck.
In the morning, I received a call about my dismissal from the company; then, I threw my cell phone into the river in excitement, feeling sorry for the 300 yuan copycat Motorola. Then, I went to withdraw money to pay the rent, but
My money was stolen by thieves, and my card was swallowed by an ATM. It is a universal bank. The 500 yuan in my card was used to pay rent and save my life! Then, the bicycle that I had depended on for more than three years left me because it was too shabby and affected the appearance of the city.
, the bicycle was arrested on the spot by the urban management uncle.
I didn't even have dinner, so I returned to the community where I lived in a daze.
Only to find that a BMW was parked downstairs!
When I looked through the car window, I vaguely saw that the driver was a girl, leaning on the steering wheel, her shoulders twitching slightly. I didn't know what was wrong.
I didn't mind my own business. I walked in the community and glanced around. There is no limit to the road!
I don’t know which family planted some small green vegetables in the flower garden, which can be regarded as getting rich through hard work, so I stretched out my hand and pulled out a small white plant, shook off the fresh spring mud, and made vegetable porridge. It was actually not bad, not to mention that small green vegetables are
Absolutely fresh.
My room is on the fifth floor, with three bedrooms and one living room. I rented the middle room for 500 yuan a month. The reason why it is so cheap is because others are unwilling to rent here. I originally thought it was haunted, but it was not. It turned out to be the one next to it.
The residents are a bit special.
There are a few young girls living on the left, who often come back with some middle-aged men, and then the sound of "um um ah ah" comes from the room. Of course, as an upright unemployed young man like me, I have no idea what they are doing. As for the ones on the right
In the room, there lived a few college students who were engaged in music. They had a group of guys who played music with gongs and drums every day.
Therefore, I often wake up in my sleep, and two voices echo in the room——
"Uh-huh!"
"I will love you even to death..."
"Uh-huh!"
"I will love you even to death..."
So, every lonely night, I slept like crazy!
…
I shook the rice bag and found that there were less than a hundred rice grains! I counted carefully and found exactly fifty-six grains, good! Fifty-six ethnic groups have fifty-six flowers, and the fifty-six ethnic groups are one family!
I'm very excited, yes, I'm very excited, because at least I won't starve to death for this meal!
Skillfully clean the green vegetables, cut them into many sections, and throw them into the pot. In this way, you can eat a lot of pieces. At least it will make you feel that you have eaten a lot, and you will naturally be full, which can fool you.
If your stomach doesn’t growl, then that’s it. Many times, you’re just fooling yourself. This is the rule of life!
The millet porridge started to cook. I went back to the room and turned on the computer, only to find that almost every website was trumpeting the news that "Lament" will be opened at 6 o'clock tomorrow night. For the virtual game market that has been in the doldrums for several years
From a perspective, the investment in "Lament" is undoubtedly a blockbuster, enough to bring the game market back to life.
Unfortunately, I can't afford a gaming helmet. Although I have a dedicated gaming network cable, I probably have no hope of being able to go online as soon as the game starts.
…
Then, something sad and happy happened. I bravely saved the pretty girl driving a BMW downstairs, but now I am locked in the hall outside the room!
The little beauty’s belongings are still in the lobby. It’s a game helmet from “Mourning”!
I was stunned. Could this be the gaming helmet for "Lamentation"? Didn't it mean that the helmet would only be sold across the country tomorrow morning? Why is it available now?
I was wondering, who is this beautiful girl sleeping in my room?
Just then, a pleasant cell phone ringtone rang, and I realized that the girl’s cell phone and car keys were also in the bag!
Looking at the display on the phone, it turned out to be the word "sister"!
Huh? Her sister called?
Great! Let her come and take away this little beauty who is occupying my room. Damn it, although I pray to God to give me such a little beauty, there is no reason for me to stay out overnight, right?
Thinking of this, I immediately answered the phone.
A sweet voice came: "Hello? Ling Xue, where are you now? Why don't you go home?"
This voice is the same as the voice of the beautiful woman in the room. It seems that she is really her sister!
I said: "Are you her sister?"
The other party immediately became alert: "Who are you? Where is Ling Xue? What did you do to my sister?"
I quickly said: "Your sister is fine, she is in my room!"
She was anxious: "You... you bastard! What on earth did you do to my sister!"
I was immediately furious. I was really unlucky today. I saved this girl named Ling Xue, but was scolded by her sister.
So, I said angrily: "You fierce bitch, please listen to what I have to say clearly, okay?!"
The other party was shocked and said: "Tell me where she is, I will drive there right now!"
I was about to speak when my phone prompted: "Low battery..."
