A big cattail leaf fan fell from the sky and slammed onto a thick and hairy thigh.
Take away the cattail leaf fan, and you will see a mosquito with a red belly, trapped between the thick leg hair, still struggling.
"Oops!"
The dying mosquito was blown away with a snap of his fingers. A big hand casually wiped away a trace of blood on his leg, and even picked and scratched the freshly swollen bulge.
"Zhagu! Zhagu! Let's go! Play a few tricks!"
Outside the small courtyard, on top of the earthen wall, two naughty-looking young men's heads poked out, shouting at a strong man who was scratching an itch in a lounge chair in the courtyard.
When the strong man named Zha Gu heard this, he was about to get up from the recliner, but he seemed to remember something. After hesitating for a while, he leaned back and waved his hands repeatedly:
"Go, go, go! I'm not interested today, another day! Another day!"
The two scoundrels laughed and laughed. Seeing that he was determined not to go, they knew that there was no more money to be made. They were about to leave, but they were stopped by the strong man in the recliner:
"Hold on! You two little birds, what did you call me just now?"
The two rogues stopped at first, and after hearing the strong man's question, they shouted "Zhagu Zhagu" several times. When they saw the strong man got up and chased after him, they ran away laughing, leaving the strong man outside the courtyard gate and howling to themselves: <
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"My name is Zhang Baogu! Zhang Baogu! Bah! You're so stupid!"
"Pulp!"
The strong man named Zhang Baogu finished howling at the backs of the two rogues and spat at them. However, he did not notice that a sparrow that had flown far away suddenly fluttered its wings and flew back.
It fell silently on the locust tree in the small courtyard.
"Got it..."
"..."
The cicadas' cries that had never stopped stopped suddenly. Zhang Baogu, who had just walked back to the courtyard, couldn't adapt for a moment. He thought he was deaf and looked up at the Sophora japonica tree.
After scanning around, I couldn't see any clues. There was only an ordinary little sparrow standing on the branch, staring down at me.
Zhang Baogu was stared at by the sparrow's pair of deep eyes, and the back of his neck felt tight for no reason.
He shrunk his neck and was about to sit back on the recliner when he heard someone calling him again outside the hospital.
"I understand, let's go! Go to the theater."
A woman's voice came from outside the hospital. Zhang Baogu's buttocks that had just been sitting on the chair seemed to have been burned. He jumped up and ran to the door of the hospital in two steps:
"Hey...Ms. Liu is so excited..."
Zhang Baogu rushed to the door and saw a woman standing outside the courtyard. She was young and fair-skinned. Although her appearance was ordinary, her figure was quite good. She was holding a handful of melon seeds in her hand and spat out the melon seed shells towards the door of his courtyard with a "pop" sound.
Direction.
Zhang Baogu has quick eyesight and quick hands. He reaches out his hand to catch it steadily as if he is familiar with the road. His movements are so skillful that it makes people feel pain.
He smiled and was about to put the melon seed shells into his mouth to taste it, but he saw two more old women coming behind him to help him, so he had to hide the melon seed shells in his hands and reluctantly said hello:
"You two godmothers are polite."
The two old women looked at each other and joked:
"Hey, isn't this Zhang Daqing, who has cooked for the royal family, standing here in the white ground without inviting Madam Liu to your room to eat a piece of royal tofu?"
"Eh? Where did you come from? Madam Liu loves to eat. She obviously knows her own soy milk, right?"
The two women sang together, winking and teasing the two young men and women.
"Here...hehe, the two godmothers also come in and have some food together?"
Zhang Baogu laughed for a while, then took the initiative to ask, but saw the two old women curling their lips and saying:
"Ouch! I can't eat it, I can't eat it. Your tofu is too hard, and the soy milk is thin and fishy. The old lady has no teeth, so I'm afraid she won't be able to digest it. Madam Liu must be young and have good teeth to digest it.
Next, hahahaha."
The two old women joked for a while, and Mrs. Liu next to her rolled her eyes, and spat out a melon seed shell again with disdain. The two shells rolled up in the air, but the scene became colder, and the person next to her was full.
Gu quickly moved away and asked another question:
"Where are you two godmothers going?"
"Oh! You don't know yet, the birthday party in the town next to us came back not long after sunset yesterday, and today they will perform a homecoming unpacking scene. It is said that a handsome martial arts student has been added to the team.
Her movements and body movements are so good that she attracted several nearby Zhuangzi girls, wives, mothers-in-law and aunts, and the stage was packed to the rafters. Madam Liu, I guess you also want to see something special?"
Mrs. Liu only looked up at the branches with her eyes sideways, and actually ignored the two women. The women lost interest, curled their lips and helped each other away. Before they walked a few feet away, they whispered: p>
"Let's go, that little naughty woman is probably going to Zhang Binggu's house to eat some tofu before she gives up."
"Yes, who is blind to the lice on a bald man's head? One is a widower, and the other is a man doing business and living as a widow. Not to mention her, if you were more than ten years younger, you would definitely eat it too! You
If you don’t eat, you are the one!”
"Eh! Why are you leaving me alone? You didn't eat enough when you were young? Don't think that everyone else is deaf and blind. Think about who was just howling loudly in the woods in broad daylight, causing so much trouble.
Are half the village’s dogs barking at you?”
"Bah! How can you talk nonsense under the emperor's feet? Hee hee! A good man has not mentioned his bravery in the past. Don't mention it again and go to watch the show."
The two women twisted away, and Zhang Baogu showed two pieces of melon seed shells in his hand. After giving Mrs. Liu a look, he held them in his mouth with a playful smile, and said vaguely while chewing:
"Hey... come in and sit for a while?"
After being ridiculed by the two mothers-in-law, Mrs. Liu looked sullen and said in displeasure:
"No! Go home instead."
After saying that, he was about to leave. When Zhang Baogu saw that there was no one else around him, he reached out and grabbed Mrs. Liu's wrist and dragged her into her small courtyard.
Mrs. Liu beat her with her pink fists, but she was half pushed and half fell into Zhang Baogu's arms. After carrying him into the hospital, she only gasped for air and stopped twisting.
"Ouch!"
Madam Liu let out a soft cry, but she was already hugged by Zhang Baogu, and she was thrown into the lounge chair in the courtyard, and then she moved her hands anxiously.
"No way!"
Mrs. Liu just woke up at this moment, hurriedly stretched out her hand to push, and said in a low voice:
"You can't do it! You absolutely can't do it! How can you do something like this in this courtyard in broad daylight? If someone who climbs over the wall looks at you, your family will still be alive."
Unexpectedly, the man was already on top, so he didn't care about that much. When he was struggling to take off his clothes, he suddenly noticed something falling from his body to the ground.
Zhang Baogu didn't pay attention at first and only glanced at the rolling objects on the ground.
But as soon as she took a breath, she felt as if she was being burned by charcoal fire. She threw Madam Liu down from the reclining chair and threw herself onto the ground. She hurriedly picked up the object and put it away behind her back to block Madam Liu's sight.
As soon as I turned around, I heard someone knocking on the door again:
"Zhang Wei... I'm here to fill the valley."
When Zhang Baogu heard the voice, he suddenly slapped his forehead and lowered his voice:
"Ouch! Oops! I forgot something important, so I'll take a break for now."
After saying that, he picked up Mrs. Liu, tiptoed her into the house, and told her not to make any sound. Then she closed the door and returned to the courtyard gate. She opened only a crack in the door, tilted her head and said:
"How come it's such a coincidence? You first go to the tea shed on the roadside of Zhuang Xitou to wait for me, and take a bowl of herbal tea with you. I'll be there later."
The man outside the hospital didn't understand what he meant. He stretched out his hand to open the door and enter the hospital, but Zhang Baogu pressed against the door and urged:
"Don't come in. I'm naked and haven't changed my clothes yet. Just go and wait for me outside the village. The tea money is mine."
At any rate, the visitor was tricked into leaving. Zhang Baogu bolted the door and ran back into the house in three steps and two steps at a time.
……
Cheng Yu stood on the crooked locust tree and watched the person who had just knocked on the door go west. What he heard in his ears was the increasingly loud noise in the house.
Guessing that the room would be quiet for a while, he jumped off the branches and flew out of the courtyard, hovering over the entire Zhuangzi to observe.
Since he used water transport skills to control the building boat along the way, and arrived near the Gyeonggi ferry, Cheng Yu deliberately parked the boat on a shore more than ten miles away from the ferry in order to avoid people's eyes.
The troupe spent three days and two nights on the boat, and finally set foot on the shore at dusk last night.
I thought that after being on a boat for such a long time, I would be exhausted and sleepy, but who would have thought that after getting off the boat one by one, I would still be in high spirits, as if nothing had happened.
Everyone commented: This big boat is still stable to sit on, as if it were flat ground, and there is no sign of seasickness at all.
Everyone was talking about the benefits of the big ship, but the leader of the class started to smile even more after he landed and looked around.
It turns out that this place is not far from the town where he lives in Gyeonggi Province. It can be regarded as a final return to his hometown. The anxiety and uneasiness along the way almost disappeared.
When he was happy, he called the two smart young men next to him and ordered them to report to the wealthy families in several nearby villages. He said that the birthday class was returning to Beijing and a homecoming party would be held to see which family would be willing to contribute.
If you have a lot of money, go to any village to sing.
Jia Fei was the last one to disembark, and he still looked like a gentleman. For the past few days, he and the rest of the troupe had been staying on the second floor of the ship, just arranging a new play. He even decided on the title of the play, which was called Ding Feng Bo. In fact, this name was given by Cheng Yu to Jia Fei through the connection of Qi and Ji. As for what this play is about, it is nothing more than a play about heroes and beauties, children of the world, both civilized and martial, which is suitable for all ages and is a favorite for everyone.<
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The male protagonist is a young martial arts student, so naturally it must be Jia Fei.
After two days of continuous polishing, the play has become more and more perfect, so the class leader decided to make this play the last two in the finale of the hall.
Cheng Yu waited until everyone on the boat had disembarked before removing the barrier formation and the blinders on it.
Then he sent the building boat downstream along the current, cleaned up all the remaining breath of life on it, and stranded it in an uninhabited tidal flat.
Jia Fei attaches great importance to the church meeting the next day. This is her first official stage appearance since the church meeting in the backyard of the Qianjiang government office.
I think back to the last time I went on stage, because the great martial arts student Duan Yulou and Hou Siniang killed people and fled behind the rockery, and the song ended with an anticlimax.
This time she could not tolerate any mistakes, so she begged Cheng Yu to help her calm down the situation for half a day.
It turns out that although this birthday troupe is just a small theater troupe in the countryside of Gyeonggi Province, it is quite popular in several local Zhuangzi. As soon as the hall meeting started, all the villagers surrounded the stage with three floors inside and three floors outside. Especially the new handsome martial arts student in the theater troupe. His singing, reading, and fighting skills are much more beautiful than the big martial arts student from previous years.
As a result, the sisters-in-law and aunts who rarely went out in the past also rushed to join in and have a look. There was a large crowd of people sitting in front of the stage in the dark mountains and plains, and even the tickets on the trees were sold out. p>
Cheng Yu saw that although there were many people watching the theater, everything was still stable. All the local land security guards and district chiefs were helping to maintain order.
Looking up at the sun, it was already three poles high. Only then did he have the opportunity to spread his wings and fly high into the sky to look down into the distance.
I saw that the terrain was getting higher and higher about twenty miles away in the southwest, and there was a black mountain-like city outline on it. It looked like it was nearly ten times larger than Qingchuan County.
In the core area inside the city wall, a golden roof is particularly eye-catching, which must be the Imperial City glazed tiles of Daliang.
The buildings outside the city wall stretch for about ten miles, and beyond that are dotted villages and large tracts of farmland.
Farther away, there is a series of dark mountains, looming.
Looking back, more than twenty miles away from the capital, there are two rivers that intersect vertically at almost 90 degrees, namely the Longxiang River and the Daliang River.
One of the two rivers originally went south and the other east, but after they merged near Gyeonggi, they changed to flow southeast.
At this time, Cheng Yu, who was high in the sky, could see very clearly that at the intersection of the two rivers, there was a clear boundary between clear and turbid, which reminded him of the clear distinction between Jing and Wei.
The capital city of Daliang is located in a beautiful place with mountains at its back and the intersection of two rivers in front of it.
Cheng Yu was hovering in the air and watching, and a wave of applause erupted from the stage below him. It looked like Jia Fei was also quite useful on stage.
But Cheng Yu still remembered that this time he went to Beijing, he still had something to do that his father-in-law had asked him to do.
After giving instructions to Jia Fei Qi Machine, he flew towards the southwest of the capital city wall.
After leaving the stage, I flew past two Zhuangzi, but I heard a man behind me shouting that he was Zhang Baogu.
When Cheng Yu heard this, his heart moved, he flapped his wings and hurriedly turned back, flying towards a small courtyard where the human voice had just been heard.
Finally, he landed on a crooked locust tree. After looking at the man at his feet, Cheng Yu thought thoughtfully:
Could it be that it’s just another matter of trying hard to find a place without any effort at all?