The recently elected new president of Mongolia is holding a military parade here to celebrate the 800th anniversary of the founding of Mongolia. The new president, who is a former judoka, has always flaunted himself as a pure Mongolian. His favorite thing to do during the campaign was to slander his opponent's ancestry.
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Now that he has become the ruler of more than one million square kilometers of land as he wished, the new president is very satisfied. You must know that countries like Britain, France, Germany and Japan only have hundreds of thousands of square kilometers, which is far inferior to Mongolia.
At this moment, in front of the military parade, the brightly dressed Mongolian honor guard was passing through the square. This was the style of the guard left by Genghis Khan. The new president suddenly became so proud that he felt that he was also the world-leading Genghis Khan at this moment.
"What a mighty and domineering army!" His Excellency the new president was satisfied. Behind the honor guard was an armored convoy, which still had some majestic power as it rumbled by.
"Ah, that's the classic T-54 tank, produced in Russia."
"There is also the classic BMP-1 armored vehicle, which is also produced in Russia."
"There are also self-propelled artillery in the back, all of which are produced by us in Russia."
As a close ally and special guest, His Excellency Sergey, the Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Defense of the Mao Xiong Federation, participated in this military parade. Looking at the various antiques entering the venue, he kept explaining as if he was being greatly praised.
The new president was not unhappy. Instead, he said affectionately to his furry bear friends: "Thanks to the Soviets for rescuing Mongolia from the clutches of flower farmers nearly a hundred years ago, we were able to become an independent country."
"We are still helping you resist the invasion from the south." Mr. Sergey also grabbed the new president's hand and said with sincere eyes: "But the help is not free. My dear, you should spend money to buy some new equipment.
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Mao Xiong is also very poor these days. He has to hit two poles to have jujubes or not. Maybe he can squeeze out some oil and water there.
The look in Mr. Sergei’s eyes was so sincere that it was hard for the new President to resist. He couldn’t break away even if he wanted to, so he could only say in the same sincere tone: “Our economy in Mongolia is not good. Some time ago, it was defeated by India.
Mr. Modi made a fool of himself and was almost deceived into bankruptcy."
"No matter how miserable it is, we can't afford to lose the national defense. Look at your lousy tanks. They should have been thrown into the garbage dump a long time ago. Buy some of our T-90S. Ah San has agreed to use them." Mr. Sergey pointed to the square.
Said the rotten tank that has been used for almost half a century.
"And your MiG-21, it's too old! It loses parts every time it flies into the sky. Why don't you get some Su-27s? Or MiG-29s? If you can't afford new ones, you can buy second-hand ones.
!" Mr. Sergey pointed to the fighter planes passing through the square in the sky. The paint on those old planes was peeling off.
The new president is also full of pain. Who doesn’t want to have a strong national defense? He also wants to ride his horse to Europe and drink from the Danube River. But now that Mongolia’s treasury is so empty that it can run like a mouse, what kind of fighter planes can it buy?
Glancing at the sky, the new Mongolian president immediately found another topic, "Ah..., dear Russian friends, next is the inspection fighter plane you sent to pass through the sky."
Sir Sergei was very dissatisfied with the Mongolian new president's behavior of changing the subject. He didn't even bother to raise his head and just said with a 'hmm': "Of course we are sending the most advanced fighter planes to add some color to our friend's founding anniversary.
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The new president was still looking at the sky, but the expression on his face was even more colorful. At this time, he grabbed Sergey's hand and shook it constantly: "Thank you Russian friends for their strong support. You have indeed sent the most advanced
I’m so happy that our fighter planes will join us in our celebration!”
Having failed to extract any profit, Sergey was listless. He said perfunctorily: "Yes, our Su-27 series is the most advanced, most powerful, and most terrifying in the world."
"Su-27?" The new president looked intently at the sky a few more times. "Although it looks similar, I think it seems to be a Su-27 that was flattened."
A flattened Su-27?
Mr. Sergey finally raised his head, looked at the fighter planes slowly floating over the horizon, and suddenly cursed secretly in shock: Did that idiot send out the T-50?
T-50, this is the future fighter aircraft that Mao Xiong has not yet completed its test flights. It has only appeared a few times at the Moscow Air Show and has always been the most secret existence in Mao Xiong’s military industry. Why did it come to Mongolia to participate in this bullshit nation-building?
celebration?
But now that the plane has arrived, Mr. Sergey cannot get angry on the spot. Seeing that the new president seems to be very interested in this fighter, he can only cheer up and explain: "Oh, this is not the Su-27, this is ours
The T-50. Are you interested in the T-50? What a discerning person!
Our T-50 has the largest thrust engine among fifth-generation aircraft, the 'Target-30' with a total thrust of twenty tons. The T-50 will be the fastest, longest range, and largest bomb-carrying fifth-generation aircraft. It also has extremely
It has a powerful avionics system with five radars.
Five!
Among them is the L-band anti-stealth phased array radar. No stealth fighter can escape its detection. This information sensing ability is unrivaled in the world!
Neither the F-22 nor the J-20 can compete with it. The Raptor is too old and lags behind the T-50 for more than ten years. The J-20 is just a poor imitator of ours, and they have to rely on us to provide their engines.
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Who can not be tempted by such a powerful fighter plane? Honey, why don't you spend some money to join our project?"
Sir Sergei used an epic narrative tone and boasted about the T-50 from the inside out. The new president of Mongolia was also extremely excited at this moment. He grabbed Sergey's hand and shouted: "You guys
The T-50 is indeed too advanced, and the exhaust smoke it produces is so thick and thick that I have never seen it before."
Uh...? What does the thick tail smoke mean?
Mr. Sergey, who had just finished boasting, raised his head again. The T-50 was flying over Genghis Khan Square. The smoke...
Heck, that's not the smoke that was pulled out at all, but the smoke that was hit!
Sergey was stunned and his head was numb.
But the new president of Mongolia continued to shout excitedly: "Oh my God, your fighter plane has no pilot. Is this some kind of stunt? There is no one in the cockpit. Could it be that you have improved the T-50 into an unmanned fighter jet?"
Bullshit..., you have to praise people in a meaningful way!
What kind of unmanned fighter plane is there? This is obviously a fighter plane that was hit and the pilot parachuted out!
There were a lot of people participating in the military parade in Genghis Khan Square. At this moment, everyone was looking up at the sudden appearance of the fighter plane, and countless reporters focused their cameras on it.
The Mongolian soldiers on the ground also raised their heads, but no one could figure out why the plane flew so low, so slowly, so...
No, it's going to fall!
People on the ground fled one after another, and the joyful atmosphere of the founding celebration was suddenly gone. People and vehicles were running around for cover, feeling as if the fighter plane was going to hit them on the head.
When it reached the sky above the square, the unlucky T-50 finally couldn't hold on any longer. It lost all power and floated a long distance. Finally, it crashed upside down on the side of the square, just in time to destroy the statue of Genghis Khan on the square.
It was smashed to pieces.
Damn..., everyone was stunned!
The new president of Mongolia, who was already excited, became even more excited. He angrily grabbed Sergei by the collar and cursed: "Your plane smashed our statue of Genghis Khan, pay for it!"
"I'll pay you back!" Sergey was also frightened and angry. He kicked the new president away and cursed equally angrily: "How much is your broken statue worth? We just crashed an extremely expensive aircraft.