The relationship between Rabbit and Eagle Sauce has been ups and downs over the years. Because they are important, no one can do without the other, so they can only run into each other and tolerate each other. Generally speaking, the United States is stagnant.
Adapt to the rapid catching up of new flowers.
The disappearance of the F-22 not only dealt a heavy blow to the Americans, but even the rabbit countrymen themselves were shocked. Especially the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs actually publicly stated that-yes, this happened. But it was not theft, but
After breaking in, they made an emergency landing. Later, they returned.
But not only did such a statement not make the Chinese people happy, but a bunch of well-known Vs jumped out and started to spray wildly. The angle of the spray was also very strange and very marketable.
"The F-22 is indeed the most powerful fighter plane in the world. People can come when they want and leave when they want. Rabbit National Defense is basically useless. Why are so many defense funds not given to the people in poor areas? Motherland, wait for your people.
!”
"The invasion of our country didn't even protest. The rabbit government is really weak. The martyrs who crashed in the South China Sea died in vain, but this time the F-22 was returned. It is really heartbreaking to lose power and humiliate the country."
"Are all the women in the army? They dare not even fart after being bullied. Look at the United States, their navy cruises in front of our door every day, their bases stare at our coast every day, there are soldiers
What’s the use?”
This kind of sarcastic remarks are very marketable and very deceptive. Ordinary people have always liked to simplify things and understand them, so they just follow the wind and rain. Many people also follow the curse, just for fun.
According to the thinking of Rabbit's senior management, we took the initiative to detonate this matter. Because the insider leaked the secret, the enemy has already noticed it. So we might as well take advantage of the fact that the various investigations and arrangements in the United States have not been fully put in place to disrupt the opponent's rhythm.
However, there is a lot of discussion about this matter in the country, and it can even be called a smog. Faced with this situation, the bureau chief accepted the task of guiding public opinion to bring order to the chaos, and went on TV to do a program - we are not fooling this time, we are serious
analysis.
At the beginning, the host of the program pointedly asked a question that made the Chinese people very unhappy, "Why should the F-22 be returned? Since it is in our hands, shouldn't it be ours? Bureau Chief, do you think we have it?"
Should I pay it back?"
Yes, the people are most unhappy about not the F-22 invading the airspace. This stealth aircraft insists on flying in, and it’s understandable that we can’t stop it. After all, even the Americans themselves have difficulties in dealing with stealth aircraft.
The thing is not that easy to detect.
But this treasure finally got in, so it should be ours, right? It’s like an annoying rich man left a good thing in our house, shouldn’t we confiscate it?
How heartless it is to actually return it! How weak it is!
But on this issue, the always-popular bureau chief actually said in an official tone from the perspective of the overall situation: "Repay, of course we have to pay it back. We are a responsible big country with our own international obligations and image, and we cannot take advantage of it."
The F-22 broke into the country accidentally and must be returned."
Damn it, as soon as I said this, a lot of people wanted to scold me!
You are a coward, what use do you have?
Seeing the public anger erupting and the public opinion raging, the label of 'traitor' was about to be slapped on him. However, the director changed the subject and continued: "But 'return' also has a prerequisite, and that is to deal with the F-22 intrusion this time.
The incident will be thoroughly investigated.
For example, how did the F-22 break in? How did it break through the loopholes in our air defense? How much of a threat does it pose to us? The causes and consequences of this matter must be clarified, right?
In order to find out the truth and prevent similar dangerous incidents from happening in the future, it is not an exaggeration to conduct some inspections and test flights on the F-22, right?"
The director spread his hands and said that our demands are not high. We just conducted some investigations to restore the truth, find out the problem, and avoid the recurrence of the incident. Is such a small request too much?
Those in the audience who wanted to curse immediately stopped. After thinking about it briefly, everyone felt that it was reasonable and not excessive at all - we were just conducting an investigation out of the desire for peace. This was just like the United States in the first Gulf War.
Investigating Iraq after the war.
We didn't go to the United States to investigate. We just conducted the investigation in our own country. We are already very aggrieved, okay?
The director continued, "In this incident, the American pilot who broke into our border stated that the incident occurred because of a mechanical failure of the fighter plane. We were deeply suspicious of this at first, so we also conducted inspections on the F-22 body.
conducted survey testing.
We even contacted Lockheed Martin in the United States and asked them to send someone to teach us how to safely dismantle and maintain an F-22. As a result, the United States flatly rejected our reasonable request and did not cooperate with us at all.
Investigation, this is an irresponsible attitude."
Yes, this attitude is so irresponsible.
Everyone now understands that the bureau chief is telling a joke. The bureau chief is so old, is it easy to tell a joke? Those of you who like to talk nonsense, don't be considerate.
The host on the side also nodded seriously to this, "In other words, we still followed the consistent international diplomatic norms to handle this matter, right?"
"That's right!" The director slapped his thigh and said very sincerely: "We are not happy about this happening. After all, there is a loophole in our national defense, and we are also very embarrassed. We can't turn a blind eye to this.
Right? This requires investigation.
And when we finished the investigation, our military felt that the matter was clear, and they accepted the fact that the F-22 had a mechanical failure and broke into our country's airspace. Although this is embarrassing, it is a fact and is by no means stolen.
People who say 'stolen', go and take a peek yourself.
As long as we can prevent similar incidents from happening again in the future, we will naturally not hold on to the US fighter planes. This is the attitude of a responsible big country. We will not take advantage of others, and we will never take advantage of it. So we must return the fighter planes.
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These words are righteous and categorical. Because the biggest advantage has been taken, naturally there is no need to take any more. Many viewers in front of the TV are deeply impressed - being so thick-skinned is also a kind of talent. We
I feel sorry for myself.
The host was convinced by this explanation and nodded again. He asked again: "What about the American pilot who broke into our airspace? Did he go back too?"
"We have also conducted an investigation into this pilot. We need to know his motives at least, right? Or should we consider humanitarian considerations and provide him with political asylum? In order to protect this pilot, we have not disclosed his identity.
And he finally went back.
However, due to the lack of cooperation from the United States, something went wrong when returning the F-22. We originally wanted to dismantle the F-22 into eight pieces and transport it back to the Americans on a transport plane. But the Americans did not cooperate.
, they don’t teach us how to dismantle an F-22.
In the end, we had no choice but to let the American pilot fly the F-22 back under our surveillance. But as we said before, the F-22 broke into our airspace and made an emergency landing due to mechanical failure.
We wanted to repair it, but Lockheed Martin didn't teach us how to repair it. As a result, the fighter plane flew with the fault and crashed when it arrived at the Caspian Sea. You can't blame us, right? We also lost more than ten tons of aviation kerosene, and we haven't asked for the money yet.
The U.S. military wants it, and we provide it for free.
Now that the incident has been exposed, the United States actually accuses us of stealing their Raptors for no reason. We will never accept this kind of groundless slander. If they insist on saying this, then we will have to steal a few of them in the future.
Let them curse you."
Well said, so right.
Clearing the clouds and seeing the sky, everything became clear.
The host couldn't help but applaud. After a few snaps, he couldn't help but ask the host, "After such a detailed investigation, if one day we also come up with a Raptor-like
Fighter, that’s understandable?”
The bureau chief laughed immediately, patted the host on the shoulder, and said with a 'teachable' expression: "Hey..., what you said is so right. Our war bureau needs talents like you."