Chapter Five Hundred and Thirty The Crazy Iced Tea
Chapter 530: Crazy Ice Tea
After the prayer, the golden light spread out. Bing Zhiyi and Liu Nian Huahuo let out a surprised cry, and a line of professional names appeared above their heads - trainee dragon knight!
At the same time, after a "ding" sound——
System Announcement: Congratulations to player Bing Zhiyi for successfully receiving the blessing of the dragon and changing his profession to become a dragon warrior!
System Announcement: Congratulations to the player Hana Huo for successfully receiving the blessing of the dragon and changing his profession to become a dragon warrior!
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Bing Zhiyi walked off the altar, obviously in a good mood, and asked me: "Hey, you haven't left yet?"
"Of course, the goal has not been achieved yet!"
"Don't think about it, we will never obey..."
I smiled awkwardly: "Beauty Bingyi, why are you so insistent? It's not a big deal if you join Xue Yue, and you won't lose a piece of flesh..."
Bing Zhiyi pursed his lips and smiled: "Yes! But I just don't want to. What can you do to this girl?"
I chuckled, pointed at Binglan beside me, and said, "Did you see that?"
"I saw it, so what? It's just an NPC..."
I smiled: "Binglan is the leader of all dragon knights, and the mentor of you two is also her subordinate. Do you believe that if I just turn a deaf ear, she can expel you two as trainee dragon knights?"
"Wow! You shady principal's secretary!" Bing Zhiyi pointed at me sadly and angrily.
Hehe, little girl, you forced me to do this. I don’t believe you won’t accept it!
Binglan blinked her beautiful big eyes, looked at me, a little confused, and asked: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with the two of them?"
Immediately, Binglan's attitude surprised Bingzhiyi and Liunian Huahu. In an instant, the two little girls realized that the shady guy in front of them might really be able to control their career futures.
So, Bing Zhiyi bit her red lips, stared at me and said, "Huh! You are such a bad guy. Fortunately, everyone in Baiyun City thinks you are a good person! What is it about me and Hua Huo that makes you think so highly of me? Can't we change it?"
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I smiled and said apologetically: "It was just a joke, don't get angry. But, I'm worried that you two weak girls will be bullied outside. It is the duty of our modern youth to act bravely and fight against the strong and help the weak."
and obligation, so I just want to use Xue Yue’s umbrella to protect you..."
Bing Zhiyi chuckled: "Come on! When we were bullied by other players in the past, why didn't you come to see Yong Yong? It's better now. Seeing that we have transferred to Dragon Knight, they immediately came to recruit us!"
"There is nothing I can do, among all living beings, how do I know who is being bullied..."
Huanian Huahuo seemed a little moved, and whispered to Bing Zhiyi: "Sister Yi, why don't you just join Xue Yue, Xue Yue's people are not bad people anyway..."
But Bing Zhiyi raised his eyebrows and said: "How can it be so cheap? Moreover, he said he wanted to protect our two sisters, but he has no sincerity at all!"
My heart moved and I immediately asked: "What kind of sincerity do you want?"
Bing Zhiyi stretched out an onion-like finger and tapped his chin, thought for a moment, and said, "Let's do this! Before noon tomorrow, you have to go downstairs to my house and invite me and Hanabi to have lunch together, otherwise we won't talk!"
"Depend on!"
My eyes widened: "No? Where are you? If it's far away, how can I get there before noon tomorrow?"
Bing Zhiyi smiled: "It's very simple, just take off your underwear, put them on outside, and fly over directly!"
I gritted my teeth and thought, forget it, if you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you catch the tiger's cub?
"Okay, tell me, your address and phone number?"
"Yeah!" Bing Zhiyi bit her lip and said, "The address is No. xx, Floor xx, xx Street, xx District, Hangzhou. As for the phone number, please remember 13815184xxx. Remember not to make harassing calls!"
"I know! I'm not that boring!"
I jotted it down carefully and stored it in my network space. Fortunately, it is Hangzhou, which is not too far away. If you drive there, you should be able to get there in two or three hours.
Miss Liu Nian seemed unable to believe it. She blinked and asked, "Scholar, do you really want to come to our place?"
I nodded: "Well, you two can just go to sleep after you log off. Haha, when you wake up, I will take you to have a big dinner, okay?"
"Ha~ of course!"
Seeing Hua Huo's happy look, Bing Zhiyi almost kept calm and said: "Hua Huo, be careful, you don't know if this scholar is a handsome guy in real life, why are you so excited..."
Huanian Huahuo pouted and said: "Why am I so excited? It's just that I can meet the number one master in the game. I'm just happy..."
“Happiness is excitement!”
"Happiness is happiness, excitement is excitement, they are two different things!"
"Explanation is to cover!"
"Ignore you……"
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I looked at the time, it was past three in the morning.
I said: "Then you go to bed early. Taking more rest will be beneficial to skin care. I am also offline. Please go downstairs after receiving my call before 12 noon tomorrow!"
"Um!"
Liu Nian Hua Huo smiled and nodded, while Bing Zhi Yi nodded to me and then went offline with Liu Nian Hua Huo.
I looked at my friend list, and it was all dark. Most of the girls in the studio were also offline, but the ice tea was still there, so I sent a message: "Still not asleep yet?"
"Well, is something wrong?"
"Go offline and come to the lobby. I have something to discuss with you."
"OK, all right!"
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The name of Iced Tea immediately faded, and I said goodbye to Binglan and went offline.
I took off my helmet, drank a cup of cold water, and came to the hall of the studio. Not only was there ice tea, but the fragrance of rice flowers was also there. Two girls were holding hot tea.
"Scholar, what happened so mysteriously?" Bingcha asked.
"You also know that Ling Xue, Ling Yue and Qin Yun are not here, so if there is any important matter, I will discuss it with you."
"Oh? What's the matter?" Iced Tea asked with a smile.
"About Ice Escape and Timeless Fireworks."
Bingcha understood in his heart and smiled: "I understand, these two people are one of the three dragon knights, right? You want to win them over to join Xueyue, right?"
"Um!"
I nodded, but then said: "However, things are not going well. These two girls are very wary. Tomorrow I will go to Hangzhou to have a real interview with them. In this case, their loyalty will be higher after joining Xue Yue.
"
"Oh, that's it..." Bingcha pondered and said, "You can make up your own mind about this matter, why do you need to tell me?"
"I'm going to Hangzhou tomorrow. I need one more person to accompany me, so I thought of you."
Bingcha smiled: "Hey! Let's be honest. Are you worried that Ling Xue and Ling Yue will suspect that you have a secret meeting with your online friend, mm, so you asked me to go along as a witness?"
I smiled slightly: "You can say that, but on the other hand, it may be too boring on the road. I have a portable speaker to chirp along with me, so it won't be too boring..."
Bingcha said angrily: "Tsk! What time will we leave tomorrow?"
"Nine o'clock in the morning!"
"OK, all right!"
Dao Huaxiang looked at me with her big eyes wide open, full of longing.
I patted her shoulder and said with a smile: "Xiangxiang's legs have just recovered. I will take you on a long trip after a while, okay?"
"Um."
Daohuaxiang has always been obedient, which reassures me.
Go back to the room and sleep.
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The next morning, I slept until about eight o'clock in the morning. I was woken up by the alarm clock and couldn't sleep anymore. After washing, I took Ling Yue's Audi car keys and came to the lobby. The ice tea was already prepared.
I was slightly surprised, my dear, Iced Tea is so beautifully dressed today! He is wearing a black coat with the front open and a plaid sweater underneath. His long hair falls on his shoulders, showing a bit of maturity.
And capable, but not lacking the sweetness that a girl should have.
"Ahem..." I glanced at her and said, "Why are you dressed so nicely? Today I am going to meet a female netizen, not taking you on a blind date..."
Bingcha nodded and answered seriously: "Those two girls are growing impatient. Of course I have to dress up well. If I lose, I won't lose!"
I was immediately struck by her words and said nothing more.
After going downstairs and picking up the car, Iced Tea sat in the passenger seat and said with a smile: "Scholar, do you have a driver's license?"
I shook my head: "You know, I have always driven without a license."
"Go! You are such a rogue..."
"Don't come here! Why don't you come and drive?"
"I can't drive, I'm too tired!"
"cut!"
Driving out of Suzhou City, my driving skills are actually top-notch. Although my racing skills are not as good as Ling Xue's, the most important thing is my composure. I was so calm that I pointed at the cars next to me and said angrily: "Scholar! This is so unreasonable.
Over! That Honda has overtaken us! Isn’t it just a Japanese car? Why are you trying so hard! Hey, that Nissan has overtaken us too! Oh my God, that old Nissan still dares to go on the road? Scholar, it has reached 70 yards and overtaken
it!"
I smiled: "Little girl, you are so impatient..."
"Huh!" Bingcha looked at me angrily and said, "How about I do it, you're so angry!"
"Okay, okay, come on!"
I immediately pulled over the car and stopped. Ice Tea quickly crawled over, and the long hair rippled around my neck, which was very itchy.
"Hey, don't get out of the car, you're wasting time! Just crawl over, I'm going to overtake that Honda!"
"good!"
I pushed forward to the passenger seat with difficulty. The ice tea smelled very good on my body. I didn't know what kind of shower gel I used. During the crossing, the elastic buttocks rubbed against my legs, which made people feel restless. Fortunately,
I tried my best to control it. I couldn't fight in the car in broad daylight. Besides, I was a principled young man and couldn't see each other one by one.
As soon as Iced Tea's butt touched the seat, I immediately started the car and stepped on the accelerator!
"Hmph, Honda, the Olympic halo (Audi) is here!"
The iced tea said "Eh" again, why is it so soft when stepped on?
"Nonsense! My feet are still up there!"
"Ah? Ha, I'm sorry? You reacted so slowly. No wonder Ling Xue and Ling Yue went to the United States..."
"Stop talking nonsense and drive!"
"Well, you are so cruel!"
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Facts have proved that beautiful girls have a kind of wildness in their bones, Lingxue has it, and so does Bingcha. The Audi goes very fast with Bingcha driving it, but Bingcha doesn’t take my little life seriously at all and speeds past me.
It surpassed Laosang, surpassed Nissan, surpassed Honda, and even surpassed a Mercedes-Benz!
There was a bald man sitting in the big Ben, and a very enchanting young woman in the passenger seat. Half of this woman's legs were draped on the bald man's body, and she could even see the pink trousers under her short skirt. She was so cute
He said something in a whiny voice.
When the bald man saw that the Daben was overtaken by the Audi, he was immediately furious and chased after him. The two cars were running parallel to each other. What was even more disgusting was that the Daben had its top down. How arrogant!
Bingcha immediately lowered the car window and saw the bald man running away with an angry look on his face, and sternly scolded: "You are an uneducated man, are you driving so fast and looking for death? You look like a little coquettish guy who owes you a job!"
Bingcha was furious and yelled back: "You bald man, go back to the Shaolin Temple to eat fast and chant the Buddha's name. Stop messing with women here. You really disgust my aunt!"
The bald man was furious, but the enchanting woman next to him was even angrier. Her eyebrows flew up and she cursed angrily: "Little girl, who are you scolding? What are you talking about? How did your parents teach you! You look like an uneducated little thing!"
How can ice tea be easy?
Continuing to maintain a parallel distance between cars, Iced Tea raised her beautiful eyebrows and said angrily to the enchanting woman: "I'll go! I've seen many women like you, and you tricked this bald man into buying a house and a car with just a few ounces of meat on your breasts, hum.
Humph, be careful as you get older and those two or two ounces of flesh will droop down, let me see what else you can sell!"
The enchanting woman was hit in the fatal spot and immediately went into a rage: "You little red guy, your parents are all dead!"
Iced Tea sneered: "You couple of bitches are so disgusting!"
The enchanting woman went crazy and danced wildly, and the bald man was so angry that he almost crashed the car. He shouted words like "little bitch", "little bitch" and "little slut" into the ice tea. I really couldn't watch it.
He passed by and said: "Ice tea, pull over and stop them. I'm going to beat this fat man!"
As soon as I showed my head, the fat man immediately noticed me, so he sneered and cursed: "I thought your brother's little slut was some good thing, but it turns out he also has a pretty boy. Bah! What the hell!"
But Iced Tea smiled, turned around and said to me: "You were scolded..."
I angrily said, "Come on! Do I look like the pretty boy you raised?"
Iced Tea smiled even sweeter: "Be good! Don't be angry, my sister will buy you sweets later~"
I was extremely sad and angry, but the fat bald man scolded me again: "You little slut, your mother died when you were three years old, your father died when you were five years old, your virginity was lost when you were eight years old, you entered a karaoke bar when you were ten years old, you received customers every day, and the business was good, and you got around to ten years old."
No one wants five years old..."
Bingcha's face turned livid, he was furious, and finally launched his ultimate move!
"Scholar, spit on him!"
"good!"
I backed away from the ice tea and quickly shook my head into the wind, like a dashing football player heading a goal. The saliva arrow flew out and hit my bald forehead with a "snap".
The bald man seemed to be petrified by Medusa's gaze. His whole body froze and the speed of the car slowed down. As soon as I stepped on the accelerator, our Audi sped away!
"Hahahaha! You're so fat, you're so bald, look at you, you're still arrogant..."
Iced Tea patted the steering wheel, laughing so hard that tears were about to come out.
I stared at her: "Is it fun?"
"Of course it's fun! The scholar's saliva is really accurate. It looks like he has practiced it. Hehe, he said something bad. I really love you!"
With that said, Iced Tea turned around and kissed me on the cheek, causing the car to sway again and again like a drunkard!
"Holy shit!"
Although the residual warmth of the ice tea kiss remains on my face, I swear from now on that I will never ride in a car driven by Ling Xue and Bing Cha again. Life and death are simply hanging by a thread, which is even more thrilling than challenging a legendary boss!
