The old Taoist thought of the few years before he time traveled, and had imagined countless times what kind of golden fingers he would get as a member of the time-traveling army.
But after several years of searching, I found nothing.
Coupled with being severely beaten by this world many times, I gradually became disheartened, until I no longer had any hope in people like Golden Finger.
At this moment, looking at the row of simplified Chinese characters floating in the air, even the last six ellipses dots are extremely kind.
Just as he was trembling with excitement, the words began to change and flow, rearranged and combined into a new sentence, displayed before his eyes:
"Loading failed, please ask the host to dictate past life information to verify identity."
Huo Yazi was stunned for a moment, and then he was woken up by a thunder in the sky, and he was suddenly relieved:
That’s right, heaven will give great responsibilities to this people. How can such a thing as a golden finger be so easy to obtain?
No wonder there was no movement for the past ten years. It turned out that there was a system failure.
But a golden finger is a golden finger, even if it is that kind of idiot, it will eventually help me to move forward and become a god!
The old Taoist organized his thoughts slightly, stood at attention and raised his head, letting the strong wind blow the three strands of long beard under his chin, and talked eloquently towards the door of the ancestral hall.
At this moment, there is only one bird in the ancestral hall, overlooking an old Taoist at his feet, dictating the personal information of his past life as if applying for a job interview.
As soon as the old Taoist spoke a few words, Cheng Yu was sure that this guy was the guy from his previous life.
When the old Taoist talked about why he traveled through time, his tone gradually became sad, angry and aggrieved.
In his words, he directly blamed Cheng Laomao for not being honest and not waiting for him when he went fishing. As a result, he had to use his charging mobile phone to call the other party. The moment he connected, he suddenly felt numb and his vision went dark. When he opened his eyes again, he was transported to this place.
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Cheng Yu couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, this old guy is like a dog biting Lu Dongbin.
I think at that time, he notified him two days in advance. When Lao Pi heard that there were several single girls going fishing in the wild, he immediately agreed.
Unexpectedly, on the morning of departure, a group of people could not wait for him, and even when they called him, their cell phones were turned off, so it took a full hour before departure.
This guy must have stayed up late playing games the day before, exhausted all his battery, and slept too late or even overslept.
Obviously I am unreliable...
As a result, he turned out to be unjust.
Cheng Yu felt funny and angry in his heart, and the old man at his feet became more and more energetic, complaining about Cheng Yu continuously.
When Cheng Yu heard Lao Dao's last words, that it was time for Cheng Laomao to travel with him and come here to be a bastard for him to ride on, he immediately gave up.
When I was in kindergarten, I lifted up a female classmate’s skirt and said it was me who instigated it, so I was called a parent;
I was blocked by junior high school gangsters on the way home from elementary school. I dragged your schoolbag and ran with me. You tripped and I came back to save you, but each of you got beaten up;
In junior high school, I didn’t dare to hand a note to a girl and asked me to pass it on, but the girl came to pester me and I was notified by the whole school;
The university insists on asking my girlfriend to sleep with her. You messed up, and I was complained about for a week;
In the end, I was indirectly killed by you. I traveled through time and became a sparrow, but you are still a human being!
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On the eaves of the ancestral hall, a small sparrow raised its wings together, its thick beak pointing directly at the old road below, and its eyes twinkling.
Huo Yazi was complaining and working hard when he suddenly saw the row of crystal large characters in front of him flowing and changing again, just like the special effects in his previous life, forming two large characters as tall as one person:
Fart!
Two large simplified Chinese characters, plus a huge exclamation mark.
Huo Yazi looked at the "Fart!" above his head and was stunned for a moment. He suddenly recalled that some golden fingers seemed to be able to communicate with them, and he immediately defended loudly:
"Everything I just said is true! It's me! It must be me. Why don't you try reloading it again?"
As soon as these words came out, Cheng Yu, who was already a little conceited, couldn't hold back anymore and was about to "fart!" and pushed towards Huo Yazi.
"Ah! Ahhh..."
Huo Yazi saw "Fart!" coming towards him and had no way to avoid it, so he fell to the ground.
"Boom, boom, boom! Boom!"
Suddenly there was a burst of thunder above his head. Cheng Yu looked up and saw dark clouds covering his head. A thick silver chain suddenly appeared in the center of the rotating clouds.
Cheng Yu's heart suddenly sank.
The dark clouds above our heads kept accelerating, rolling and rotating, getting lower and lower. Electric arcs were running back and forth inside, one after another.
I saw that in the clouds, the silver chain that flashed frequently continued to absorb the small lightning bolts around it, and in an instant it became thicker and thicker, like a silver dragon in the clouds, spreading its teeth and claws.
Gusts of strong wind whirled in the courtyard of the ancestral hall, making a whining sound. The down on Cheng Yu's abdomen was blown up, and the few leaves left on the surrounding trees spiraled upward into the sky.
The old Taoist crawled and took two steps back. As he was waving his hands wildly, he found that he still held a broken ebony sword in his right hand, so he swung it casually. When the broken sword accidentally pointed into the air.
"Click!"
Finally, as if someone pressed a switch, the dazzling silver chain, as thick as a man's waist, twisted and rushed down.
As soon as the tip of the lightning came into contact with "Fart!", it was ignited, and then passed through the fire characters in the air and continued to rush downward crazily.
"Hmm!"
Cheng Yu closed his beak tightly and let the gusts of wind blow against his face, but he still stared at the sky with a pair of bird eyes.
The speed of the lightning tip was too fast, and the ignited flames were as slow as a turtle in comparison, and they only followed far behind, burning down in a jumping line of fire.
Ah!
Huo Yazi's eyes flashed, and the thick lightning rushed to him
"I..."
Only half of the fragrance came out of the old Taoist's mouth, and the tip of the lightning had already connected with the broken ebony sword in his hand that glowed green.
He grinned and subconsciously leaned back tactically, still waiting for the lightning strike.
"Plop!"
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The ancestral hall, which was as bright as day, suddenly returned to darkness.
After the thick silver chain lightning struck the broken ebony sword, it didn't even make a sound. It was submerged into the half-broken sword like a whale sucking water, and even a line of fire burning behind it was sucked clean.<
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"Boom..."
The sound of thunder is half a beat slower than the speed of lightning. It only reaches half of the speed and then stops suddenly.
It was as if God was being strangled by a giant hand, and the yawn that had been brewing for a long time was suppressed.
Cheng Yu stood on the eaves and witnessed the whole process with his own eyes, still looking confused at this moment.
Looking at the broken ebony sword, it looked as if nothing had happened. There was not even a trace of white smoke coming out, and it was still glowing with green light.
The words "Fart!" above his head were out of control, and a large amount of lamp oil spilled to the ground.
Most of the dark clouds in the sky have disappeared, and the swirling wind has turned into a light breeze.
He looked down and saw that the old man had fallen to the ground, with a distorted "big" character appearing. When he listened carefully, he knew that he had just fainted and was not dead.
I saw the old Taoist holding the broken ebony sword tightly in his right hand. There was no sign of scorch on his hand, and his breathing and heartbeat were fairly even.
The thunder calamity with such momentum was actually sucked away by this broken sword in an instant...
I never thought this was an artifact that could absorb heavenly calamities!
And it can not only absorb thunder, but also fire.
"Buzz..."
Suddenly, the dim ancestral hall trembled again, and a green light silently shot out from the ancestral hall, shining on the glowing ebony broken sword.
The broken sword then sent out a response, trembling more violently, and at the same time it made a "wuwu" sound, which seemed to be crying, but also like laughing...
All the lamp oil in the hall had been drained out by Cheng Yu just now. It should have been completely dark, but now it was filled with dark green light.
Cheng Yu landed on the wall of the courtyard and looked into the hall. The green light emitted came from the imperial pen on the confession. The originally dark pen barrel now radiated a bright blue light, and even the confession was shaken by it.<
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Cheng Yu looked back at the broken sword in Lao Dao's hand.
The broken sword and the pen tube actually echoed each other.
