After knocking on the last full stop, Tongchi Lao Dao sighed deeply in his rental house. "The Rise of the Wasteland", which took nearly two years to complete, was finally completed. This book is his turnaround work, and he wrote it for five years.
With seven books in the year, you are well on your way.
"I want to rest, I want to play games, I want to sleep every day!" Tongchi yelled to vent the sullenness in his depressed heart for several years, and felt that all the hard work was not in vain - you know that when he was most unlucky, he almost
I had no choice but to work as a security guard. Fortunately, no one else wanted me.
When Tongchi was shouting, someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder. When he looked back, it was Zhou Qingfeng who appeared in his kennel room.
"Eh...? Why are you at my house?"
"I'm here to take refuge."
"You are already an emperor and want to open an 'Ethnographic Museum'. Why are you taking refuge?"
"Aren't you the one who harmed me? It's okay if you write about so many women for me, but you do so many taboo matches just for your own taste. My harem is rebelling every day now, and I can't live anymore."
Hearing His Majesty the Emperor's complaint, Tong Chi retorted unhappily: "Don't you know how blessed you are despite being blessed? Look at me, I'll write you down, and I'm a stinky dick myself."
Zhou Qingfeng looked at the broken computer and broken table used by Tongqi to code, nodded and said: "Your environment is indeed a bit bad, but it will get better in the future. Let me tell you, your next book..."
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Just as he mentioned the next book, Zhou Qingfeng suddenly felt a thrill all over his body. He quickly ran away from Tongchi and jumped out of the window.
"That's the anti-theft window over there..., Fuck! You pay for the anti-theft window." Tongchi chased him to the window, but he could no longer see His Majesty the Emperor who jumped out. When he looked around, two people ran out from behind.
The woman asked loudly: "Where did you hide that naughty pig?"
When Zhou Qingfeng turned around, he saw Rachel and Anji glaring at him angrily.
"Why did you two run out? Why are you so angry? Wait..., that's my table, don't tear it apart! Oh, don't hit people, talk to them if you have something to say. Every injustice has its own purpose, and every debt has its own purpose.
If you have a master, aren’t you looking for Zhou Qingfeng?”
The wife, mother and daughter dismantled the legs of the table and beat them all up. While beating them, they cursed: "You are the one who is being beaten. You are worse than that slutty pig Victor. If it weren't for you, our mother would
The two of us don’t have so much to worry about.”
Ah..., ah..., Tongchi screamed several times and begged for mercy: "You are a queen and a royal concubine, so a family living happily together, a hundred years later, it will be recorded in history, and the name will be passed down to future generations. Isn't it beautiful?"
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"You're so beautiful, what do you think of us, mother and daughter? The whole book is made fun of, and it's all because of you. If we can't find that bad guy Victor, I will deal with you today."
Rachel and Anji finally gave up after beating until their hands were tired, and went after Zhou Qingfeng again. After receiving a beating in vain, they got up from the ground with a sad face. Before he could wipe away the nosebleeds on his face, he looked up and saw another
Several women stood in front of him silently.
"Wow, you guys..." Zhou Qingfeng felt like he was going to have a heart attack. "Can you make a noise when you show up? It's easy to get crazy."
Five women appeared this time: Yuan Mei, Feng Wan, Xu Rong, Li Mingjue, and Xu Yun. They all looked at Tongchi angrily, and their strange eyes made Tongchi tremble. He quickly shouted: "
Don't think that just because you are a woman, you can bully me, I will fight back."
Yuan Mei was the first to stand up and sneered: "Who is bullying whom? It's obviously you who bullied some of our sisters."
"You are also one of the imperial concubines. What status, power and power are you lacking? What are you dissatisfied with?" Tongchi argued.
Yuan Mei snorted coldly, "I originally had a good family, but you, a bastard, tore it apart. You even called it "saving me from fire and water", and you wrote that I was very stupid. "
Feng Wan and Xu Rong also said dissatisfied: "We two sisters are unlucky. When we appear, it is two women meeting a man. Have you ever seen such a thing in the world? And we only appear in one volume, and behind it is a vase."
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Li Mingjue also scolded angrily: "It's okay if you write about Rongrong, why do you write about me? How will I behave like this in the future?"
"And me." Xu Yun stared at Tongchi and said, "I was a big star when I appeared on the stage, but I didn't have any role at all. I'm not even as good as a vase."
The five women finally condemned together: "Tong Chi, why did you write so many women?"
"I..., my hands are also slipping." Tongchi said helplessly: "I don't have an outline for this book. I just write whatever comes to my mind. It's a great blessing to be able to write more than four million words. I promise that I will write the next book.
There will never be that many women in this book."
As soon as he said this, Zhou Qingfeng's shout came from the distance, "No, write more. I can hold on."
"You can hold it, but I can't." Tongchi rushed to the window again, wanting to see where His Majesty the Emperor was hiding. As a result, the five women behind him stepped on his head and jumped out of the window, looking for that person.
Trouble with a naughty pig.
After waiting for the five women to leave, Tongchi let out a long sigh, "It's so scary, I almost lost my life. I really won't write about so many women in the future."
"Really?" A voice came from outside Tongchi's bedroom.
Tongchi was shaken by fright, rushed over, locked the door and shouted loudly: "There is no one in the house. If you are looking for Zhou Qingfeng, please go outside."
With a bang, the door was kicked down, and Tong Chi fell down with him, forcing him to the ground and screaming in agony. Catalina stood outside the door, slowly putting away her extremely violent biochemical thighs.
Lena Fox stepped on her little leather shoes and walked to the fallen door, lowered her head and asked: "Tongchi, do you know how I feel now?"
"Miss Fox, please forgive me. I'm good enough to you." Tongchi slapped him under the door, shaking in pain.
"Oh..., I would like to know why you are so good to me?" Lena Fox asked.
"I didn't want to write about you at all at first. I just added a temporary character and a scene. Later I thought it was quite good, so you became one of the heroines."
"Really...? I really want to thank you." Lena Fox prolonged her tone, but then sharply asked: "I worked so hard to express myself in your book, why did you give up the position of queen?
For Rachel? In terms of popularity, I am not as good as her."
"Uh..., because I like blondes with big breasts. Rachel's breasts are bigger than yours." Tongchi told the truth.
"What? Just because of this." Ms. Fox was petite and became furious when she heard this. She stood on the door panel and kept stomping and jumping, tossing the breast underneath and calling for help. "Just because I have small breasts, you
Don’t you want me to be the queen?”
After Miss Fox had stepped on her enough, the fierce girl Catalina came up again and asked: "Then why can't I be the queen? I have big breasts."
"Ouch..." Being pressed down by the tough girl's weight of hundreds of kilograms, Tongchi had suffered enough. He shouted in agony from below: "I am sick, and I like my wife. I will change it in my next book
Isn't it okay? Let me go."
This time, it was Miss Fox and the fierce girl who stepped on Tong Chi on the door panel together until Tong Chi vomited three liters of blood.
After waiting for the two unreasonable women to leave, Tongchi lay on the ground for a while before getting up. He was exhausted and injured. But when he got up, he found that he was once again surrounded by a circle of women.
Jenny brought her daughters Anna, Nancy, Sarah and her family of five, Mirta, Valena, Irene, and Ellie, and they all gathered around to watch the meal.
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When Tongchi saw this posture, he immediately hugged his head and cried: "Have mercy on me, princesses. This book has been written. It's useless for you to trouble me anymore. I have tried my best to arrange a good ending for you."
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Jenny sneered: "I thought I was a somewhat important character."
Nancy also sighed: "I also seemed to have a lot of personality at the beginning."
Sarah's family of five was the most dissatisfied, "You all showed up as a serious person, but we showed up specifically for H. We are unlucky."
Mirta snorted a few times, "Victor once called me Sweetie, but turned around and almost forgot about me. What kind of broken setting is this?"
Valena crossed her arms with a fierce look, "You modified my settings many times, and finally you wrote me as a bottomless pit of dissatisfaction. You are so shameless."
The twin sisters also sighed: "We are so cute and cute, but you make us two hard working thugs all the time. This is so unfair."
A group of women finally denounced in unison: "Taking it all, won't your conscience hurt?"
"I have no conscience." Tong Chi gave up, "You were not part of the plan originally, so your roles were not enough. Why should Rachel be the queen? Because she was originally scheduled to be the heroine."
"shameless."
"Dirty."
"Shameless is fun."
"hypocrite."
"How disgusting."
A group of women couldn't help but beat him again and left one after another.
After a thorough calculation, he knew that all the girls in the harem were gone. He felt that he was the biggest trouble anyway, so he wanted to go to the bathroom to wash away the nosebleeds from the beating on his face. But when he walked out of the room, he found that there was still someone waiting for him.
Hold him.
"Hello, Tongchi-san." A girl stood at the door with a beautiful woman, and a lewd middle-aged man followed behind, staring at Tongchi with an angry face.
Tongchi was so frightened that he wanted to turn around and run away, but he couldn't escape even if he ran back to the bedroom, so he could only bite the bullet and look at the person in front of him carefully.
They are the Hashimoto family of Japan.
"Uh..., what do you want?"
"Tong Chi Sang, why didn't you include my mother and me in Zhou Qingfeng's harem? We have been looking forward to it for a long time, but you are so disappointing."
"There are really too many people in the harem, and..." Tongchi looked at Ichiro Hashimoto who was following behind him, "And your family head is still here. It would be so embarrassing to write this."
"We can't accept the fact that we can't enter the harem. Please think of a way."
"There's nothing I can do, the books are all over."
"**Woolen cloth?"
"What……,**?"
"We, mother and daughter, can appear, please."
"No, no, I am a person with integrity and bottom line."
"Tong Chi Sang, your integrity is probably fed to dogs. Or..., as long as you are willing to pay, we are willing to pay some price."
"Wait, what are you doing? Don't take off your clothes casually. If someone sees it, I won't be able to wash it away even if I jump into the Yellow River. I am innocent and an upright person."
"Tongchisang, you said you don't want it, your body is very honest."
Ding dong ding dong…….
Tongchi half pushed it and yelled that he didn't want it. Someone called out at the door, "Tongchi, we have your express delivery."
"You guys wait a moment, I'll go get a courier. You go to bed and wait, I'll be back soon. Mr. Ichiro, please don't wait any longer. This is a private matter between me and your wife and daughter. I don't want others to watch. You have to
understand."
Tongchi took off his pants, held up his pants and ran to open the door. As soon as the door opened, there was another clang sound, and the anti-theft iron door fell down, pinning him underneath again. Followed by a group of uniformed special police officers
Rushed in.
"Is there any mistake? I am a good citizen, how could you break into my house like this?" Tongchi wailed.
Waiting for the entire room to be controlled by special police officers, Xiao Jinlang walked in from the outside with a serious expression, "Take it all, right? Our national security has been looking for you for a long time. You leaked the country's top secrets without authorization, which brought great consequences to our diplomatic work.
Troubled, your sin is too great."
Several special policemen lifted Tongchi away, and Tongchi struggled hard and said: "Is there any mistake? I have done meritorious service to the country, but I am not guilty to the nation. If it weren't for me, Lao Xiao, your daughter would be an unnamed 'female national security officer'
, let alone being a royal concubine in His Majesty the Emperor’s harem.”
"So I still want to thank you?" Xiao Yi, the long-legged royal sister, appeared with a frosty face. "You ignored my existence for a long time, and you didn't give me a name until you had no choice. And you also asked Rachel
You are the queen, and just because of this, I will deal with you."
Tongchi scratched his neck and said angrily: "Who told you not to give me a salary increase? You even want to arrest me. There are not many "***s" like me these days. Let me go now."
Xiao Jinlang snorted and sneered: "Let you go? Dream on. From now on, we will keep an eye on you, supervise you, spur you, and ask you to write well, write more and quickly, to satisfy the spirit of the broad masses of the people.
Cultural needs. As for other things..., don't be distracted."
Kyoko and Hashimoto Nai and their daughter both stripped naked and lay on the bed, but now Zhou Qingfeng could only watch them being driven away. Also being driven away were Helena from the United States and Ai from France.
Jie Lin, these are all protagonists who asked for more roles but couldn’t get them**.
Tongchi was locked up in his bedroom again, claiming that he would not be allowed to come out until he wrote 10,000 words a day. With tears in his eyes, he banged on the door heartbrokenly and shouted: "Let me out, I want to go to the red light district to experience life, I need inspiration."
In terms of creation, I am an elegant literati, and I need the nourishment of love."
"Stop knocking, we still have to settle the score with you."
Tongchi was banging on the door when a cold chill suddenly appeared behind him.
Fernando, Nieto, Governor Alfonso, Professor Alonzo, Zombie President Diego, Federo, and Guo Jiaming. These seven unlucky wastelanders appeared together, filled with resentment.
"I snatch Rachel, and you let Victor come and cause trouble."
"I finally became a president, but I'm still a puppet."
"I died within a few chapters of my appearance, and then you asked an impostor to raise maggots in my place?"
"The NTZ project belongs to me, but I didn't get any benefits. I got the advantage of that bad boy Victor."
"I have been a zombie since the moment I appeared on the scene. Why don't you just let me die happily?"
"I have been unlucky from the beginning to the end. You always treat me as a clown."
"You wrote me as a soft-hearted and disgusting character, and in the end you used my life to embody the cruelty of the protagonist. You are so bad."
The unlucky seven surrounded Tong Chi in the middle to condemn him, but Tong Chi could only continue to bang on the door and call for help: "Let me out quickly, let me out. You can't cheat me like this."
As soon as the bedroom door opened, Tong Chi rushed towards the toilet. He made up his mind that he would rather stay in the toilet than go back to the bedroom. Unexpectedly, as soon as the toilet door opened, there was a group of people wearing turbans and robes, holding AKs and wearing explosives around their waists.
Big beard.
"We are in a difficult position when we eat everything, are not religious, and don't want to die."
"For seventy-two raisins, I'll burst all the chrysanthemums."
"What is our slogan? 'Foolishness is power'."
The bearded men in the toilet turned around to see Tong Chi and immediately pounced on him to kill him. Tong Chi was so frightened that he quickly closed the toilet door and held on to prevent the people inside from coming out. Who knows, after a few swipes,
The wooden door of the toilet was split open by several machetes.
At this critical moment, Marcus, who was covered in sarcoma and was ugly, came over chewing a meat bone. Tongchi quickly shouted: "Big guy, come and help quickly."
Marcus was very happy. He put the meat and bones on his waist, picked up a six-barrel Gatling gun, and fired hundreds of bullets toward the toilet, killing all the bearded men with turbans who rushed out.
Tong was shocked and unconscious, and was helped up by Ma Keshi.
"Tong Chi, you wrote me well, I'm very satisfied. Do you want some meat to supplement nutrition? I grilled it myself." Marco Shi stuffed his own meat bones into Tong Chi.
"Thank you, I can't eat it." Tongchi had an appetite and didn't want to eat it at all. Instead, he asked, "Where did your meat and bones come from? How does it look like..."
"Like a human thigh, right?" Marcos said.
Poof..., Tongchi's stomach twitched and he vomited directly.
"Hahaha..., this is a leg of lamb." Marco Shi patted Tongchi's shoulder, "Your IQ is not as good as mine, and you were fooled so easily."
After being ridiculed by a mutant, Tongchi was extremely depressed. When he calmed down, he found Tony Parker and Dania standing in front of him. The two stared at Tongchi without saying a word, just looking at each other.
It's heart-stopping.
The road between enemies is narrow!
"Hehe, hehe..." Tongchi laughed dryly, turned around and ran away. As a result, he bumped into the tall and muscular two-headed monster 'David Lawrence'.
'David Lawrence' was filled with anger, and his roar was like thunder, "Tongchi, do you know how much harm you have done to me? Do you think it's better for me to slice you up? Or eat you raw?"
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"This is all for royalties, and I don't want this." Tongchi wailed, "Help, who will save me?!"
Zhou Qingfeng appeared again and shouted to Tong Chi: "Will you let me be the protagonist in the next book? If you let me be the protagonist, I will come to save you."
"Let, let, let..." Tongchi said three times in a row, "Hurry up and get me out, I can't stand it anymore!"
But as soon as Zhou Qingfeng appeared, all the girls in the harem who were looking for him ran out, and his enemies followed him out one by one, surrounding him with eager eyes, staring at him.
When Tongchi saw this posture, he immediately lamented: "You are a bad guy who has more enemies than me. You are doomed now!"
Tongchi cried for a long time, and suddenly he was stunned and said: "No, I'm GOD. I'm the boss, okay? It's not right for you to scare me like this. The book is over and the crew has been disbanded. Give them all to me."