The Times of the United Kingdom: China has developed a brain learning chip and claims to create a revolution in human intelligence.
French newspaper Le Figaro: A magical scene appears in Syria, is there a new direction in human evolution?
Washington Post: Brain innovation, incredible super research? Or just cheap and boring hype?
Zhou Qingfeng grabbed a mobile phone in his private barracks and casually browsed news reports from major media. He was shocked to find that the news about what happened in Syria was overwhelming. This time it was not a report about gunfire or the suffering of refugees, but an external release by the Rabbit Family.
A piece of news that shocked the world.
Embedded nanoscale brain-assisted learning chip, I know each of these dozen words, but what do they mean together?
Zhou Qingfeng himself was baffled. He intuitively felt that this seemed to be related to an unreliable suggestion he had submitted recently, but in any case it had nothing to do with a broken chip? So he called Xiao Jinlang and asked...
"Old Xiao, did you make the brain chip that the media is crazy about now?"
"Yes, isn't this your idea?"
"Wait...when did I ever come up with such an idea?"
"Didn't you say that in order to cover up a shocking fact, it's better to make up an even more shocking lie? I learned this from you!"
"I..., I didn't let you tell such a big lie."
Zhou Qingfeng was speechless and confused.
"Old Xiao, if you make fun of the country's reputation like this, do the elders of the imperial capital have no objection?"
"Ah San officially claims that the urine of the sacred cow can cure cancer, the furry bear claims that he has invincible military power, the Gallic chicken crows that he has the responsibility and obligation of the suzerain for the development of Africa, John Bull often cares about the democracy of other countries, and even Eagle Sauce
We say we will lead the world for another hundred years. What do we think?
We are only worried that the effect is too good to cover up, so we are just setting off some smoke bombs in advance. Don’t worry, there will be further publicity in the future. This is a major measure to increase our country’s international influence. And although we are bragging, it is still true after all.
Be confident."
Listening to Xiao Jinlang's nonsense, Zhou Qingfeng felt that maybe his worries were unfounded. However, he was still very uneasy and started to read the news again, really worried that something would happen that would make him unpopular.
But in fact, if you look carefully at the reports in various media, although the titles are more scary than the last, the specific content is full of ridicule and ridicule. The Western media reported this matter as an anecdote, which is quite unworthy of refutation.
Obviously, those white people haven't paid enough attention to this. Zhou Qingfeng relaxed a little bit about it. What he wanted was to make the matter confusing and make people confused about the hidden truth.
Uncle Zhou was relieved, but what he did still caused an uproar in a small area - what kind of brain-assisted learning chip? How reliable is this thing? No one knows!
After the Iranian military learned about this, they were worried about being used as a guinea pig as a guinea pig. However, the Chinese military strongly recommended this super chip that can "change the destiny of mankind" in an extremely serious and responsible manner, which gave them some small expectations.
.
According to the words of the deputy head of the military delegation to aid Syria - these are not good friends, and we will not come up with such top-notch cutting-edge technology. Don't hesitate, come and be a guinea pig..., come and enjoy the most advanced technology
scientific and technological achievements.
The Iranians gritted their teeth and decided to give it a try. The worst they could do was lose a few soldiers, and God would take good care of them.
Hmm..., excellent tank soldiers can't be wasted like this. Let's mobilize some of those rubbish soldiers in the logistics. So...
"I don't want it, I don't want an operation, I don't want any chip embedded in it. Please let me go!" Rouhani screamed in horror and was escorted to the operating table. This unlucky man was punished because he was captured on the battlefield. He was previously
Not to mention being kicked off to work in logistics, he was chosen as the guinea pig this time.
Before going to the operating table, four or five big men could not hold Rouhani's hands and feet. The guy struggled desperately but to no avail. In the end, he could only plead: "If I die, you must send me home. No...
…, forget it. I don’t want to make my mother sad, so just call me treason.”
Rouhani was tied to the operating table with restraints. He couldn't move his hands and feet. He burst into tears and was heartbroken. He repeatedly warned the medical staff who gathered around him in Persian and Russian, especially the "Thunder Punishment God" in white coats.
Yang's. It's a pity that Tianzun couldn't understand what he said and could only giggle.
"Let's begin." In the makeshift operating room, a person from the National Security Bureau ordered in a low voice. Then the 'Thunder Punishment God' all stepped aside, and several military medical soldiers came forward to shave Rouhani's head and inject anesthetics.
Cut the scalp and really make a small opening in the skull.
You need to do a complete set for acting!
Then..., nothing more, just suture the wound.
The intelligence officer of the National Security Bureau took out a tube of injection from a reinforced confidential suitcase and injected it into the anesthetized Rouhani. The next step was to wait twelve hours for the unlucky guy to wake up on his own.
Half a day later, 'Thunder Punishment God' took the initiative to appear. He told reporters from all parties and the Syrian and Iranian military who were crowded outside the operating room waiting for news: The operation was successful and the chip implantation went very smoothly. Now the first implanter, Rouhani, has
Wake up, very conscious.
Next is the time to witness the miracle!
Ouch..., really?
No one believed what he said, and everyone expressed doubt.
Poor Rouhani was pushed out of the operating room with tears in his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he saw a large number of reporters in front of him. Several senior officers from the Iranian military stared at him with elusive eyes, as if they were watching an experiment.
The room is used for small animals that are used as consumables.
"Rohani, do you remember who you are?" a senior Iranian official asked.
Rouhani was stunned, looking left and right before sitting up from the mobile operating bed. He blinked his eyes and said stupidly: "I'm not dead? It seems..., I haven't become an idiot either."
"Soldier, answer my question. Let me decide whether you are an idiot or not." A senior Iranian official said solemnly.
"I am Rouhani, my full name is *******, from ********. My father's name is..." Rouhani casually revealed his identity and family situation.
"Well, there are no big problems with language and basic cognitive abilities. How do you feel about your condition? Can you walk?" The senior Iranian official was a little relieved, but he did not dare to make a judgment easily.
Rouhani wore a hospital gown and walked a few steps to the ground with his bare feet. He came to a window outside the operating room and screamed at the glass, "Ah! I..., how did I become like this?"
Rouhani's hair was shaved off and there was a sutured wound on his head, which looked a bit strange. In response to his exclamation, the reporters around him took photos wildly, and some even raised their arms and shouted loudly in an attempt to ask questions for the interview.
"Rohani, we want to test your actions, intelligence and learning ability immediately." To ensure the safety period, senior Iranian officials designed a set of ability testing procedures. However, these tests were completely avoided by reporters, and the results were highly confidential.
Rouhani first rested for a day, and then was taken to the shooting range for an exercise test. The result was that his ability did not improve much or decrease, and remained at the original level. But the subsequent memory test was surprising, especially his ability to
I memorized all the scriptures.
You must know that people who believe in green religion may not be able to memorize scriptures. After Rouhani finished reciting, he felt incredible. The more he recited, the more excited he became. He continued to demonstrate his photographic memory, including various military items that he could not remember at first.
Regulations and work skills can only be memorized after reading them a few times.
This is truly a miracle!
"Have I really become smarter?" Rouhani couldn't believe it.
Senior Iranian officials involved in the test couldn't believe it.
The Chinese staff who performed the surgery couldn't believe it either.
Even the ‘Thunder Punishment Heavenly Lord’ himself was stunned by this, “Is my electric shock therapy really effective? Whether you believe it or not, I don’t believe it anyway.”